 Hello and welcome to TheCraftBox, my name's Brent and today we are back on Pirate101 for Episode 13. Today we are going to start by talking to Major Domo. Be getting some lag. You have business with his Excellency? I trust you have a letter of introduction. Ah, let me see. So, you are? Domo. Okay. Um, I don't know. The game is going really slow today. So, yeah. Um, yeah, that's a thing. Yeah, the game is going really, really slow today, so I don't know how I skipped all of their dialogue, but I did. Why are you looming over my shop, Gangly One? Major Domo is quite right. You are dressed like a savage. I'm hesitant to even be seen talking to you, but I shall take pity on your plight. There's nothing to be ashamed of. It's hardly your fault you are raised without the tiniest rate of culture or civilization. To fabricate something acceptable in your size will be, uh, difficult. I must charge you 50,000 gold coins. Lever included. Too expensive? There is an alternative. House Guzman has an unfair monopoly on Mushu Silk. Bring me silk from their ships. I make your suit. Okay. Lack. This game is going really slow today. Yeah, I can't move. That's good to know. Um, yeah, I'll be back once I've defeated their ships. Okay, so we managed to finish that. Um, I just restarted the game, and it seems to have fixed itself. It's no longer really, really having problems. So that seemed to work somehow. I don't know. Um, okay. Hello. Donado. Here is the silk. No doubt my competitors will miss it dearly. I took the liberty of making this suit while you were gone. It will fit. Don't worry. I delivered it to the governor's palace. Major Domo has it. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Major Domo, can you actually speak to us this time instead of... You must be here for your suit. It certainly took you long enough. Here it is. Yes, level 12. You look marvelous. My cousin, Sastry the Tailor, has done you proud. You're ready to see the governor now. You may proceed upstairs. Good luck, and do try to behave yourself. I can dress you properly, but I fear I'll never make a monkey stand out of you. Okay, okay. Let's train some companions, because I'm level 12. Ridiculous, captain. You look ridiculous. Those monkeys are making a monkey out of you. I think I look fair. I look amazing. Don't know what they're on about. Okay, let's train up some companions. Tough, yes. Ruffle, tough. We'll give you rough. New challenge. Rough, yes. Sweet. There we go. Sweet. Let's talk to Governor Medina. A treaty? How fascinating. I shall give it all to you, interest and respect. Do you have a gift? I am honored. This chalice is very fine, I'm sure. I see now. You are expecting to see Governor Ortega. I fear it has been pleasant speaking with you, but my duties demand my attention. I shall consider your treaty closely. The Major Domo will have my answer. Wow, okay then. Let's talk to Major Domo again. Hello. His excellency is too polite to directly refuse, but I assure you, he will never sign your treaty. His answer is no. Your gift was an embarrassment, to say the least, but there may be something else you can offer in return for signing your treaty. I know who you are. You are the pirate who robbed the Presidio, yes? There are some who could make good use of your boldness and cunning. Seek out Bishop Hidalgo in the cathedral. He may have an offer that will interest you. But for Pete he's sick. Don't go dressed like that. Okay, here we go. The music here's really nice to be sure. And to here. To the cathedral. My boat is way too big for this area though, like, let's be honest. Hello. Greetings, child. I trust you are not here to pray. We have much to speak of. I know you're errand, and I know that it is doomed if left to formal channels. But on a more informal level, a task must be done vital to the crown. The demands of honor make it impossible for any Monquistador to do it, but you. The islands of this cluster are covered in ancient ruins whose mysterious builders vanished long ago. Nobody knows who they were or what they were doing, but they left a legacy inlaid in the living rock of their temples. Gold. The Monquista came to Stull Island before any of the other nations of the spiral. The gold we cry from these wounds makes us wealthy and powerful. Bold Monquistadors led the conquest of Stull Island, but one name outshines all the rest. Gortez. We owe him our wealth, our influence, our very empire. Almost a year ago, Gortez embarked on his latest adventure. I am asking you to follow him into the very heart of the Isle of Doom. Do not be afraid. The island is named after its discoverer Baron Ferdinand von Doom, who was unfortunately devoured by a giant snake. I hear the island is a very pleasant place, as long as you avoid the swarms of carnivorous bees, flesh-eating plants, and savage frog tribes with poisonous skin. I have no doubt you'll do very well there. Gortez was drawn to the Isle of Doom by rumors of vast treasures on that shadowed island. At first, Gortez was triumphant as always. He and his troops cut a swat into the jungle, crushing all who opposed them. Gold poured out of the jungle, more gold than ever before, but in the months that followed, disquieting rumors reached us here. Gortez, they said, had lost his way and was doing a questionable thing. Four months ago, all contact was lost with Gortez and his army. Their fate was not known until a Monquistador came staggering out of the deep jungle, raving with fever. He said Gortez had built a kingdom for himself in the jungle and ruled it like a tyrant. He had also found something wondrous, the Gold Monkey, a treasure beyond reckoning. You must act where our strongest cannot. Go to the Isle of Doom, find Gortez and bring him and this Gold Monkey to the governor. Succeed and I will ensure the governor signs your treaty. Go to O'Royal, the Outfitter. He will prepare you for your journey. Wow, okay. This is quite a quite a challenge that we've got on our hands. Finding the Golden Monkey sounds like an impressive treasure that I do really want. Uh, this way. Oh, this way into the sweet building, I believe. Yes, it is. It's really, really small. Oh my god. So, you go to the Isle of Doom. I hear it's a lovely place. Provided you keep clear of the monster spiders. The skyways near the island have grown very dangerous. The scurvy dogs and the hungry fish make the place too difficult for most ships to approach. When you sail there, I ask you to take these food supplies to the gold miners. They've been cut off for weeks. You'll be a hero to them. Okay, okay. Let's go over to the gold mine. We made it to the gold mine. This looks like an impressive place. Um, where is this person? Here we go. He's a foreman. Let's talk to him. Thank the saints. You are here. We've been so long without good food. We were about to eat our clothes. Welcome captain to the Isle of Doom. It's a lovely place if you can avoid the brain-eating parasites. Don't drink the water. You came to find your death. We used to send search parties looking for him, but now we have all their problems. Our water mow laborers are revolting. Sure. They may be short and a bit stinky, but they're hardly as bad as all that. No, I mean they are in revolt. They're attacking us. As soon as we broke into the tombs under the ruined temple, all our workers turned on. Can you help us? Punish these rebels and defeat Haku, their leader. And I'll tell you what I know of Gorte. You may be able to defeat us, but you will never be able to defeat Haku. While Haku stands, our revolt continues. Yeah, that was a struggle in there for a bit. You. Let us see who has finished old scratch. Nice work. Okay. Okay. Quickly. Over the stones. Okay, okay. We made it to Haku. That took a while. It's quite a long tunnel. So yeah, it took a while to get down here because it's right at the end. And it's not particularly sure. Let's find Haku. You are too late to help the monkey lords. Soon the old ones will rise. Wow. Okay. I think we have to defeat Haku as the main objective of this one. So let's do it. Let us defeat Haku. Let's lay down some traps. Hopefully he walks that way. And if he doesn't, well, rip. Done. Let's see. Yes, he did. That's perfect. Here we go. All out attack on Haku. Done. Fish eyes. Yes. Here we go. Ipikit one. Boom, boom, boom. What? That's unfortunate. Parting shot. That's interesting. Ipikit two. Boom. Haku's dead. Ancient one. Rise and help us. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Let's go for our attack on Ancient One. On as the Ancient One. We will get these guys up though. Below. He shoots lasers out of his eyes. That's cool. I want to do that. Why can't I do that, mom? Bom-ba-da-bom. Laser eye beams. Yes. It's so good. Lasers out of his eyes. I think we've fought those types of people before. But I can't remember. Here we go. Yes. Here we go. First strike. Yes. Yes. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. Okay. Boom, boom, boom, boom, down. Yes, one down. Oh, mega hit. This is a nice hit. Boom. That was pretty good. That was more than pretty good. That was epic. Another mega hit. We're doing really well. Oh, and a block. That's unfortunate. Blocked. Unlucky. Laser eyes. Okay. Let's move me up. And Sean tell up as well so we can start getting the spearman. Yay, we did it. Yay, that was good. Yay. That was pretty good. That was amazing. We did it. Let's go talk to the foreman and see where Gortez is now. Let's collect from Wing Chun. How much are you going to give us? 27? That's pretty good. How much? Four people. I don't have four friends. I have zero friends. I need help. Let's find the foreman again. Hello. Talk to us. Oh, you've done it. I will give you gold for this out of my personal share. I will also help you on your dark Gortez. I met him once. I don't know what has happened to him. There are, I think, things in these jungles that apes were not meant to disturb. The gold monkey? It is a statue of a solid gold taller than a tree. An amazing find. But I hear that it is cursed. It may be Gortez's doom. I can put you on the path his army took. Nothing more. There is an outpost up the trail. Talk to Criado there. He'll know where Gortez is. But be careful. That's drogy country and the drogies. Don't let that look full you. They are not kind to trespassers. Okie dokie, next episode we will go and talk to Criado. So yeah, thank you for watching. Hit that big red subscribe button and yeah, bye.