 That's stupid. You still kill COVID. Josh! Can you drink it straight or do you not? Oh, she can drink it straight. Do you like whiskey? Yes! I want. Yes. Have you ever tried Indian whiskey? Never. Rick has obviously. We have. In India. We didn't try these. Have you ever tried Indian whiskey? Not an Indian gin. What do you think Indian whiskey will taste like? Curry? No. What do you think it will taste like? Aromatic. Aromatic? Nice. That sounds sensual. What do you think Indian whiskey will taste like? Hachimura. Probably... The same. The same. Turmeric? Like Japanese whiskey? Because they're the closest country that produces whiskey to them? Yeah, that's what I was trying to say. What do you do for a living, John? I sell booze. And what do you do for a living? I work in the property tax industry. I've been for 10 years. I've been a supervisor of the analyst department. That's like for 3 years. For 10 years I've just been in the property tax industry. Poor. Ah! We've had too much to drink already. I guess. I'm pretty sure it was in casks of Cab. These are all from India. They're actually some of the only ones that import. And these are all high-end whiskies. I'm pretty sure they're $80 to $90 a bottle. What the flying monkey bus? It's notes of undertones. It's so much stronger than normal. Okay, it smells sweet. It smells sweet. It smells like... Strong whiskey. It smells like tree fruit. Like kind of red apples and pears. What are we doing? Small chin. I don't know if you want to neck it or if you just want to step it. Go ahead. It tastes like a high-proof whiskey. I like this. This is actually good. Oh! Whoa! That's weird. It was extremely smooth. Smooth and sweet. It has this smoke. A nice sharpness on it. There's a kick to it. That's nice. This is delicious. It goes down really warm. It's very close to what it feels like when you drink fireball. Okay. That's the feeling. Look, I don't like it. It's too alcohol-y, you know? I don't think this has enough alcohol. I think not enough cedar. For me, this tastes like 40% alcohol. Which is like... 80% proof. It warms the soul. As whiskey does. It's a really nice... You could sip on that all night. Nurse this bad boy all night long. Just little sips straight. So it's 93%. It's not that bad. I just don't think it's that good. What do you think of it, Zach? I like it. It tastes like whiskey. It was a little... It was smooth, but it was... I can see what you're saying about the alcohol. Like rubbing alcohol. It tastes like... Sweet rubbing alcohol. So yeah, your name from each of you. Can I be in the middle? Do I have to say it all night? Would you mix this with coke? Would you eat it? Would you drink it in a boat? Is that rude? It certainly wakes up your vocal cords. Yeah. Mom, eat it. That's good. I'm not strum-golping. God bless you and America. God bless you. John Paul, Indian single moles whiskey. John Paul or Paul John? Dyslexia. It's really strong. Like it's not... It's a little overpowering. Yeah. That one has a different smell to it. Very different. It's lighter. More harmily. I'm scared. I'm scared. No, no, no. Wow, syrupy at the front. Ooh, there's something. It's syrupy at the front and peppery spice at the back. It almost goes away immediately upon sippage. Irish whiskey. Irish. I hate all of you. A lot stronger and I taste more of the scotch flavor in this one. Ooh, I like that. That thing's got a little kick to it. Feel the tropical taste of Goa from the first whiff to the taste of this masterfully crafted Indian single malt matured in selectively chosen cask profiles. See, I prefer... That's why I think I like this one more. I'm not a big fan of whiskies that are in other casks with wines and other things. I like the alcohols to stay on their own. It's strong. It's whiskey. I like the numbness. What about you? I think this one's a better whiskey than the other one and I like whiskey. I don't like it. Even though I like the taste of this more I could nurse that other one a lot longer and just sip on it for a while versus this one, this one's got too much of a kick in the back out of it. Tonsils. This one or the first one? I like this one over the first one. So it's weird. I like the first one right away. How it's making me... Add two. I feel like the first one's been all its money on the oak. The second one always tastes better, right? It's gross. For that reason, I think this tastes more like character. It takes a mean. It has body and richness. They did something right with this one. They did do something right with the first one. Yeah, this one had better character development. You still kill COVID. It's called M-Root from Indian single malt whiskey. He doesn't have to drive anywhere. He's going to be plastered. He's going to sit here with his lovely family. I promise you, I will not be plastered. How dare you? That's an insult to my Irish heritage. It's like three six whiskey. How dare you? Cancamburgura Begularu I have no idea where that's at because it says India on the bottle. This is 46% alcohol. Not that What does that smell like? That one has a bit of a What is that? It smells like my friend Diablo. Yeah, we're scared. It smells nice. It smells nice. It doesn't smell that great. It smells the same. It smells really good. I feel like it smells like I know you guys are lying. You're saying you don't like it and you actually hate it. It's something funky in here. It's a little socky smell in there. It's not as pleasant to see. There's a sock smell. Let's see what it tastes like. It smells like mortar oil. There you go. I hate it again. Surprise. Oh yeah, that flavor sucks. That smell is totally different than what it tastes like. This is smoky. And root. You're doing it wrong. It smells like it was aged in a laundry basket. Yeah, I don't like that one. No, no. If you all like them, I'm not trying to insult you in any way because I don't want to speak negatively. I'm just being honest. Better. You know, they keep saying single malt. And so they can't call it Scotch because it's not from Scotland. So single malt whiskey. They're probably, it is in peak barrels probably. This looks like burnt wood. What do you think about this one? What is the aftertaste? It's a guy's flip. Tire? I licked a tire. I licked a tire. I licked a ball tire. That's what they do. They have this guy, Benny and Benny puts his right foot in there and just licks it so for a few hours. This one's in my favorite. This first one's in your favorite? Yeah, I agree. I didn't even like the first one and it's my favorite. This one's in last place. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, I'm ripped. What do you think, Jesse? Yeah, that's good. So this is Amrut. But this is called Amrut Fusion. Yes, so we have Benny and his wife, Louise. And her foot. Her foot goes in there. Amrut was the one we just had. The tires? Amrut Fusion single malt whiskey to blend of Indian and Scottish Barley. So half her stuff comes from India and half her stuff comes from Scotland. Hopefully this gives it more character in the last one. What's it smell like? This is gonna taste like burnt wood. This one's not as bad. Actually, this doesn't smell like a stump. No foot smell? No foot smell because it's countered by the wife. She has great feet. Great feet. Clean feet. So this is really a beverage for all genders. The other one was for guys that really don't care what their whiskeys taste like. The last three tasted almost the same. That was really bad. I can't even like that. That one had the worst aftertaste. Yeah, it has like, you know, ashes. Like smoked ashes from a campfire. It's like super cherry and chocolatey. Man, it still sucks. 1997. The aftertaste is worse on this one. Rubber? There's a lot of smoke to it. Oh, this one's crazy smoky. Okay, it's a malt. Yeah, so it's a malt. So it has that smoky earthy flavor to it. Oh man, it's smoky. That's good. This is my favorite. There's a Scotch that I love called Lagavulin which is comparable to McAllen but Lagavulin is much more smoky. It's very Scotchy. I mean, it's very smoky. This one with a cigar. Yeah. I wonder if they put peat in this. Peat moss? I don't like it. And I love peat and whisky. I just think that emra you should sell because you're not very good. This is my favorite. I wonder if you redeemed yourself. I love this one. I'm turning into a dragon. Jesse, what do you think? You think you can start a car with this stuff? If you turn it into a tire and put it on the car. Yeah, really good. This is probably my favorite. It's the most unique for sure. I think three of them work great. I also prefer Yeah, I prefer also to spray away. I'm not a big fan of sweet whiskies that lean toward like cognacs and stuff. I'm not a big fan of that. So I much prefer smoke and spice. Yeah, everything nice. This is good. From beginning to end, it is the same. Yesterday, today and tomorrow.