 He's the breast milk out of his throat because he was gagging for days Welcome to episode number 28. This is the final podcast of so you said last week This is the final podcast of our careers Prankcha I was serious when Michael thought I was being serious. You fucking idiot We forgot to talk about when we went and filmed with Willem Powerfish some of you may know him. He's an up-and-coming influence. He's sort of exploded onto the scene He's a very funny guy. He goes in fucks with fishermen. That's his thing and We did a jetty sessions with him and we used a 60 kilo dead pig as bait To like confuse the other fishermen that were there Yeah, we bought a dead pig A whole one. It was 60 kilos. It's $500 if you want to know how much It was out of date though. Like no, it was it could have fed and like two villages in Africa But we chose to use it for a cheap laugh. No, and we gave it to the fucking world We gave it to the ocean. Yeah We gave it to some sharks that were already quite well fed and even though there's people starving in other countries We chose to do that. Anyway, we had to tie it to the roof of the car and Yeah, it was fucking hilarious that we fucking got rope and tied it to the car And we had to drive to the jetty to get down. Yeah, it was quite a sight, wasn't it? We we certainly illegal. We certainly got some some some strange looks that day. Let's just let's just leave it at that Hahaha But yeah, no, it's I'm pretty sure the video is already out by now by the time this is hitting your fucking e-holes So go and give it a cheeky watch and comment comment the word Brown on it. Just so we know you've come from the podcast if we see the comment brown on that video back off That's someone from the podcast and yeah, and check out willam power fish W I L L E M power fish He is the bet almost where the best it's pretty good. He's pretty good All right today's date is the 16th of September and of course on this day Jennifer Aniston was seen shitting in a kitchen at a really famous restaurant in LA What was the restaurant? 2007 the restaurant was called plate. Whoa, that's that's a good name for a restaurant five-star Michelin Restaurant and she was seen taking a shit in the kitchen and a parent are supposedly on meth So onto in 2007 so well, she's got out of it. She's Also, also Happy birthday to a judge Judy. She turned 79 today. She has not aged a bit She always looks 79. She looks 79. I was straight out of college that bitch looks 79 years old and she today She is as old as she looks finally and she had a breast augmentation recently. So now what's that mean? She's got double D breasts. Oh, so she got enhanced. Yeah, she finally gave in to the stress of Hollywood And yeah, she's got huge tits now imagine having her as your mom. It would be a shit Show doubt. She would be able to breathe surely. She's another husband. Yeah, like oh wow. Yeah, true That would be a harsh harsh wife to have So happy birthday judge Judy. Um today. Also Heath Ledger is dead Yeah, just recap. He was an Australian actor. Not his anniversary on anything today. It's just I just remembered fentanyl Apparently was in his system. Also on this day September the 16th in 1963 the first book was written No books before then Interesting. I thought in 63 1963. Yeah, I thought books had been around for centuries What was it? Oh the computer was made then. No, I think just the first ever book was written How do you write a book? Yeah, exactly. No one knows in 1963. They figured it out. Also on this day a in 1859 wow, this one goes back a while a horse Spoke four English words and then was struck by a hammer Why because they were shocked at it. I guess they thought it was a witch or something But yeah, they they recorded its voice They wrote down what it said and then they they killed it, but yeah in 18 whatever I said that's when that happened 1863 I think there's a lot of 60s going around also on this date last one in 63 63 the first Cleaning product was invented. Oh Is that why it's been that's in a long 63 63 that means that's like 4000 years in the future Yeah, just 63 I repeated it's the year 63 the first cleaning product was invented and it was called soap whoa Yeah, what I guess you can't really so everyone was dirty before 63 I guess they just sort of try to brush it off with leaves But then in six in the year 63 soap was invented by mr. AJ soap and Yeah, there you go. So pretty pretty cool date this one lots of cool things have happened in history on this date so All right, let's let's get into the fucking podcast cunt. We're also going to read some comments from our previous two podcasts Episode 25 and 24 episode 26 hasn't been released yet. It's complicated. We're actually Backwards in time as well as forwards. Don't worry. I can be fucked explaining it, but we're gonna read comments from episode 25 and 24 Which of course were the episodes where Jack's no doubting a Nigel month. We're in As well as some questions some questions you guys sent through We have some questions left over from last week when Loki was on the show and Well, so we'll have to answer those as well. Yeah, go back to it. Lookie There aren't many comments on the YouTube video. They're actually questioned. So let's just do those Okay, Lucy. So this is on the Jackson video and she has commented on the YouTube video Marty Michael fully actual The question is is it true Michael was once chased down the street by the police because he stole a load of Chappitas and a turban from a sick temple. I heard he got arrested and fined for it Can one of you clarify this for me funny story has actually happened on graduation day Michael stole from a Seat temple or sick to whatever. However, you say it and the only time That was yeah, I didn't never stole shit But I remember one time one of the only times I've ever ran from the cops Was when we were walking down the main street of Brisbane after a few beers and there was a preacher preaching some bullshit about Forcing his views on other people about some fucking bullshit he was annoying and Kissed him Do you remember this? I remember the story and yeah, I somehow were up in each other's faces and I kissed him and then I realized fuck that sexual assault and then I sort of walked away briskly and then it ended with Cameras on me and then the cops came and I sort of was I didn't really run away I was just like walking fast until they're like, hey stop walking first stop And then I got questioned for like half an hour and they were like why'd you kiss him and I just said you got me You got me and then they let me off luckily, but yeah, I sexually assaulted a man who was preaching about a fake god Yeah, and yeah, so there you go. So he's never stolen from a temple, but he has sexually assaulted a Preacher in the city and we have both been chased by police a number of times, but that's the story time That's nothing to talk about now. I've just opened Nigel's podcast here. And as far as I can see My ears are bleeding from how loud this is. Sorry Some people need to clean out their ears Nigel is great. Okay, there are no questions lazy and unremarkable your older podcasts were better. Oh, thank you David Cedar Hey, oh that hurts a bit. No, doesn't who the fuck's that? Yeah, David Cedar. It sounds like a seed Yeah All right, let's get into the questions that you guys have sent in via Instagram And some of these will include questions about Loki because there was a bit of a lot of them for a lucky last year Because a lot of people want to know about him and Michael's relationship, but fucking She's in your ass dribbling down your cheeks halfway down your leg in your inner thigh And then you wipe it away because it's sort of showing at the bottom of your shorts, and you're embarrassed this one is from Matt Brown and This is Matt Brown our our producer and If you go on his Instagram, it's Matt Brown one one for one one. So not for once Matt Brown This is Matt Brown from wholesome. This is his Instagram at Matt Brown ma double T Brown one one one one So four ones there go and tell him he works at wholesome Yeah, and follow him and say you work at wholesome concreting say that If you say that we'll read it on the podcast next week say that to him and ooh what sorry I Here that scream we just had to stop talking because there was a child screaming in the backyard But then you fucking rudely it just exploded from your arse. Oh, maybe the two had something to do with each other Oh You farted and it's hurt the kids ears because they're not fully do out there on a supersonic hearing They're here in a different frequency. Yeah kids ears are connected to arse holes That's what I've read in an article that I wrote. So Matt Brown from wholesome Matt Brown one one one one has asked How many times have you and Michael kissed? This is for locky from last week. There's a lot of questions We just said I'd say I reckon pecked 10 Ten times. Yeah, they're not much. He's yeah. He doesn't like it's more just bummin Yeah, it's a lot of aggressive arse fucking but there's not too much gentle peck. Yeah, it's not romantic It's just like as I said we we get drunk and then shit happens and it's aggressive fucks and like yeah, I don't Yeah kissing him. He's yeah Yeah, it's just pecs. So like 10 pecs. I'd say next questions from Simon D. Baz Are you scared now watching out of a window with Marty behind? So that would have been for lucky and I think we can answer on his behalf. This is what he would have said Yeah, yeah, like I definitely don't look at windows anymore and when Marty and Michael are around I always Face them and I have a knife on me now. He doesn't face me He's always fuck his arse is up in the air when he's near windows. So yeah, that's what he would have said He doesn't look out windows anymore Next question is from Camille underscore SL ZK Slux, what is the biggest thing he can fit in his mouth? There was one time where I saw Michael put a Shoe in his mouth in an entire like those, you know, those formal shoes. He has got a foot fetish But yeah, that was that was six months ago an entire shoe one of those formal big long black shoes Dislocated his jaw. He was unconscious. You're disgusting You were disgusting the way you treat that poor boy He's my boyfriend. Yeah, well, he shouldn't be if he knew what was good for him He'd go and get someone who treats him right dislocating his jaw and stuff on an entire formal shoe in his mouth. Sorry Lucky you're over there. I'm sorry Make it up to him. Yeah. Yeah later. All right. Next question is from the underscore shooter underscore B. Oh, boy The shooter boy the shooter boy, but be a I at the end. What's the silliest thing Loki has ever done? lucky So he's had the third hottest sauce in the world like he's done a lot of dumb shit Lucky once looked out a window while we were living with him and I fucking shove the little fucker straight out He should have died. Yeah. Yeah, he should have died, but um, yeah, so he's done a lot of dumb shit There's like a fucking nothing one stupid thing really stands out, but yeah, he's fucking hit some chicks. Oh Yeah before you found me now he's turned to men men only all right next question is Flynn Ross underscore Manson or Mason and he's asked have you and Loki fingered each other. That's where it started That's where it's like because if you've never had a dick in your ass You can't it's it's it's hard to get in it so you start with like The pinky and then it goes to index and then it goes to two fingers a thumb and the bums always good a formal shoe In the mouth is next. Yeah. Yeah, and then and then it gets to yeah Yeah, dicks and and then the balls as well as the dick. So yeah, that's a weird experience Push the testicles into the ass as your dick is in as deep as it can be so Michael's pelvis would be touching Loki's ass and then you can sort of thumb the balls in underneath the dick and Yeah hurts cuz like until the ball goes in it's like takes one and then one goes in and then the second one goes in There's like a bit between where it's just like squash Squashing it a bit and that hurts, but yeah once it's all in yeah You still yeah fingers is the way to go before you go the full-on I don't know what is happening to our question segment Great question great question that one This one's from Dale underscore Thomas. Oh one Unpopular opinion, but you're the most popular member of the gang how Jews that make you feel I think he meant does not Jews so lucky. Yeah, apparently you're My boyfriend First up the most popular boy in our gang of the fitzy boys because we all live in Fitzgibbon so we have started a gang When we leave after 6 p.m. We all have to wear red and we have red bandanas with the fitzy boys written on it And we go out and loot and steal and lucky even stab some bitch who got up in his fucking face last week and fucking mad Respects, that's my boy mad respect for that shit So yeah, he is the most popular member of our gang and he leads us to the 7-Elevens that we rob with crowbars And we've even done some carjackings and we didn't get the car We didn't have a hot wire, but we fucking broke in what and someone left their fucking groceries in there and boom Can't we had food for three days? It's your boys fits you boys for life fits you boys for life fits you boys for life And that's our song. Yeah. Yeah fuck. We've just we shouldn't tell All right next questions from Jared underscore Olson. He said can you land a kickflip you can't I? Look, I've never tried so I I'm over my but I think I could I think I don't know what it is it take all right I reckon I could teach you it's hard sometime. I would land it one footed most time and so Yeah, I can yeah, I have landed a kickflip so in terms of your question. Yes We can both land kickflips every single time perfectly Next question is from G story 187 actually J. Oh, yeah. Why do I say G? It's a common mistake that people make. Yeah, sorry J story 187 well I need a burp And he's asked do you beat pussy back with stick or what locky? Do you beat your do you beat pussy back the backs of pussies with a stick? Yes, the answer. Yes. Locky does beat the back of pussies With a large stick great question. This one's from frig fang Frig fang and they've asked have you ever seen a ghost this ties in to our story later We haven't seen a ghost, but we felt one Oh, we sort of have seen one in that Q&A when I landed on your fucking shoulder. Oh and not to mention one of our Old friends member the photo and We have contacted spirits that we will get into later for story time. That's a bloody rip Snotla And then the last question because this is a short and sweet one most about locky my boyfriend And this is from GG GI GI. Have you ever seen a dead body? Yes, we have we've watched someone die, so we We got there and they were living and then we watched the life leave them Yeah in one of our early ones we watched a man die After he got shot in Thailand in the Cosimo in our hostel He'd felt up a hookah that was connected to our was a massage parlor which was underneath our hostel And he didn't want to pay or some shit and then the pimp came out and popped in one two shots And then we came in just after being shot and instead of helping him Which is what a normal human being would do we didn't want to get shot either or be connected to him So we just decided to watch him die and then people did too There were a lot of people watching him die after that We went and got pissed drunk and told everyone that we could have saved him and we saw someone die And like that should fuck you up really. Yeah, maybe maybe it has fucked us up. We just don't seem pretty normal Yeah, no, we're fine. We're the best I think and that's the end of question times and singling singling Thank you Great questions this week. I don't know what's happening to question time But let's um Fuck let's view it away from me my boyfriend. All right. This segment has been renamed Fucking hell what? Is gonna happen what from? Your volume I'm just reading the title of the fucking The story The title of the same neighbors poor neighbors So this is just a segment where we just talk about an old story that happened to us and like we mentioned before Stories a bit of a fucking dog bitch fucked around the corner Slit throat pushed it down the hill sort of story. You know what I mean? It's a ghost story. Oh There is a challenge that went viral for a while on YouTube probably about three four years ago And it was called the Charlie Charlie challenge. So basically it's a Similar to I guess it's just a really simple Sort of like a Ouija board, but you just get two pencils you get a piece of paper and you split it into four segments And you're right. Yes. Yes in two corners and no no and the others And then you get two pencils and then they sort of line top of each other And you sort of lie them so that they're in line with the lines that split the Four segments up and then you say some shit at the start and then you start asking questions And then the pencil just fucking moves on its own Yeah, yeah, so like Charlie Charlie do you want to play and you say that three times and then eventually if you fucking stir the Spirit or whoever this thing is comes and he fucking talks to you So he just turns the pencil to yes after you ask questions question always turns it to no So we we did it one night when we were drunk. This is the only time it's ever worked Yeah, I never worked once this well Worked second time just for me remember. Yeah, this well this only ever worked this well once and we did it for hours We were asking question after question. Are you a good spirit? Are you a bad spirit and it would just turn to yes or no And like literally we I made sure everyone would turn away that was in the room So they couldn't blow the pencils to make him move and I made sure there's no draft coming in I put towels down where the fucking doors were and What was so weird is you would literally ask a question and then as you finish asking a question Then the pencil would turn so we were very very skeptical leading and we're like So this has to be an explanation for this for the pencil moving So then we we would do little experiments like we were all just sit in complete silence for like 10 minutes And the pencils would not move so we'd be like oh, maybe it just moves randomly all the time And it's just a coincidence that we finish a question by the time it moves So I go let's just sit silent like silently for 10 minutes Then sit silent for 10 minutes ask it a question boom move straight away And the weird thing was it never interrupted us never moved mid-question or always waited to the very end of the question Then moved it was fucking weird. Yeah, like I you know You're always skeptical of that shit until you see it firsthand and we've even filmed it But we've lost the fucking yeah, of course, but yeah, it was it was it was fucking Yeah, we just did a we I did a Ouija board the other week with my housemate Loki not my boyfriend Loki my other housemate he's also called Loki and We were doing it and we bought a legit one from in America and Would I was stirring the spirit out and nothing happened and then next minute You're doing it with your girlfriend and fucking it's talk it didn't make sense But it's moving and like weird shit happened Yes fucking it's weird weird shit, but yeah, that Charlie Charlie was definitely um, so that was fucking weird And like as once this happened is once you see this happened first hand It sends you a bit nuts like I got obsessed We would do it all the time, but it never worked again and never worked again until one night. I was drunk No, you were editing you were yeah, yeah, but before I was editing drunk And I was drinking and I was like no, I'm gonna fucking contact it again tonight It's going to talk to me So I I got it and I was just stirring it up like saying hateful mean things to this spirit and like nothing happened At least didn't it ignored me? Everyone went to bed. I stayed up because I had to finish editing a video. This is like three years ago then next minute I'm editing and Everything downstairs in the fucking lounge room slash kitchen slash. It's all a little apartment Started flickering on and off for like 30 seconds Computer going on and off fridge was making this beeping sound the TV was And then they the fucking lights are going bing bing bing bing bing and it was it's like You know when you get really scared and then you just freeze. I was just frozen for like 30 seconds It's just all my god like it was something gonna happen and the next minute everything went back to normal I was like fuck did that happen and then finally when I got the balls to move I stood up and I looked over at the coffee table and there the fucking a little Half-assed Charlie Charlie game has turned to yes So the pencil that when he sat down the pencil was still just in the neutral position in between the yes and no And then when he got up after the flickering it had moved to yes So I've freaked out gone upstairs and woke everyone up and said oh my god What the fuck's going on this just happened? Everyone's gotten mad at me and then come down and said you got to stop fucking with this shit Ripped up the paper put in the bed and said go to bed Michael. So I went to bed, but that was the first night Oh, I guess I sleep with the lights on a lot when I just forget to turn them off I slept with the lights on on purpose because I was so frightened and that was So scary like and also there's weird shit started happening after that first Charlie Charlie We did we used to film Q&A's for our old YouTube channel and again We've lost the footage, but I shit you not One of the Q&A is not long after the Charlie Charlie thing There was his white orb just starts floating around behind us quickly and then lands on Michael's fucking shoulder and Michael looks at it. He turns and looks at it. It's like I felt something was there Look at it and then backs of the camera just ignores it It's just sitting on his shoulder for a second and then flies away Fucking weird is that and since like after we fucked with that shit I started getting sleep paralysis, which is fucking insane If you ever and most people will get so now I've even planted the seed in your minds and you'll look it up I'm actually gonna get it and it sucks It's like when you're asleep, but it's like not asleep you wake up your body still paralyzed and you're in dream state So you are like literally in this fucking in-between world between between sleeping and awake and the scariest shit Happens that you see this black. They're called shadow men. They walk towards you It's terrifying and you can't move and then they press on your chest. Oh But good shit came from now. I that's when I learned how to lose a dream and sort of half ass actual project anyway, it was Yeah, it's weird shit happened once we started fucking with that stuff. Yeah, so kids Do it do it have a crack and see what happens and guarantee you Probably it won't work. Yeah, most of the time. Look, it's probably we've probably done it Maybe 20 times. It's really only worked like once us together and then like some weird shit happened Just in aside from aside from the game, but yeah, it's fucking it's cool game. Yeah Yeah, it's fun like it's monopoly. There's Scrabble his chess and then there's fucking Charlie Charlie buy it a Ouija board Have some fun get it up. Yeah Fucking suck it down man. Fuck. Yeah. Great story now We are moving on to our next segment which has of course been renamed It has been renamed to Me And this is a segment where of course we just read news headlines and comment on them We haven't done this one for a while. Yeah, we have all get ready. I've got something coming. All right All right, the first story is from the mirror and they have said woman claims have a vagina perfume is a love potion and makes men Flock to her and they've got a picture of her and she's fucking old Let's make this happen and fix dementia care Woman has revealed she likes to wear fluids from her vagina as a perfume on nights out that is fucked I don't know about that Yeah, it's strange, but there's a lot of things that are strange. So what would she do? Maybe a badge smells like really good and But how would she harvest the fluids? Oh, she'd have to fucking just stir it up and then have a hold of glass underneath Yeah, yeah, yeah, just let's put a towel up there and then rub that on her and squeeze it out And then just pour the fucking yes squeeze it out over herself. Oh, I guess we'll have to try it We'll have to a locky. All right. This story is from upy. Oh Yeah, and they have said man fine for driving with car strapped to top of We should have got fine for fucking having a pig. Yeah, we thought there was a goat Hey, it was a pig a pig strapped to the car. We should have been fine if the cops saw us We definitely would have been well strung was ordered a pair fine after his court on video transporting a disabled car by balancing it on the roof of another car He didn't even have it tied. He's just was balancing it. That's fucking insane. I don't good on him Yeah, good on him, but fuck that's insane. He's 51 and He's got a brain tumor So that might have contributed to that decision. I lied. He doesn't have a brain tumor, but he probably will Yeah, all right next story is from sky news and they have reported Robot pole dancers to debut at French nightclub Well, and they got a picture of them in there. It's like a CCTV Head for the robot and it's just got like a fucking eye robot From that movie one day. There's gonna be like full-on they already are sex dolls Right, like there's those blow-up ones very real and like and they fuck and virtual reality is becoming really good We're like there's gonna be humans fucking robots one day. Yeah, you're gonna be able to bang like supermodels Women and men are gonna be able to bang supermodels from the opposite sex just in robot form same sex whatever But so many people, you know want a partner and they want to build something and they want that in connection You can just pay a few grand for this fucking robot And then not only is it gonna agree with everything you want to do and remember everything you say and understand you You're gonna be able to pump away at it. Like I just buy a lockie Yeah by a robot Exactly the same Configuration as lockie and then just fucking you don't have to deal with any of it And you can just sometimes mean lockie fight and it shits me because he can't figure it's because he's so young and like he's It's he hasn't fucking figured out shit yet like there's a nine-year gap and he is so Stupidly young that when because I'm so well-experienced and like my mind is developed much more very very mature And he can't see that and I like I don't snap. Yeah, I do I snap at him I haven't hit him yet. I will but like if he keeps it up, but he's learning It just shits me and it really fucking gets me Anyway, if I could buy a better version of lockie I would we're just a version that has no feelings So you can't hurt his feelings. All right the next story is from now eight news first in news And they have said man tries to trade kidnapped baby for 15 big Macs at Kiss our Kansas McDonald's. Oh and the picture of him. Surely. That's not him. Whoa He's probably one of the Sickest-looking man I've ever seen in my life. There's like these eyes are pretty much closed He's balding. He's so fat that there is no neck. It's just His chest joint to his chin So it's just a line from chin down to chest and there's just hair on him His eyes looks like he's fucking on MDMA and he's got that haircut that I had Well, I was taking the piss the fucking old man haircut where you just sort of shave the top of your head and leave the side Pedophile cut he not only kidnapped that kid a baby. Oh Baby kidnapper like who the fuck kidnaps babies. What do you do with babies? You tell me what do you reckon he did I can tell you what I reckon he did He might have done it on purpose to get the 15 big Macs and that McDonald's better have given him the 15 big Macs rather than say Oh, no, sorry We don't accept babies as currency because I guarantee you he would have fucked that baby to death unless they did Yeah, so McDonald's that's the first time you've saved day normally you kill people for a business If they did they might have been like oh no, so we can't accept babies as money and then called the cops and he could And then they would have been I got one last fuck. Yeah, we'll never know the baby can't talk yet He did and the baby won't remember what happened. No, so yeah I guess that's sort of if you're gonna get fucked by a big fat sick bitch That's probably the best time to get fucked by big fat Sick bitch Okay Because you can't really remember it. Yeah, but you know, we're not saying, you know, if you got a baby Yeah, it's just yeah, we just we're just we're just fucking breaking down the news It's where we're scientists. We speak very analytically and logically. It's sorry. It's important. It's important All right This story is from a vice and they have said UK man does five lines of cocaine has a 40 minute Wanking a beer garden is arrested. Whoa. He must have been pissed as shit 40 minute wank Jesus. He must have been just how when you see people he must have thought he was somewhere He must have been so drunk and the cocaine's given him confidence. It is How do you have a bat after doing that's probably why it took him 40 minutes because it couldn't get hard fucking calm Like we can't get hard most some usually well sometimes you can't get hard especially because he's done five lines Yeah, you're gonna be how the fuck do they know that did he say did he tell what did you do? Oh, I just did five lines and maybe that's maybe you just did it cocaine does make you horny. So maybe It's understandable, but it would have been like jerking off a dick or a little like just your dick would have been tiny as hell I respect that. I don't mind him. I respect that. We'll get him on the podcast If you're listening to this wanking coke head Dm us we want you here Fits you boys for life fits you boys for life fits you boys for life I hate now that people know the suburb we live in. All right, that brings us to the end of the new segments Yeah, that's a little transition music now We've sort of started putting a bit more production quality into our podcast that cost money. Yeah 15 15,000 dollars All right time for our last segment which has been renamed Do you guys is what it's called and It's basically a prank call right so for this week's prank call We are going to attempt to call dominoes and tell them that I am from a head office in Sydney and That we've had some complaints that there's been some food poisoning At their establishment and and we need to organize a food inspection. So we're just gonna see what happens I don't really know what I'm gonna say it. I don't know what's gonna happen, but All I know is That we're gonna do a prank call we're gonna keep it down. Oh, yeah, we're gonna keep it down It's my favorite part of the podcast G'day mate, it's just a Malcolm Grant here from head office in Sydney. I was just wondering if your manager is working today G'day mate am I speaking to the manager here? Okay, yeah, perfect mate that'll do Hey Kristen, how are you? I'm Malcolm Grant from them just just calling from head office We've just had a we're just sort of doing our standard protocol We've we've had a few reports From from three in fact of a food poisoning from your Establishments and just to confirm this is the dominoes in in Sandgate. Is that correct in Brisbane? Right. Yeah, so yeah, we're just calling to to let you guys know that yeah that it within the last dating back here to What do we got July 17th? There's been three cases of a food poisoning from your Establishment so we've we've just got to ask a few random questions and also we're going to have to set up a Someone to come in and do and an inspection on the food Within the coming weeks. So do you know if when the store manager will be working at all because we'll have to Organize the food inspection on the same day that in the same time that the store manager is working So is there any time next week that you know of that the store manager will be working? Okay, so we'll book we'll book one in so so when's that what what time does does he start on he or she start on Wednesday? Okay, great. So we'll have I'll organize it so the the inspector comes in around 10 a.m So if you could just make a note of that and maybe let him know that there'll be an inspector there at 10 a.m So just half an hour before the shift start shouldn't take long and it's just all standard procedure knowns in in trouble here It's just one of the food poisoning cases was actually quite severe So it's just being internally investigated a young lady actually and ended up in hospital and She was in a coma for for five weeks and actually had to end up amputating both of her legs So it was quite a quite a serious allegation that they're making and we could be liable For quite a bit of money. So yeah, we'll just we'll set that inspection up if that's okay So if you could just make a note to let the store manager know that someone will be there at 10 a.m That's a it's very important that you do that Chris. Yes next Wednesday, correct Right, so I won't take up too much more of your time. I'm just gonna ask a few a few questions. Um, so How often so what what time do you guys close the store usually is it is it the typical 10 p.m? 12 a.m? right Okay, great. Um now have have you or any of the staff as far as you're aware seen any vermin Matt rats or mice running around during opening hours of the store Any cockroaches any small insects ever seen running around? Great, and what's it as far as the food storage is is concerned is does Would you mind or do you know if the food is covered when it's put in the fridge or in in the coolay? Is is is everything all the meat and everything covered correctly or is it left exposed? Great and do do all of the staff members wash their hands for three minutes before starting service or is Usually, you know most of the stores. It's hard to enforce that one But yeah, the standard protocol. It should be three minutes of washing with water That is 60 degrees Celsius with some disinfectant soap So as far as you're aware is that it does is everyone aware of that rule Great, and are there any Do any of the staff there do they do they how are they? How do they present themselves? Are they clean? Do they do they ever smell? When they come in have you ever had any issues with cleanliness from the staff's point of view? Since you've been working Right, it's just because we've found One of the other reports and this person sent in some photo footage. They actually found a Band-aid in in one of the pizzas And again, you know these things are hard to confirm But you know that you know it could be a hoax But they they're saying that they open the pizza and it does the picture does look a little damning There's you know, the cheese is melted over the top of the band-aid and it's just sort of protruding slightly Out of the top of the pizza there and Any of the staff members there that have any cuts on their fingers or anything or maybe a band-aid could have fallen off Great, and then and then just Yeah, no worries That's okay Great, and also just the final report where someone Was was poisoned they've actually found A large wad of hair it seems to apparently It might be horse hair horse hair or dog hair or something very coarse Hair do any of the staff their own horses and come in with its hair Okay, there's quite a large Some of hair there so and and yeah, so again the the food inspector will have to go through all of this and probably have to interview the staff individually but I You are you pregnant? Are you or any of the staff there currently pregnant? Okay, great, and what about the the male staff members are they married any of them married Okay, great. Um, all right. I just a couple more questions here Um, have any of you any of the staff there been overseas in the last three months to you know one of those dirty countries? Okay, great, and as far as you're aware, are there any pets Own at any pets owned by the staff, you know, I'm talking exotic type of pets may be a ferret or a one of those goats or perhaps even a Small gopher American gopher and or beavers as well. Are there any beavers owned by the staff there? Okay, so we'll send the the food inspector around at 10 a.m. On Wednesday, and don't be alarmed He's quite a strange-looking fellow. He's quite tall He's actually over seven foot and he wears really tight bike shorts and his shirt will be unbuttoned So don't be alarmed. He doesn't really look like a food inspector He also usually carries a knife But you'll be able to tell he's the food inspector because he carries a clipboard in his left hand And one of his eyes is a glass ball Okay, great. All right, so just make a note of that maybe write all that down to tell the Store manager. Don't forget. He's one of his eyes is a glass ball. They're important that you mentioned that He's also got a bat. He carries a bat around with him a little like the animal bat Carries that in his pocket. He's a front pocket on his shirt. So see a little bat head Protruding out again. Don't be alarmed. It's just standard protocol. So maybe Make a note of that and just let the store manager Okay, great. Well, I think I've got all the information I need for now But yeah, yeah, so someone will be in touch and just confirm the appointment perhaps on Tuesday And the food inspector will be seeing you on on Wednesday morning at 10 a.m No worries, you have a great evening. Okay See you later Dude She knew she knew yeah towards the end. It was fuckery. It was just so ridiculous She's so new but like she's went along with it One in the store pregnant why did that matter? That's when it got odd but like dude Holy fuck man That worked. Well Malcolm Grant from head office All right guys that is the end of episode number 28 don't forget to always punch people