 Okay everyone, give me your best shot out there. I'll cook and have fun. That's my toad. You're welcome. I've never heard such a good toad before. Okay. Do you want to hear like my actual toad? I don't know if Discord's gonna mute it, but I'll try. Nice, nice, nice. Hey, I'm toad! You want some f***ing moots around there? I made it to the end of this once and then didn't realize you had to get back and then I was like, oh No way. You guys are good. Damn, dude. There you go, Ashley. Don't f*** it up, up, there you go. You guys only have 20 nugs left. That's half. Ashley would love them if they were cold and old. I can't afford the star, so I might as well get an item now, right? I mean, yeah, sure, go for it. Dude, can I just say like I'd rather not move this round. Can I just stand my ground and vibe? You know what? I've reserved myself to letting Chris have this star. I'll just move on. Yeah, yeah, call me poor toad. Do it. Parasocial plummet? I love PNGs. Dude, I love PNGs. Ashley, if you had to think about the word PNG, like what is it? Do you know what it stands for? Post-nasial. Please don't. I was trying to distract you. Please think about this. Damn, dude. Here it is. This is the weird chomp thing. One would have suffice. It's a little weird. Post-nasal gooch. Oh, damn, that was like right next to where I was. You couldn't even tell me what PNG was, man. Huh. Yes! It works! What's going on? Let's go, baby. We had a channel point prediction if I would get a star first or not, so everyone's freaking out. All the doubters are pissed as they should be. Fuck you doubters! Yo, that eyeball texture is stretched to top. There's a lot of channel points going into these predictions, guys. What's your prediction right now? I'm going to get a star second. I kind of want to join. So mine is if I'll win or not. That's an easy amount of money to win right there. I have a 20-minute timer on it. 282 versus 198,000. 20-minute timer? That's a lot. Could be a lot of channel points in this. One of my mods. 180,000 points. Fuck! Oh shit, I fucked that up really bad. Guys, this isn't a joke I am actually getting a little bit of lag. Fuck. Fuck my ass, dude! God, I sucked ass at that. That was so shitty. Come on. Damn dude. My hair. I did last time. Why are you eating like this? I don't know. Yeah, you and me, Chris, we got this. Yeah, we're hungry. Oh wait. Oh, I didn't realize. I thought it was one-to-one kind of thing. I didn't know! Warping across the whole... Let's roll. Let's roll, literally. Nice. Yeah, pretty funny. It's pretty actually incredibly big base humor Big base humor. I just look like I have a really bad rash now. I'm sorry, what? With my body paint, my pink body paint. I just look like I have a really bad rash. I mean, possibly, yeah, maybe. You know what? I'm sorry. But I just gotta fuck around and find out. Fair. Fair. I got two whistles. I had two whistles. I've used both of them now. See where it took us. Whoa, and still we're flying off. God damn it. It would have been right up where I was. I hate everything. Yeah. You're a good guy. That one guy at the party. You're a good guy. You're a good guy. Bro, you're a stupid joke, man. And don't even let anyone ever tell you you're not. And then you're always just sitting there nodding your head being like, Thanks, man. Thanks. I appreciate it. Just like trying to get out of the conversation. But he just keeps going back. He's like, Hey, no. Don't downplay it. You're great. Be proud of yourself, bro. Be proud. Bro, so I'm going to start an app. Can I guess who wakes up first between Mika and Ethan? Sure. Mika. No. You didn't even let Chris answer. Oh, sorry. Yeah, Chris, you're right. But you know why? Why? Because it's either a dog thing or like a pee thing. Kind of. I mean, like I do wake up early. I just like check my phone and then go back to sleep. I don't know if I would call that waking up though. No, because I'm awake and I'm like on my phone for 20, 30 minutes. And then you go back to sleep though. But that doesn't mean that you've woken up. You could technically call it waking up and then taking an app immediately. You could have. I guess so. You could have, but you chose to chill. Except. You could wake up for a half an hour and then go back to sleep as a superpower. But I think you're trying to win on a technicality of, yeah, I woke up at 6 a.m., but then I immediately went back to sleep. I do technically wake up first, but Ethan is the one that like wakes up, gets out of bed and starts his day. See, again, I think you're trying to just win off of a technicality. I'm not trying to win. I just said that you're the one that... I'm about to... go over there and teach you a lesson. Get up first. But yes, Chris, most of the time it's either I have to pee. It's mostly a poop thing, actually. You're a straight from bed to poop guy. Now that is something for her. He never heard of it. Four to five times a day. Oh, four to five times a day. Now that is a... It's a medical condition. But... So I'll wake up either to poop or start work things and stuff. I poop once a day, maximum. That's insane to me. That's insane that somebody can only poop once. One time, Chris? In a day? One and done? That is normal. No, no, no, no, no. What? Once a day, I think is... Maybe twice if it's like... if we're feeling a little spicy. I think twice should be the minimum. You're dropping... I'm dropping mad loads. But wait. Well, not every poop is a walk in the park. So what's the over-under here on this? On what? On pooping? I don't know, man. I think you have the gold medal for who poops the most. Ever? I don't think so. Wait, the maximum for me is 2-3 times a week? That's not enough. Yeah, I usually poop once a day. God damn it. Pooping? Oh, I'm so sorry. There we go. Pooping 2-3 times a week is too little. It's way too little. Yes, IBS King. Ethan, someone... Wait, hold on. Jordan, one of my mods in chat said please call your enteralogist if you don't have... I don't have a normal doctor. I have not been to the doctor in like four years. No, that's not true. Stop spreading that lie because that is not true, Mika. I've lived in LA for six years. You can't be telling people that I haven't been to the doctor once since moving here because that's not true. How many times have I been to the doctor? Yeah, yeah. To get a physical. To get a physical? To figure out what your butt is doing. I mean butt things we haven't explored. Oh, I don't do that. Oh! God damn it. Fuck off. I pooped too much. Give me a star. Wait, okay. I don't want Mika spreading slander. I usually poop three times a day. But at one point Mika was saying to our friends she's like Ethan poop six times a day. No! No! That doesn't happen. Ethan, you said what's a normal amount of poop every day? I did not say that I pooped six times a day. Maybe you like it. This might be TMI, but if you sit too long in the toilet you can get the old hemorrhoids. The old hemmies. Which I've never gotten hemorrhoids, which is crazy to me. Hell yeah, I've got two colonoscopies over here. What's up? Oh, nice. I didn't know that, man. Yeah, and I was awake for both. Hey. Thank you for your service. Two tours. Two tours of my ass. Two. Everyone in my chat is doing the little salute, the 07. Yeah. I just get emails from OnlyFans. I got an email from OnlyFans today. No, they're... Sorry. I love how my voice cracked. No, I get emails from OnlyFans like every two weeks of people or of people. No, of the company being like you should join OnlyFans. Guys, this is a really rough conversation. You're sweating over there. Y'all, I'm sorry to like really break up this German talk, but Max just sent me a picture of Mario with his dick out and I just think that's a really bad one. Oh, tell him to send it to me. Give Max my number. I haven't sent it yet. I'll set that as his contact image. Max just texted me the picture with just the picture and then a smiley face. So good. God, Mika, your name popped up right next to my mom's. I almost sent my mom a picture of Mario with his dick out. I was expecting fan art, but... No, it's kind of cute, right? Ethan, we're going to win this one by the way. Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Do we have to work together or... We had to just have like the same vibe. We got this. It's all right. Don't worry about it. Nice. Get him out. Come on, Chris. Come on, Chris. We got it. Come on, baby! Come on! No! We got time. Left, right, whatever the fucking direction. Come on, baby. Let's go, baby. No, it's the revolution. Give us your coins. Show me your coins, baby. It's socialist balls, bro. Wait! Oh, shoot! No, no, no. He spreads them out evenly. Oh, I was going to... It's socialism. Comrade Bowser. The only thing that I take solace in is knowing that the coins bonus star is not about how many coins you have at the end. It's how many you've collected total. Oh, my God. This game sucks. I don't have a single star. But you are a star, so that's fine. Oh, Chris. Watch this. Watch this. Oh, my God. There's no way. I'm a three-star handy over here. Christopher Melburger. Christopher Melburger. Christopher Melburger. It's the smallest of my last names. Come on, baby. Has anyone ever heard you, Topher? Yeah, my mom, and that was it. My mom would be like, hey, Topher, how cute is that? God damn it, I'm one off! Think about this. You'll get it next round. Chris, would you ever consider going by Topher? Never. It kind of sounds like you're offering Topher something. Like Topher Melburger? Yeah, five gifted for you to change your name to Topher Melburger. Is there a grace here? You know what? You're right, man. This sucks, dude, because Mika's going to get the star. And I hate everything. Right behind me. We're going to need to roll a two here so he can get the star. So... Fuck you. Never mind. Come on. This hurts my fucking heart. I think I can still do it if I triple dice it, so let's try. No! No way! My god! Welcome to my life. So, Meeks, you're going to want to use that whistle for sure. No, Mika, please. Mika. Yeah, yeah. And I'm going to give Ethan the first block to maybe make it interesting. Chris, I have no stars. I know, but you might be able to steal some. Make it interesting. I have nothing. That's not true, dude. Two dogs! This is just... Give me two. The warp! If you get on Ashley, you get to get a star. Come on, God. I don't believe in you, but maybe right now I could. Fuck! This sucks. This game is stupid. I haven't even seen this one before. Come on! You guys both have 120 stars. You can just do all 120 and go for it. Do you want to go for 120? Nothing would be pretty spicy. Whoever wins is almost guaranteed like the most coins, extra stars. So like... There's about to be a 240 banger here. He just pressed start, bud. I don't need practice. It's okay. Anyways, that's fine. Oh, Mika's fucking... Oh, absolutely shit rocking it. Let's go, Mies. This is for 120 coins. No, it's for 240 coins. End extreme. There we go. Stars right here. Yeah, last turn. Oh, man. This is so depressing. No, it's not. You're really having a good time. Two to one of your rats. Two to one of your rats. Yeah, I just got a new boy rat. I named him Tuna. Thank you for the credit, babe. I appreciate it. They have wicked balls, man. Yeah, they do. They really do. Chan had seven rats at one point. I hate everything, dude. I hate everything. So many people are going to lose channel points, guys. Think about the channel points. Good. I need to roll a six. Who manifests a six, guys? One. One. Five. Five. Five. God damn it. Man, I'm so sad after this. I let down my chat. I let down myself. Everyone's going to lose their channel points. And I'm going to lose my... Wait, are you going to get a star? Oh, you both are. No! Nice. So you made it to the Bowser space. So you made it to the Bowser space. So you made it to the Bowser space. So you made it to the Bowser space. Yeah! No. Ethan, get that star. You need it. He can't. He has no coins. Oh, that's so sad. No. You don't have any coins, huh? Fuck. Everyone. You broke, fuck you. I didn't even... Even the bank is like, oh, I'm sorry. We were going to have any coins. Game sucks. This game sucks, dude. We don't have enough coins. Fuck you, Toadette. Jesus Christ. In shape. Toadette sucks, man. This game's stupid. Oh! Oh, sick! What are you saying? Go buy a star with that, man. Fuck everything. Roll a seven, roll a seven, roll a seven. Roll a seven, roll a seven. This game sucks. Roll a seven. Yeah, fuck you. Ashley, you can work to me and then take it. Don't do this. Yeah, why would you say that? How far away am I? It's four. Give her a two. Maybe I'll get the piece of shit star. Biggest piece of shit. This is the dumbest game I've ever played in my life. I mean, what's the point, you know? What's the point of this mini-game? I don't care. Don't get crushed. Fuck off. He thinks I'm having a good time. Alright, Chris. Fuck you. Come behind me. I hate this. I hate this game. This game's so stupid. This game sucks. Get him! Come on! Go for it. I've never been more angry in my life. Shopping bonus. Who bought things? Couldn't beat me at the end of the game with my zero coins. I'll get this five. Nice star, man. Second bonus. Slip hook bonus. Maybe me? Give me the fucking all of them. Oh, fuck you. Fuck you, Chris. This game sucks. Who got the biggest balls? Stupid. Predictable. Who could have seen this coming? Maybe that's how it is. Oh, fucking... I mean, fine. Fine. Alright, everyone has to do the same thing last round and pose.