 Yo, what's up, boy? Who are you? I'm Jegeeney. Who? I'm Jegeeney. Why are you stuttering? No, I meant I'm Jegeeney. As in ghetto, Jegeeney. Jegeeney? Oh, you're not the actual Jegeeney. No, no, no, I am. I'm just the cheaper version, the less quality one. I wish you were joking. Did you just make a wish? No, it's just an expression. And that's one wish gone. Wait, what? Yeah, I don't make the rules. OK, so what are the rules? Well, there's only one rule. Every time you say I wish, everything after that counts as a wish. So be careful. You have two wishes left. Oh, so I have three. You had three. Why three? It's always been that way. Yeah, but why three? I wish to know that. Oh, wish granted. OK, so what's the answer? You have three wishes, because I said so. One wish left. OK, so what do I really need? I want to find my missing sock to complete my pair. Really? You want that? I can get you an island in the Bahamas, and all you want is a sock. OK, then let me rethink this. I got it. It better be clever. I want a new pair of socks. Hey, if you could have a wish, what would you wish for? To be free, like in Aladdin? Are you shitting me right now? You know how cool this is? I got super-powered motherfuckers. I want a new apartment, one bedroom. And I still don't mind sharing the toilet with a neighbor. Maybe a little kitchen, but not too big. I'm not asking for much. I don't want to bother. You're super- I really want to fly. Economy plus. If possible. I want to be invisible. Now we're talking. But only when people are asleep. I don't want to bother. I want to be super strong. Lift buses, lift houses, right? No, there's this one jar I can't open in the kitchen. So it would just be for this one jar, and this one time. I'm pretty sure I can open it next time. I really want to travel back in time. To save someone's life? To visit an ancestor? No, there was this promotion on toilet paper that I think I heard about. I just want to go back in time and see if it's true. And look at the deal. I want to talk to animals. Anyone can already talk to animals. Look, I'll talk to this cat. Hello, hello, meow, meow, meow. But I'm shy. I want to control the weather. Creating storms, huh? Providing rain in Africa. No, I bought this umbrella a while ago, and I never got to use it. I want to run fast. So you don't have to use the plane anymore? No, so that I don't miss the plane. I've missed it twice already, and I don't like it. I want to breathe underwater. Oh, nice, so you can explore the vast ocean. No, it's because when I'm showering, I can't breathe well. Hey, can you make me rich? Yeah, I was hoping you wouldn't say that. You don't remember? Ghetto genie? Oh, so I can't get my own Ferrari, right? You know Toyota's are good too, right? I can make a red second hand. But you said you could get me an island in the Bahamas. But I never said what type of island. I was thinking more like a two square meter deserted island, and you can't get out of it. I really want to make the world a better place. Everybody deserves to be equal. So as a regular guy who only wants good for his planet, I wish to make peace around the world. Yeah, what are you saying? Yeah, I didn't hear that. Oh, by the way, you're out of toilet paper. So the wish before would be useful. Why don't you replace it yourself? You used it. Yeah, no, I don't do that. So you were saying, I wish, right, because why would I get three wishes? Time to go to work. Yo, trying to sleep, I don't have a place to stay. What the?