 She really liked it to the show. She said, I ain't never seen this shit. That's what I see. Well, I'm gonna watch you don't believe that it come on HBO. I'm Tim. This bitch come on HBO and Fox. You can't watch it without your socks. Cause you gonna be sliding on the floor. You like the 85 sub show. Can't watch it without your socks. If you got some flip flops. That's it. My dog be sitting on the floor when I get home. What? My dog be sitting on the floor when I get home. That's how you live it? My dog be sitting on the floor when I get home. Who want to buy this motherfucker? I'm talking about the night style. You can get him done. Damn. So he spent some dough. Excited, excited, excited. You did it. Excited, excited. He's excited. You gotta take some thousands off of these. My dog be sitting on the floor when I get home. Cause he shit in the house. What did you say? You gotta take some money off cause he shit in the house. Let's not play with my musical talents, man. Let's say, huh, let's say, huh. My dog be sitting on the floor when I get home. My dog be sitting on the floor when I get home. She been breaking my heart to show you need to take a call. They didn't let her tie the hair. She tied the waiting on you. She said she would have been in bed two hours ago. They gonna be looking at you like, damn, she still bringing her heart to episodes in. How you living? How's everybody feeling right now? Everybody good? I feel great. Yes, we living. We breathing. That's all we doing? My dog be sitting on the floor when I get home. That's how you gonna do? My dog be sitting on the floor when I get home. Anybody dog be shit in the house. You know the song gotta be called Responsibilities. Anybody dog be shit in the house. My dog be sitting on the floor when I get home. You just got your carpet clean or he is missing. See that's how niggas all understand man. You need all them 808s and all that extra shit. You just need a little nigga who know what he doing with a good dog. Let me see what I'm doing. Then you come up with some shit like this. Then you come up with some shit like this. My dog be sitting on the floor when I get home. That's all you need. That's all you need. You need some dancing music man. They be playing staring music in the club now. Fuck these niggas man. I don't wanna do shit but look at everybody look at me. Fuck you look at that nigga. Everybody be there to talk with their ass. What nigga? Hey you wanna do? What you wanna do? Bitch. You play this shit you ain't gonna be do nothing. You like do shit too though. I wonder if those questions ever went too far. What the fuck you looking at? What were we looking at? Huh? What did you just say? I'm just saying. I thought you saw something. No did somebody say something? I mean one time I had something in my eye. And I was looking this way and I was like. But in my head I'm like damn what the hell is in my eye? What the fuck you looking at? I'm like look at that nigga walking to me. What the fuck you looking at? What the fuck wrong with this nigga man? I'm standing trying to get this shit out of my eye. I'm like hey man why is this nigga walking over here man? That nigga hit a drip. That's how people get down though. Hey man welcome back to the 85 South Coast. Hey man we just chilling in this bit right now. We got an icon in here motherfucker man. Man that's why I really was just sitting here chilling cause shit I always just wanted to just be hanging with Mr. Cooper. I ain't gonna miss Mr. Cooper. Hey man we got more shit. Hey man first of all. You wanted those guys man you're a legend to us man. Cause we grew up watching. You had a dope ass show at the height of black TV man. Yes sir come on. Man you was out there really wrecking them stages but then you was really like going to work and doing the whole you know what I'm saying? The whole character and shit. People really thought that was you and shit. They really did. Well first of all it's a pleasure to be with you two. Man they fire right here. Working with these two is like red bull and you guys are fire. I just wanted to say that. Working with you guys you know I've been in the game a long time. Hey too many guys come up with you know with this fire. Right. Fire. Appreciate that man. I just wanted to let you know that. You guys have been snacks. I mean that game he was unhealthy. I had so much that I'm ready to go. I had corn puffs, corn cacos. That's how we're living up here man. You could always judge a place by the snacks. More than that. Yeah in the abundance of. I like how they brought the snacks out in the box. Yeah. Like it was a big reveal. Number playing Frito. He was like nigga did you get this from a nursing home? Playing Frito this is tight. That's the black production. All the good shit was gone first. Yeah exactly. Nigga cheeses. This is an after school program. Man I got a million and one questions man but it's like. How good is she? How did first of all tell me how do you came about like getting your whole show. How did you get the process started? Where you started comedy at? Like who you started with? All that shit. I always was a funny guy. I'm getting the show. I did. I did I get this. I can't remember now. I do HBO special first. I think I did HBO special. Yeah I did HBO special. I was on tour with HBO saw me. So they gave me HBO special. I did my special. Once I did that special me and Martin did our specials together. We went back and forth to Chicago. I had line one that he had line one. And so we did our specials. Once I did that special it let the world I guess Hollywood see who I was. And so I had they offered me sitcom. I had a living color. I could have did a living color. I had a contract with living color. Hanging Mr. Cooper. And I already was hosting showtime at the Apollo. Hell yeah. At the time. At the height of this shit. At the height. We were the first ones to take the camera showtime. Take the cameras outside and hurl them. The people were standing in line. I said let's take some cameras outside. And you know. Anywhere at that time. So they offered me the sitcom. And I said yeah let's do this. I didn't really know what I was doing. So we did our sitcom on the set of Alan Tick Show growing pains. Right. They didn't believe it. I didn't even have my own set. Just give him that shirt right there. Put him that shirt. Yeah. Really. They didn't even change the people's picture. If you look at the first Mr. Cooper episode. Alan Tick family is in the back. That's true. Yeah damn. Somebody going to get on Hulu and be like. Yeah. Game real. Remember my game always real. If it's the only pilot. It was the pilot. So you just shot a pilot. You just shoot the pilot. Give him the script. Let's see what this does here. We're not going to build nothing. I even wore my own clothes. Yeah. About six foot six dude. Could you bring a couple of pieces. A couple of changes. So I wore my own clothes. Right. To the first Mr. Cooper. Damn. My own clothes. So you said they offered you two shows. So Mr. Cooper was written up. And Living Color was already going on. Yeah. Living Color was already going on. Right. And HBO came with a sweet ass deal. Yes they did. With some shit like that on the table. Now look you got to pick one. Living Color or some. That was ABC. That was ABC TV and Fox TV. And that was all different networks. But Mr. Cooper wasn't a show then until you got on the boat. What you mean? It wasn't a show until you got on it. Like you started the whole Mr. Cooper. Yeah. Right. It was my show. Right. So it was either Living Color or your own shit. No. Well I could have done. I was on tour with Damon Wayne. Oh shit. He was a master. You know. He was one of the best I seen. Salute OG too. Yeah. He's a super OG. And we did a show at the Apollo. And HBO was there. All the big people. Eddie Murphy was there. Everybody was there. Everybody was there. They all saw me. They were like, who is this dude? And you know, I remember I went home the next two days later. They called me and gave me an HBO special. Which at the time was like, what? Right, right. Shit. Then ABC, we took meetings. You know, we took meetings to go, you know. What you talking about? What you talking about? What you talking about? And so this came about ABC. Yeah. They ain't doing it like that no more. That's the sweetest lick right there. And let you know, you know, and that pilot went to air. That's the only pilot that went to air. There's a pilot. Yeah. That shit went straight down. It was air. If you look, it wasn't even my set. It was a different set. Yeah. I gotta go do this shit up. Yeah. You got to watch Raven Simone grow up on this show. How many seasons did y'all do? Yeah. We did five syndications. Reminder. Talk to your shit. I used to. You're great. I still got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody gonna thank you. Yeah. Y'all did five seasons? Five seasons. Five seasons. And it was an incredible time, long time. But you know, but then I saw shows get canceled. That made me like, you know, hey, you know, because I think they canceled Blossom or something. Fourth season. She had one more season to go. It was, you know, we had fun though. I had the greatest time of my life. It made me an international star. International. I remember I was in Africa. And I got out the car. I was taking the leak. And I was like, I look up. I look up. I look up. I look up. I look up. I look up. I look up. I look up. I look up. I look up. I look up. I look up. I look up. I was the greatest thing. I think it enlightened me. That's what you guys should do. You got to travel everywhere. Change your comedy, different perspective on everything. You know, you got to travel. So what was your, who motivated you? How you knew stand up comedy was your calling? You know, Richard Pryor. I had a chance to open up for Richard Pryor in 1993. Oh, shit. I had a chance to talk to Richard Pryor to me as the greatest, of the greatest, of the greatest for me. And I still listen to his albums right now. So I got a chance to open up for him. And he was my influence. And I knew what I wanted to do. But I never, I was scared to do it. So I was scared to do it. You know, boy working and paying, say, that's why if you got dreams, do them. Here I am 20 years, 10, 15 years, I could have did comedy, but I was scared to do it. I was scared, I was scared, but at that time it wasn't a job. You want to do comedy. Boy, you want to do comedy. It don't make no sense. Right. You want to do comedy. Come on. We're going to do comedy. Right. Come on. You better get your real job. Right. So I never really pursued it. I never had dreams, you know, don't have those deferred dreams. Do it. Go for it. Yeah, man. That's a dope ass message right there. Come on. Yeah. Just go for it. Just do it. Just think, you know, look at her braiding that hair. She may not have had that dream. Right. She going for it. Yeah, she going for it. I can tell. I can hear it. You can tell that hair dry. I can hear it over there. Pop it. You can hear it right now. Put a little grease. Put a little grease on that one there. Put some more in there. I can hear it popping. Man, let my dog make it, man. Oh, yeah. What are you doing? Nigga been wearing braids ever since he got an Ancestra tail. And they got the results back on. Like, I know what they want. Exactly. I know exactly what my Ancestras want. I know. This is like the beginning of a movie. I know what my Ancestras want. I know exactly what they want. I know exactly what they want. Take a, Like, I'm Bumbleclad Rostefarian. I found I'm Jamaican. I'm, I'm, I'm.錢 Glass, DC Young Fluff in the brand new movie. He looks Jamaican. Bumbleclad Rostefarian. Missed me with the factory. I could feel. did my CAGR interest. That's all I know, I been practicing them. I like it! I like it. I'm trying to get, I'm trying to get a full sentence. That's what she said. She said, That's all I got. That's good enough, Tom. Yeah, that's it. But you got to really, you know, say a lot and mean. You pop it, get down on it. Boom, boom, clack. It's like clack. You see the clack part? Yeah, he really. You say you did some traveling. Boom, boom, clack. Yeah, that's it. He really meant it. What's some of your favorite places that you've traveled to? You know, everywhere. All of them. Africa. Africa. I really like Africa. Yeah, I like it there. You got to go to Africa, young buck. You got to go. And Africa, I think Africa was the greatest, you know. Because I saw, for one, I saw the animals up close. Because I paid. Yeah, I mean, I saw them up close, up close. Because I said to the dude, I said, look man, don't have me sitting out here going, you know, driving down like everybody else. We're the real animals. I gave him some money. You remember, the currency is very, the ran is seven to one. You give somebody a hundred dollars bill. I gave him a hundred dollars bill. I said, man, show me what the real animals. He said, oh, come back later on tonight. You know, come back. I'll show you which way. As they said, go down this road. Now we're down that road. Man, a lion walked by. That lion was bigger than the car I was in. Damn. And I was scared to film. I was like, whoa. It was, you know, it was. You paid for that? Yeah, I paid for it. He told you to take your hand out of it. That's where you want to go. I'm telling you bye-bye. He's down now. I saw you went back and he took you somebody else. You know, I was driving. I learned how to drive. Left hand drive. I learned how to drive. I'm gathered. That's at Oakland and me. So I had a driver. I said, man, come on. Let me drive this. You know, so I was like, whoa, whoa, you know. You just can't turn that left. You know, they drive like that. Africa was beautiful. Australia. I went diving in the Great Barrier Reef. Damn. You know, because my childhood guy used to watch was Jacques Cousteau. And I was a kid. So I wanted to do all the things. It was Great Barrier Reef. So I went, you know, underneath the Great Barrier Reef from Sky Dive. I mean, underwater dive. I think about it now. I wouldn't do it right now. Right. Yeah, because you're fucking killing me. Yeah. I'm telling you. I wouldn't do it. Save the planet. Yeah, save the planet, man. No, I'm just fucking with you. But for real, save the planet. You know, you know, it's a classic moment. For me, for you, though, is when you play that Lieutenant. On what, the Jamie Foxx show? The Jamie Foxx show. Man. Yes. I killed that shit. That was, that was one take, you guys. One take? Listen up, OG. One take. One take? One take, baby. That whole scene was one take. No, you're shit. No, you're shit. What? No. Because you can't, you know, some of that stuff, to me, you can't do it. How many times are you going to come in and knock all this stuff over? Right. So you try to do it good the first time. Right, right. So, you know, well, Jamie Foxx show, right? Uh-huh. Well, Jamie was such a great, you know, that I could throw lives to. So I knew him, and I knew my character. My character, I listened to. I watched Full Metal Jacket at Officer and the Gentleman for a week every day to prepare for that role. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh, I was really that person. When I went on the lot, I was that person. Uh-huh. And these are stories I've never told. Tell them, tell them. I remember the table read. It was at the table read, the Jamie Foxx show, and Braxton, the young, you know, I think I said his name wrong in real life. I didn't, he said, no, my name, I said, boom, I don't care what name you on here. And Jamie just went, you know, he hit the, he hit the glass and broke the glass and ran out the slab. Right. Because I was in full character. Uh-huh. Because, you know, bam. So when we did it, I was in character the whole time. I was on his ass. What the hell's wrong with you, boy? You're nothing to me. Look at you. So, and I knew that whatever I said to him, act like Prince and he can do it. Uh-huh. All that's that left. Damn. He can do it, you know. You know, it was about him. You know, so, and then I just, my thing was, if I were to fail, no matter what had happened, you add it and you keep going. As long as you know the script. Right. You know, the script. I knew the script in and out. So, man, well, anyway, I still, you know, so instead of, you know, faltering and not knowing your lines. Right. You empire. I'm proud of what happened. I knew that Jamie, I knew what the cameras were, you know, and just, you know, we did it. Well, even when we pulled back and I pulled back the eyeball me ball. Uh-huh. I knew Jamie was there. And I knew Jamie would do something. I mean, that was a classic moment when he did his eyes, you know. So it's about knowing, knowing who the other guy is, you know, not throwing, not being scared, not to take all the laughs, but throw your boy lives too. Right. You know, just a good moment. But that was a one take. One take. Yeah, yeah. One take, boy. And the important thing about it was the first time that my father saw me perform. Oh. That was good. Yeah. Now this is his watch right here. We're in Pop's watch. So the first time Pop saw me perform was that the Jamie Foxx show. He was good. He was good. That was good. That was a funny stuff. That was pretty good. That was a funny stuff. Yeah. That was the first time my father ever had to express something. It was his birthday. That show was his birthday. His present to the world. That was my father's birthday. And that's what I gave, you know, to the world, to him. And that was the first time, later on, we went out with Jamie Foxx for his birthday. You know, before Jamie Foxx was even big, Jamie Foxx, we were just hanging out. My father had to express though. I remember he was like, hey, that coffee kept me up all night. I don't know what that was. That was a powerful stuff. I stayed up all the way to the backyard. He thought I was in the backyard. Yeah. So that was that was it. And they love, don't you? Yeah, that's their love. Fuck with it. Yeah. So you got some of these clothes? What's going on here? Yeah, yeah, we got it. They got all this money. They selling clothes in the back. I mean, what they just gonna have a business and they ain't selling clothes in? I love it. Good merchandise, OG. They got merchandise. I love it. There's so many people out there who want to have, you know, warm fabrics on their body. Marvin Gaye don't want this shit too, OG. Yeah. Yeah, look, he got it on our first one. You know, you know, you know. You got them niggas, they never gave me no money. Yeah. Yeah. All of this is for sale. Everything on this rack, man. We just got this new lamp for the ladies. That one for women. I like it. Yeah. We got some ladies still alive. We got some half tops so they can show their belly button. And if they don't have their belly button, they can just pull these all the way up. Yeah. I like them to show their belly button. It's the men's section. It's the men's section. I got some saggy tears. I don't want to see them. No. That's why this cut in half. Because if they real long, she could just flip them up the bottom. I like that. They're playing with them. You need to fix it. You need to fix it. We thinking about our niggas' back. You need to fix it. We need to fix it. We getting it in over here, man. I love it. I think it's incredible. Thank you for having me on. I'm like, yeah. Man, we appreciate it. I like that they started at 4 in the morning, people. I said, we was out here like it was a strip club. I was like, I love it. We ain't let nobody in yet, bro. I was like, I love it, bro. I love it. You said they started at 4 o'clock in the morning, people. The girls ain't even here yet. The girls ain't even here yet. Be around 9, 9.30, okay? I started, I was littering around so much. I felt like a thief. What you still? I'm talking to somebody. I just went in and looked around. This practice, you know, this practice, see if I can still pop that. Was anything in there? It was in something. He had something in his glove's apartment a little half an eighth. A little knight. A little knight. A little knight, yeah, a little knight. What part of Oakland are you from? East Side Oakland, baby. Talk to your sheep. Yeah, East Side Oakland. You know, we represent town business. But we, you know, that's the hood that I was born in. And that's the hood that gave me my, you know, life. Back then, we didn't have the internet. We had imagination, so that's what I came up with. I'm a hood boy and just happened to make it on television. You know, and just, you know. The internet came out somebody's imagination? Yeah. Well, the internet, we didn't have the internet. We didn't have the internet. We had imagination. That was our internet. You know? Because I'm tourism now, no battery. So, you know, so, you guys had the internet. We didn't have the internet. We could get up on the roof. What you could see was the internet. Your memory was in there. Yeah. But yeah, so I'm from East Oakland, so it gave me my, it gave me, I use East Oakland as my, you know. Stomper girl. Yeah, they were really nice to me. I started in the 80s, you know. And so, you know, they were really nice. You started in the 80s? Yeah, started in the 87s. I think 82, Tushor told me 82. I did a show. And I said, I remember that show. I was on that show. And Tushor, I was talking to him. He said that was 80 season. That was 1982. Damn. So, either I started. When did you start? You don't know? I think it was 87. It was 87. But maybe 82. It was the first time I tried and it was 82. But it might have been 82. Yeah, I don't remember. I don't know if I went to the show or was on the show. But I remember the dude didn't pay me. In 82? So that's why you don't down it, because you ain't getting no money. Yeah. I didn't get paid in my career for a long time. I worked at a drug store to keep my clothes right, to keep a car, because most comedians were poor. Right. Making it. Dude. That shit, bro. I had money. And I had the ability to turn down things. Fuck that shit. Yeah, fuck that. Really, it always was dress nice. I had one green suit when I hit L.A. One green suit I bought at one of the stores was $99 when you get the suit. I think of the shirt and another blazer or something. Yeah, she couldn't have been fresh. Snap off of a hundred dollars. I had that green baby dress that... I just didn't want to say that. I'm like, Ross Lee with Ross. That got me Mr. Cooper. That green got me Mr. Cooper. Talkin' shit. Reminder. Talkin' shit. Talkin' shit. Once you adjust the cost of inflation, that suit still was about... $96. Yeah. That got shit on. Niggas can't steal nothin'. I think about the whole suit. My shoes and everything. You get the pants, the jacket, the shirt, the shoes, the socks. That's time to be already in the place. Everybody had a hat about it. Spend it back then. What? That's back then. I'm just waiting on them to say, now if you go back and you watch them open the credit when I did like this, that's the suit. All right, hilarious. Hell, man. First time I went up, improv. Okay. Talkin' shit. Lil' Richard was the host. Lil' Richard? Lil' Richard was the host. Man, come on, man. I went live too. Tell me what happened, man. My game is strong. Tell me what happened, man. I go up and he's announcing people. He's like, you know, ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up for this young comedian. And let's give it up for Mark Carrick. Listen, I step out of here and he said, I thought you was wise. I thought you was in the middle of a walk. I thought you was in LA. Hello. Hell, man. You're about to go up and you look up and Lil' Richard is hosting. He was the host. Going crazy. And he thought, in the middle, he thought I was wise. But when you went up, how was that first time like going up, breaking the ice? First time going up on which stage? With Lil' Richard. The one when he brought you up. No, he was just a show. I did a good job. I had a good time. Had a good job. First time I ever went to a comedy store, Eddie Murphy put me up. Because we weren't allowed to get on. Why? Because, I don't know. It wasn't too many brothers on. At the comedy store, it was like the Mecca. And Eddie Murphy saw me. What do you mean go on? We got Gary Schnuckles back there. He's right. He's telling the truth. He's telling the truth. Fucking Gary Schnuckles is in town. He's telling the truth, you guys. He's telling the truth. There'll be people like that. Louis Kibowski. He's telling the truth. And Eddie Murphy was the one. He did like this. He said, you going up? I said, man, I can't get up in here, brother. He does that. That's the truth. He said, come here. He said, this is what you do. Watch it to me. He said, you going up next. Like, what? Truth story. Went up and puked on the boat. Yeah. First time. Went astute. I'm gonna shout out to Eddie for that, man. Man, Eddie real. He been real. I got stories on Eddie. But Eddie took me to his house. I don't want to blow his stuff up. But he let me, that night, Eddie let me come to his, the truth story. Eddie let me come to his house. Eddie took me for the first time in my life. I ain't never told these stories. I never tell them about business because, you know, I just don't tell them about business. Right. And so that night, I don't even know if Eddie remember this. He took me. He said, man, you want to go eat? I'm like, what? He was Eddie Murphy. I was like, damn. What? I mean, I was driving a Dodge Raider. I didn't have no money. I was like, yeah, man. He took me for sushi. He had more people who ate sushi. I'm a ghetto boy from Oakland. Right. I just drove from Oakland from working at Penn saying, that day, I got off at three o'clock, that day. I drove down from Oakland, you know, got off work by, got into my Dodge Raider. Boom, jazz from EPMD, some Too Short. Go down to the comedy store to perform. I mean, just to go to L.A. to perform. Right. You know, that's when you would bounce into places. So I am tired eating sushi. I didn't know what sushi. I had never heard of it. Right. I didn't know what the fuck it was. I didn't know it was raw fish. I didn't even get the kind of walk-a-walk position. I don't know what these motherfuckers eatin'. I didn't know what it was. And so that was my first time ever encountering sushi. I mean, he took me to his pads. That was an experience that was incredible. Incredible. The pads was incredible. I eat sushi all the time. I didn't like it. I didn't know what it was. I met you a boy from Oakland and you eatin' some raw fish. You eat raw fish all day? No. I ain't talkin' about sushi. Talkin' about Daddy Coochie. That's why I was mad. Sushi Coochie. Who the fuck said it is? Nah, fuck that. I can't touch it. He's something he can get inside the book. No one's trying to teach. What do we have when his legs are sticking out? We got him down here. Come on in, guys. The woman is smiling. Hell no. Eddie Murphy, man. Eddie Murphy. That's a real leader. He did a lot. He was just great. He took me to his pad and that was motivation enough. His pad was the coldest pad in the history of pads. For real? I ain't lying. Eddie Murphy. I'm sorry. I walked in and banged me at every kind of car that you can imagine. I'm a car guy. I'm a ghetto boy. You know I'm looking at cars. I'm like, damn. He had everyone. Boom-da-boom-da-boom. I'm like, what? What you had in there? You know it. I don't know. Ferrari, Porsche, everything you can get. At that time. Everything that was available was there. I'm a ghetto boy. So it took me three minutes to look. Damn. He said everything that was available. Over, at that time, 100,000 was, I don't think they even had 100,000 cars. 100,000 dollars was the highest car you could possibly get. 150, maybe. I still think it will. No. What you talking about? You know I ain't got a bed yet. My car will be like Zambal. No. I'm creating this show. He ain't heard about my van. He picked me up in a ghost. I had an astro van. He picked me up in a ghost, a black ghost. I didn't see. He might have white meat interior. He probably did. And my friends just scared me to see. He had a big picture of himself on the dash. That freaked me out. You saw your ghost? Oh, that one mine. That one for a video shoot. Everybody thought it was mine. I had so many people. Congratulations on your car. I was wondering what those stickers were. Yeah, he even told me. He was like, hey man, I saw you got your ghost. You got your bitch going too. You never know what you man. You be the fuck around and bought one. I bought one for an investment. Sent it down to Miami and let them niggas rent it out for $1,000 a day. They stupid. They just want them flexes a day. Niggas want to get in there and sing the hook. You say sing the hook. The whole PBB long whatever it is. I was being that bitch singing the hook. With the top down. I ain't even gonna lie. I rented out a Lamborghini for like Sam Hunter. A day? A day back. I kept it for like two, three days. 20 faves. I mean, nah. You're putting the faves. No. Okay. It was too fast. It was way too fast. Really? The Lamborghini was too fast. Every time I seen something, I was like, yeah. I got it down. I got it down all the way back now. Fuck that bitch. Sam Hunter today, that ain't bad. No, I want Sam Hunter today. I had it for Sam Hunter today, but I used it for three days. I just felt like Sam Hunter was too much. I didn't need like two extra days. So you didn't know that you was gonna have to pay for them the other days? Who? Who paid for them? He wanted cash, brother. Oh, it was one of them dudes. Oh, yeah, man. I both rolled that motherfucker up. Put some wands in it. Gave it to him. Damn. I don't even know if we're gonna be able to play that part. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. That nigga be tight. He be, yeah. You know what? He ain't be about that. You know you're wrong with what you did. I was like, go and talk about it. You ain't kept them for shit. That's Sam Hunter too, man. That's a crazy rental car for you, man. We all rented it. I think we all rented it. I had to get the room out of that bitch. You bullshitting. I ain't gonna. The car is too small anyway. It's too close to the ground. Damn, Mark. After hearing you tell that HBO store, I want HBO to start doing comedy specials again. That'd be fire. Yeah, I got two of them. With HBO. Two HBO specials. Back then, that was, that's like the mecca of specials. Yeah. Oh my God. The best of the best. Yeah. That shit got a lot of people out. Two HBO. Talk your shit. You on the road with us and Mike? I'm on the road. I'm just saying you doing a good job. Thank you, brother. I ain't gonna stand it. Hey, what are you doing? You all right? This nigga crazy, man. I'm on the road with you guys. And thank you. They're fire. Appreciate it. You're fire, man. Every time I get out of the stage, I always ask you, what's up? What you seeing up there? You some tag. And I'm just coming out of his room because he got good food. Okay, they got the catered food in his room. He got yams. Hey, y'all know I be having like Mr. Good Bars and shit. Peter Buddy Jenison. My room be empty as fuck. It be like three waters. Apple juice. Two bags of chips. Four peppermints. That's where in my bag. I was like, who told y'all to get this shit? That's what was on your rider. But I don't have a rider. My thing, I don't think I met there that long. Six lucky charm marshmallows. Two half bottles of water. Two half bottles. A open bag of chips. I said open them chips. Dirty time. Man, we appreciate you stopping through OG, man. Yeah, that's real, man. You have all the old hunters in there. Oh, I remember, I remember. That's right. Nah, man, you really just came through and blazing. Just did your motherfucking thing in the whole game and held it down. Shit for you to still be out here rockin', man. That shit dope as fuck. You want the OGs or the sitcom, man? First of all, I'm saying to do that. And I don't look at it like that. And you got a clean-ass old school too. Yeah, 72. 72 Plymouth. That's my dad's car. Yeah. I like them old schools. Going crazy. Old school, baby. Uh-huh. You know what I mean? Yeah, man, everybody jumping on the ground and just sliding in that bitch, man. You know what I mean? See, I grew up with the old school cars. What's your favorite old school? Oh, you know, Plymouth. Because we grew up with Plymouths. And, you know, I like a Plymouth. 72 Plymouth Mopark, baby. I got to go to... I got to go to Chevelle or Skylaw. What's good? Okay. Got to. That's one of my dreams. You got to get to Chevelle. 69 Chevelle. But see, I always get the baby version of the Chevelle. It's like, I ain't get the Phantom. Like, I can't say you ain't get the Phantom, but you got the 300 Chrysler. So I ain't get the Chevelle, so I got the Chevrolet Nova. I know, but I got to piece it up. It got like a similar body to the Chevelle. It's a baby body. Nova ain't a bad car. You driving a Nova? I got a Nova. I'm finna... I'm finna put it on this. You did the color, right? I'm gonna get it. The orange, blue. What it is? Like, the blue, orange. Like, the tank. What's the tangerine color? Tangerine. Like, red, orange a little bit. With the gold spokes on that motherfucker. With the black leather T-top. Okay. I guess you don't want to be seen. But that's all the car that I'm doing like that. T-tops and a Nova? No, no, no. I ain't mean to say T-tops, but a black leather top. I ain't gonna have a T-top. It ain't gonna come off. Like, leather top? Yes, sir. Leather? Leather. Vinyl. I might do vinyl. But vinyl tops at the back in the 67, 68, that was the sport. That was the hot thing to do. That's what I'm saying, motherfucker. Like, I got an 86 cutlass. Supreme. And it got a level. You got a level top. Okay, okay, okay. All original. All original. All original? You got a T-tops, what color? Interior? It's the light blue. Okay. The light blue. With the... Bucket seat. With the... Yeah. Bucket seat. When you roll the seat, you say... Yeah. Yeah. Bucket seat. Bucket seat. Uh-huh. I'm just... Pull my seat down and all that. Right, right. I'm just gonna put my seat down and he's gonna get in there. You know what I mean? Right, right, right. Okay. I like to see you riding in my own school. I'll put the wood grain in there, motherfucker. Oh, yeah. I had to take the steering wheel out. I miss it, though, but I'll put the wood grain in there. Give it an original, though. I can't but see I love wood grain, man. Yeah, it didn't come in the car. I know it. That's what I got there. Updated. Yeah. Original. Uh-oh. That's what original... Everybody break up. What original I wanted. I'm just waiting for my turn, though. Bucket. Updated. Inference. Matter of fact, let me back. A lot of this shit from back in the original shit wasn't safe, man. It should have killed you. Nah. Don't take that old ass shit off the... You can't drive. Let me tell you something. I fucked up when I bought my old school... The old... The old mobile. I fucked up and put... I... I got a box of it. Everybody was like, yo, I got a Pontiac. You tripping. So I thought I had a box of it. But I bought a Pontiac. Pontiac. Yeah. That was the classic. That was the classic. So that to you. That was a player. But see, it was a Pontiac shit just like a box of it, though. What'd you say? But it wasn't a Pontiac. It wasn't a box of it. Nah, it got the same body, but... Yeah, exactly. A box of it. I know. We got you. We ever got you guys. No, I'm stupid. He knew he was selling a Pontiac. I just thought I was buying a box of it. Yeah, it's a box of it. Yeah, you want to be a box ship, you'll show it. Come on, man. I can't say that shit, too. He saw it that night. Late night. He wouldn't let you leave. Look, if you wanted to be a box ship, it's the state of mind. It's what you wanted to be. The car is whatever you see. I'm gonna show the car to the dog. It look better than the dog. Show the pearl paint. All the pictures was from the side. Now, look. It look like a box ship. He showed you pictures of a box ship. I said no box ship. Don't it dry like a box ship? Do it feel like a box ship? They see through him off. I'm gonna give you $50 a month. What's the deal? I'll write you a man. So you get the money. Man, this ain't no box ship. I never told you it was. You said you were looking for one. I think you got one. I said I had something like a box ship. That's a bit right. But the motherfucker don't even understand. I still call it class. You don't understand. I know. I want you to not realize. The same way you thought it was a box ship, it was classic to you. It's a classic ship, please. It's a color supreme. You like that, okay. I'm good to see you like the most. I had to take it out. Yeah, guys, didn't you hear? What you got, Kyle? What do I have? What do I have? I got a lot of them. Tell me. I'll just give you a few of my favorites. Once you tell me what type of car you like. I got a 69 Camaro. 69 Camaro. SS. Got a Grand National. Grand National? Yeah. Pontiac. I got a Trans Am. Trans Am. Corvette. Corvette. Corvette. Right, right. He's just telling you the original, the forefathers of his cars. He got the forefathers of my cars. He's like Chevy, he's like Chevy man. I'm a Mopar man. Yeah, I got a... In the 90s. Yeah, I got a few Impala's and things of that nature. What year do you want to go? 94? Cutlesses. 442s. Okay, okay. All type of teams. I'm a Mopar man. Yeah, I got a lot of Chevy's. Time capsule. Everything. Yeah, I got a few old's mobiles. The Grand National's nice. I knew he was up to something when he bought that. Two G-bodies. When I bought my classic, let me tell you something, he liked motivation. When I bought that guy there old school, he said, you like old school? Look, I think a boy's saying, he's like, you like old school? Who the fuck is you? That nigga, let me tell you something. That nigga bought a car every other week. He put it up in the XT studio and he said, come outside, I want to show you something. That's right. That nigga bought a car. But then how he did it though? He pulled out the Caddy first. He said, this is my Cadillac. I said, oh, that nigga really got a Cadillac. He's like, oh, just a Cadillac. I got something for you. Every week in Caddy. So you want to, I'm gonna go buy your dream car. What year, what year, Caddy? I had 87 bro, man. Okay, 87? Yeah. Bro have? Okay. Yeah, man. Nah, it was blue. Blue on blue. Blue on blue. Okay, it was on the Caddy. Yeah, a few of them. I love them old Caddys. I love the old Caddies too. I like the 60 Caddy. See, them the big boats. I'm big. Yeah, I'm six foot six, you guys. All the cars you talking about, I can't fit in. Oh, yeah. Vent, all of them. They're good. They're more for me, finally. I need a big C-body. See, I got a C-body. Big body. We're talking about cars, guys. Sorry about that. Oh. Shit, women too. I'll take them C-bodies, come here. C-bodies, C-bodies. Yeah, man. C-bodies, C-bodies. C-bodies. She get niggard, that's all you see. C-bodies. C-bodies. C-bodies. Shit. I think my favorite car that I got now, that I put work into, is my 94 and pop. 94, okay. Yeah, sir. 94 and pop. I'm still looking for El Camino though. Yeah. I thought you found one. Yeah, man. I ain't want to sell it. You know how those niggas get, you know, they get all wet in the feet. Because your ass probably went over there. Bullshit. He like, man, I'm thinking about keeping them. This nigga, they see it go over there and just off the nigga whatever and walk off. Here you go, huh? Here you go, 12 hundred. Rock. Rock. Rock. Rock. He think just because he walked off, that make the nigga be like, I hate when the nigga don't go for it though. He be like, nigga, you be my way of picking money all out. You serious, huh? All right, all right. Yo, yo. He go what you want with $45. Trying to block it. I had the money the whole time. Here you go. All right. I'm sorry. The oxen. You guys just do the oxen. I'll be trying. Nah, man. Them titles be fucked up. Nah. Me too. The wife here don't want you to have no car. The real oxen. They see you big, you don't over big. What is it? What is down? Let me get the car. Nope. Crank cash or get it cheap. Man, them wifey been then. 47 hundred. Yeah. Maybe overpriced shit in that too, just because they want to start it. Feet to eight and all that. Well, I can't. That'd be the seller who had to say, look, I need to make at least fifty-eight hundred. One twenty-five. One thirty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. Fifty-five. All right, all right, he's at seven o'clock this morning. Hey man, I was just looking in your car. Well, hell, let me talk directly in this microphone. All right, so before we shoot, we're just gonna make sure Randy, could you come out? We're gonna, the car's not for sale. All right, let's, we're gonna reset the cameras and then we're gonna flip and then Randy, you can come in and tell them that it is for sale and then we can, what'd you say, 4,700? So we'll do that and Randy's already been paid but we need to get him paid on camera. And that's when the white dude, Gary, from accounting, he's gonna come out and he's gonna bring you $47, $100 bills. Guys, please make sure he gets all the money. We can't shut down until he gets every single bill back. All right, we're gonna reset, we're gonna flip the cameras back around so we can get Gary bringing out the money. Come on, man. All right, that's a wrap on Gary, everybody. All right. Truck going down the road. He is still talking about already mic'd up. Hey! Hey, we already have most of Gary's shots shot. We just need you to do a couple and you stand in, maybe two or three and then we can just, we'll wrap for him then. You know what I've been watching though? I've been watching that Fast and Loud lately. Yeah. I'm like, look at these folks, street racing, league of them. I love the car shows. I love the old school car. I'm just not starting to learn about the motors. I ain't no shit. You popped the hood, you be like, what's in it? I'm like, nigga. An engine. It's supposed to be a timing belt or something. Matching serial numbers. Right. Things like that. You buy in a car, you got to make sure you're buying matching serial numbers. If there's an SS, you know, you got to be the right car. There be a lot of clones and shit like that. People just make shit look like shit. As a true collector, we're Dice. Between me and my serial number though, you popping the hood doing what? Just making sure that that's the original shit, if that's what they're telling you that you're buying. Did that engine come with that car? Yeah, and if you look it up, it's going to have the same, all the numbers will still be the same on there. I mean, if you're going to get an SS, get a low model SS. But nine times out of ten, they don't push on me and that shit. Yeah. That's why you get this matching serial number, you buy it from a reputable person. Mm-hmm. But even if you're about to take the motor out anyway, damn, what's in it? You don't need to take the motor out. Well, you shouldn't buy some shit. Well, it's up to you. I mean, it's really your, once you buy it, it's your shit. You can do whatever you want to do. When they come by my car, he be like, man, what's the serial number? I'm like, man, you get your bitch ass out of my yard, man. Okay, hide out here, bro. You won't be caught in that. You about to pop the hood and be checking for serial numbers. It was serial numbers the same? I ain't know got that head up, but. Definitely going to check the serial numbers. You buy some shit from him. I'm serious. I thought I had an Astro van to be with him. Still got the AC feet, but you can lay that out of there. Bro, now you're going to make them think you still got the van, because people still be hitting me. Hey, man, DC sold the van yet? I finally got the bread up. The girl who I sold it to, she's like, we all the time. Thank you. She's the best infected man ever. I said, I said the same thing. Astro van. She probably done started the whole business out there, damn, van. Could have made an I-Cree truck out there, bitch. Damn. DC tours. He was in here. I'm going to open up this armrest and you're going to see he left a Reese's peanut butter bar. That's his original candy. You know he's 6'5", because it just is. This is the beat. Man, they had you playing ball on the show. Yeah. You play ball for real? You know, yeah. You play for the Go-To-Stay Warriors? You know, I wasn't a great ball player, I agree to say. But when we did the Go-To-Stay Warriors thing, that was incredible, guys. Here I am playing for the team that I grew up a block. I grew up, people don't even know I grew up a block from their Coliseum. Oh, yeah. So here I am playing for the Warriors. So you did it before, Master P. I think so. OK. Maybe, maybe. That was the last cut. He was like a volunteer. When I came in, Spreewell was, me and Spreewell came in at the same time. That's what's up, man. For you who don't know the Trell Spreewell, that's the nigga that choked the coach. That's what he will forever be remembered as. But he was a dog-ass player. That nigga was a dog, but he choked the shit out that white man. That white man should have never played with the Trell Spreewell. He got his shit rocked. Hell yeah. That was, it was incredible. How that came about for you to just play? Well, you know, on the show, you know, but they don't know how. They don't know how shit happened to me. Well, because, you know, here I am an actor, and this thing came to me. You know, it wasn't that, it didn't ask me that I want to play for the next episode. You play it for the Warriors. They need them going through like, man, how did shit happen? I don't know, brother. Hey, bro, them niggas found me. Man, them niggas are getting away at TV shows, and then them niggas are like, do you want to play in the NBA? Well, I'm 10. Man, I be sleeved about 10, y'all. What's that in the shit start, man? Oh, shit. I'm not getting up to battle loud. Oh, shit, bro. No. Oh, shit. What's going on? We need this nigga in the NBA. I'm not in this shape or nothing. He's a smoker, we ain't fucking with white bitches out there to show. Bro, you want to be in the NBA? Why? He ain't been to the NBA, you know what I'm saying? That's the truth. That's all of that. That's all of that. They playing ball all their life. Man, get that comedian nigga. Agent. Your agent was a bad motherfucker. That motherfucker was a dog. He just up at a party doing coke with some motherfuckers. You know who you need? My fucking guy. Bro, he's a comedian. Bro, who's fucking six-six? You guys are 15? Hey, give him a shot. Hey, Mark, what are you doing next Friday? I'm supposed to be in Omaha. Fuck that, you're in the NBA. I'm in the NBA, bro. I want to do the funny bowl in the lab house. Fuck that, bro. You're a warrior. You're a small third now. So what's the contract talking about, bro? They're talking about 300,000. That's if you make the fucking practice team. Man, this nigga got the best life ever. Just like that nigga, Mark Schumpen said he went to sleep and woke up and he was six-nine. But that was funny. Yo, that shit started. Yo, that shit started. No, check it out, the first practice. I get there, I'm late, because they won't let me in. Because you didn't even tell you what time that was starting. What time the NBA started? No, they wouldn't let me in. Curly, late on the first day? Hey, man, fuck six shows. Slow down, too. I don't got time for all the fucking running and shit, man. Y'all don't look at a natural talent. We can see it. They wouldn't let me in, because they didn't know what was. Exactly. They didn't even do anything to the doorbell. Why didn't you do that comedian nigga? That's true. Hey, man, say he's supposed to be here. Let me, it's cold out here. And that's just what was going on. I was like, man, come on. First NBA practice, I walked in 10 minutes late, Coach Nelson, Coach Don Nelson, now the coach, Coach Popovich, was assistant coach. Wait a minute, I walked in. Popovich was my assistant. That's crazy. I walk in, late, and you know, there's legends on the court. There's legends on the court. Who, Larry Bird? And so, no, Jim Hardaway, Mullen. So I walk on, and I'm late, and Coach Nelson say, hey, what's up Hollywood? Right, I see you got here when you wanted. Come up to the top of the key. He says like this, take this shot top of the key. If you miss, the whole team run, and you don't run. And, you know, take this shot, if you make it, you know, it's cool. I'm like, that's a first NBA practice. You talking about as soon as they let you into the building, you late, and you got to shoot. I go get taped up, and I walk in, you know, do they talking? Oh, look at this. It's true, I walk in, bam, and he gives me this proposition. Shoot from the top of the key, if you miss it. And all the players are like, man, you better not miss it, homeboy. I was the first time ever even seeing these dudes. Dang. So, boom. You missed it. Reminder, I made it. Talk your shit. Talk your shit. I made it, thank God. Man. That was one shot that I wasn't in, and I'm glad I made it. That is the wildest shit ever. It was your agent at this time. Exactly. It was motherfucking. Sushi with Eddie Murphy. NBA at 10 o'clock. He don't know. He's gonna walk up with Eddie. What are y'all doing? Hey, Mark, man. Are you still coming out to Omaha? Nah, bro, you know I'm doing this NBA shit right now. Are you fucking serious, Mark? I'm like, hey, we're moving, right, man? Ah. Look, do you want me to take you off the flyer or not? Hold on, hold on, man. Let me see. Let me see what we do against the Bulls. You imagine calling your agent as a comedian. Hey, man, hold my dates. I think they're saying, let me go. I think I'm holding my dates. Nah, we got three more home games. We got Chicago, Utah, and we got to play fucking. We got to play Indiana. He's holding my date. Let's see. Hold my date. It's a funny thing about the people when he talking about it. That was it. And you know promoters didn't want to hear that shit. So y'all still coming in town, right? What's happening in the game? Because we can do a daytime show. Oh, y'all play at two o'clock. You want to try to do something at 11? What's happening in the arena? How about this? How about we do a 10 o'clock brunch? Doors open at 8 o'clock. Yeah, everybody who got their ticket, we just changed it. You ain't got to buy no new ticket. Damn, man. I never get that from that perspective. That's the height of the comedy game, man. That type of shit is gone. We ain't never going to get that. It was for one game? That was one game. I scored on Charles Barkley. I can say that. I scored. I did miss my first one. I was so nervous, you know, I came around on the screen and, man, I missed everything. I was nervous. Charles Barkley going to see this and be like, I was walking off the court. See, I remember what I remember with Ma Curry. I wasn't even defending him. He was defending me. They called time out and I was walking off the goddamn court. That's crazy. I heard Ma Curry on some 85 soul shot. He was like, what the fuck? I was so happy. 85 soul shot. They were talking about defending on me. Get your ass up. Man, OG now, that's the story of the 10. That's the story of the 10. That's the trip top of it, really. That's the experience. If I could score on Ma Curry, I'm telling this shit every day. Well, just a score in the NBA. One point. In the NBA. I was going to say, oh, you know, who was in the game? Danny Ainge. Shit. Danny Ainge, Kevin Johnson, Charles Barkley. Yeah. I remember Danny Ainge. I was guarding Danny Ainge. I was like, damn, I'm guarding Danny Ainge. You know. I was just at the funny bone last week. Yeah, man. He's telling the truth, you guys. He's telling the truth what he's talking about. That's correct. I was doing clubs on weekends. I never thought that the next time I'm in the NBA. I never saw that perspective. So when they say, we don't need you tomorrow, you like that. What the fuck, what y'all bring me here for? Well, no, I mean, you know, I knew, you know, I wasn't the NBA player. First time I ran down the court with the guys, you guys, these dudes are so fast. These guys. They're so big and so, I mean, Tyrone Hill, I went up for a layup. He took my boo through my thing to the, I mean, 10th row or something. Shit. And these dudes, they were incredible. Respect that game, that game. So it was so fast. First time I played in the NBA, I thought I pulled them muscle. I said, I didn't want to come out. I was like, damn, I'm fucking one time down. I'm like, damn. Let the party ball go next week. So you want to add a second show? Hey, hey, you know what? It'd be crazy if we do an after party and you wear like the warm-up shit. Yeah. Bro, I'm telling you, that shit going to go stupid. That is no problem. I think it's retarded, bro. He say, hold my date. That's man. See, those stories that people need to know, bro. Yeah. Like, really top, bro. That's real life shit. Man, that's the hell of a... I always feel good when niggas hoop dreams then came true. Because every nigga had some and it's just like even if it was one game or a hundred or she is... It still came true. Your shit came. Your shit got to come true. All my dreams that I dream came, you know, true. Yeah. And that's the crazy thing. Power of the Lord in praying and staying. All my dreams came true, you guys. Everything that I even wanted to do that I ever wanted. And some of these dreams are so far-fetched. You got to write one of themself help books if that's the case, bro. Yeah, you got to let people know your journey. Mark Kirk, how to make your dreams come true? I'm a ghetto boy. We used to sneak into the college and here I am playing, you know. I kept... Matter of fact, when they had the All-Star Game in Oakland, I wanted to see if I still had it. I was lucky in the college there. Even though I had tickets. You know what I'm saying? Right next to John Thompson, during the dunk contest, still ghetto. John Thompson was sitting there. It was an ESPN press thing that came and took that. I'm glad you did. Because what if they were like, sir, you're not supposed to be back here. No, I just played for them. No. Yeah. I'm the comedian, but I... 95. 95. That's good. O.G. I appreciate you for blessing that. Congratulations, man. We fucked with you the long way and keep doing your motherfucking thing. Because clearly, you're one of God's favorite people, man. Come on, let the world know what's going on. Yeah, tell them. The real Mark Curry on Instagram. The real Mark Curry on Instagram. The real Mark Curry on Instagram. Yeah. The fake Mark Curry going to be like, God damn. Making it hard for a nigga to scam me, dude, boy. I can tell you. I love it. This is great. This is the 85 South Show. We have this guest. Let's shoot a photo. Shoot the photo, Thad. Get the pic. We get it. 85 South. Live in two episodes. Yeah. We in the trap with it. That's right. O.G., what's poppin' with it, baby? Fuck you, man. 85 South, baby. That shit was so funny, man.