 Like this is like a mate. I need to go skeet my meat cause that is hot. You look sexy! Get back in here so I can have pre-marital sex with you. Guys, I'm kidding. I would literally never, I would literally never! Bro, why are you mad about that? You look so good with the dollar. You look good! Have you seen the forest I'm growing? Why are you bothered? Cause it doesn't look good. Why do I look orange? This gives a different color scheme. Okay, cheery. Hello. Hello. Today we're going to be talking, we're going to be talking to you about pre-marital sex and why you shouldn't ever have it. We're having the birds and the bees talk. Oh, we're having it? Birds and the bees! Alright, when your mom and dad love each other very much, first they get married. And then they have sex. A little wipe. Fuck you. This is how I wipe my asshole. You're not putting your hair up in a bun. Relationships do, right? How do you won't ever have pre-marital sex? Swear to God. Swear you won't have pre-marital sex. I swear! What is this video? Oh, we're going to be answering your comments. Oh yeah, it's actually been a while. We answered a bunch of questions over the summer. That was a funny video. But that was the last time it was just a me and you video. Over the summer? We answered questions. We were wearing the same, the light blue MMG merch. We were both wearing it. We were on the bean bag. So that was like two, three months ago. And so the last time we did this and I don't remember the last time we did a reading Instagram comments video. Or if we ever have. Oh my gosh. And that would have been a literal year ago when we were in Louisiana. So this is well overdue. We can do it again. We got a PO box. We actually got it. I reopened it. I went down to the post office and opened it. I'm going to put the address on screen right now. Send us anything, okay? But there are rules. You can send us anything, but there are rules. You're going to stay within these rules. Number one, make sure you write the address out correctly. Last year you guys were like addressing it to like Barry McConnor and Papa Meigs and shit. Which was funny, but it's not going to work this time. It won't even like get to the post office if you do that. So make sure you actually write Matt Maher on it. It looks like meager. You'll see it on screen. Write it exactly as you see it and you'll be good. Two, it can't be a perishable food item. So like if you put like a fruit or just don't put food in there like fruit. That was your example. Fruit is perishable. Yeah. Who would send you that? Oh my God. So number one, make sure you write the address perfectly. Number two, don't send anything that can perish. So food items are probably a bad idea unless it can definitely not perish. I don't know. And then three, don't send weapons or anything illegal because then the feds will come to your house. So I'll also come to my house and I'm like, hey, look man. I'm not Pablo Escobar. I just have some stupid fans. It is time. It is time to read comments. How did I? How did I? It's probably inaccessibility. Boomers. I'm so mad. Stupid fucking boomer. I posted the thumbs up if you abstain from premarital sex. I hate this photo. Why? Like it's cute and everything but like. Yeah. Kaylee's just looking at herself in the photo. This is actually such a good example, dude. I'm smiling. I look good. I'm ready for the photo. I don't see it silly. You just look like a head ass. Not wrong with it. Dude, this is what girls do to each other. What? They do each other words and anything. A girl will look like so good in her picture and her friend will literally have like one eye rolled back into her skull. It's like feces on her body. Just like ugh. She'll be like oh my god. Like happy birthday. That's a good picture. Such bullshit. It's bad. Macklin official says the CEO of premarital sex. No. Did you see this? Oh yeah. I said I'm the CEO, CFO, marketing director and intern. And intern. Never seen so many bracelets. Yes. That's me. She loves her bracelets. I've had these on for two years. Thank you. Pretty disgusting. She never washes them. No. They don't smell good. Thanks. This is what you do for family. What are you doing, step bro? Someone said call her the word. I think they're referencing the word that I said. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Not the word I was thinking of. Bud. Well, I don't know if you know this by now but Matt likes to say that we're just friends. I don't actually but it's really funny when we're out in public. Well, no, I started it. Like, what did I do? Oh, God. At the beginning of the school year, like, just to fuck with him and be like, okay buddy, like, see a friend. She was doing it as a very small joke. Like, we'd be in a group of people and she'd be like, okay, Bud, like, just to fuck with me. Whatever, it's funny. And then he like, he came to me and was like, Caleb, it really makes you mad. You did do that. He got mad. And then he started doing it himself. And I don't quit. Hypocritical. I don't quit. Hypocritical. Question mark? You better be waiting till marriage or else I'm unsubscribing. I am. I promise you. One day you'll see me and Kaylee get married and then I will let you know when I finally, like, rip. Am I seeing premarital side-hugging papa? You. Oh. She just got jealous. You're the most intimidating with your six-five friends. You're hot. You can't wait to not have premarital sex with me. You realize Joe is against premarital sex? You think Joe is against premarital sex? Who's Joe? Joe Mama. Are you kidding or did you let me set that up? I let you set that up. Oh, damn it. I really thought I just got you. Yo, I got Kaylee with the Willis joke so bad. It was probably one of the funniest days of my life. When? I called her all up, so I was like, Kaylee, like, did Willis drop the thing off to you? You're like, what? Like, what? I was in the car. I was driving. I was in the car because I was already focusing on the road and then he... And I was like, Willis, did he drop the package off? She's like, Willis? And I said, Willis, dick, fit in your mouth. It was so literally probably one of the all-time greatest jokes. That's a good one. Thank you, bud. I appreciate your time. That's how easy it is. Oh, this one has some good-ass captions on it. This one has... Okay, I know it looks like I'm flexing. I think I was just really dehydrated, so my veins are really coming out in this guy. He did push-ups like five minutes before we took the picture. That's such bullshit. I did not. How could you expose me like this? You're just lying. You're lying for clout and I hate it. No, no. There's a way you can like load by top comments, but it's not letting you because it's so... Mine is letting me do that. I think it's just because I'm way more famous than you. It could be. I think it's probably just because you're irrelevant, probably. I'm not irrelevant. This one, this photo. Sorry, Deborah. I'm trying to get to the top comment on this. I just have so many nice comments on my... No! Someone commented, Love you guys. Oh! That's dope. Yo, send me that. Send me that in my DM. Please, I'm gonna send that to Kaylee just about every day. So you're all dating again? Is we? Yeah. Yeah, we are. We're officially dating. I said A-O-B! What do you call me? Don't. Don't expose me. Don't expose me. Did you see that? Yeah, I love that. There's an account for the fucking bear. MMG's bear? Yeah. Aw. Isn't that awesome? An abuse pig. I love abuse pig. Oh, abuse him. That's what he's there for. Where is he? Kaylee does love abuse pig. His little butt is just, like, so bushy. You're not using him properly. Yeah, but I love him. I'm sorry. I take it back. I'm sorry, abuse pig. I'm sorry for what I must do. He only juiced his right arm LOL, bro. It's because I skeet my meat like four times a day. Dude, beating off is the equivalent of pre-narrow sex. I don't do that either. Bro, why is she not in the dungeon? Was that it? That's not the one, but it's a good question. I never have to go back there. I did my time. Like it's prison. I did my time. As if the dungeon is not that much better than prison. The dungeon is way better than prison. The dungeon fucking sucks. Ungrateful. It sounds like you need some dungeon time. Personality. What time is it? You're coming. Don't you dare say it. I can't give you guys all my jokes. I have to say something to myself. I'm not going to say it. She plays the craft. She gets the shaft. Why are you saying who? You have been the only person in the photo the entire time. No, I'm not. Like who said that? Okay, okay. Sorry. Can any of you reply? Does anyone know her at LOL? And he tagged at your boy pizza? That's good. Okay, fine. I'll give you a fucking at. It's at queenk underscore 19. He's not wrong. Because it's just getting so fucking old. Do it. It's getting so old having to hide it. At queen Q U E E N K T K A T E underscore 19. At queen K underscore 19. Stop asking me. Look, if you want dollars like me, first thing you do, make a mad mobile Instagram page and then become mad and mobile queen or whatever. Mad and mobile goddess. Goddess. And then shit on EA and then one paper cut. My boy is done. I was I was really fucking weirdly vain. Yeah, because you had a bad. It's dungeon time. I need a bell. Oh, that would be such a good addition back here. Keep going. Then you have to run in here and go straight to the dungeon. People could look at that two different ways. There's only one way to look at it. You going straight to the dungeon. Thanks for watching. We can't find the comment that you're talking about. Is this how you end the video? Yeah. Is this how you end the video? Yeah. All right, guys. Yeah, I'm just going to leave. Kaylee thinks she can do better than me, so I'm just going to let her end the video. It'll be super funny. You got it, bud. You got it, bud. I like that you just called me that. Thanks for watching. Thank you for watching this video. Yeah, we probably didn't read that many Instagram comments, but it was hilarious and that was the... I swear to God. We probably didn't read that many Instagram comments. It's going to be a lot more content like this. I hope you guys enjoy it. We'll see you in the next video. Peace out. Love you so much. Bye. Clap cheeks. Don't hit jewels. Don't have pre... Oh, wait. I can't say that, so... Get... Okay, here's my goal for you. After seeing this video, I'm giving you two days to get your crush's Snapchat if you don't already have it, all right? Two days. You have... That is your timeframe. So don't put this shit off. You have two days to get it if you don't already have it. If you do already have it... Let's go! It says stuff to the PO box. Oh, yeah. I do that, too. Yeah. No permarital sex.