 I'm losing my patience. Crunchyroll is about to make me bring the chainsaw back. It's almost two o'clock. They're tweeting about Pokemon! Pokemon! The shit's still on TV? What is Ash still trying to become the best? What the fuck is this? Rise and shine? I've been waiting since 1030 for this episode. What's going on? It's out. It's out in Japan. Look, look, it's the 28 episodes. Aren't they supposed to be 31? Because they're stretching the hour out three episodes, but it's not even out yet. I'm even on the illegal websites. Look at this. I'm on go-go anime, 9 anime. What do I think I want to hub? You know how many fucking porn ads I'm getting from this? I'm risking my computer's life just to watch this fucking episode. I'm downloading episodes. I'm using Google Translate. I fucking hate you, Crunchyroll. You hear this? I swear to god, you tweet. One more fucking thing about these Pokemon. I'm gonna grab Cyndaquil by the neck and squeeze this fucking ember out. I tweeted on this one. Look what I put, bro. I'll make the rubble and come for all those Pokemon if you don't tell us when a fucking episode drops. What do I have to suck a Crunchyroll employees dick? Do I have to do that? Is that what will give me the episode? Or maybe some news? You go in their account? They're talking about Demon Slayer! Demon Slayer Pokemon and a big titty red bitch. You go on the Demon Slayer tweet. Look at this shit. Look, look at it. Everyone's commenting. Bro, are you guys trolling us or something? Come on. Damn, I kinda don't care. You have to be trolling at this point. Best modern anime of all time. Fuck you, Larry. You go on episode 87, right? And you go into the comments. Sort by newest. Look, look, it's out on Zorro with Google. Fuck you! I ain't using Google Translate. Like if Crunchyroll is gay. You're getting a like from me because Crunchyroll is kind of gay. Bro, let's wait just like Ymir. Wait if I aren't. Bro, if I'm gonna have to wait like Ymir. Guys, we're going to build a Titan out of sand and send it to Crunchyroll. Bro, I'm with you. I'll become the Titan itself, bro. I'm going to Tokyo. Like I'm a fucking Godzilla himself. Like I'm a kaiju. The Nicholas like kaiju. This picture's just staring at me. They're all looking at me, laughing at me. I swear I want to grab Turtle and break his fucking shell with a hammer. Fucking brow blade, but take him like a ball. Fucking throw him in the ocean. Bro, he's fucking Pokemon. They're taunting me. I swear to God they're taunting me. I know I have a Pokemon with me yet. Torchic. Torchic's right here. Fuck you! I'm giving it still two o'clock guys. It's 1.58 p.m. right now. I swear to God this is all I'm giving them. I even did a reaction to the ending, but it doesn't let me upload it. Because it's not out officially in America yet. But then you have all these Indian accounts uploading their reactions. Why are they allowed and not me? Do I have to be Indian? At two o'clock this shit better be up. I swear to God or I'm gonna call Eren. I'm gonna call Eren. 57, 58, 59, 60. It's two o'clock. It should be out now, right? It should be out now. We'll have to wait another 30 minutes. Is it out? No, it's not out yet! I'm gonna end up screaming and having an, having an anxiety attack like Grisha did. You know in that Grisha scene, he's like, What time is it? It's about to be 2 o'1. Crunchyroll. I wish I could crunch you into a roll and then roll you off a fucking bridge. I think I'm able to wash the entire final season part one. All over again before the next part comes out. Yeah, that adventure isn't gonna begin. Not now. Their adventure is fucking over. Samantha asks, wonder when Ash might return. Who gives a fuck? Might return? He's been here since I was born! He's the same age! He wears the same clothes! What are you talking about? Anyways, yeah, hopefully I get to react to this damn anime today. Hopefully I get to release my ending reaction. It's up on my Patreon right now. So fuck you, crunchyroll. That's my message for you. That's my message for you, okay? Fuck you.