 Come on directly coach griffel is a four-man sport. We only have three players now that XT is What's the word I'm looking for? I'm gonna blow up Exploded thank you tank now that XT's exploded and where's rookie we're already a man down He should be here rookie took the day off needed a personal day Personal day. What does that mean? I didn't ask. I just assumed it was one of those You know female issues man as a man. I just didn't feel comfortable discussing that What rookie is a guy coach exactly my point so you can see why I wouldn't feel comfortable talking about that What hey everybody? What's up? Okay? Where have you been? I'm not comfortable talking about this. Hey rookie. Why are you with the commissioner? This isn't the commissioner tank This is my new agent brash tan and at your service fellas agent extruder. Yeah, I was talking to XT before he um Well, you know blow it up before he met his untimely demise Which was absolutely no one else's fault by the way He told me I should get an agent so I got an agent his agent brash That's right. I think rookie has enormous potential. He just needs someone to help develop potential He has the worst stats on our team. I didn't mean potential as a player I meant potential in his paycheck on those related. Oh heavens. Oh, I'd be on the job if they were I'll be renegotiating rookie's contract with the team. He makes a fair wage now not the way I see it Why do you realize he's only paid 25% of the teams that's fair There's four players so he makes 25% I don't see four players here Well, I mean, there's only three of us here now sure, but three percent if that's what you're getting Of course not that wouldn't be fair to him. See, there's only two of you and there's one of him We all know that one client should be making at least 50% of the team payroll makes sense in a way that no it doesn't tank exactly And how will we be able to tell that apart from any other day? Welcome to UNS in sports I'm Stu Stuman and tonight's matchup is slip space versus the new Mombasa bossa nova bosses strictly speaking I guess this matchup doesn't actually match up since team slip space is entering the game down one man's injury and another player is on Strike and now it appears something is wrong with lead blocker tank Dixon. What else could go wrong for slip space All the time, why do you think now to probably advantageous for us not for you? I think we can win with only two players and now you can see the value of my client Are you ready to settle this can't you make him play? Okay, do we a second? You only charge him 10% you're charging me 20 Uh, client so two times 10 is 20. Right. That makes sense. I think he says makes sense And now I have to go play a game four and two thanks to him Oh, that means each player only has to take on to a poll his salary, but provide only half the benefit Then you can't be quiet. Don't even try that stuff on me. And that's the start of the match. I have to go I'm still a team player Well, that was the shortest game in the league's history with slip space going down nine to zero in straight rounds I guess the organization might want to think about but you guys were terrible One of the people on the other team because there were two people Then why did they look the same great now just practice with other things therapeutic for you wait If nothing's wrong with me, why do I need therapy? I said there was nothing wrong with you physically Hey coach come here don't reach him No, and I've been trying all morning our big negotiation with the commission is in an hour You can always represent yourself myself if I can represent myself You really think I'd be stuck on this lousy team. You're scared as a commissioner, but I am I'm scared of him And he's scared of my agent. That was my only hope. What if he doesn't take my deal? What if I'm on strike forever up striking? What if he won't let me he can't stop me from Flint if we need more players I can just make more of you with my magic cloning thing I think I may actually have a way out of this mess Tank come on. I need you to help me carry something. It's awesome. I love carrying stuff Thank you for watching this episode of red versus blue if you want to check out more go to rooster teeth It's an app. It's a website It's a lot of stuff