 Ssonist drunk! I have talked about Last Action Hero for Super Nintendo a couple times in past videos, so let's just sum up real quickly. It's based on the movie, it's a beat-em-up with no weapons, no special moves, no nothing! You play as Jack Slater even though he looks like Shane McMahon, you punch and kick through five boring levels with two boring car stages, the kid from the movie looks like Wayne Gretzky, and the game sucks! It just freaking sucks, there's no reason to play it, and that's all you need to know. Now what I really wanna talk about is the movie, which is one of my all-time favorites, so I wanted to use this opportunity to briefly mention that I've started a new writing project on Substack, called Write Drunk. It gets kinda old writing about nothing but gaming for over 10 years, so I wanted to do something else like talk about movies that I love like Last Action Hero. I think it's a bit of a misunderstood comedy, and it still makes me laugh to this day. So I wrote about it. You'll see the link to it in the pinned comment and in the video description. I also wrote about the movie based on the game I talked about last week, Robocop 3, so you can check that out too. I plan on writing about everything from music, television, music television, wrestling if you're into that, and a short story that might pop up here and there too, about things like the fine art of getting a panic attack at Target. And yeah, I suppose I might write about gaming stuff there too, and I'll be putting Let's Plays over there as well, for games like Ken Griffey Jr. presents Major League Baseball, and yes, Chrono Trigger, those will be coming later this week. But I've got four posts up now that are available for free, and I plan on writing at least a couple posts per week. So if that sounds like something that piques your interest, you can sign up using the links that I mentioned. And yes, there will be some stuff that's paywalled, that's how Substack works, but I hope to make something that's worth it. I feel Patreon didn't really allow me to do that back when I had one a few years ago, so I'm looking forward to trying something brand new on a new platform, at least new for me. By the way, the SNES Drunk channel will still be chugging along just fine, but if you're wondering why I'm merely writing about all this other stuff instead of making it YouTube content, there's just too many hoops to jump through when it comes to copyright, and I do enough video editing as it is anyway. I really just want to write and leave it as that for once. But anyway, just to recap, Last Action Hero on Super Nintendo is dreadfully boring and awful in a video game that was clearly slapped together in a couple weeks, and you should not ever play it. But anyway, I want to thank you for watching, and I hope you have a great rest of your day.