 want to shave our 1000 here also have monkey 1000 today we're going to be doing a review of this axe pizza cutter pretty cool huh so let's go ahead and get this opened up let's check it out hey guys so this is what we got here it's kind of cute monkey got this we're at the dollar general five bucks okay kitchen essentials axe pizza cutter now I'm gonna start off by saying guys I know that this is a novelty because quite honestly something like this I think to me it's it's just a novelty so if you know I mean no matter how much I like it if I'm gonna cut a pizza I'm just gonna grab a regular pizza cutter now there's so many of these review channels that actually put these to the test as if that's gonna be their number one pizza cutter in their arsenal of kitchen gadgets that's that's not true to me it's something like if you're married to you know a tree trimmer or something it'd be it's cool you know it'd be like having a pizza cutter on a ranch I shouldn't vent that but I won't have to now because since I mentioned it 30 other people will but you know it's just to hang up and look cool or whatever I get it those guys don't they'll sit and cut now like the bicycle pizza cutter oh that don't work it's junk it's not really meant to work it's you know for the bicyclist in your family right yeah you know I mean it's it's a novelty it's like cool look here's a pizza cutter but so gives you instructions how to assemble insert wood handle into hole and blade head okay but let's go ahead and open this up here well this is packaged well yeah it is nice packaging oh the cutter is metal see this is kind of he can actually sharpen these things but this is kind of got an edge see there's an edge and there's an edge this is just got an edge on one side you know it's just plastic kind of chintzy but you know what the heck it's I think it's cool I think it's cute cuz I haven't seen one of these yet have you know this first time I saw one which way does okay so it goes like this there we go alright and that's pretty much all there is to that rules if it works I mean yeah I'm sure it'll cut but excuse me for five bucks I think it's cool like a novelty it's cool and itself you know I mean but even if it doesn't cut a pizza you know what this would be good for cutting your homemade noodles yeah stuff like that you know I happen to have a machine that does that but I mean you know you could cut your homemade noodles with it but I just think for five bucks so far it's well worth it for five bucks that it's just the cool factor of it to me these were five bucks whether it cuts a pizza or not yeah I think it's worth five bucks just like your friends that you know a tree trimmer you know here you go man you're like cool I'll hang up my garage you know I just think it's this cool that's what it's for but it says channel your inner lumberjack without leaving the kitchen the wooden handle and stainless steel blade will chop cheese and crust in true woodsman style yelling timber not required and it's got a limited warranty let's read this ASI guarantees that this product has no material or manufacturing defects if such defects are found ASI might at its own option replace the product or refund the purchase price these are your only remedies limitations of liability ooh okay let's read this ASI is not liable for any loss caused by incidental coincidental or consequential direct indirect or special damages related to use or misuse of this product so in other words you know like if if I cut myself because I'm fucking around like this they're not me or cut monkey they're not going to assume liability of it don't eat this okay so we got a pizza over here I want to see his pizza too it's pretty cool but I mean oh almost got her see that but this is cool this is really cool yeah she can do it either way but they have it like that so just gonna keep it like that yeah that's I mean stainless steel blade it doesn't it really doesn't feel junk I mean other than this rattling a little bit but you know so that yeah this is a Tupperware and see you had this one we got together didn't you so but that I mean it works fine I'm sure you know that you know this is not going to cut that great but I really don't care it's the cool factor so let's check this pizza out so monkey buys these for me I don't know if you guys have had these or not but these pizzas are awesome screaming Sicilian I'm gonna pull it out now does that sound familiar the ad yeah and the neighbors are thinking nasty thoughts and but all they're talking about taking the pizza out of the oven but this one is the pepperoni and it says piles of pepperoni I'll show you something really cool on the back to look at us this is crazy if you guys haven't tried this I'm about to knock my camera off there we go look at all these pepperonis but you can pop this mustache out of here and you can wear it so you can look like screaming Sicilian and that cool so you can give it to your kids and now you have a mustache pretty cool I'm gonna put it out now okay now I'm gonna move this just preheat the oven to 425 and put it in any oven for 17 minutes okay so hang on a second okay I just had to get my pan I don't know why I had to shut you off for that because it took me about three tenths of a second okay so I just want to show you all these pepperonis now sometimes we get them and there's a lot more pepperonis than this on it right moment oh yeah bunch and bunches of pepperonis here yeah cool of course it's a little misshapen because somebody probably had it in their vehicle way too long monkey's holding an axe at me like do something they said they weren't responsible that don't mean you're not responsible yeah I killed him but the box said right yeah the box said they're not responsible okay so anyway as you can see there is one hell of a lot of pepperonis on here and I have already got the oven preheated but anyway that's pretty cool right guys and of course they have other ones where you got like everything on it and sausage and do they have just a sausage one I believe so I'd like to try that one next okay here we go so I'm gonna put this in the oven for 17 minutes so while this is cooking for 17 minutes I am going to embrace you guys with the unmistakable sounds of elevator music for your enjoyment here we get now I'm just kidding I ain't gonna I ain't gonna make you do that I'm gonna put this in the oven for 17 minutes actually it says to check at 15 our oven cooks really really fast so I usually check it at 14 so just bear that in mind so anyway in the oven it goes and then we'll try to cut it up okay our pizza's done now we're going to try this thing out by the way this took about 12 minutes in our oven so let's give this a shot and see now it cuts just about like I thought it would pretty crappy but like I said it's more of a novelty yeah say compared to a regular a regular one that cheese I'll probably put it back in for a couple more minutes maybe another minute so but guys listen for five bucks I think it's worth that just because it's cool you know it's a tool yeah it's you know and this feels like it's going to come off but is it great at cutting pizza no it sucks very badly at cutting pizza but we figured that because this is a novelty this is a novelty but for five bucks I think it's a cool novelty and I still give it a two thumbs up for the cool factor I mean but that's just me look at all these pepperonis I was talking to them monkey monkeys ever encounter mm-hmm okay I won't put this back in just for like another minute I'm not going to turn me up and back on or anything that'll melt that and monkey and I will give you our final thoughts be right back okay guys so there you go that's our review of the axe pizza cutter again it's a novelty I hate when these reviewers these review channels get on there and they review this stuff like you're actually going to use this you're not it's for fun I might even hang it up in the garage because it's really cool you know yeah for five bucks I think it's worth five bucks for the novelty but I'll tell you something that we're not going to try because I'm not gonna make mix it up but noodles the this would cut your homemade noodles just fine so there is a use for it's just you know I hate when they you know this thing's junk don't buy it no I'm saying it's junk for cutting pizza but I'm saying buy it because it's really cool if you're a tool guy if you're not even an outdoorsman you know camping people like us it's real it's just it's just cool you know I mean you're not going to use it outdoors but you use axes outdoors you know so it's just a fun little thing and to me it's well worth the five bucks I give it two thumbs up for the cool factor two thumbs down for the cutting factor right but again I would recommend it sorry I would recommend it so there you go guys the pizza cutter the axe pizza cutter by kitchen essentials kitchen essentials so there it is trying to get a thumbnail I think it's pretty cool yeah so anyway guys thanks for watching appreciate it monkey you have anything else you want to add no you want to eat the pizza now yeah she had pizza for lunch yesterday yes yeah all right okay guys so I'm gonna say she ever admit man legend golf now and we'll see you guys in the next one month don't forget check her channel out we'll see you guys soon bye bye and take care