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Showtree, what did you see this week that made you say positively brilliant? What did you see this week that made you say what a fucking idiot? Positively brilliant. Now let's start with what a fucking idiot. What a fucking idiot I was to think that Bill Belichick had anything to do with the Patriots success. What an absolute fucking idiot I must have been to think that he was anything more than a babysitter for the greatest football player. And arguably some might say I won't go there yet, but some might say the greatest athlete in history. Okay. I threw that question out there. I threw that question out there. Is Tom Brady the greatest athlete of all time? I think it's highly debatable. You know, I saw Robin Lundberg. Robin Lundberg was actually talking about Jay-Z because Jay-Z got a new verse coming out this Friday with Nipsey Hussle from the soundtrack to Judas and the Black Messiah. And Robin Lundberg said Jay-Z is the greatest rapper of all time. I forgot how he worded it, but I left a comment. I said it's not debatable. I said Tom Brady is Jay-Z of athletes. Notice I didn't say that the other way around, right? And so somebody left a comment and said, you need to stop saying stupid shit like this out loud. Tom Brady looks up to Serena Williams. Now Serena Williams, absolutely one of the greatest athletes of all time, but I do not understand why people underestimate the degree of difficulty of American football and the degree of violence of American football. Serena is not one of the greatest athletes of all time. She's probably not even top 20,000. She's the greatest female athletes of all time, but she's not one of the greatest athletes of all time because she played soccer. She's admitted this. If I played tennis with guys, I wouldn't even come close to winning. So if we're just talking about completely neutral, you remove sex from all these things, you're not going to put Serena in a category with Jordan, Tom Brady, and these guys. I've never heard her say that. I don't know the degree of difficulty of tennis. I don't play tennis. It looks athletic. It looks like you have to have some speed and some hand-eye coordination. Female athlete? Absolutely. 100%. Serena would bust a men's ass and play tennis. I don't know, bro. I don't know the degree of difficulty of tennis. I don't watch it enough, but I'm not going to discredit her and say she's not the top 20,000. Hey, you want to know something? Neither do I. I'll discredit her. I can tell you what I can say with the utmost confidence. What's that? Male or female? Tennis ain't as violent as football. Not even close. You know what I'm saying? Not even close. That's all I'm saying is the degree of difficulty of football and the violence of football is what makes me say, man, I don't see how Tom Brady is not the greatest athlete of all time. Well, maybe we should say team sport to make it... That's the other thing. If you go into individual sports, it's tricky because in individual sports, the greatest athlete of all time is probably Usain Bolt. Because if you really want to look at competing, right, everybody in the world, not everybody has picked up a basketball. Not everybody has picked up a football. I grew up going to public school in New York City. There was no outlet for me to play football. We didn't have football teams. We didn't have a football stadium or any of that. We didn't have football field, right? We used to rent out our basketball court that we used to have. So not everybody has access to football. Michael Phelps, some people might say, oh, he's the greatest athlete of all time. He's like, yeah, the greatest athlete of all time that could take swimming classes. A lot of people can't afford to take swimming classes, right? You have to be wealthy for swimming to even be a hobby. Or you have to live near water. Usain Bolt, everybody on this planet has run 100 meters straight, every single person. So he is truly the fastest human being ever because we know who's running fast. Yeah, but he not getting tackled ain't nobody running after him. That's my I guess it's the degree of violence and football makes it different. This is the not for long. All right, then. All right, then. What about boxing? I mean, for me, if it's not him, it's Floyd. Floyd to me is the greatest great of all time. Boxing is up there. I'm not going to lie. Boxing is up there. It's an individual sport. It's violent as fuck. You know, I actually, and I respect Floyd. What Floyd has done is incredible. If I had to give it to a boxer, I would have to give it to Ali. Because the heavyweight division is violent as fuck. I'd have to give it to Ali. And when you look at Ali and how fast he is, his defense was second to none. He had power. He would bang with you. It got to a point where Floyd wasn't doing much banging. He was he was he was he was winning fights with his defense. Yep. That's true. But he dominated dominated dominated been hit a handful of times. We're talking about the hardest sport to be dominant as you get older. I mean, you look at Ali, God bless his soul. As he got older and he started to slow down, Ali was getting pieced up. But Ali Ali took three years off, came back. So the Floyd was Floyd locked up. I don't remember. Yeah, yeah, he did get locked up for a second. Okay, so why not George for George foreman then? What about factor age into this shit, bro? I got you have to factor age, especially in boxing and football. Yeah. We're talking about 40. We're talking about a 43 year old man, bro. Yo, the most woozy I ever seen Tom Brady was today. Say he was walking at that goddamn bar. Drunk off the kills. Say what you really want to say, bro. He's a 43 year old white man, bro. I didn't even think about that. I don't get race. I don't got nothing to do with that. Oh, no, it does. We're going to age that great, bro. We don't have that great. There's not a I've never seen a 40 something year old athlete be that dominant regardless of what race they are. What about Lisa Ann? I don't even know who that is porn star athletes. That's not athletic, bro. That's not physical ability. You want to talk about violence, bro, taking them big old things, taking them big old things. I'm glad to see how much anal she takes. It's all about the anal. A lot. She's been taking big old things. I will say I do have a different respect for porn stars that do double penetration. When you watching a porn hub and you watching women taking in the vagina and the bun, Lord have mercy. I respect the men. Not even flinching. Bro, I take a shit and be ready to pass out. There's something going in. Like, God. There you go. The times I had colonics, I wanted to freaking cry. Really? Oh, colonics ain't no joke. When they shoot the water up in there? Colonics ain't no joke. Absolutely. That's why that's why that's why I hate when people, you know, disrespect me and say I'm gay. But I'm a bottom. Like, no, don't disrespect bottoms like that. I don't have that kind of strength. You would be a top if you were gay. Absolutely. I couldn't take it in there. Is that gay though? If you're a top? I don't know if that's gay. Gay-ish? Yeah. You're gay-ish. You got to take at least one dick if you want me to give you full gay, bro. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? If you're a top, you're just LGBTQU. It's like I respect you, but then... Come on, bro. Nothing. You play pro in China, bro. You can't really play pro-ball. You're not really in the lead. Let's be honest, bro. You're not really in the lead, bro. Imagine you took dicks and then there's some guy walking around talking about, yeah, I'm gay. I'm gay, too. And he's like, nah, I've never taken a dick. Get the fuck out of here, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I respect bottoms way more than tops. Like, if you're going to do it, do it, goddammit. Yeah, you got to go for it, bro. I don't even think they should be able to go to the parade. Listen... They got to spectate like the rest of us. They got to sit on the sidelines like the rest of us and then give high praise to the real gays. So that's a good fucking point. Salute to all the bottoms, man. That's what I'm saying. I love bottoms that are proud to be bottoms. That's pride, bro. Yes. You taking it, bro. You know what I mean? You are taking it. You know what it is? It's like if you're like a cook in the military, like, you're in the military, you know, but kind of, do you know what I'm saying? Be a man, bro. Be a man. Be a man and be a fucking bottom. Yeah. Right? Take that dick. Take some shaft, you pussy. I will say this, though. You know, it's going to be debatable whether Tom Brady is the greatest athlete ever. I don't... I don't... I really don't see why it's that much of a debate. Like, some of these people folks are naming. I'm like, stop. All right? Stop. What do you mean? If you get on a fucking football field... This is all I tell you. Let Aaron Donnell... I want any 43-year-old man to get on the fucking football field and let Aaron Donnell sack them. And then you tell me what kind of respect you got for Tom. Man, enough to be a bottom braiding. There you go. There you go. Matter of fact, Aaron Donnell sack you. You have a whole new respect for bottoms. That's a fact. Okay? They deal with that on a daily basis. Where do you rank Tom Brady as far as white men? I got him number one all-time. You have him number one all-time in history? Number one all-time. Number one all-time. We did a poll on the breakfast club the other day. Our white listeners were calling in. From our poll, the top five white men of all time, Tom Brady, Abraham Lincoln, The Undertaker, Christopher Columbus, and Keanu Reeves. I'm serious. How the fuck? Hold on. Hold on. It goes Undertaker then who? Christopher Columbus? It was Tom Brady. How did Christopher Columbus get in there? I have somebody, the people will call it like you're Christopher Columbus. Tom Brady, Christopher Columbus, Abraham Lincoln, Keanu Reeves, and The Undertaker. Y'all just think Christopher Columbus is dope because he didn't discover y'all. He's always on the white people. If he discovered you guys, you'd have a whole different perspective on Christopher Columbus. He'd be like, bottom five. Bottom five. That's the story though, right? Yo, Tom Brady, top five whites. What about George Washington, bro? G-dubs. You got to throw something at G-dubs. I knew you was going to say that. And that's what I said. The only people you'll hear people compare it to is the founding fathers. I think Tom Brady should be on Mount Rushmore. Not to Mount Rushmore of athletes, but his goddamn picture up there with George Washington, Thomas Jefferson. Who else is up there? Ben Franklin and Abe Lincoln. Greatest white man of all time is Sean King hands down. There's not even... It is not even close, bro. Sean King up there. I'm going to tell y'all something. People hate on Sean King, but I'm going to tell you something, bro. When it's all set and done and they talk about civil rights activists, Sean King is going to end up being the most searched king of all time. I'm sorry. Listen, listen. Sean King is on Dr. Martin Luther King Junior's heels. You know what I'm saying? Dr. Martin Luther King, God bless the dead. He ain't out here firing off new tweets, bro, bro. I know, bro. Sean King got it, bro. Nobody got him better. Way to go. Dr. Martin Luther King Junior's legacy is solidified. Yeah. The bad part about having a solidified legacy you're not here to add on no more wins to it. That's right. And Sean King is just racking up wins. Yo, yo. He's racking them up. Bro, I'm not even joking. If you ask a certain generation of people right now, right? A certain demographic. I don't know what the age range would be. I'd say maybe, I don't know, 17, 25. You say, yo, who's the most famous civil rights activist king you can think of? Bro, I wouldn't be surprised if Sean comes on. Yo, I'm being honest with you, man. Are you saying that Sean King is the most relevant king when it comes to civil rights? There's an argument to be made. No, no, no. It's still Dr. Martin Luther King Junior hands down. But I'm telling you, Sean, because of the digital world we're in and because of how stupid people are, good chance that he could get it. It's a good chance in the future. He'll never be number one on my list. He's never going to get a boulevard, but he could get like a road or something like that. Yo, I'm not going to stay Sean. I'm not going to get a boulevard. You think he'll get Sean King boulevard? Well, Sean King is out here, bro. Sean does a lot. Y'all playing with Sean. Yo, I'm not playing with Sean. I know he does a lot. I'm very proud to see my brother out there fighting the cause. Sean does a lot, bro. I'm just telling you, I think, is Dr. Martin Luther King Junior the greatest of all time. Got you. Not too many. He's one of the top transformative figures ever in the history of the world. Facts. But I'm just telling you, when it comes to civil rights activism, in the future, Sean really might be number two, bro. Wow. At least by name. By name recognition. He's definitely number two king. That's a fact. But can he take that top spot? What would he have to do to take that top spot? Get real legislation passed. That changes the game. Like the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Like the Voting Rights Act. You know what I'm saying? Stuff like that. You know, Martin Luther King Junior, even his assassination in a lot of ways led to an updated version of the Civil Rights Act. Well, I think if I'm not mistaken, they introduced HUD. Don't quote me on that because I'm not a scholar and this is the brilliant idiot. But, you know, Martin Luther King Junior did a lot of transformative things. You know, Sean would have to do stuff like that. What's more transformative than like being born white and turning black? Okay. This guy. Isn't that the ultimate transformation? Like, when you really want to talk about... John is black. What? Come on, bro. Listen, we all started in Africa. Thank you, bro. I've been telling people that. I'm African, dog. I got a 24 carat AK-47. If that ain't the most African thing... I see you with the J. Prince, AK-47. Say what? AK-47. I said the AK-47. Like that shit is a sorority. Fraternity, bro. Fraternity. That's the AK-47. You shoot that shit and it goes... You got to fire it with your pinky. Yo, you fire it once and it just starts stomping the yard. You got to fire it with your pinky. That's how you fire an AK-47. Yo, that's hard. Yo, pick that shit pink and green. Yo, you're right, bro. Put it on Instagram. Like this, you got to shoot it upside down, bro. You got to shoot it upside down. Listen, though, I do think that we're not appreciating what we're seeing with Brady. I do think that. It's unbelievable. It's truly unbelievable. It's unbelievable, man. It's football. Yo, shows. Let's talk real for a second. We're talking American fucking football. The Not For Long League, where people last six years, seven at the most. This guy's been around 21. He's 43. Max Kellerman at the greatest point. I think you might have said this last week. I don't remember. Well, Max Kellerman had the greatest point. He was like, even if you took the last five years of Tom Brady's NFL career, he's still a first ball at Hall of Fame. Oh, no, everything he's done since the age of 37. So from 37 to now, I think he's been to five Super Bowls after the age of 37. One, four. Come the fuck on, man. Bro, he has more Super Bowls himself than any team in the NFL. That's the craziest statistic. That's wild. He has more himself and to go to another team and do it and then make Belichick look like an absolute useless tool. First year after leaving the Patriots. I mean, it's just unbelievable. Do you remember when Belichick tried to trade him? Because he wanted to start Jimmy Garoppolo? Do you remember that? Somebody was telling me that this week. I don't remember that one. Yeah, that's what happened, bro. Anyway, it is what it is. But that is absolutely something. Yeah, and what a fucking idiot is Robert Orr? What did Robert Orr do? He said he welcomed Brady to the Seven Ring Club. Man, Robert, Robert, Robert. Listen, can I have respect for Robert Orr? I think Robert Orr is dope. But it's the difference between Robert Orr got rings, right? But it's the difference with Michael Jordan saying I got six. Or Magic saying I got five. And Robert Sandy, I got seven. I think you have to be the catalyst of a team winning those rings. Yeah. To be able to brag about it. Like, come on, Robert. It's like a billionaire's wife bragging about being a billionaire. You know? And it's just like... What if she helped though? What? What if she helped? They do help. There's no question that wives help. Yeah. You know? But it's not the same as making it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I'm not saying Robert didn't help. Man, Robert hit big fucking shots. Big shots. Big shot Bob. Big shot Bob. Gotta give him his credit. He knows it's different. People are just trying to attach themselves to greatness. That's what this is about. Like, you see LeBron doing it. That should have sad. LeBron is so thirsty to attach himself to Tom Brady's greatness, bro. Tweeting nonstop like a little fangirl. And I really think that that's about LeBron recognizing that he'll never do what Brady did. So he's trying to latch on to the identity of Brady to put himself in that same space because he knows he'll never be able to win seven like Brady. Listen, even if Bronn wins seven, even though I do think Bronn is going to win at least, I do think Bronn is going to win at least one more. One more, yeah. Sure. One more. Maybe two. Maybe two. I do, honestly. So that'll put him at six. Once again, I go back to the fact that the degree of difficulty in football is different than the NBA. And guess what? Even though Brady went to 10 Super Bowls, which is unprecedented in the NFL, he won seven shows. Do you realize this is the only time that Tom Brady has had a blowout victory in a Super Bowl? Yeah. Every game has been super close. That's because he was coached by Bill Belichick, who's a bum. And if he had a real coach, then he would have had a blowout victory like this. Notice his coach didn't even have a Super Bowl victory. Bruce Arians, oldest coach to win a Super Bowl. That's how dope Tom Brady is. He could take a loser, put him in the position as coach, and then win him a Super Bowl first year. It's brilliant. Belichick. I can't wait until the Patriots win the Super Bowl next year. Yo, yo, the Patriots will not... Bill Belichick will never win a Super Bowl again. Are you surprised if he makes it to the playoffs for the rest of his career? I love when you make those definitive statements like that, because the exact opposite comes true. Hey, bro, we got a lot of podcasts to do, okay? You know what I mean? We got a lot of time to fill. There's a lot of podcasts to do this week. I can't be reasonable and pointed in every one of my takes. Sometimes we got to cook some shit up, baby. You got to cook some shit up. I like to take though. I like to take. To say. I don't believe to take you underestimate one thing and one thing only. The will of a white man scorned. That is a good-ass point, bro. Bill Belichick and even Robert Kraft, to a certain extent, they not going to want to feel like everybody thinks Tom Brady was the sole reason that they won all those goddamn Super Bowls. They about to spend top motherfucking dollar to do what they got to do to make the Patriots a contender. They can only spend so much. They can only spend so much. They spend so much. There's a salary cap, right? They don't got spit though. They ain't paying nobody now. Who they paying? They should listen. They had the opportunity to do something last season. I like they had a bum quarterback. They had a past MVP of the league, right? Coming off of tons of time off and they just couldn't get it done because they're not good. The Patriot way is the Tom Brady way and the second Brady left, the Patriots stink. Honestly, Tom Brady is the leader of that team. I bet you Tom Brady was involved in the defensive schemes as well. I bet you Bill Belichick was useless. Tom Brady was like, just show up in your stupid fucking sweatshirt that you cut the sleeves off of. There's a reason why Bill Belichick wouldn't answer questions in the press conference because he didn't know the answers because he's a fucking babysitter. The guy does nothing. Nothing at all. Useless. I disagree. But we'll see. We don't see it, bro. And speaking of coaches, Tom Brady was greatly coached. Byron Lefwich, offensive coordinator. Todd Bowles, defensive coordinator. Both brothers. I got to say, what a fucking idiot to that reporter. What's that reporter's name, Taylor? Matthew McDonald or some shit like that? Motherfuckers interviewing Byron Lefwich. They're going to ask Byron Lefwich about his defensive scheme and how to fuck his... Wow. He got to be the defensive coach, huh? Was it Michael Donaldson? Michael Donaldson. Byron Lefwich is like, uh, you got the wrong person, man. You need to ask Todd about that. It's just like, God damn, bro. All black fucking coordinators don't look alike, which is another reason while I will always continue to get the Beatles wrong on fucking purpose. Who are the Beatles? Elton John, Sting, John Travolta and Keanu Reeves. That's a fire band right there, bro. That's the Beatles, bro. That's a fire ass band. I love saying, yo, man, Justin Bieber was always my favorite member of anything. I see what you did there, dude. They on Justin Timberlake ass too, by the way. What is going on here? Don't act like your girl ain't make you watch that Britney documentary. Nah, she was watching it alone today. You said that. It's good to watch it for real. Yeah, I'm still here at the studio at fucking midnight doing the brilliant idiot's podcast, baby. He hit you? Nah, she said I'm watching. I was like, no. Yeah, they giving people a lot of flack for the way that they used to treat Britney. This is all secondhand information. I don't know anything about this shit. I just have white girls around me, like my partner Karen and Paige, and they were just scrawled about this shit. Yeah, don't fuck with Britney, bro. My homegirl, Erica America, you know Erica. They were just scrawled about this shit. There's so much to so many people, bro. Bro, that's our Mary J Blige. You said what? Britney is a white people's Beyoncé. No, Britney's white people's Mary J Blige is different. I wish Taylor would stop saying that. And you know what's so... And I love Beyoncé. Britney Spears was way bigger than Beyoncé. Wow. Wow. I mean, at one point, she was the biggest star in the world. I mean, not saying Beyoncé wasn't, but just look at the album sales. Look up the album sales. I'm not sure. I'm not sure, but I don't know who was bigger at their peak, Britney Spears and Beyoncé. But I know Britney was massive as fuck. Big, big, big. Yes, like massive is a motherfucker. I will say this. I don't like the fact that whatever the fuck happened, it drove Britney Spears crazy. Her mental health was severely impacting and severely affected. I just thought it was because it's stardom. You know what I mean? I still think stardom plays a major role in it, man, because I really, truly do feel like, bro, let's be honest, man. Nobody's meant to be that famous. Ooh, that's a good ass thing. Nobody's meant to be that famous. It's the same thing with social media. You're not meant to interact with millions and hundreds of thousands and thousands of people every day. And I just think that there's nobody meant to be that famous. You shouldn't be so famous that you can't even fucking go to the grocery store. You shouldn't be so famous that, you know, you got to put masks on your kids and all that. Like, seriously, what kind of way is that to live? Because when you're rich, right, you're part of the 1%. When you're super famous and rich, what percentage is that? There's only a few people on this planet that can do that. Yeah, that's true. Who wants to live like that? Your kids can never have a normal life. You can never have a normal life. That shit will drive anybody fucking insane. Yeah, that is a good point, especially if you do it as a kid before you know who you are. Come on. I mean, listen, man, it's just hard, you know what I mean? So my heart does go out to earth in that aspect. I got empathy for her. Is she connected to white women? Gorilla glue. It's gorilla glue. Gorilla glue is what had me connected to white women. Can you explain this gorilla glue scenario, man? What happened, bro? I'm not sure, but I will give what a fucking idiot to the people who are telling that young lady a suit. To suit gorilla glue? They're telling her to suit gorilla glue. I think I read some tweet where, man, where's that tweet at, Taylor? What happened? This young lady put gorilla glue in her hair. Okay. Because she was trying to keep her fucking head out. Explain it, Taylor. You're a black woman. Okay, so basically she got confused. She thought that her spraying her hair where gorilla glue will be the same as her spraying her hair with the regular hair stuff. And honestly, I don't feel any sympathy for her because now I'm thinking about it. Gorilla glue is nowhere in the hair store. How do you even get that confused? She went to home detail. Exactly. You know, she went to CVS and wanted to be in there. And I feel like what's funny is she probably sprayed that on her and a couple, like the next day, she's like, oh shit, my hair's still laid and shit. Probably hype is hell knowing damn well that it's still fucked up. Like it's actually fucked up. And that's why I say it's crazy for people to be telling her to sue. Like I saw somebody say something about gorilla glue. Black women use hair glue, right? And the person in the tweet emphasized this. He was like black women use. But no, he put hair glue, right? But that right there makes everything you're saying null and void because gorilla glue is not hair glue. Gorilla glue is not in the hair stores. Gorilla glue is not on the hair out. There's no reason to be putting gorilla glue in your fucking hair. No, but what do gorillas got to do with glue? I think that's what we need to be asking. Why do gorillas have anything to do with glue? It's the alliteration, bro. That's all it is. People love alliteration, bro. But show me there is a gorilla gel. No, it's not. It's called gorilla snot. No, well, when I looked it up, it said gorilla gel and it looked like the same type of. It doesn't. It's too totally packaging. Stop. You say anything, Taylor. Oh my gosh. Gorilla is called gorilla snot for hair. Gorilla snot gel. It's in orange too, right? You said what? Which one are you looking at? Because I looked it up yesterday. No, you did. You googled gorilla snot gel. And the first thing that came up was the gorilla glue clear spray adhesive that she shouldn't have been using. And that's what you were looking at. That's the orange. No, not OK. Well, this one's yellow, my bad. But and there's a gorilla on it. I'm listening to it. What? I'm going to send you to what I'm looking at. What gorilla? Gorilla snot. I'm going to put it in the chat. It's really not. The gorilla snot gel bottle is yellow. It's shaped like a fucking like a banana. Yeah, that's not the same. But she probably thought it was because it's two gorillas. That's all. No. That should have been similar, bro. That should have been similar, bro. No, it's not. But it literally didn't. She should sue, bro. I hate to be the only one defending black women on this show, but she got a sue, bro. I hate once again. Here I am. The only one defending black queens on this whole program, but she got a sue, bro. That black queen got her wig snatched by gorilla glue when she was just trying to gorilla snot. It's a foolish lawsuit. And she's 40 years old. She's not some young girl. She's 42. She's 42? No, I said no. Oh, she's 40. She's 40 years old. She should know better. Hair is no joke. Black women don't play about their hair. She should not be experimenting at this time in her life. She just shouldn't, bro. I'm sorry. But salute to Jessica Brown. We wish you the best. We hope that you know. So what happened? She had to shave it off. I don't know what the hell. She was able to cut the ponytail off, but I don't know if she shaved it off, but she raised 13,000. For what? Like what do you do in that? She says she, there's no description, but it said, she says she's going to eat it for her medical bills. Yes. Medical bills. Shout to her, man. No, salute to her. I do. I do. I do truly wish her the best. All right. Let's stop and pay some bills. Just a trying to improve your diet in the new year. I know I am. I know I am because last year during the pandemic, I did my diet that Dr. Natasha Sandy puts me on. And you know, I got down to 170, which is my weight. I got on the scale the other day and I was at 187 and I do not want to be at 187. Okay. So a good place for me to start is just egg. Just eggs, crumbles, cooks and tastes just like the eggs you're used to, but it's made from plants. Okay. Just egg is protein packed, but with less saturated fat and no cholesterol. And that's a big deal. Knowing how much cholesterol is in eggs. If you have two chicken eggs with breakfast, that's already 124% of your recommended cholesterol for the day. The science is pretty clear. Plant based diets can have a dramatic improvement in everything from heart health to life, longevity. Now, would you, would you fuck with the plant based poultry shows? Would you? Of course. You got to do it, man. Absolutely. If it looks like it, it tastes like it and it's better for me. I'm all about it. 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So go get them real quick. But I'll be in Salt Lake City, then Columbus, then Nashville, then Atlanta, then Raleigh, North Carolina, West Palm Beach, Phoenix, Arizona, and then Tampa Bay, Florida. And I start going out on the road in March and it's going to be good to be back. And I'm down here in Florida and I'm going to try to get on stage out here as well because it's been about a year since I did stand up. So I'm excited just to get back into it, man, to start crafting up this special and make something really funny but also really unique. I got some ideas, man. I got some ideas. My church announcements are simple. Go pre-order to Mika Mallory's book, State of Emergency, How to Win in the Country We Built. It'll be out May 11th on Black Privilege. Shaman issues to publish. So go get that. And just continue to check out the podcast on the Black Effect Podcast Network. We really appreciate it. And, you know, show to you out there living reckless in Florida, bro. I saw you in a fucking packed ass club. I already got it, bro. You keep saying that. They got new variants, bro. Nah, I don't believe in that. I don't believe in that, bro. I don't believe in that. I don't. Like, if you ask me if I believe in it, I don't believe in it. I think my antibodies got it. I think my antibodies are nice. I got the one size fits all, dawg. It don't matter. Have you checked to see if you got antibodies? Because you know you can do the antibody test to see if you still got them. Well, I already had Corona, so I figured I got some fucking antibodies out of that shit. Only last three months, they say, though. Well, I got it two months ago, so I'm still out here. That long ago? Yeah, December. So I got December, January, February. So I got a Rockthrough Black History Month with these antibodies. And then come March, you know, then we'll see what we got to do. But I think my antibodies are good. I really do wonder what the fuck Florida and Georgia are doing. They don't care that nobody else is doing it. Son, can I tell you something? They don't care. Everybody here has already had it. When you get here, you go out. You assume you're going to get it, okay? I can't say who might have gotten it or who might not have gotten it. It doesn't matter. But the point is you just go out. Somebody in the crew got it again? No, nobody got it again. That's also a myth. I don't think that you can get it again. But there's, literally, we're out. It is what it is. Everybody gets it. And then you just keep it moving. That's literally how they deal with it here. You just assume you're going to get it. You get it. You deal with it for a week. And then you're back in the game and you are ready to rock and roll. I mean, clubs are open. Restaurants are open. Bars are open. It is life as usual, normal. People shake your hand when they meet you. You know what I mean? Like, it is life before Corona. And they are thriving. Let's open up a club down there, a comedy club called Heard Immunity. I love that. The HI. I love that. When you walk in Corona waves at you, you have like a virus mascot. When you walk in, he's just like, hi. Hi. Everybody comes in. They shake hands. They hug. You let them pass joints around. You know what I mean? Share hoocas. It's just the way to get their herd immunity going. Admit that you miss it. Admit you see it. You're like, man, I want to go out. I'm a recluse, bro. Listen, I'm a homebody. You talk about antibodies. I'm a homebody. You know what I'm saying? I'm a cancer. I like to be home. I don't miss any of this shit. I'm going to be honest with you. The only thing I do miss, honestly, the only thing I do miss is a good comedy show and a good dinner. Like a good, like, you know, I like to have big dinners. You've been to my joints. I like to have big dinners with family and friends. You know what I mean? We sit around, laugh and kick it. Other than that. Bro. Move down here, bro. What are you doing? Just move down here. You got to come down for a month. Come down for a month, see how it feels, and then do more. Simple as that. I'm definitely coming to Miami while you're down there. I'm definitely coming down there. I'm coming down there while you're there. I'm going to come for a weekend or something. I've got to get down. I'm just moving over. I'm in there, brother. When are you moving into the new spot? This weekend. Really? Excited or what? Man, that's such an interesting question. I was telling my wife last night, like this is the first house I ever bought. Prior to, you know, this, I rented a house. You know what I mean? I stayed in apartments my whole life. And then I rented a house. This is the first house I ever bought. And I was even telling my wife like, man, I'm so attached to this house. I wonder if we should have just kept it as a rental property. Right? And I was thinking about, I literally was thinking about this last night. That's why it's so crazy you asked me. It's like we've been living in this house for five years. And this is a house where like memories were actually created. Yeah. My second daughter is five. You know, my third daughter is two. This is, even though we've been here for five years, I can count on like, I think it's been like 16 people that have been to my house over these five years, like literally like 16 people, like, you know, other than like my mom and my dad and her mom and her dad, but like friends, right? And we've got good memories here. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm in the basement right now. We've had some great memories in this basement. We've gotten super fucked up in this basement, playing spades with family. You know what I'm saying? Like, and it's just, you know, we got, like I said, we got good memories here. I've had great conversations in this basement. I've come up with great ideas sitting in the backyard. You know what I mean? Hugging my tree. I'm gonna miss my tree that I hug. You know, I got plenty of them where I'm going, but I'm gonna miss the one I hug. My sacred purpose, Coach Yachty, actually told me to bury some gems in the roots of the tree. So Debbie Brown sent me a bunch of stones to bury there, but yeah, I'm attached to this house because of the memories. You know what I mean? Yeah. My ghost will be, I'm not saying my ghost will live here. I'm saying there is a ghost of me that's here. You know, you ever watched those movies and they show like a scene where like things are growing up, but they show like Christmases and, you know, Thanksgiving and first time kids rode bikes. Like a lot of that happened here. Yeah. I'm gonna always have a lot of memories here. So, but yeah, I'm very excited to go create new memories at the new spot, but I am attached to this. You sold the house already? The house is sold, baby. Jersey real estate market is hot. Boomin. Boomin. Boomin. I mean, I did mad renovations when I moved in because this basement wasn't done at all. It was just all slabs and shit. So I turned half of it into like the bar, black privilege lounge area. Can we see? And then the other side is the gym. Oh. You know what I mean? And then outside I put the pergola. Yeah, you got that pergola, bro. Pergola outside. So yeah, I did a lot of different renovations to this crib. So, you know, it was prime real estate when it went on the market. But yes, it sold. You got a unique ability to manage to cut half your face off every single time you look into the camera, bro. It's impressive, bro. It's honestly impressive, bro. I've been picturing this shit throughout the whole episode. I only want you to see half of me, bro. What's wrong with just seeing half of me, bro? There we go. They say that, sorry to interrupt, but they say that moving is one of the most stressful things to people. Now, you're not stressed at all by this? Um, I was because I thought I sold the crib too fast because the new house, the renovations aren't done yet. And, you know, the contractor was off on the time. And so, like, you know, my wife is getting a lot of renovations done, so I was stressed because I was like, damn, we shouldn't have sold this house because I thought I was going to have to rent a house to live in. But nah, we just going to live through renovations. We just going to thug it out. I love it. Because, you know, the house is pretty spacious. Okay. Okay. What area? The section of the house they're working on. It's a lot more house to live in. That's all you know. Can you tell me the area? What do you mean? Where you're living? Like, is it in Jersey? Can you... Nah, nah. Because you can't have what you holding in your hand in Jersey. You know what I'm saying? You can only have handguns. Oh. I can have that AK-47. Bro. You know what I'm saying? In Florida, bro. Let me just show you how to cock this shit. In Florida, bro, you can do whatever you want. If you accidentally shoot Alex, that shit will be so stupid. Say what? If you accidentally shoot Alex, that'll be so stupid. Nah, dude. I can't shoot Alex. My God. Oh, that shit's real? Yeah. The 24 karat gold AK-47, bro. What do you fucking think? You think I'm going to have a fake AK-47 on the podcast? You know what I mean? Damn. So I had to come out here and flex in Florida with my peoples. You know what I mean? Let's do some shit you won't care about next week. What? Yo, your boy Trump about to get impeached. Man, I believe it when I see it. Nah? I haven't been following. I believe it when I see it. I can give a flying fuck about politics, bro. I'm in Florida, dude. In Florida, people care. That's the home of politics. Say what? Florida is the politics capital of the world. No, bro. This is the home of Andrew Gillum and Motel Methods. Big AG. Big AG. Bottom podcast this week. Say what? I did Andrew's podcast this week. Make sure y'all check that out. Oh, shit. Did you ask him about the event? That ain't none of my business. That's not what I was on that podcast for. What were you on the podcast for? We were talking about a bunch of different stuff. You know what I mean? Talking about anxiety and depression and talking about politics and creating a black political culture. That's all. You should read Andrew's story in GQ because it's a very interesting story. It goes back to what we were talking about. What were you talking about, you know? Is GQ short for LG Beak? He falls into that category? Oh, that's right. He said he's bi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He definitely falls into that category. He falls into that category. Respect. Respect, bro. It's a very interesting because you realize, imagine, you're getting the way you need to be. Right, Schultz? You're growing as a personality, as a comedian, everything. And let's just say right before you're about to do that one monumental thing that gets you where you want to be. In his case, it was Governor of Florida. It doesn't happen. You buy this much, like literally this much. You lose 30 something thousand votes, whatever, whatever. Then you went to a spiral. Thank God, though, real talk because Florida would be closed if Andrew Gillum was a governor. I doubt it. Bro, be honest. You think so? It's Democrat leadership, man. They're going to close it all down, man. That's what it is. What else is closed? New York. New York ain't closed. New York just dead. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. No, no, no. It's over, bro. You can't backtrack, bro. You already said it. You said New York is the Bill Belichick of fucking cities, bro. That's what you said. You said we once thought the fucking city was great and then we found out that it was fucking not. It was overrated and overhiked. Maybe we found that out by coming down to Florida, my friend. By the way, like millions of other New Yorkers had. Noriega is like, welcome to the party. Fat Joe is like, welcome to the party, fucking Andrew. Fuck is wrong with you. Cold ass winners. Because if people didn't think Northwest painted that goddamn picture. She ain't paint that picture. Come on, bro. Y'all be hating. Why y'all hate so much? I mean, did she paint it? I don't really care. I don't know. I have no idea. I don't see why somebody would lie about that. Kim also just put a video up of her showing what she did when she was one years old to one of her designer bags. What? Hey, what? You have to go on YouTube. Kim put up a picture or video of North doing art on her designer bag and she like painted all over it. Yo, yo, yo, Taylor. You don't got to double down on shit we don't care about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is shit we won't care about next week. We don't really give a fuck. Yo, yo, Taylor, it's always been. Northwest painted the paint and the not. I will say this. This is one thing I do give a fuck about because it's just more proof how dangerous the goddamn in and that is how to fuck not even the internet. The media period. How does the sentinel wake up one morning and run a story saying that Lauren London is pregnant. That's a fucking established newspaper in LA. And so that shit becomes a super trending topic all over social media only for Lauren London to say what the fuck is wrong with y'all. Like, where does this where do people pull this type of shit out of thin air? Well, I've got a rumor. What's the rumor? Pull out of thin air. Talk to me. Word on the streets is Chappelle's getting the rights to his show back from Comedy Central. That's the word on the streets. But you thought you thought he wasn't. Well, I think that. Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. Listen, say something. Yeah. That's Dave motherfucking Chappelle. That's true. That's true. Like, in this climate, the last thing they want is smoke with Dave motherfucking ship. That's that's also a very good point. And Dave has reached the level of folk. Here on this folk lore. Like he's like a mythical figure. You don't want to know. You don't want no problems with that. Like you don't. You don't want to be the guy that's holding on to the Chappelle show. You don't want to be that person. You don't want to be the person that Dave Chappelle is getting on stage going at night after night. Like, give him the right to the show back. Who gives a shit? Yeah. Yeah. You're right. You're right. You know what I mean? Did you just lose my video? That's a battery exhaust. Damn. You don't. You don't want to be the guy that's that's holding on to the Chappelle show. You don't want to be that person. You don't want to be the person that Dave Chappelle is getting on stage. You're right. And listen. Dave said it himself. He said, um, It's crooked. It's business. Yeah. But is it right? It just depends how you look at it. I look at it as it's business. And I think what Dave is doing is business. He's got leverage because he's Dave motherfucking Chappelle. Yeah. Dave Chappelle. You know, I do. I do. I wish he'd tell us more of the story though. Yeah. Nah, I hear you. I would, I would like him to tell us more of the story. Tell us how that happened. Tell us how he, you know, ended up in that position to begin with. You know. Yeah. I agree with you. That'd be, that'd be nice to know. But it was a really impressive chess move that he played. He basically made the show unsellable. Yeah. I just wish Dave would tell, you know, the full story. Like, you know, give us some details on how you ended up, you know, in that situation to begin with, you know, I'm not, I'm not sure the full story of the business is being told. But you know, other than that, I wouldn't even call it a chess move. It's just Dave Chappelle being in a position of power. You know what I mean? Leveraging his cultural cashing to get back something he wants. Yeah. I'm just saying the chess move is like by making the show radioactive, nobody will want to buy it, right? Because he will, he'll make those networks look so awful to the people that the networks want to support. And by doing that, if you can't sell a show, you might as well just give back the assets. Like a show is only valuable if you could sell it. You know what I mean? Yeah. If I can't air it, what's the point? If I'm, if I'm Viacom and, you know, Netflix says, look, man, we're not running this shit because Dave don't want us to. If HBO Max says we're not running this shit because Dave don't want us to, what do you do? Let it sit in the vault? Yeah. Do you want to make some of that licensing money? The only way to make some of that licensing money is to give Dave back the rights to the show or structure the contract the way it's more in Dave's favor. Who the fuck knows? You know what I mean? Yeah, man. He fucking did it. But I'm not mad at it. You know, I've seen, I've seen this happen before. You know, like, like Jay-Z used his leverage once to get his masters back. Really? You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. When he became president of the Def Jam, I don't remember the whole story in detail, but I mean, that's what you do. You grow, you evolve, and you put yourself in a position of power to right a lot of the wrongs that you made when you was younger. The game is about. I think it's going anyway. That's my personal take on it. Yeah. What else we got? Aunt Jamama finally has a new name. I don't give a fuck. Pearl Milling Company. So if you're going to the store looking for Aunt Jamama Serp, that ain't happening no more. What else? Oh, Van Jones. Did you see Van Jones on the view? No. Oh yeah, he got Sonny and Anna, and Anna, they jumped on his ass. They did Van. They jumped all over Van. For what? For doing shit like taking selfies with Candace Owens for, they called him a political opportunist. They said, Sonny told him that a lot of black people don't trust him. Really? Yeah. And I mean, two things can be true, right? I mean, listen, I wouldn't call Van Jones a political opportunist. I would call Van, because all politicians are opportunists. Well, Van's not a politician. He's not even a politician, but that's what I mean. When you say political opportunists, it's like everybody in politics is opportunists. That's just the nature of the game. Right. I would say Van Jones is a political dick writer. Ooh. And the problem with. Big shot. No, no, no. That's not a shot. It's just a way of phrasing something because. He's willing. To. Ride. Ever in power dick to get something done. You know, and by the way, when I call it dick riding, I'm just using that as as hood slang. Usually. You know, we say somebody's dick riding when they're showing a lot of love to someone. If it's a guy showing a lot of love to a person. They'll be like, yo, stop dick riding. You know what I mean? Or stop ass kissing. Question. If you're riding the dick. You're the top. No. You're on top. Yeah. But if you're riding that dick. It means the dick is in you. It's in you, but you're still on top. The power bottom. You're a power bottom. Yeah. The power bottom. Good point. Good point. Okay. So back to Van. No, just just with Van. It's just like, you know. Dick riding will never be a respectable form of reputation. And when people don't understand what it is you're doing, like, yes, Van gets a lot of people out of prison. You know, Van has gotten prisons. Van has helped. He's helped to get a lot of people out of prison. He's helped to get a lot of prisons, you know, closed down. He does great work. And he's willing to cozy up with whoever's in power to get the work done. Whether it's Democrat or Republican. He's been doing it for the past couple of decades. So, you know, people may not agree with his methods. You know what I mean? What is he doing now, though, that people are so upset about? I think I think it's that though, just the fact that he cozied up to the Trump administration. You know what I mean? It was like, people were saying things like you didn't have to be all in the White House smiling, showing your teeth. When the reality is, look, man, if this is something that you've been fighting for, you probably, you smile, you know, once that first step back is done, you know what it is. So I can't, I can't judge that man because I'm not doing the work that he's doing. You know what I mean? That man, Van Jones, actually, he does get a lot of shit done with the help of Reform Alliance and the help of other grassroots organizations. He does get things done. But I do think two things can be true. I think that he can do great work. But people can also look at him and say, Hey, bro, you're doing too much skinning and grinning, man. You don't got to do all that just to get something done. What is the negative side of doing the skinning and grinning if it gets the thing done? I don't think that the only negative side is all on Van. You understand what I'm saying? Meaning like the positive helps so many other people. Meaning the positive helps people get out of prison. Positive helps those families to be reunited. The negative is Van got to eat that criticism. And honestly, man, if Van, if Van really cares about, you know, prison reform and getting people out of jail the way I think he does, that's just a small price to pay. Yeah. Because if you really care about prison reform, you're not going to stop caring about it because the opposition is in office. You got to care about that every single day. So you got to work with whoever's there. I mean, that's what politics is. That's the point of this game is work with whoever's there. This idea where you just go by humbug and then like cross your arms and refuse to talk to the people on the other side. That's not politics. That's not democracy. I will say I can see how people feel about the Trump shit, though, only because, you know, there's never a reason to normalize anything the Trump administration was doing because what the Trump administration was doing was just simply not normal. But he didn't have it. Sometimes you normalize it when you get on TV and you say things like, in that moment, Donald Trump became president. Like, you know, all that's debatable. I personally don't think he had to do all of that. I don't think he should have normalized Trump in that way. But once again, it's hard to criticize Van Jones because Van Jones is out there doing the work. You know what I'm saying? And listen, most motherfuckers that are really passionate about something, they don't care how they look to other people as long as they get shit done. They just don't give a fuck. They're not doing it for the optics. They doing that shit because they really, really want to get shit done. That's the point. Van Jones, he did grow Donald Trump. He gone dick ride Joe Biden. Wasn't there a song called Dick Ride in Obama? No. I never heard of it. Yes, it was. Wasn't there a song that went viral called Dick Ride in Obama? No. I mean, maybe. Who was it by? Yeah. That's the fucking boondocks. I'm tripping. Yes. The boondocks. The boondocks did a song called Dick Ride in Obama. It was from an episode of the boondocks. I think, actually, will I am? Will I am? Actually wrote it. I believe. Don't quote me on that. How does it go? Dick Ride in Obama was a song in the boondocks. People dick ride presidents, bro. The fucking president. But how does it go? What's the song? Let me see if I can pull it up here. It's on YouTube, guys. Well, we'll get flagged. You can always start it. You said what? We're going to get flagged if we bring it up. Really? Yeah. It's only a minute and 12 seconds long. I think it only takes a few seconds before they flag it. YouTube's on that ass. Let me see if I can find the lyrics. Dick Ride in Obama. Man, you got to watch the boondocks. That was you and your wife you need to sit down and watch them. Really? Over the Britney shit? Yes. Dick Ride in Obama. Yeah. Will I am in Thug Nificent? Let me see if I can find the fucking lyrics. Got up this morning, things were working right. I said I want to make a change. I said I want to fight. Obama walked up and said, yes, we can. I said I want to write your nuts because I think you're the man. Now I'm dick riding. Obama, Obama. Now I'm dick riding. Obama, Obama. Now I'm dick riding. Obama, Obama. Now I'm dick riding. Obama, Obama. That's the fucking joint. That shit used to slap, bro. Nah, that's fire right there. That shit used to fucking slap. Fire, bro. One of the stories I don't think Van Jones is a political opportunist. I just think he's a political dick writer. And it's fine. You know what I'm saying? He's willing to do that. Let him be willing to do that. Let him be willing to do that. They get motherfuckers out of prison. But they don't have to ride dick for real. Now tell her. Give her some fucking asking idiots. Wait, you're not done. You don't want to go more into like... Taylor. Taylor. Taylor. Give us some asking idiots right now, please. I was just going to say y'all want to talk about the weekend performing at the Super Bowl? No. No? I didn't even watch it. You didn't watch the Super Bowl at all? I watched the Super Bowl. I was barely watching fucking... I was watching the Super Bowl. I was watching the weekend. And then that bow wow wants to become a wrestler? Taylor. Shit. We don't care about next week. Okay. Fine. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Taylor's just trying to stall. Taylor's going to have some stall. I do have some. Hold on. I'm waiting. Wait. Wait. Because it's in the story. Okay. Ready? This is from T.J. Bottle Pockets. Do y'all think the vaccine is going to be a social VIP pass for private events? Man, get them antibodies and grow up. That's all I got to say. Get some antibodies and grow up like the rest of us out here. Slanging antibodies like it's nothing. I don't think it's going to be no fucking whatever you said for VIP events. VIP events don't pay the fucking bills. What pays the bills is regular everyday motherfucking people. They want that vaccine in everybody so they can get the world somewhat back to normal. That's just ain't going to be for no VIP people. Hell no. It's not going to be strictly for VIP people. Why do you think that? Who ever think that is? I don't know. I mean, you know why though? Because one artist said that he wants listeners to get fascinated when attending his concert. Once things open up. I look at who it was. Tell him a grow up too. Next question. R underscore Maya 97 wants to know who has a shot of beating Joe Biden in the next presidential election. Joe Biden. Jeff Bezos. Mother nature. Father time. Yo, that's facts. Grim Reaper. Yeah. Now that's true. The new strain. What do you call it? The new variant? The new COVID variant? Biden's only doing one term, yo. You think he'll do the full term? I don't think he's getting through the full term. I'll take bets on that. Now that is a bet I'll take. I'll take. Two years. I don't think he's doing the full term. Two years tops. I mean two years tops. I can see him getting things in order. I can see them maintaining control of the Senate in the house. And then him passing the buck. You know what I'm saying? Passing it on to the MVP. Okay. Adam Vice President. Okay. I can see that. Kamala. I don't see him doing four years. It's something about Joe Biden that really feels very placeholderist, bro. I can't quite put my finger on it. Like it feels very like temp job-ish. Yeah. It don't feel like prominent President Tate. Yeah. I agree with you, man. I think he's out of here. A couple of years. And then Kamalita is going to take over. Okay. Let's give us a couple more. So. Okay. A lifestyle on this ground. Mike wants to know what's something you want to see change in the podcast space? Something I want to see change in the podcast space podcast behind paywalls. Oh, podcast behind paywalls. I just don't I don't think they work. We've seen it before. We saw it when a couple of a few years ago when brilliant idiots was being courted by a lot of companies that didn't work. You know what I'm saying? Quite a few companies were grabbing up podcasts and putting podcasts behind the paywalls and you lose listenership because to me when you put your podcast behind a paywall it's like and I don't know anybody who does it, but it's like it's like satellite radio. Satellite radio is cool and it has impact but it'll never catch up to terrestrial radio. You know what I mean? I think it's it's something about the podcast. It's something about this content being free for people. You know what I mean? And by the way, it's not free. We like we invest in this and advertisers invest in us. So being that the advertisers invest in us, we're able to give the content to the people, you know, for free. So yeah, I would like to see less podcast behind the paywall only because I think it's really it really stifles the growth of a lot of podcasts. I've seen a lot of podcasts go behind a paywall and lose a lot of listenership and I just don't think you know, this is something folks should be paying for. I think this is this is a great form of entertainment that you should be given to the people for free. I think so. What was the question again? What's something we want to see change in the podcast? Oh, some of you want to see change in the podcast. I don't agree with everything Charlotte said. Obviously, I have a very successful Patreon, but we do that not exclusively behind the paywall. Oh, that's what you meant exclusively. Yes, I would never go exclusively. I think you go exclusively you remove yourself from the cultural conversation. And that's what I care about is being part of the conversation to dictate the conversation. So like I wouldn't I wouldn't remove that connectivity to the to the people. Absolutely not. But I because because luminary luminary and endeavour that shit didn't work. Yeah, man. I mean, I knew that shit wasn't going to work. And that's what I was very against doing that. You definitely said that you was like not not going exclusively behind the paywall. Now you give people additional content like you do because you on Patreon how long you know Patreon like four years? Yeah, man. Yeah, we've been on I don't know how long with two years or something like that. Maybe a year or something like that. Like what? The numbers are public, right? Yeah, public. Yeah, we got a bringing like 90 a month. Right. Yeah, yeah. We got over a million dollar Patreon, man. I think we're number. I think now we're number five in the world for Patreon. Wow. Top five biggest patrons in the whole world. So it's we've had an amazing amazing success with it. I think people should absolutely. I think you do it alongside your free episode. Yes. So that you could maintain. And you don't O.D. Yes. You don't O.D. You give them, y'all give y'all give a episode of Flavor and then y'all give the uncensored episode on Patreon two a week. Yeah. Good. You keep people, you know, coming back, coming back, coming back, coming back. Hungry. It's a taste. It's a taste. It's a taste. It's a taste like y'all like this. Come over here I just don't think a podcast should be exclusively behind the paywall. If you're doing extra content, great. You know what I mean? Fine. Charge for it. But to exclusively be behind the paywall, like Luminary and the Devil was doing. And I don't know if they're still doing that, but at the time they were. Nah. They'll be out of business soon. Yeah. Nah, that's no point. I don't think that's cool. I don't think that's cool. You got one more, Taylor. Give us one more quick one. Um, am J.D. K.D. R. I want to know whether to be hated for the right reasons or liked for the wrong reasons. For the right reasons. 100%. Aided for the right reasons. I have no problem being hated for anything I've ever been hated for. Because, you know, life is a process and you grow and you learn and you evolve and you go make mistakes. If you ain't making no mistakes, you ain't trying shit. You know what I'm saying? If you're not, if you're not, if you're not bumping your head every now and then, like you really not, really, you're not rolling the dice the way that you should. Like all of this shit is a gamble. Everything we fucking do every day is a goddamn gamble. And sometimes you're going to win and sometimes you're going to lose. So, I would much rather be hated for the right reasons than liked for the wrong reasons. Because motherfuckers that be liked, like really, really liked, they're probably lying to you, bro. They're probably telling you everything that you want to hear, how you want to hear it, just because they want that, that amen corner. And you know, I tell you a million times, if you live for the cheers, you're going to die by the booze. And boy, if I gave a fuck about those booze, I'd be dead a long motherfucking time ago. Okay. Also, like, when you, what was the, what was the initial thing? When you're basically hated for something that is the right reason, often history plays out to where you're loved for that exact thing you're hated for. You know, there's a lot of people who hated Martin Luther King for what he stood up for, right? And now he's a beloved figure in not only American culture, but just globally. He's someone who's admired. So, if you stand up for what you believe is the right thing, you're going to get hate for that. But eventually, that hate is going to turn to admiration. So, I would always say that, hated for the right reasons. Martin Luther King Jr. died with a 25% disapproval rate. Wow. I mean, that means he had a 75% disapproval rate. Think about that. Martin Luther King Jr. asked your dad, Andrew, when Muhammad Ali was alive, they didn't love Muhammad Ali. Yep. You know what I mean? But guess what? He was hated for all the right reasons. And history is always kind to those kind of people. Facts. Always. Facts. All right. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. I think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit. You're right, too. It's the Breweren Idiot podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace. All right, guys. Hold on.