 Hello, they stole my shmangas. Not going to be relevant in 2028 when this comes out. Oh, it doesn't matter. So they have they have a hint that people have a hint when this was recorded. Yeah, you just have to remember to mention it in the like EFAT before this comes out. No, by that time, shmangas to revenge is going to come out. And then it's going to be going to make sense. It's going to be a whole different bit. It's going to be on Netflix 2.0. Because the other one has failed by the time this records. So we needed a new one. How does one set up preamble for this properly? They was once a video game. Old dead space. And it evolved into another game. It's revolting. It's violent. It's everything you love in a game. And your mom's going to hate it. Cringe. There's no other word for it. This makes me cringe. It's embarrassing. And then another game. Add voice to your arsenal and amplify the action with Kinect. Give partner ammo. Sweet. I love this. Liar! You're a game originally spotted in a hands-on play session of the title that trying to create a weapon you don't have enough resources for causes a screen to pop up which offers you the ability to get some additional part to downloadable content. He's already dead. Also an animated film. In the dead of space, the aftermath begins. And like an arcade-y mini-game thing that got released on 360. I can't Xbox arcade I think. I don't fucking remember anymore. Some unitologist just killed themselves in Union Square. The bodies hit the... People like it. Graphic novel probably. Hopefully it's been adapted into a really good live-action TV show by now. Who knows. That's the future I look forward to. But someone super-chatted us saying, did you ever see the Dead Space movie? And I think I immediately concluded like, oh he's gotta be talking about Event Horizon or something. Because he mentioned 91. I didn't realize that Event Horizon was not that early. So I thought that's what it was about. I go looking and there is a movie in 1991 that was released. A TV, straight to TV movie called Dead Space. And it's the sci-fi. All kinds of crazy things are apparently gonna happen. And Brian Cranston's in it. Wow. I didn't even know he existed before 2004. Yeah. I didn't know Malcolm in the middle got him from other acting jobs. I thought he just appeared when that happened. Yeah. That was my role now. He spawned. Exactly. So it's like, wow, what is this creature of a movie? It's the kind of thing where it's just like, does anyone know this thing existed? Apparently that's super-chatted it. But that's it. That's all. That's been people who have a new. So you know, count me interested. Because I'm pretty sure this is an adaptation of the video game, just back in time. That's super-chattered. They're gonna get the, they're really gonna get their monies worth out of that super chat. The fact that we're doing a whole recording. Maybe they don't want this. Maybe they hate the movie and they're like, I don't want you to see it. No. I'm like, unsubscribed. Every time there's actually a warning. Do not watch it. Be careful. If you ever see this movie, don't. And now I'm starting to think like, why did they ask us if we'd seen this? Obviously nobody has seen this. Nobody's heard of this. No one's ever talked about it. They should be like, you guys clearly haven't seen this. I'm going to judge it by how old the woman is. Imagine that. He was like, you guys, I know the reference. You guys haven't seen this and you shouldn't. And that's the super chat. It's like, okay. Well, I'm going to get one of those now. We're good. I mean, yeah. Just because we imagined you may have thought that, we're now going to watch. Yep. That's the thing with you. To spite you. Yeah. That's your reward for your. That's what you get. Unfailing loyalty to every frame of pause. Spaceships are like electric flies. The fuck are you talking about? Kind of. That's beautiful. Oaks. Bigger. And pants. You can't say a pair of pants because that's just one pair. No, you say you have two pairs of pants. But you could all, but what if they match and you want to signify that they match? You say I have a pair of a pair of pants. No, you have two matching pairs of pants. Two pairs. Yes. Two matching pairs of pants. Oh yeah. So you say a pair. No. You have two pairs of pairs of pants. No, you say two matching pairs of pants. Two matching pairs. What the fuck are you talking about? So this is a 70 minute film from what I'm gathering from the time. Nice. Yes. Nice and short. And that's, you know what? It's nice to see a short film for once, ain't it? Yeah. See what this is all about. Yeah. Um. Well, we could watch this or we could watch Mandalorian twice. If you want. No, no, no. We didn't find any results for subtitles for this. No, no. I checked as well. No one actually knows what the dialogue is. No one knows this movie exists. Maybe we just don't have anything to say. Just a cobweb filled corner of the internet. It's pretty cool. Maybe there isn't any dialogue. Who knows? We may very well be the first people to see this film. So. Ever. The editor, when he finally put it together, he didn't even watch it. He was like, no one should see this. Not even myself. I hope no one put it on a, we had network of people all over the world so that people could download it. Maybe it's so bad. It's kind of like the deadly joke skit from Money Python. It was like they had to assemble it piece by piece by a whole bunch of different people. Because if anyone ever saw the entire thing, they would just, I don't know, die. What if aliens dropped this on us and they didn't, they like inserted it into libraries everywhere that you can get and stuff, but never actually inserted any memories of it being created. And so like Brian Kranz, do you remember the Dead Space from 1991? He's like, no. Then he sees it and he's like, when did I do this? Did I do that? I thought this was like a crazy dream that I just had. I can't, this is real. Did you see, is this one of those AI deep fake things? I wasn't in this movie. Yeah, I remember there was a resume in there. I remember a tunnel hurting somewhere in 1991. Having directed Dead Space appears on this guy's resume and he's like, I don't remember. Yeah, I guess I did that. Okay, sure. You guys are full, this is a prank. It is a prank. Am I on camera? And the aliens are all laughing. Well, maybe Brian Cranston's really good in this and he actually fondly recalls the shooting of Dead Space 1991. Maybe he's the best part. Let's hope so. That's probably the case. It could be, could very well be. Maybe it's like Power Rangers where he's just an alien costume. We don't even see his face. I mean, yeah, they just, he was notable. So Power Rangers did have a whole, they did have a whole series where they were in space and they had the best theme song. Power Rangers, Power Rangers, Power Rangers. Go, go, go. That's the one. That's pretty good, yeah. Power Rangers, Power Rangers. Power Rangers is in space. They got right to the point. Space, space, Ranger. Flying high. Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. Four, I'm ready. I'm ready, yeah. Wait, three, two, one. Dead space. Go, Brian, Branstad. Go, go, go, go. Bit of death space. Go, Brian, Branstad. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. Alley film. I know them. Very famous. Yeah, there's no trees in space. So get your chlorophyll of them while you're on the ground. Oh, that's pretty good. Yes. Ooh, is this in space? It looks like an old anime background for space. This is, oh it does, yeah, yeah. Ooh, is this an anime? Did Brian Branstad earn an anime? Well, this is back in 91 when anime was good. Naturally occurring object in space. It had my subs back in the day, back in the 90s, yeah. It did the anime jobs. Space is shaky. Oh, now it's a flame. Do you think of it as a spark of life as much like a sun? The opening segment was literally like someone had recorded their television while watching Mystery Science Theater's intro. Why don't we just froze for some reason there? We need to reset. Oh, all right, that's fine. Oh, let me first sign of things to come. 45 seconds ish, 40 maybe. Yeah, we'll go to 40, that's fine. All right, 40 it is. Brags is gone. I'll be back in like two, three minutes. Talk about Brian Branstad. God damn it. This is like, I feel like this is the shortest we've ever got into a film before taking a break. Yes. Well, that was fun. That was that space. I was so excited and it was so tense and I was already drawing so much from it in terms of meaning and yet here we are, stopping. Yeah. It's so fucked up, I think. Go stop if diarrhea. Yeah, whatever. Do you have a vomit bin and a poop bin? Or do you just do? I'm very flexible, so I just do it at the same time. Half the panel is muted. It's all over. Wow. Disaster. I'm gonna play with my zippo light. Oh my god, everything's burning. Don't drop that! I thought I would do it a little funny. All funny. I'm very funny. Don, what do you think of Dead Space 1991 so far? Great. I was gonna say, pretty solid introduction, I think. I mean, we've established the space, we just need the dead. The dead was in the space. Space is dead, idiot. Fuck you. So good because I was thinking about what the whole film means, especially with all the character arcs we've been on. That flame probably represents Jill's journey, if you think about it, and how she was trying to find meaning within the world and that, in a way, the smallest of scientific experimentation, like the creation of fire, is much like our exploration of the world, of the cosmos. Even discovering the power and the vast majesty of a sun, in a way, is no less impressive than finally cracking that control of fire. You pretentious douchebag! I remember when you said it was 70 minutes, it was like, oh, it's nice, it's gonna be a short one. Oh, it's gonna be an hour or two. Everyone muted. It's gonna be a movie because we'll pause again at some point, someone else has to go do something. Maybe this file is cursed. Maybe it's gonna freeze for one person at every few minutes. Dude, imagine when it hits near the end, it says, please insert disc two. You're like, oh, no, it's a half a movie. I didn't know this movie was a PlayStation. Let the tape over to side B. I made it back for Fringy. No, I'm... No, I... Oh, my God. I was sat on my hair. I was here. No, I was here. I'm pretty sure that if you check, I unmuted before you did. Let's find out. Oh, I was already sitting down. I was way... I was sitting your way before. Yeah, but I was already sitting down when I unmuted, so you're just kicking the can down the road. Nope. The only... The only means by which we can actually demonstrate very clearly who was here first was who was unmuted. That's all we got. That's literally not a good metric to decide. That's always the vast metric, though. It's the vast availability. I don't think it is at all. I don't think so. All right, Rax, present the superior metric. I was here first. It's the metric. That's a statement. Go, Brian Cranston. Go, Brian Cranston. No, Brian Cranston. Let's get back to this. Is everyone on 40 seconds? Yeah, 40 seconds. 40? Yes. All right, give me... I kind of moved the little thing. 39, 40. Gotcha. It's thimble time. Three. What kind of a pussy can't blow out their candle? They have to have like a special gadget to put on the candle so it goes out. Three. Maybe the Swiss are going to be an Android and they don't have any breath. Oh, that's true. That could be a cool way of setting it up. You'd keep an Android lungs, though. Like then they could blow... Or just a fan in the mouth and it just goes... It specifically just like a robot wasn't built specifically for blowing out candles more on. Three. Oh, it's adapting. Yes, three. Two. One. Dead space. We need to get back to this. You guys are preventing me from getting back to this so far. Pretty good. I was gonna say far. This is oh, no So far this is a solid six out of ten. I was talking about himself just now He's gonna release all the debt space into the room. Is he gonna mutate into the debt space. What's going on here? Oh, no, no, no turn off the heat flip him over. This side's done Oh, no, you're gonna burn your bacon. It's an alien. Are you just like rubbing it? What are you doing? What do you know that doesn't then you take it out? What what was the purpose of that? Experiments going to another change There is well as long as you don't take the lid off will be okay. He said don't touch it You're any kind of touched it. You sort of touched a round bit. Oh Yeah, that's Well, this isn't really eridite. This is not so eridite. I suppose you think that is terribly clever Ooh fog. This is foggy lab. Yeah, why is your lab so foggy? What I'm really curious to see is if Brian Cranston like outclasses everybody here in terms of his acting out Cranston's them all Yeah, you think they all knew that I know he's dead TV rather than Yeah, like it Yeah Yeah, they didn't know that he was gonna go on to be the dad and Malcolm of the of the middle-time place Yeah, it's like Daniel May that shitty. It's all the same regardless of context I'm ready movie. Is it a movie that takes place in 1920? Is it a sci-fi movie? Fuck it same music Oh an egg in the beginning there was food who laid the cosmic egg from which the universe was born Is that an egg? It's kind of a pear-shaped egg egg It's just a chair. Oh quick before it's not right wait a minute. What that's not an egg at all That's a man. Man egg. It is kind of a chair. It's a space chair. He's naked Is he naked Okay, my disappointment is immeasurable And my day is ruined. Oh looks a little bit. Yeah I know It's like an evil Kevin Bacon appearance. I was about to say he was a discount Kevin Bacon Yeah, yeah, the transmission is cut out. I commend you terminate R&R immediately. Oh I was three days away from R&R Oh, look at our model flying through space And then not too distant obviously Rags we haven't gone in any way to space by 1991 that's true Way everywhere is You might think that this is from the late 70s, but actually it's 1991 He's doing something He's doing things for sure. That helmet is doing a lot of heavy lifting for that costume. Let me tell you They really don't want to show you two spaceships on screen at the same time no Incoming like this is a fight scene, but mechanically. I don't understand where anyone is in relation to the lighting When one turn off the moon, it's so bright out here in space It's so intense I hope they make it Look at it. They're just dangling all over the place some of them are plugged in see look So here is how to cable manage like a pro dang is that what happens when you talk about it? Maybe you should Random soda cables Oh Came from the side so the ship was just aiming completely away from that was why they They blast as we're working is because that Now we can do it. Yeah, kill them. Are these space pirates or something. Oh, but oh is this like a Mandalorian crossover are those the Space Wow Yeah, oh my gosh my eyes. Oh, no, it's on fire fire. I hope there's not a fourth No, they the robot very important you put that out. Why does he care fire fire fire out and fix the cable You're gonna leave it. Aren't you? Oh, he's all glitchy fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire Oh, okay, I guess that was gonna get annoying after a while. I want to switch them off Hit him Defense shields are out lasers are up generators at 30% I guess we're just out here floating in dead space You can connect a wire like nobody's business. He's the he's the wire man. He's John wire the robot He knows how to hit fire That just happened Why were you in the fridge? It's cold outside the hero dude. I've got my boots on. I've got my camo. My name is captain hero man I'm commander Steve Krieger freelance controller responding to distress signal. This is my second in command tin pan What seems to be the problem? Dude? He's he looks so much like Kevin Bacon. What are you doing? Nothing Taking a nap a nap. Yeah a nap We're talking about sex right Are you telling me this is a false alarm? There is no immediate danger. They're the Graboids. They're they're infected or something Why do they build a base on planet fog I'm getting a bad feeling about this place That feeling huh? Yeah, because of nothing from Star Wars with this character No, I won't really Geez damn it more fog. Oh The other thing that blew up there was actually the fog machine, so it's okay Well guess it's time to kill myself Hey, you know me so well. I love taking showers and blood and brains Really the explosion creating more fog then this shot looks cool. Let's put it in our movie. Yep We're ready in the conference room. We need to talk We can do that in the Yeah I don't have to go to the conference room. We have to have a meeting. I love these random CRT Very sci-fi look at those tubes Sci-fi tubes. Excuse me. She's been looking while it's going. All right. I aren't she headed the wrong way Just gotta go to my room get some stuff. Oh, so how are you gonna die horribly this movie? What are you wearing? Dots you could have tried to make it look like it sci-fi a little bit. You could have tried a little bit It looks like a normal timpan And Devin Latham The sole survivor of the astrolab six incident who the astrolab six incident Horace as we all know our objective here on fave-on is to find a cure for the Delta 5 virus Shit, I'm very sorry to hear you feel that way commander Krieger, but you can rest assured It wasn't my idea to bring you here. It was was it then I get the distinct impression. You're in charge. I Sent the call. She looks just like erudite. He really does. It's kind of creepy actually like Time-traveler Marissa and I have discovered that the only way to combat an aggressive virus like Delta 5 is to create an even more aggressive virus So look, I'm no scientist, but I don't believe that sounds like a whole shit one that will single out and destroy Delta 5 Which renders our immune system so helpless and yet coexist with our benign cells in a symbiotic relationship Yeah It is not a monster. He's just confused. It's just misunderstood. I can fix them I want to look go back to her spiral earrings. You're crazy long spiral earrings It appears to be a metamorphic mutant. Whoa Metamorphic mutants an ordinary mutant is genetically different from its parent a metamorphic mutant Changes its genetic structure mutating as it grows. I wonder if there's any needed a virus Eddie considered copyright on this video at all Nobody would claim Does it work That's just how incredibly still the that's the actor doing is a perfect robot impression Well, I'm the hero of the film. What should my wardrobe be is like, oh, that's fine. What do you have now? Also, we are coming close to a quarter of the film done. Oh my god. When does the killing start? You can bombard it with lasers or x-rays or whatever you've got and kill it That's exactly what we don't want a bunch of lasers at it You are here because Marissa acted rashly and sent out a distress call. You lost Yeah, oh no, oh Wait, when did I go? Where's everyone looking around just looked at oh, oh, it's definitely up there Pulls out a gun and shoots it I It's definitely up there guys. Yeah, did anyone see it go up there? No No, oh, did it go in here? Are you okay her? What's wrong? What's actually in her mouth? Oh, it's a wiener. It looks totally like a dick I thought let's go with the dick thing. It's more masculine anyway. Oh gross. Oh this random woman. We've never seen before Oh You guys could have tried to stop that from happening Grabbed the tail and pulled it. No quick cut off her head so it doesn't spread to the rest of her body It's too late. She's dead space We should probe is is that benign it was that done whatever that is we How did that first guy die? Oh Yeah, the fish I got melted or something and this woman got a booger in her nose from space James, can you please put on a lab coat? Oh, you could just walk around it here the problem of sterilization or anything I just find it's only an unknown biomass that Just walk right in Quarantine what does that mean? He wears such a normal shirt like he's just going out for shop They couldn't get him like a jumpsuit or like Looks like a detective from a cop movie. He's like Alan Grant Just generic action guy from anything anything ever. Yeah, he's 81 in 1996 Pay attention you guys come on. Oh My god Oh jammed Wait, where does that we meant to make take that for getting away because I couldn't yeah, it's like the first time If everybody's looking at the ceiling we can only assume that it's on the ceiling and it got up there They don't like to show us how it moves. We just have to try Also, I guess we lost one of our colleagues and they're dead now or whoever that random woman was it looks like she was wearing a Was she was she invented for that scene to be killed was that woman never here before and Devon Latham The sole survivor of the Astralab six incident He wasn't dressed like she belonged here, which I know is like everyone anyway, but like her in particular Yeah, I like the robot is only ever here because sci-fi though Maybe a robot I guess there's no reason that this had to be sci-fi. There's no reason whatsoever This could have just been in a lab on earth. They really wanted a spaceship flight in the beginning. That's basically I really made the film Yeah It's like any other virus a simple organism composed of a protein coat Brian be coffin Is he gonna get infected with that space? Oh, he has a booger too. Oh my he might have dead space. Oh, no Oh Just take them off please are legitimately distracting for the rest of this sci-fi earrings will all He's like these fucking biometric things they're disgusting we kill them all No, like that that would be better. I was trying to fight dead space Yeah, we're done with the first act now. We're into the alien is somewhere. We have to find it and then all of them die No, the three buttons I'm pressing aren't working Maybe if I keep pressing them keyboard from storage Ah God if only we could harvest the power of the moon now stone soldier destroy the moon What does the astrolab six accident have to do with this situation? There was no accident That's literally having this name the guberman did it and you space guberman What was that pose they both did? She's still typing the same buttons like Is the keyboard plugged in I don't even know I got I just I'm gonna be honest I don't know what the fuck for trying to do think about everybody who's dead next. Oh, definitely. Yeah. Yeah, this guy Yeah, and then lose the gun in the media with that as well in that case. Who's who's next up? Jacket man spotted jacket man, and then I think often that'll be the airing lady. Yes Earring Is earing lady typing lady as well. Yes, Mike. Yeah, what a roll The robot immediately takes cover behind him He's really thrown himself around You gotta do that shoot him in the head Oh Is he infected now? Yeah, he's some enrollment. Let me see your face. Oh god. He's not white You got the dead space all over his face You're gonna be Brian some might be one of the last he's gonna get like a poetic irony death All I'm really worried about is whether or not robot will make it robot. I think robot will make it I think we'll get out. Yeah What if robot has to like someone has to die to activate a thing and robots like I'll do it Oh, thank you Oh no guys on his own in the moon room. My gosh, is this a music video This is what people want the cheapest shittiest romance smudged into this monster film and this is how algorithms used to Go it's like we gotta have gonna have this in here. Yeah I was so excited for something that wasn't sludge, but it was just sludge in a different era Yeah, I miss I miss the flavor of a different Thing is the robot go back to him. Yeah, I really just like it every time we see the I want to see the puppet attacking someone. I want to see the puppet is also cool I hope he makes it. I want another action scene where it's implied the puppet has moved Somewhere else in the room and everyone is looking at it off-screen. Oh, yeah Like someone runs and say he said this room they all go into the room They all clearly just look from left to right. They're like, oh, there you go You have the classic symptoms doctor Nervousness quickened heart rate. I found out I had it shortly before I Volunteered for this assignment. Oh, he's got the illness guys. He has dead space in his lungs. Yeah Yes, that's why he's so motivated. He wants to save himself. I wanted to keep working If you had known you would have discharged me and it was my only chance Maybe our only chance Is she dreaming? What are we doing? She's dreaming about washing your face as you do workout onesie nightmares. I look down in this gym. Just fat Oh, wow. We're already here, huh? Like I know it's a dream. I'm saying she's there. You know, this is her head cannon For the movie. She's known him for like five seconds and she's like, yeah Dead space sex dad. Do you think that originally they had the sex scene that likes too early? You're gonna have to make it a dream sequence Because the most they could even do is an hour and then they were like fuck we need more stuff. Yes, let's see them titties I don't know if this rating is this We have nipples I've got six These two ain't Brian Cranston, okay, he should play everyone It's just still the dream I don't know Oh You were so wet The first time we've seen it properly traveling is just someone clearly having thrown it across I fucking hate Batarians Disgusting spider-eyed freaks. I'll never understand why the council lets these vermin live I'd love to kick a Batarian in the head. Just run up to one full speed and catch his head full force with my steel-tipped toe And this was mass effect before both of them. Yeah, to be honest with you. This everyone I would say the sci-fi genre owes a lot to this film. Yeah, you need your coffee You know what I think you saw something in there, buddy I see your gun is the same as mine, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine So good. I like oh, yeah, he eventually went back to the door like you know what I did see something Now that I think about it, I think I really did see a big monster face in that doorway Maybe the reason the base is so foggy is because it's crashed through windows exposing the you know the atmosphere Yeah, they're on planet fog and it just gets in It's like being on Tatooine dust gets everywhere. Oh, no the door open up. Oh the monster is here. It was a trap. Yeah, see that The shot was good. There's a reason why I'm so foggy. What is the light source? Why is there a torch just shining down? Oh, I don't know. I don't know about that. That's just you know, that's a matter of perspective, isn't it? That's how we do things in the future Future lights like this the random art on the wall Not as good as the house the dragon I've got a gun. You've got a gun too. It's loud in this room. Very intense. I Mentioned how intense it was before this is equally intense. This is really intense. I'm pissing myself right now I'm pissing on myself. Is that one of your fetishes? Oh Where are you? Oh my god, it's big now. Is it big? What is going on? They're shooting at the monster isn't attacking them or is it just sort of chill like Look out Wait, is it just opened up the aloch to like face here. Let me fix this Why bother you old T2 models are always part of the park. I love you Yeah No, the robot is so secure Wait, we're outside now cool Point to put the suit on I'm actually a genuinely didn't never I never thought we'd go outside. I'm happy down And I'm surprised it's so bright They were just in the desert somewhere near Los Angeles clearly No, it's remarkable is how much England looks in no way like Southern, California. He's got to be out here someplace There's a lot of territory to cover All right Let's go look for it. He's all tired or it could have fucking last suit. Why do you put that on? It's clearly not even like sealed His normal outfit Does anyone know what he's doing looking for the monster to shoot it Maybe you'll have to become dead space to cure himself Just a cough Use your rifle you won't fire you refuse Maybe he'll get a really awesome payoff when he gets the final shot. Yeah, you'll have a one-liner as well He just uses it at a club You are worthless bitch ass nigga your life literally is As valuable as a summer Shoot it. He's not shooting it. He's just won't do it. This is the perfect one Do it. We need a program to shoot. Maybe it's just only one bullet in there. He's gonna Why is he going up there? I think he knows what he's doing Tim They seriously had no idea how to fill time. Did they? No, they just It shows them watching those two. We've gone back and forth back and forth several times like make something happen If the body turned into a Zambi, yeah, look at the blocking. He's ready to go. No, that's what I'm saying It's like perfectly set up You think I like a rock climbing guy do this You only have 20 minutes before like necrosis or whatever, you know, this doesn't look safe to be like because of how Thank you Because the monster was up there. He had to go climb up there to shoot the monsters like you suck I Think it's best to stay until the storm passes over. Oh, yeah, I think I broke something Why is this? I Would be surprised if you didn't break something. Don't use the open air. Oh, no He fired He shot it. Yeah. All right. Let's Cheek the movie This is earrings, right? Yeah, we just shoot sir instantly What is happening? He could easily have gone back in himself, but she's like I am helping. Oh, no Why He's actually Like I said as a joke, but they did it Oh, no, he's lost the gun. Oh, no, he's just piece fella off This the shots are unclear, but I think he's in trouble. I think he's She's like just getting in the way. That's all she's doing. Yeah He's trying to rescue his buddy You know my friend even though we were the humans we were the dead Never before in all my travels have we ever met someone who was more human Shooting at All right, we missed out on robot, but we got earrings. Oh, no, no way. We said Earrings So anyway, everyone died So anyway, the robot died and so did earrings. Why did she come out there to help Get that expression a door isn't closed properly and clearly you could see light through there look at all those Coming through there. That's what we call a poor stylistic decision This is very intense again, yeah, it's gonna be hero man, isn't it? Yeah I'm glad you're a bad shot You're surprisingly chill about nearly being dead Oh This is earrings, right? Yeah. Yeah looking rough. Surely Jack-o-man is next because earrings We made a mistake the virus it carries disease every disease we've ever known Should we be should we not have hazmat suits you doing? Oh, is he gonna kill it? Like He's definitely got that Oh, no goodbyes, I like how they clearly just don't have like blanks But they will add in the effect of the bullet casing hitting the floor. Oh, what what difference is that between? It's My god I Coward oh cat. He's gonna get a cowards death. Hey, yeah, there it. Yep That looks bizarre honestly He got hit back what happened to him though. He got sucked in he got yanked in and then you heard like sounds Oh Look at resign to Brian Pratt and Brian's realizing after they filled that seed like oh, we're in a shit movie We'll fill the dart guns with my blood instead of the tranquilizer and we'll shoot this Bastard and just see what happens. Oh, is he gonna make like some crazy heroic sacrifice? Yeah, it would just be so funny if they successful they're about to leave or that they discover the market and we're like, oh He is not okay. Oh my god. Oh my god You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna say it after seeing this I think the dead space remake really did change a lot Yeah, I also think maybe it might be better than this. Oh You got that puppet. Fuck about states. Yeah, get him I hope you guys were paid a lot for this so embarrassing. Oh my god Oh, no, I got me. Oh, no. Oh look at me. I fell next to my god. That is useless She see she's like am I in trouble or do I need to go or I'm just gonna walk off. See a dude That looks like that they have that shot before like they're rolling, you know, she's gonna die Brian's running out of blood Wow Wait, was that Brian Cranston's head he's gonna get like a poetic irony The price is wrong bitch Man, he just killed the two of them that quickly. Oh, so he's gonna eat Brian Cranston and the blood is gonna be full of the He like looked like he lifted You asked oh you've gotten everyone killed Did the blood make it go crazy or something? I think I think that's I think that's actually what they're going for. Yeah How light is that you try to give Brian Cranston's character like oh He's gonna make like a really heroic sacrifice and his death is that this asshole pushes him into the alley It works his head off You're saying I hate the alien for killing Brian Cranston. I hate this guy more for giving Brian I mean the right the way because it was that weird scene where she just walked off in an evil way She left him that but then again this guy pushed Brian Cranston into the We'll never forget that asshole Where was that? Oh, she's alive Oh, she's okay. I thought she died so that right that was she just walked off That was him looking at the creature's runoff in a direction presumably to Okay, that's how they do it in this film, but it's horribly bad. It's like logistical nightmare This is a guy Wiggling it like this is so scary and I think you built it up enough the elastic bad is snapped already Oh Oh my god, oh Does she know what that works that way that Wait, why is that the thing we're going after? You fucked that up, buddy It looks like the little spike on the dead space tails man, we never tried fire. That's a good point She's still going oh my god Wiggly I think she's still stabbing Showing the wiggler make it I like how it's not really like the back of it is burning. Yeah, but the front is Oh my gosh, are you not tired? Are you not physically tired? It's over stabbing. It's over This would be difficult to keep up for this long. Yeah, remember when there was a space battle So why was the uh the poster for this film a skeleton and an astronaut Because they're liars In this movie In the desert in southern california near la Oh, oh, they revealed him the adventures continued. Yes. He's only got one eye. He's got an eye patch I don't want to go to base operations Let's go home Home well home is different for both. I live in I live in back. I live in space, honey. This is my home I see his home is yeah, his home is the stars Oh That's yeah, because he's an adventurous man He lives out there But she has like a degree in science and stuff and this she has like a career A degree in science and stuff Come on twist with the alien hanging off the end of the thing or something Yeah, where is it? I just want to say like legitimately the high point of this movie was seen to Oh We are cast Dead space No, okay. I guess that's the end. All right. Yeah, no d scu Oh, no, I want to play the Mandalorian man. What is there to say? What a great film There's an extended cut. Oh, what a pity that we didn't see that version and never will Oh, no, this is just one of those movies that you Don't watch. No, nobody sees these films Honestly, this is the perfect movie to not watch You're right. I can't fight the perfect movie. Yeah, it's the perfect movie to not watch by yourself or with friends Yeah, yeah, I was called dead space because uh, it was a horror people died and it was set in space Every film set on earth is also set in space Yeah, so there's really no reason why every single movie poster shouldn't be a skeleton I don't you know what? Why did they just go with the puppet of the front? Is it because it looked hideously awful? Because it looked it looked like a shitty eye drill is It's little tentacles just looping around like is it was I like it was just attached to a wall for the last fourth of the And somehow had the eye is to kill count while being stationary Well, it's good because the main hero was feeding people to it, you know Thank you the best part about the cover is though. It just does a little thumbs up the skeleton. Look at that He does That's bass That is such a dishonest fucking cover. I would honestly argue this cover makes it seem like it's a comedy So they're on a spaceship, right? It's like no no no, okay. They're on like a moon base. No no no. Are there skeletons? This is clearly a u.s Astronaut suit zero g walk. No And all he wears is a shirt Just a brown button-down shirt like an asshole. I can't seem to find a budget for this movie anywhere Nobody knows maybe it doesn't have one It's all I had no budget. It was just scraped together He just went into a warehouse and found some stuff and made a movie one and a half dollars an IMDb One at that high Yeah, someone must have really liked this. That's not even a star per titty. Not bad. You know, I'd watch the sequel Probably not but I know Dead spaces. Brian, you went on to do better things. You really did He was he was the best actor in this film By a considerable margin. It is not a monster But if you can't find another host it won't keep evolving if we can get this creature to ingest some of my tissue We'll fill the dart guns with my blood instead of the tranquilizer and we'll shoot this Bastard and just see what happens. I have nothing else to say you guys good Yeah, yeah 1991 in case you want to see this This will be filled the dead space of my evening. There you go It's this will date this it's 20 minutes to Why would that be captain? You had to do a child No, why why did you take that out in the lack of power that you have? Yeah Why would you cut that out and you wouldn't even the best part is you won't even remember You won't even remember you'll be like nothing nothing's missing from this cool Well, like isn't it interesting that if they get to the end of this movie, they're like, oh, wow This was made three years ago. That's incredible No, I was gonna say it's not gonna be that quick But they'll be like, oh wow they watch this between We didn't they've changed so much since then Anyway, bye Goodbye everyone. Bye. Dead space Oh fringy fringy make the noise like you do like the alien on fire at the end. That's like your noise All right, but the Yeah Oh I think we should give it one big good try to sign off this video one more