 Soon, soon that's junk. Alright everybody, we're switching games once again. Thank you for watching this Let's Play. I am once again about halfway through a bottle of, this time we're going back to Telemortu And we're going to play Legend of Zelda linked in the past. Well, for one thing, uploading Super Mario World stuff tends to piss off Nintendo. We don't care about any of the story, because the story doesn't really make sense. Whoops, I did not mean to do that. Let's go with the open thing, and yeah, Nintendo doesn't like when you upload anything to do with Mario. At least it doesn't like it when I do it. But Zelda, it seems to be okay, so let's get started here. With young Link, apparently this takes place a hundred years before the original Legend of Zelda game. So this isn't, I don't follow the story here. One thing, the only thing I understand is that Hyrule is having some sort of problem with earthquakes and storms and all this bad shit happening. And then the wizard Agonim, Agonim, Agonim, Agonim, Agonim decided to, you know, he volunteered his services to make all this stuff stop. And of course it turns out he was the guy causing the problems in the first place. So he got into the king's favor and stuff escalated from there and his real plan was to summon Ganon so he can come back to the light world and, yeah, go fuck yourself. So he can come back to the light world. What I don't get are a lot of the motivations involved here. Why does the uncle feel compelled to go help Zelda and why, like, are these the same Link and Zelda from the Legend of Zelda? And then there's this, like, oh, he's apparently, like, wounded or something. Yes, yes, yes, Zelda is your what, my sister? Is he dead? Shouldn't I, like, carry his body back and get him out of here? Am I going to leave his corpse in a castle basement? Are you kidding me? That doesn't seem sanitary or ethical or anything. But yeah, this is, I was never all that into Legend of Zelda back in the day to be honest with you. For one thing, as many of you know, I did not have an NES. I grew up with a Super Nintendo. The first console I had was Atari 2600 that belonged to my older sister. And we made the jump from there to a Super Nintendo. I did not own this game as a kid. I bought this game on eBay, complete in the box. I had, I actually googled, I keep all my eBay confirmation receipt purchases, whatever you want to call them. I bought it for $21 complete in the box on an auction back in 2005. So I've owned this for 12 years. I guess I got pretty lucky. I actually paid almost as much several years later for the guidebook. And if you like Zelda and you don't have the guidebook for Link to the Past, you are missing out. It's 168 pages and there's no ads. It's not like a Nintendo power kind of a thing. God, I am being, doing terrible here. I am not being patient and I'm being very, oh yeah, that's right. This beginning part is super forgiving. You don't need to, it doesn't matter if you get hit. You just keep going and there's going to be hearts somewhere. It's um, no, it's 168 pages and there's no ads at all. It's just solid substance. It's just all like, it tries to explain like how the games connect. I love this. Knocking him off, that's so cool. You can do the same thing with this guy. Maybe yeah. Sweet. Um, there we go. Oh, no hearts here. But yeah. Now I've played, I may not have really grown up, oh that was pathetic. I should probably, uh, I should probably eat some breadsticks or something and settle down. That was really bad. Um, no, it's 168 pages. No advertisements. You know how you look through an old Nintendo power, like half the charm is like looking through the ads, like the crazy amount of advertisements for games, for other stuff, for like Strydex pads and stuff like that. Um, isn't it kind of cowardly to just go from behind, sneak up from behind? Alright, I got lost in what I was saying. Do I want to go this way? Where do I go again? I can't remember. What's over here? Did I just come from this way? I think, yeah, I just came from this way. I am, you're going to have to bear with me because I'm pretty drunk and rambly. And I just came from up there. This goes to the same screen, right? Okay, this goes, I don't know this game's second hand like many of you out there do, so you're probably laughing your ass off like this dude does not know what he's doing. I just lost track of what I was doing because I have the guidebook in front of me and I keep a, what is this here for anyway? Is this when you get out of here? Yeah, and you jump down there. Okay. I literally have not touched this game in about two, three years. Haven't even thought about it until like I want to do another first party Nintendo game for an LP and I don't want it to be Mario. So let's do Link to the Past. Anyway, yeah, I paid just as much for the guidebook as I did for the game complete in the box. It was something like 20 bucks. And it's so worth it because it's all like, lots of little touches and Nintendo did such a good job with the guidebooks back then because they were so, they added so much to the game. Now I have two items. I have the Lantern and the Boomerang and the Boomerang is like overpowered as fuck at this part of the game because you get to freeze people in their, right in their tracks and then you take them out with the sword. As if this wasn't forgiving enough with all the hearts and stuff. I guess they want you to get off on the, start off on the right foot. But yeah, freeze them, go like that, take them out. I think this works on this guy too, yep, but whoa, that was too close. Whoops. Oh, lovely. Now I get to deal with this absolutely lovely beeping sound. Well they take this guy out. Shit, that does not last long, does it? Fuck it, just keep hitting him with the sword. It'll work eventually, right? Shit. Ba-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da. Okay, big key and what's up Zelda? The wizard is controlling the soldiers at the castle, yeah, so he's finally like, I did not mean to do that. Dammit. All right, these should hopefully be hearts so I can make this beeping stop. Whoops, sorry about that, there was a disturbance over here and the dogs were going insane. I forgot I left them outside. It's a nice day here in Albuquerque. It's always a nice day in Albuquerque. It's like one of the nice things about living here as a person that comes from St. Paul, Minnesota. It's living in Albuquerque, like weather's like not a thing. The only weather we get here is like wind, like it'll be windy but it's blue sky, sunshine, it rains like once a month and when it does rain it's really pleasant, like it's needed, it's refreshing. As opposed to Minnesota where when it's February, as my friend once described, you want to slice your hand open just so you can see some goddamn color and that's what Minnesota winters will do to you, especially once you come around to February, holy shit. It's like, you've already endured three months, at least three months of winter at that point so look at this idiot, you didn't see me, are you kidding me? How did you become a soldier? Or a knight I guess? It wasn't for your peripheral vision. I guess I don't administer fricking vision tests. Look at that, you didn't see me, really? Oh I better face this wall and look around because that's where he could be hiding. That's where any potential enemy could be hiding. I just came from this way, didn't I? No, I didn't. See, I'm so, this is the problem with playing these games after you've had several drinks is my sense of direction is so bad and I get lost so easily. But I suppose it's better that I play this than, you know, try and drive somewhere, right? Do not ever drive drunk. Please don't ever do that, you'll disappoint everybody. And you don't want to disappoint anybody, do you? Anyway, yeah, here we go. We have made our way through the castle with Zelda behind us. At this point we want to switch to the lantern because we can't see shit. I don't know how Link is emitting light at this point. Does he have a LED flashlight like around his neck or something? But that's one thing that I was talking about the guide earlier and it offers so much like insight to every little thing about this game from the weapons to each enemy to each boss to the background to the story. It even tries, bless his heart, it tries to connect to this with the other two Zelda games for NES. It doesn't really make a whole lot of sense and it leaves a lot to your imagination. And there's a lot of stuff like, you know, this, this, like, how the story of Ganon Rose of Power remains unknown. Like there's a lot of that. Oh, okay. Well, you tried. Actually, you didn't try, but you at least thought to mention it. So thank you for that. Anyway, yeah, there's a lot of original artwork. There's a lot of stuff about Hyrule that's very, you know, if you're into this world, if you're into this game, if you're a Zelda fan, it's well, I don't know how much the guide is going for now. It's probably around 40 bucks, but it's almost twice the size of the, boy, these are some clean sewers besides the rats. But look at that water. You can see through the bottom. Everybody has crystal piss in Hyrule. But yeah, the Earthbound and I have a lot of guides. I don't have all of them. I wish I did. But the guides for Chrono Trigger and Earthbound are like half the size of the, let's see if I can hit a rat with this. There we go. That's a satisfying sound. Yeah, the book is like more than half, not more than, but about half twice the size of the Chrono Trigger and Earthbound guides. I have those. I have the Street Fighter II guide, which is surprisingly huge. I'm not sure why. I haven't spent a lot of time looking at that one. I have the Super Mario All-Stars guide. What else do I have? I have the Super NES like general, like right after the system came out. I did a video on that one like a long time ago. But there's that, there's what else do I have? I have an unofficial, not unofficial, but it's not Nintendo license. It's not a power player's guide, but it's from a different company entirely for Secret of Mana. That one is really cool. The only downside of that one is that it's, most of the pages are in black and white. But it does have maps. It has a ton of information on each weapon. It has hit points for each boss, like that sort of stuff, which is really excellent to have. And that's all, that one's also huge. That one's like 200 pages, which is crazy. 200 pages on Secret of Mana. But what other ones do I have? I'm gonna turn. Oh, and of course there's Super Metroid. That's a, that's another guide that's like if you're into Super Metroid, if you like the Metroid universe, if you like that game, that is well worth picking up. That's the wrong one, of course it is. Of course I would not remember which one is the right one. I don't even care because I can get money and hearts from these guys, so whatever. Let's open the right one. But yeah, it was never all that into Zelda to be honest with you. I did not. Oh, abrupt music change here. Are you drunk? Must not let the blah, blah, blah fall into the evil blah blip blip blip blip blade blah blip blip. Goblin Cook. Oh boy, the Zelda fan boys are gonna have me frickin lynched for saying that. Oh well. It is more than a piece of heart, it is a heart container. You're going to tell me where to go. Oh yeah, that's right. You marked on the map where I'm supposed to go. So here we go. Let's get out of here. Let's go on our big adventure with the rollicking music and there's where we're supposed to go to the left there. That's what makes this game, if you ask me, I like the NES-linked Legend of Zelda. I think it's a better game than this. I know that may not be the most popular opinion, but I like the fact in the original Legend of Zelda that you're kind of left to your own devices to kind of stumble around whereas here the map, really the game is structured to tell you what to do and when to do it. It's not until you get to the dark world where you have the freedom to go wherever you want and do things in whatever order that you want. So that becomes kind of a, I don't know, let's see what the, let's call them the goat say fortune teller and if you don't know what goat say is, please don't ask. If you want to know why it's called the goat say it's fortune teller, look at the sign up here. Look, it's, I mean, it's a way to stay classy, okay? And I don't want to deal with the chickens yet, it's as fun as it is to fuck with the chickens. I don't want to do that yet. There's a time and a place for that. Let's be mature. What's up grandma? How you doing? The elder? Oh, no one has seen him since the wizard of the master sword. Legends of swords of things within the things of evil hearts and sleeping in the forest. No, I don't, but whatever. So you don't know where he is? Well, this is marked on the map, lady. What's in here? Is this the gangster's hideaway? Gangster's paradise? Whatever it's called. Sweet. I'm more interested in this screw, screw the high roll. Let's go down here. Let's, let's try and, let's put my puzzle skills, puzzle, puzzle solving skills to the test and royally fuck this up. Okay, so what are we doing? Let's start with this. Let's get this. Oh shit, that's right. You can't open these from the side. God damn it. I'm only going to get two of these, aren't I? Son of a bitch. Here I am thinking this is like Lufia 2. I'm a dumbass and it's stuck that way the rest of the game, isn't it? There is, I hope you get your entertainment value just from this alone, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, you want some idiot to play this game drunk? Here you go. That's the result. Jesus, I can't, here I am thinking like, oh, I'll get to the side and open it that way. I forgot I was playing Zelda for a second. Son of a bitch. Well, after that embarrassment, let's see how else I can embarrass myself here in Kakariko Village. Why is that still, am I supposed to, I forget what I'm supposed to do. It's, once I get, I remember the dungeons, I don't have, I'm one rupee short of a bottle. That is ridiculous. Once I get to the dungeons, I have a clear idea of what to do. I know exactly where to go and all that sort of stuff, but, oh, I disappointed the sick kid. And now I really feel like shit, because if there's not enough people laughing at me, the sick kid thinks I'm a jerk. What do you think, Ulysses? You think I'm a jerk? No, you said yeah. My dog wandered in here. Hey, there's a bottle in here. I totally forgot about that. Hey, there's a chicken. Thank you, chicken. Aw, now I can't get him. Great, Ulysses. I call him Uly, short for Ulysses. He is a Malamute mix, and he is very sleepy and tired. Here's your bottle, kid. Well, why do you need a bottle to give me your bug catching nut? Anyway. Hey, wait, come back! Not a Jehovah Witness, what are you doing? Ah, chickens. Is this the time and place? Do I want to get destroyed? I love when you open up the charts. Another chicken. I'm easily amused. There's two things. You can't go wrong with chickens and monkeys. And this game has both of them, so that's cool. Although the monkey in Link's Awakening is much cooler. He's much more helpful. All right, chickens, let's do this. No, don't talk to me. I don't care. Oh, that's who you're supposed to talk to, not the lady. I did not know that. Oh, I knew that, but I just fucking forgot, because my memory is shitty. That's right. Okay, this looks really bad. Just slaughtering this fucking poultry. All right. You literally have to hit him about 50 times. At least 50 times. How many times is this? Oh, God, here we go. Now it becomes like, Zelda shoot him up. I'm not doing so well. Oh, shit. They go away eventually, right? Or is it like this until you go into a house? Oh, they went away. Sweet. Wait, I just... I have a few words about your Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Who's this guy again? Is this Bob Ross? He doesn't keep his yard kept. No, it's Mustache Man. The reserve, but it is hard to find. The treasure can turn into... That's not an interesting story. I want my money back. Oh, speaking of money, I can get that bottle from that dude. Since I have exactly 100 rupees. Oh, fuck you, you fucking nark. Here, I want you to come out here and watch me kill the guy you summoned. Slices throat. That's what narks get. Here, let's get this. And then we'll be on our way. Well, let's take it. Take all of my money. For a magic bottle. Not just a bottle, a magic bottle. Uh-huh. Oh, God. I forgot how tedious the beginning of this game is because you can't dash. I like being able to dash everywhere. It sucks not being able to dash. This is the right way to go, right? Okay. Those chickens did a number on me, man. I need hearts. Is there a mod out there? A rom hack out there that turns every night in this game into a chicken? Nope, nothing to do in there. Yuli, you back away. You get away from here. Nobody. Dog is sucking up to me. I think he's annoyed because I'm talking. And I'm not talking to any person in particular, so he might think there's something wrong with me. That is our destination, the Eastern Palace. Way over there. So, let's get a move on. Ugh. Yeah, I've had a rough week, and I haven't been feeling very well. So what better way to cope with that than to drink a lot and play some Zelda? Now, I wanted to stick with a first party Nintendo game, because I don't know. The popular games are easy to LP. I was thinking about, well, what games do I really feel like playing? And I feel like playing Top Gear. But it's like, how exciting is it to watch somebody play a racing game? Like, yup, there's their car, there's the race. Like, that would be the most boring thing imaginable. At least Top Gear's got that kick-ass soundtrack though, so that would be a nice bonus. At least get to rock out to the music. But now that's a terrible choice to LP that game. God, I just want to keep going, and now I have to deal with the damn beeping again. Get away from me. There we go. Oh, thanks for not leaving a heart. Okay, should I take this guy on? No, we got arrow dudes. I'm going to die. This is going to be humiliating and I'm going to die. Oh yeah, paid off. Let's get this guy too. I have to go this way anyway, don't I? I'm an idiot. Hey, you're not allowed to make fun of me if you're out there laughing at me, judging. Like my dog is right now. I mean, I'm just as adept with awareness as these guys are. They shoot an arrow and then they look like they're crossing the street. Where did he go? Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go? Oh, I think the fairy's in here, isn't she? Right the fuck on. Alrighty. Well, at least that takes care of that. Let's keep going up to the eastern palace. But yeah, Nintendo does not like it when you upload anything to do with Mario. They don't really give a shit if it's Zelda. Well, maybe they do. I'm probably jinxing myself. God, these guys do an entire heart of damage. I think maybe I should avoid them. I think Sazaba Zaba Zaba is down here. What's the right way to pronounce his name? Sahasarilla? Sesperilla? Sesafresa? Okay, yeah, or of course. Yeah. Is there a difference? Is there a no option that can be unlocked? Anyway, I don't have any bombs yet. Should I have bombs at this point? Really, you're just going to say the same damn thing? What happens if I say of course? Because that's my response to shit like that. Of course I do. Not yeah. And there we have it. That's where we need to go. And to get to this particular shindig, let's just right up here. These guys take exactly four hits. If I remember correctly, yes they do. And they are very generous with arrows. However, we do not have a bow yet. Hint, hint. What could be the item we get next? I wonder. Let's go down here. That is a dead end. And we're still going to have to fight this guy. Yeah, sure. Why not? I don't think the boomerang works on those things either. Let's just hack and slash this dude to death. For some reason, Link already comes equipped with the ability to carry 20 arrows. I always thought it was kind of interesting. Well, if he can carry arrows, why doesn't he already have the bow? Oh, 25. I think it's 30 actually that he can carry at the beginning. And yeah, so once I get in here, I'm reasonably sure of where to go at this point. So let's just keep this LP going through this castle, and then I'll call it quits after that. Oh, nope, I wasn't smart enough to know that was coming. I think... This is... Yeah, you have to hit the switch, and then you hit the switch up here. But yeah, I did not own this game as a kid. My best friend that lived down the road from me, Dan, was the one that owned this. I think he got it shortly after it came out. And he was always a big Zelda guy. He was the kid in my neighborhood that had the NES. And he had this game. He had Zelda 2 as well. He also interestingly enough, he had the Zelda board game. I don't know if he still has it. We fell out of touch after our family moved. But I wonder what that goes for nowadays, if it's in good condition. Because that was kind of cool. Like it had... I don't ever remember playing it, but I remember coming one of the first times I went to his house. He was like, let's play this. And I'm like, why would we play this when we can play the video game? And he was like, I'm sick of the video game. It's like, all right, fair enough. And we tried it out. I remember it being fun. I don't remember any particulars about the game itself, the board game itself. But it was pretty fun. You're not going to give me another heart. Come on. Anyway. Yeah, I was never... To be honest, I was never really crazy into Zelda. Is there anything down here? Anything at all? Is there any sort of point to this other than to show off the layering technique there? No, I guess not. It's a show-off-y thing that doesn't really have any function. Anyway, it's funny to me. Now that I've been doing this channel for however many years, since I started in the fall of 2013 after I got laid off from my job and I was like, well, I was in between jobs and it's like I need to come up with something to do or I'm going to go insane. So I was always kind of like... Had, you know, an interest in like doing a channel like this where it's... I just wanted more... Is this the... What happens here? Is this where the skeletons come alive? Yes it is. Oh wow, lucky shot there. Now I just wanted to make... You know, there were too many channels out there that were like game grumps that were just like comedy, whatever... stuff and it's just like... I wish there was more stuff that was just like, hey, here's what this game is. Here's how you play it. Here's what you do. Is it any good? Well, it's decent. Well, it's good. Well, it sucks. I just, you know, kind of almost like a Siskel and Ebert. I remember watching Siskel and Ebert as a kid all the time. Not to compare myself to Siskel or Ebert. I mean, Jesus, no. But those guys are real critics and writers. I'm just some guy. But they... Oh, I don't have the key yet. I can't get to this. But no, I wanted something like that. But for video games, like just a very simple like three-minute thing, because that's what they would do on their show. Is this movie any good? Thumbs up, thumbs down. And they would give their reasons and it would only take a few minutes for each movie. They'd cover like four or five movies each half-hour show. Hey, I have bombs now. When did I get bombs? Oh, yeah, that's right. I got bombs at the... at Sassaf Barilla's hideout. Oh, God. Wasn't I supposed to get a key? Oh, I'd open that. Okay. The key is in here, presumably. Um, no, I just... And so I thought I'd start this video. And since I started this video, I... Back then, I started... That's when I... It's like, well, if I want to... If I want to do this, I'm going to have to be honest with each of these games. I'm not going to... I'm not going to just be like... Like, nobody ever lost any money doing nothing but positive reviews. Like, if I just, like, go on here and just go, Oh, it's the best because it's the best and blah, blah, blah. There's enough of that out there. If you... If that's what you're looking for, go someplace else. But it's just funny to me how, you know, I said certain stuff about certain games, like, for example, Secret of Evermore. Let's, uh, get this. Like, Secret of Evermore, like Final Fantasy VI, I did some criticism on that, even though I repeatedly called it a top 10 Super Nintendo game. It's not enough for many people. Nope, it's still... You're not... That's not good enough. Blah, blah, blah. And yet, I still... I criticized this game, too. Link to the past. Nobody really gave a shit. I'm just like, okay, we... Okay, it just didn't get a response. Whereas Final Fantasy VI, people are still go apeshit to this day. I posted that video in, like, November of 2013. I think... Isn't the bow and arrow the only thing that kills this thing? No? Okay. I'm used to using arrows on these guys. Or at least that's what I remember using. I guess, like, six sword strikes. But yeah, people, I still, like, every fucking day, I get a comment on that video, like, Well, actually! It's like, shut the fuck up already. And it's like, well, I guess I should have figured that would be... All right, there we go. Now we've got the big key. Now we can go get the, uh... the bow and arrow. And we can take on the boss, I would think, from there. So, another thing, another reason why I'm doing this game instead of, uh... What was I rambling about? I was rambling about Final Fantasy VI for some reason. I don't know what the hell I was talking about that for, but... Oh! Because I criticize this game, too, and nobody seems to care. So... Oh well. I guess I should consider that a good thing. But, uh, uh-oh. Is this where I'm gonna die? I know I'm gonna die eventually, here. And it's gonna be really humiliating. But, um... No, it's, uh... I forgot I was... I forgot what I was gonna say. Anyway. Yeah, I guess the point is that I always liked the point. I always liked, uh... Link's Awakening is the game, is the Zelda game that stands out to me as something really cool. Yeah, that's right. You can fall down one of these. I think it's the left one. Yes! Okay, now I can fill up my magic bottles. Keep it in a bottle. Oh, I accidentally absorbed that one. Let's go down here. I probably go to the same place, right? Yep. And let's catch another one. Right on. You can stay there by yourself, Fairy. Sorry. I'm gonna kidnap your partner and leave you there by yourself. Oh, well. Alright, let's use the bow and arrow. Um... Yeah, Link's Awakening, I think, is... It's a weird game, first of all, from a story standpoint and from just, like, a lore... from a, uh... Oh, yeah, they can one-shot those guys. That's pretty sweet. Is there anything over here? Oh, there's a key over there. But I guess the game is telling me to go this way first. So, whatever. The game just has a goofy vibe to it. Link's Awakening. Oh, this is just money. Whatever. Um, another shoot-em-up. Top-down shoot-em-up. See if I can avoid getting hit here. See, I can do that while it's super- I'm not super drunk. I'm pretty damn buzzed, though. But, obviously, it's not rambling about 27 different things at once, but... I can do that without getting hit. I can play the chicken game and survive, but I can't fucking find my way out of the Hyrule Castle at the beginning of the game. Get your shit together, SNES drunk. Wow. It actually closes if you hit the switch again? I didn't know that. Alright. Oh, bullshit, I hit him. While he was conscious. Conscience? Con-conscious. Um... Yeah. I prefer Link's Awakening. I like that, uh... I love the structure of the game. I know that, uh... people see linearity as a bad thing. Like, I want to be able to do whatever I want, whenever I want. It's like, you know what, sometimes linearity can be a good thing in a game like this. If it's done well. And it was done well in Link's Awakening, in my opinion. So... This game is a little... I think it's done well, but it's a little too linear. The thing I like about this game the best is the sound design, the music, the look. The same thing, it's got the same sort of thing as Secret of Mana, in my opinion. It's on that same kind of level as, uh... Um... That's the big appeal of Secret of Mana. The problem is that I think it has aged better than Secret of Mana, because Secret of Mana has that backwards magic system that pauses the game and the way you, uh... The way you level up your magic. Okay, here we go, boss fight. Super serious music. Oh my god. Alright, here we go. You just pound the shit out of these guys with arrows, basically. And you have 24 of them, now 23 of them. 22, so you just... Try not to get hit as egregiously as I have been getting hit so far. And then they conveniently line up, like, hey, come hit us. And their shields don't work at all. I think you can hit these guys with your swinging sword technique, but it takes too long and you risk yourself getting hit. And once we get down to just one, we get this guy trying to spike me. Sit on me like a big fat ass. Oop. Let's see if I can pull this off. Anyway, I was rambling about Secret of Mana, but, uh, yeah. Let's see if I can catch it. Catch the pendant. Don't let it break. Caught it. Shoe string catch. Way to go. Yeah, that's right. I'm congratulating myself. I'm doing the old Barry Horowitz and patting myself on the back. But yeah, this game has aged. It's got the same sort of appeal as Secret of Mana, I think. It's got the colors and the art design, the sound design, the music, the enemies, the beat-em-up styles, mechanics where you just... You got a lot of different weapons you can use, but this game has aged better than Secret of Mana because... Secret of Mana has the magic system, the bullshit magic system where you level up by using it. And you can... The only way to use the magic system is by pausing the game, which is really... It just doesn't work. It just really... It's kind of... It's almost kind of game-breaking. I would love to see Secret of Mana get, uh, re-released, remade. Oh, bullshit! That was from off the screen. That shouldn't count. Secret of Mana getting remade for the 3DS where you would use the ring system on the lower screen. The touch screen would be awesome. That would fix the magic thing with that game. That would be tremendous if they could do that. Then that game would be on the same level as this, if not better. But until they do that, then... It's, uh... I'm gonna consider this better. Oh yeah, the boots! Now I can dash everywhere. That's awesome. That's tremendous. Oh, and I have one bomb. So, uh... I just love doing that. Making the screen shake is awesome. Let's, uh, blow this up and get what I think this is just money back here, but I don't have anything else to do with... And I'm never gonna come back here anyway. So, oh, do you bomb to get some more bombs? And to get some cash? Cool. Straight cash, homie! Alright, uh... I think I'll stick with this game for at least one more part. So, I wanna thank you for watching if you're still there. Thank you for your patience. Thank you for watching. And I hope you have a great rest of your day. Cheers!