 When I heard about the Dobs decision, I was elated. You might say I was downright giddy. I said to Mary, we got him now, huh Mary? I knew Linda for years from our local Eagle Forum group and we say hi and exchange jokes whenever she comes in for lunch. Then I realized the trigger law I sponsored would go into effect and that could mean trouble for my reelection campaign. I needed to soften my image to the public. So I helped Linda scrub our campaign website. We took down the part about the national ban and no exceptions and added some big stuff about supporting healthcare for women. And Mary led a talking tour with the League of Women Voters. We hoodwinked them good. Now my numbers with suburban women have improved and I'm told I should win reelection easily. So now you can get back to pushing your pro-woman agenda. I couldn't have deceived the voters without Mary's help. It feels wonderful to help Linda and to make a difference.