 To protest global warming, an environmentalist threw soup on and glued his hand to a famous painting in an art gallery of a Las Vegas hotel casino. But why? Beats me. Proclaiming his hand will remain stuck to the painting until all cows in the entire world are equipped with large carbon-captured devices attached to their asses. Our early attempts went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have preparation H. And yes, donkeys should have the same thing attached to their asses as well. What? Why don't you just call it operation ass-cramming, ass. Even though like the entire donkey is technically an ass, we're just talking about obviously the ass end of the ass here. Dr. Evil, I love your plan. Yeah, right? Ah, Erdok, it's a really good plan. And in any case, at least this guy's got a plan, right? Yes, Frau. On the whole, I think preparation H feels good. I mean, that's a step up for most of these people. And the best part of this plan is, no one can stop me. However, the Las Vegas Hotel Casino called in the pit boss from the casino, and the entire ordeal was a great boon for the Hotel Casino. Don't kill me. Don't kill me, man. I'm not going to kill you. I don't want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about it. Ticket sales for the art gallery increasing dramatically while cheating in the casino simultaneously decreased dramatically. He's a monster. And the hand, it's still stuck to the painting. As sadly, the world's cows have not yet been equipped with large carbon-captured devices attached to their asses. We've received a letter from Batman this morning that Gotham City has earned the rest from crime. But if the forces of evil should rise again to cast a shadow on the heart of the city, call me. I mean, honestly, how did such a coherent plan to solve the global warming problem fail like this? Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.