 Oh my god, so a little while back I made a video where I reviewed some bad apps and I scoured the app store for the Worst apps I could find slash best much to my surprise you guys liked that video and I had a lot of fun making it So ever since then I've wanted to make a second one. We're going to VidCon this weekend So it seemed like a good week to just get all of our sillies out and not do anything too crazy Because getting to VidCon is a lot in and of itself This is not sponsored by any of these apps and this is also not meant to be legitimate shade to any of them Okay, I appreciate people that make apps. It's just fucking funny, man. Okay, so without further delay Let's get into some bad apps. This first app is called doopie. We have to log in. What are you just linked into Facebook? Now it knows where we are. My gender is privacy. Please leave me alone. I'm mad angry. Oh my god Oh my god, who is that man just touching his nipples? What are you doing? I'm fucking feeling myself Oops that was hot. Thanks. I liked it What is that like a giant human cockroach? That's it. That's it. Who's life is this? I give doopie like a ten out of ten. It's like elf yourself, but with weird stuff happening I want to see you do that dance in IRL out of ten. Don't say IRL This one is called plastic doctor, but then when you open it, it says plastics doctor Wow beautiful. Oh my god, right? What are you trying to say? It's kind of crazy. No one's gonna know it was photoshopped either. Not edited at all. Here we motherfucking go Doesn't seem right at all, but you look very natural But like what plastic surgery place is advertising that they can make you like a giraffe one that believes in himself. What? Detection failed you got to get a better frontal. Come on. Have you ever frontal before? Oh, yeah, pick a nice little filtered picture So it didn't recognize my fucking face. Okay cheek lift way too high here. Oh, no, I like to enlarge your eyes I'm so big. Yes God this app can't be good for anyone. I like it So what you like people that look like this aliens this app is sucks Zero out of zero this next one I found lots of apps like it where you can just watch YouTube videos. It's like YouTube video player I'm not joking. Watch this. I've been Jenna Marbles. Wow. It's always about you, huh? You watch an ad Wait before the video So here's my channel. This is not legal. There's no way they can do there's no ad no ad But they played their own so basically they've implemented an ad block for the normal YouTube ad but created their own ad for that Yeah, I'm gonna look into your ear. Please don't that's what it is. I don't want you looking in my ear. No This is disgusting. You know that I hate this. Oh Nice ear fam. It looks like an ear like what the fuck is the point of it? It's like what the doctor uses to look inside your baby. Nice ear. I give it a get out of my ear out of town This is called kawaii assistant. Oh my god Meet Suki your very own Japanese assistant mood meter shows Suki's state at a given time Hey, don't piss Suki out your actions will dictate Suki's mood. Do not piss Suki off You do not want to see Suki when Suki is angry. What is this? Press something. No press a button. Oh, I tapped her. All right. I want to touch her leg Blowing on the phone. Oh my this is so fucked. She's like a person Tamagotchi I've never been happier to play rock-paper-scissors with a stranger. Does Suki like yeah, you don't want to play anymore some winning. Oh Now she's like an eight. Oh, she's an eight Suki, how old are you? This is bullshit. Suki. Suki blink if you're being held captive Suki, are they feeding you? Two windmills are standing in the field and one says to the other what type of music do you listen to and the other says I'm a big metal fan. Oh Fuck she didn't like my joke. We can give her a bikini. Oh my god, so she has to wear a bikini. Okay, this is getting fucking creepy I'm sorry. I have to oh my god It was fun and we were playing rock-paper-scissors and now we're buying a bikini. So oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god This guy's so fucking creepy Why is her skirt blowing? What is she doing? Here's some arms Muckbang. Why'd you look at lips like that? No. Oh wait, wait, you can shake the phone. This is a work environment Suki should Never ever ever do this app again. I rate K assistant girl. Let me save you. What the fuck is this job you got girl You're better than that This is fuck this app. Okay, you have the ability to make a dog talk and you're gonna have him sing the fucking ABCs God Oh, yeah, this is what happens if you do drugs once the interface is shit. Oh fuck this dude. I Hate this app. I quit 10 out of 10 idea for a tattoo. This is called sexy Christmas That's a little redundant touch with two fingers two objects with the same shape. Oh, yeah There's porn behind it sexy Christmas You're uncovering for Christmas not the worst app kind of creative Do you want to buy one sexy ex miss hot levels for that's a dollar what I just did this is criminal girl Who did her eyeliner like that? But these apps are just like weird like porn apps I don't think that's weird or porn I think it's sexy Christmas and worth a dollar fair enough at least there's a happy surprise at the end This is making me crazy though. These are baby sounds ringtones hell. Yeah, who are these four? You want that's your ringtone? Oh, that's not a baby That is the demon That's the sound and it's flying over your bed at night. Oh my god. You ready? Oh Oh, you can change them. Oh, that's pretty. Oh, you look nice. Can we save it? I actually want that one Can you save it zero? It's a bad app. It's that is like a great example of a bad app. No, I will made this No, god, what? That was weird and sad weird and sad. Good. I give it weird out of sad. I get sad out of weird Damn Pete you've been working out absolutely awful Like it's not even it's not even it's just a cut out Set to kill Damn you fine Half my babies. You're so hot and sexy damn. I know Fullscreen mirror. Oh my god. Is that the app? Shut up my fucking god. It's so that you can see your reflection in the phone You you literally just turn off your phone to do this No No What a horrible app Ah, that was so aggravating. Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss if you just saw someone like Oh, you kissed the ad Stop before the gorilla guy comes back Can he see us? Fuck dude. Why is it working on me too? This app just wants to watch the world burn 10 out of 10. Do you know what women want? Snapchat all the photo editing apps. What was that guy? Mustache. Oh, I guess downloading It's hacking your phone right now beautiful. Oh my god That guy came home from work that day and was like, yo, I made the world a better place today 10 out of 10 birthday singing Okay, fair vote. Yeah, this is called Oh I'm not gonna be able to open it. It's called high five. I think he just gives you a high five Kill it burn it. Don't even say a word. You're done. So, yeah, those were some really bad apps I was impressed with some of them. My favorite app was the full screen mirror That app was pretty damn good. I was impressed with suki, but you know, it's really hard She wrote me the wrong way I think it's still gonna be really hard to top marimbas in paris That is the most legendary app of all time. Yeah, like perfectly marimbas any song you want Uh, I just added suki to my dock on my phone I hope you guys like those bad app reviews even though they're mostly not even reviews It's us just giggling subscribe to my channel I put on the videos every Wednesday slash Thursday, and I'll see you at VidCon if you're gonna be there this weekend I'll touch my hat. What is wrong with you? I'm gonna call suki if you keep touching my hat suki What's so funny? Nothing Bye Why don't you go fucking hang out with suki god? What do you think I'm gonna do later? Suki just gets me, okay All right, I'll see you guys next week. Bye