 Released on December 31st 1969. This shit came out 70 years ago. What the fuck? Where were y'all in 1969? I wasn't even in my dad's nutsack yet. Not the bio. Not the bio. Not the bio. Not the bio. Not the bio. Not the bio. Not the bio. Not the bio. Not the bio. Not the bio. Oh wow, spoiler. Spoiler Sakura is a Pokemon master. Look, he is the fucking bogeyball in a shirt. Alright guys, the journey continues. Surya! Ah, this is Naruto's class picture. Oh shit! Hurry up, turn into big titty form. He's doing white face. This is racist. I'm canceling. On behalf of white people, I'm offended. My name is Konohamana! Surya! There's our favorite swing. That swing is more screen time than most characters. Good job, Naruto. What a chill anime. Taking a class picture. Talking to the principal. That's the second time they're doing this shit. What are you doing to me? I even said in the beginning, why don't you turn into big titty form again? I didn't think he'd be doing it again. Stop it. I'm not trying to have wet dreams about Naruto, okay? The fuck is going on? Oh my god, bro. My little cousins watch this. They're like seven. Is his nose gonna... It made all of our nose bleed, too. So the principal just creamed his pants because of little Naruto. Who's this fat bastard? Oh god. It's the school shooter. Oh no! Fuck! What the fuck are you doing, bro? Baka. Little bitch. Who's this guy thinking is? Kwa-ha-dor? Yeah, fuck him off. Little Timmy. He's gonna throw him. Watch. Throw him. Throw him. Invisal. Yeah! Oh yes. That made me so happy. Look at ass, you little fucker. He doesn't even care. The whole cage. I feel like I'm looking for the fucking jiggies in Banjo-Kazooie, man. What the fuck is this music? We in chat don't condone child violence? I do. Who's behind him? I can't tell. Wow. Look at that. Look at that, bro. Flawless. I can't believe the Lord Hokage just came his pants. That wasn't on my bingo card, bro. It should have been no in anime. Who you talking to, Naruto? John Cena? I don't see anybody there. I want to take this kid by the neck. He's the fucking life out of him until he's 99% dead. Flip him over, buy his legs, go to my fucking toilet, and continuously bag his fucking head into the toilet and keep flushing it. And then I'll apologize to him. Yeah, I want to see his sexy Jutsu. Nothing more I want in his life to see a little kid's sexy Jutsu. Bro, close your eyes. You think it's fucking Chopper talking right now. This is great. I thought that was like a secret job ninja thing, but he was trying to say chakra. Naruto's already a fucking teacher. This guy skipped straight to sensei. He was just crying in the last episode about to hang himself up the tree in the swing. Now look at him. You could say he got the swing of things. No one told me this was the trans anime. He's transforming into a lady, not Lizzo, you fuck. I can't wait to see this in live action. I'm not going to do this. This is the, this is, um, Iqalgo, yeah, she turned into Iqalgo from Honor. Look at her risen up the four year old. This episode is researching sexiness. I can't believe it. What are we, what is this? What are we watching? What the fuck? My family are Christians. They don't watch anything with cursing in the films. They don't show their kids anything like that. I can't even imagine little seven year old, we'll just call him Jimmy, little seven year old Jimmy in my family putting Naruto on and looking and watching this. Holy shit. I thought this show was for infants. Remember when you were seven years old, he walked into his sex shop. Oh, guys, hear me out. No, no, fuck. Okay, listen. Let's just say I did not expect this. This soon. Maybe episode 24 and a half, but the second episode, the second episode is all about sexy jutsu. Why is everybody saying Databayo? If I see that fucking word one more time. Wait, is it because he just said Databayo? What are we doing a Databayo chant? Nah, yo, let's get a Databayo, um, um, counter going. Databayo. Databayo. Databayo. Databayo. Databayo. Databayo. Databayo. Databayo. Hear me out. I'm over here saying hear me out to a five year old. Guys, don't say ew. What are you body shaming? Yeah, that looked like nicocato avocado. You're right. The lord Hokage is beating something else right now. Look guys. It's the grandson of the lord Hokage. Look at him. Hey grandson. That's never gonna happen. Maybe an Boruto shit put in. Look at Naruto gaslighting. I mean, that was this fucking chopper. It's not gonna become the fucking ninth Hokage. Oh, they're playing the opening. Oh shit. Damn, I was getting into that, man. We're gonna get this god tier battle right now. Don't tell me he's gonna come when he sees his grandson, you sexy jutsu. I swear to God, bro. He is. Some say that. Can't wait to see him turned into a fox itself. When someone is hated and people refuse to accept his existence, he sees it in the eyes of the people around him. Okay. Okay grandpa. Bro, go back to Drama Island, you little bastard. Konoha Maru is actually hotter than Naruto. If I'm being honest. There he is. Here we go. Big fight. Big fight time. I'm not as weak as Mizuki. The fuck at it. Yeah, bro. My childhood would have been so different if I had Naruto OSDs and Bleach OSDs. Holy shit, man. Maybe sexy jutsu is actually the real Naruto and Naruto is the sexy jutsu. Wait, what? No, no, no. That didn't come out right. That didn't come out right. That didn't come out right. I thought it said the Haram jutsu. That would have made more sense. That would have made more sense. Oh my god. Me and the boys, we go to the shop and we look at pictures of Naruto. The fuck am I watching? You will forever be a nobody. Okay, you get me. You get me, buddy. You'll be nothing for the rest of your life. Imagine if you had that jutsu, Nick. Would you let the homies hit? I already let them hit. I love that a grandson of the Lord Okage is seeking advice from Naruto, the troublemaker. You're my rival. You're my rival, Asta. Who's going to be the wizard king, guys? Naruto or Kanohamaru? Oh, shit. He's watching it like us. A long way to go. You still have 100 fillers to go, bro. At least they're like little, real little kids, man. How is a little kid like this? I would have went to a store and looked at the dirty magazines. This is an actual depiction of the real world. I ain't watching, dub. You want dub? Go to fucking America, bro. We're in Japan right now. He even make his bed. I make my bed the second I wake up, guys. Is there going to be one episode without Haram? One episode without titties. Look at him eating alone. This is sad. It's him slurping up nudas by himself in the morning, bro. I feel bad for him. Oh, shit. It's John Cena. He's getting a little better. That was better. Good job, chopper. Chopper, you're getting better at this. Nick, you need a headband? Bro, I got to get one that fits my head. I might need two. There she is. Naruto's wife. Boruto comes out of her. Am I going to like Sakura? Or is she a bitch? Ohio Sakura. Eno. Eno. Eno, Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, Chopper, the Lord of Kage, Ikaogo, I mean Ikura. Come on, come on. Pick it up. Look, it's a troublemaker. This guy's going to cause so much conundrums. So much bullshit in the class. Watch. What the fuck is that? Saka? Look who Naruto's sitting next to. Guys, I think that's Sasuke. Alright, so Hinata is like, head over heels for Naruto. I wonder how she feels about his sexy jutsu as she's into that. Wait, who does Naruto like? Sakura Eno. Oh shit. He likes Sakura. Oh shit. She likes the edgy emo boy. Oh fuck. You have no chance, Naruto. First come, first served. I want to sit next to Sasuke. Damn, Sasuke. Oh, this is the kid in class I wanted to. I'm on Naruto's side, guys. I'm a Naruto kid. I'm not a Sasuke fan. Was Naruto about to take his shit? Watching the right anime? Wait a minute. No, I don't think this is real Naruto, bro. It says released on 1969. I think I'm watching the raw one. This is, is this porn hub? I think I stumbled upon the wrong section on the hub. I didn't know I was on the dark web. What the fuck? Why are they, what's going on? Naruto's like, none of you could have him. He's mine. What the fuck? It was an accident. Remember the last time you, you, you, you sucked, you, you sucked someone's random tongue? Seizing Sasuke's first kiss? What the fuck does that mean? Naruto's first kiss with Sasuke. He was pushed. I don't give a fuck, man. Someone pushes me into my friend. I suck at his tongue. Oh fuck. I'm gay. Y'all were saying the best scene's coming. And by the best scene, you meant two little kids making out with each other. The amount of haram I've seen since I started this fucking anime. You know what, man? I shipped Naruto and Sasuke. Look at this edgy little bastard. You just kissed a yellow head boy. I wonder what Sasuke's sexy jutsu's gonna be. Yes! Yes! No! I love Hinata. I'm a Hinata fan. The fuck is this? Is this even a kid? You do not trust a kid in the bag of the class covering his mouth and his eyes. This is the kid you don't, this is the kid you treat like your best friend, but you go up to him every day, shake his hand and be like, man, you are amazing. You're handsome and everything. You get on his good side. No. Stir in the pot. They're gonna get together in the end, guys. Husband and waifu right there. Watch. Don't say that's Nick. Oh my god. I wanna punch Sasuke. Sasuke-kun doesn't want you. What a bitch! Poor Naruto, bro. I feel bad for him. Is he smiling? Oh. Look, he's eating a jelly donut. Oh, shit. What's he plotting? Haha. What's he doing? What's he doing? What are you doing, bro? You gonna kiss him again? My god! What are you doing to him now? I don't know with this show anymore, man. Oh, fuck. Gear 5 got in the room. Bugger that. Thank god that show was going on there, man. Thank god that show was going on there, man. I don't know with this anime anymore. They're just kids with crushes. And trying to be a ninja. This is awesome. The width of my forehead? Oh, boo-hoo! Boo-hoo! You see this? This is a fucking forehead. I'm not a millionaire, but I'm a millionaire. Boo-hoo, bitch! This is something you're disgusted by. Just use your fucking headband. You won't have a forehead anymore. I need three headbands. No one's ever said that to me. Not even Liv. Liv doesn't even say this to me. What the fuck am I watching? This is why you wanted me to watch Naruto. You son of a bitch. My god! Damn! That ain't Sasuke, bro. You know who that is? That's Gojo. Wait, wait, wait a minute. Don't tell me. Is that... Wait, that's not... Wait. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Naruto is tied up in Sasuke's basement. Who is this? Is that Eno? Oh, wait! Wait a minute, why? I don't know... I don't fucking... I don't know Naruto is tied up. Oh my god, it is Naruto. WNARUWARUTO in the chat! It's RISRUTO, bro! Yo! Kidnap. I endorse it. Do it. Do it. Oh no. Oh god. He's gonna turn to Naruto last second before touching lips. Oh, he got the... I would have shit my pants to kiss her. If I was him! If I was him! It was the milk. Oh my god, wait a minute. He had milk at the beginning of the episode. He didn't even pull his pants down. Oh, he did pull his pants. Man, what am I watching? What the fuck? I'm watching Naruto take a shit. I feel like I'm a different man from yesterday. He's still tied up in the room. He's parentless. Sasuke's like, What's wrong with not having parents? You pink-haired little bitch! Wait a minute. Is this how he's gonna bond with Naruto? Being fatherless? Fatherless? Oh shit! You annoy me! Holy shit! He has her in the palm of his hand now. That's all he had to say. W. Wasuke. Wasuke in the chat. He's wiping his ass? What the fuck am I watching? I watched two little boys make out. A little boy wipe his ass. A little boy look at porn magazine. And then a little boy turning into a milf. I witnessed this all for two and two episodes! Don't sort that data by oh shit again. I swear to fuck. What the hell is it? Oh my god. What's the next episode gonna be? Puberty? Naruto? What? Breastfeeding?