 Hold on, this is not... Hold on, guys. This is... Hold on. What? H-O-T. H-O-T. Yes, two T's. Sorry. What the fuck is this? Let's talk about feet. So number one is if you're getting into feet, we need to start talking about what is next. No, just so a little bit. All I'm saying is just take some money out of your bank and put it in a doge. Yeah. Anything you got. Just start selling furniture, anything you got. Sell it all to make some money and then put in the doge coin and then boom, you'll see 100% return easy today. I love you, mom. Bye. Sorry, I'm late. Business meeting. Rich understands. Yeah, it's okay. How are you guys doing? Good. Great. Been waiting here for a while, but yeah. We're gonna be looking at everything that happened in 2020 and looking ahead to 2021 and we're gonna try to find the best ways to synergize with all of you. Next slide. I don't need to go into too much detail on this one because we all know how the kids are communicating with one another. And that is memes. And I would like to start off with a little bit of an anecdote before we actually look at all the things that happened throughout the last quarter. So some of you might be asking, some of the older shareholders might be asking what these memes are. Why are you looking at me when you say older? I wasn't looking directly at your eyes. Let's just say I was looking a little bit higher. If we do talk about these memes, there is one that is taking the internet by storm. The most popular one amongst the youth, this man sitting on a chair, Bernie Sanders, you might be asking yourself, why has this meme been so prevalent throughout the youth? Everywhere. Sitting in chairs that he doesn't belong. You might be asking yourself, why is this the most popular meme? It's really not that funny. No, it sucks. Who is that old man? It's irrelevant. It's actually completely irrelevant because the reason that this meme is so popular, two key factors. It is the fact that it's unfunny. It's an unfunny bald man. And let me tell you, we're sitting on a gold mine here at OTK. We have done a full market analysis. The world is completely primed for unfunny bald men. The year is looking so good, ladies and gentlemen. I wanted to start off with that anecdote because we are going straight to the moon. I'm glad you're here. Isn't the moon bald, too? Lucrative markets. There's been a lot of talk recently. That's me right there. That's when I bought. Right there, baby, at the tippy top. I'm waiting. I'm waiting for all my boys to get in. I'm waiting to go up. It's not only just a championship mentality, but you're just a winner. You want to get in with the winners. If you come in at the tippy top, then you don't even need to go anymore up. You're already the best. I'm not even listening to a word you're saying. I want crazy amounts of Ritalin. I'm going to have a flying fuck. What is Ritalin? I'm up 12% in Dogecoin right now. If I refresh and I'm probably down 10%, I'm going to go fuck. Right now I'm looking at that screenshot. Nice. It's time to actually take a look back at everything that happened last year. Today we had our very first cooking stream on S-Fan stream. It was one of the most successful cooking streams that Twitch has ever seen. And another asset here at OTK, our eSports team. We welcomed our eSports team. They've already competed one time under the OTK banner, made up of Trill, Mez, Seadoo, and SamIM. They were able to get a top three placement in their first tournament. We really should get a picture of Seadoo not wearing the Method jersey. That's not... And we also did a lot of events throughout 2020, even though we were only live for three months during that time. We did the Halloween IRL transmog competition, friendsgiving, and our raced world first. Can we go back to the previous slide? There's one thing I want to note about one of the players on our team here. So if you look there in the top left, Trill, that is the best World of Warcraft player in the history of the game. Not only is he a World First Raider, he is also a multi-rank one player. So he's the best in PvP and the best in PvE, and he's a part of OTK. He really is. He really is. Just keep that in mind. That's what we do around here at OTK, best of the best. And then there's Chuck. And then there's Seadoo. We got him in here because we love him. We feel bad. We love everything about him. He's got like three dogs to take care of. Four dogs. Did you make this picture? I can go search it in. Looks like Star Wars. There he goes. Wow, that transition. Can we do that again? Woo! Wow. This is crazy. Now, as you take a look, this was one of the first tastes we had at what we were calling here at OTK, a mega event. In 2021, you can expect to see many more mega events. That's good. Probably not on Aspen's channel. Mega events. Mega, mega, what? Mega events. Mega event. Mega event, it is M-A-Y-A-I-S-H-O-T. Two Gs. Yes, two Gs. Sorry. We did our first ever charity stream which was on Mizkiff stream and on Aspen stream and we raised over $275,000 in that event while opening up a first edition fossil box. We announced our first sponsor in Game Fuel. We also grew Hey! We also grew our team by eight members. Also, we need to start talking about what is next. In 2021, we're going to be bringing you bigger events, weekly shows and much more. And throughout the rest of the presentations, we are actually going to get to take a look at all of those things. Every single other person here has a presentation ready for you. All right. So, I might be the newest member to the team, but quickly, you know, I've arisen, as everyone here knows, as you guys know, head of finance, okay? Money. My middle name. It's what we do, okay? Any questions? Boo! Get off the stage! Boo! We'll get to you in a second. Okay? Sorry. It's just watching the office. Are you kidding? Sorry. Okay. So, people want to know how we're doing. So, we got the official financial report. As you can see, this is worth some sort of currency. That's pretty good. Bro, those are fucking chocolates. They're not. Rich, tell them. How are we doing? We are doing very, very good. As you can see. Hey! That's a good question. Yes. How are we doing? Well, as you can see, we're loaded. Okay? And if you see this graph here, it's going up. Okay. So, when you see the graph going up, as you should know, it's a good thing. Yeah, we went down a little bit, you know? Now, we're going straight to the moon. Uh... Can we get pizza afterwards? Absolutely. Because we can afford it. We can afford it. You're damn right. Okay. Now... Oh, shit. Yes, things are going well. Okay? But, there is an issue at hand and it's very, very, very high priority. Yes. Let's get there. Okay. Huge problem. It's a good picture. This guy has to go. Guys, he's investing all of our money in terrible things. He's talking about things no one cares about. And honestly, he's just not very funny. And he might be asking why? Number one I don't like him. I really just don't like him. You know? As you can see look at his face. He has a face that's easy to be not like. Look at him. Massive brand risk. Next. Proof. Wow. Wow. You see that? Now only do you see a brand risk. He is violent and unstable. Jesus. Look how he's mad handling me. What did you say? Okay. Alright. He's also the main antagonist. Oh my god. Yes. I'm a people pleaser. Good for them. Okay. And you know what we got? More video clip picture proof. He's got a great ass though. That's true. So if we ever get like a me undies sort of deal. And if you're still around we decide to keep you. I'm a good asset. Sociopath. Clearly. He always talks about himself. Listen, you can be saying that to anybody in this org. Okay. I'm going to give a fuck. Well not me because I care about everyone else. I'm very kind. No, you're a psychopath. True. Okay. Sorry. I wasn't listening. What is a sociopath? A sociopath is someone. A twitch streamer. A twitch streamer. Yeah. So if you go live. So it's everyone there but Rich. I'm down 2%. Okay. That was I had no come back to that one. That was good. Alright. Next post. Chokes like a girl. That actually is true. That's only like a one handed one. I mean you ever watch like the Simpsons? If Homer tries to strangle Bart he goes in. And of course he's clearly soy. If you want even more proof we got it dude. Okay. Legally considered salt. Okay. I got to say I got to say guys we need to we need to vote them out. Thank God I'm in. But before we vote I have one more thing very important. Does Maya deserve better? Does Maya deserve better? I do want to talk a lot about expansion here today. You're not going to start. Can I get a pillow? Like Jesus Christ. Can you use your shoulder? Absolutely. Absolutely. Okay. And we're good. Good. Okay. So I do want to talk about expansion. There's a lot going on. A lot of movement gone on recently. And I think that there's a lot of opportunities for us to move out. Right. Move out and move up. That's what I always say. Cement our status as a world superpower. America. China. Uzbekistan. Okay. Offline TV. We could be there. Comedy Russell. You name it. Right. We could be among those names. We could. Okay. We really could be among those names. Among us. Lobbies with Pokemon. But it's 5000 IQ. Yes. Do we have that? Do we have it? 100? Yep. drip drip drip. Yes. Yes. But where? Los Angeles. So here's the problem actually. No. Fuck yeah. It's a hard one. It's not just a normal. No. It's a hard one. Why? Offline TV does have a powerful military foothold here on Los Angeles. Los Angeles has been encrypting the place like crazy. Right. It's been absolutely ridiculous. Sakuno has come out of nowhere and he's a really nice guy. Really really nice guy. I was thinking the only way we could take down Offline TV is I have a document I wrote up. I don't want to see it. Yeah. It's a good start. It's just my intro. Yeah. I mean I think that's fine. Right. But don't just call it a document. Call it a manifesto. Manifesto. Yeah. Alaska. Alaska. Winter storms do threaten our mobility. That's a good thing. Why is it a good thing? Because then I don't have to leave the house. And people won't be able to tell it's dangerous. Go ahead and move that too. Can you write that down as a pro? Okay. Bears. I hate bears. Nick doesn't like bears. How do you guys feel about bears? I'm going to be honest. That leads me to my next question. Do we want bears? Because that could really change the world. No. No. Pandas. I've had this happen before. What's wrong with the pandas? They just come in and they ruin everything. You think you have it all thought out? You think everything is okay. And then they add the fucking pandas and it goes to shit. Yeah. I do think in general, if we decide we want bears, this could change the whole Alaska thing. Bears are way better than pandas. Do you have any more info about bears? Yeah. I do. Number one. Frick bears. I don't like them. Personally, I'm not a big fan of bears either. Why? They're spawns of Satan. True. Most bears that I've met come from Satan. Of course, Nick, you just told me and I immediately added this into the slide. Just like that. Nick is afraid of bears. I'm afraid of bears. I'm petrified of bears. Bears scare me. Why do bears scare you so much? Well, because they remind me of a girlfriend of mine called Milena. Really? She squeezes me and when bears squeeze me, I die. When they move on that point, they can smell the menstruation. They can. When I'm menstruating, Milena knows it takes advantage of me. Bears will do the same thing. I don't really know if that is something that we can really deal with. It seems like a huge risk. It seems like just out for blood. Just like Milena to you. Yeah, and Maya. Another thing, obviously, this almost went without saying. No opposable thumbs. Right, it's just, yeah. It's just stupid. That's why they can't drive. They're going to talk shit about no opposable thumbs and you live with Jenny. She has opposable thumbs because we suppose they're thumbs, but they look like toes. So go ahead and write that down. Those are opposable thumbs. With two teeth, right? So that leaves us to ask one question. What is left about expansion? The CBC, the CBT, the GME, the NOK, the AMC, the Doge. What the fuck is this? It's a bowling ball. That's right. Bowling team. Yes. Bowling team? Yeah, a bowling team in South Korea. Yeah, that's right. A bowling team in South Korea. OTK On to Korea. Yeah, what do you guys think? How about one true Korea? I don't think we can start a war if we say that. There is one over that. Oh, so that's fine. Do we think we can get a war-sponsored? Rich? I can call my guy. The network is obviously already established. The network has already been established. As you can see, we have a strong foothold there already. There are a lot of advantages to Korea. They have good internet. K-pop stardom can come from it. So I have a quick question about South Korea. What is your policy on socks when it comes to feet? Not required. Encouraged. I think the expansion is going to be very strong. The language is going to be very easy for us to learn. Any questions so far? What does that say? Four. I could say it. Four double beds. No, this is wrong. That's not what it says. It says by expanding to South Korea it gives us a lot of opportunity for growth. Five questions. Do you have an 8.1 inch dick? Because Karen at the front office said that you have an 8.1 inch dick. She saw it. Apparently you were doing yoga. I saw a big dick. Oh. No. Dolby 8.1 was being installed. You have to pick cock. It's round. Nice. We all saw it. I saw your fucking cock in the bathroom. Huge ass dick. It says it right there. Who messes my slide? Come on. It's not a joke, like this is something serious. Like I worked really, really hard on this. Someone edited it. So guys, what do you think, South Korea? Are we supposed to- I'm not thinking North, but we could do a poll. You should all poll it. I'm with North. I feel like there's more content in the North. I'm gonna be real with you. That probably is true. Yeah, I'd like to be on top of it. We could just run a giant ethernet through the border. I'm sure Jenny would probably just stream it. She wouldn't give a shit. She'd do a 24 hour stream there. 24. 248. Wait, wait, it's not even over. It's not even over. What is this? What the- Oh, it didn't work. Hold on, this is not, hold on, guys. This is, hold on, this is not- What is this? Hold on, what? This is not, it's not- What is this? Are you doing a red recap now? What are you doing, dude? No, this is not what it looks like. What are you doing? This is not- It's stuck. I- Oh, how convenient. Next up, ladies and gentlemen, we have a very, very interesting presentation, a very important one, on how we can make more money in the next year. And this one is going to be presented by none other than Asmongolf. Davia Suve had a pretty amazing few months here. Okay, OTK has been an organization- What are you gonna say? OTG? What are you gonna- Shut the fuck up. I just said some random-ass words. I wasn't even thinking about what I was saying. I don't even know how this sentence is- So basically, this is gonna show you guys how to make a little bit more money, and also, not only that, how we're gonna make a little bit more money. So Rich has prepared this slide for me and this whole presentation, so we're gonna go through it and take a look and see kind of how it works. So next- Oh, come on, man. Dude, dude, it's so good. Come on, man. Really? Do you say the thing? Okay, all right. Sup, y'all, it's me. It's your boy, Aswin Gold. Yeah! Yeah! Woo! Okay, all right. Am I done now? I need to mess this up. That's the only slide, right? Next slide. Oh, shit. Okay, all right, let's see. Go to Stormwind. Oh, I know this. Oh, is that- There it is. Yeah, of course. So basically, you have to go to Stormwind. Now, this is the first step and the most important one is you wanna go over to Stormwind. The main place to be is on top of the mailbox. So what you wanna do is there are mailboxes all over the place and what you need to find is a mailbox with a lot of people around because you don't wanna be dancing to an empty room. So what you wanna do is you wanna find a mailbox and after that, here's what you wanna do. You wanna get hair. Question. Is it okay if I only have half those things? Half of what things? Well, I have hair. I just don't have a wow account. Yeah, it's fine. That's okay. You can just do it on Twitter. I have a question about the last slide. Yeah, absolutely. We're talking about making more money and we're here at Stormwind. We're gonna be dancing on the mailbox as a female character. Now, does our name matter? Ashley XOXO. So I was thinking something like Maya or Maya's feet or a name like that. So here's the thing whenever you get into feet, all right? What's here about feet? Let's talk about feet. So number one is if you're getting into feet, you have to understand that you're talking to a very, very handcrafted audience. This is a very, very finely tuned audience. Wait, so they're like hands? Or they're handcrafted or footcrafted? Oh, fuck. Is it footcrafted or handcrafted? He's right. Oh, shit. There's not as many of them, all right? So there's not as many of them. And because there's not as many of them, they have to take what they can get, which means that if you tell them that you have nice feet and they like that, you can get a lot of fucking money out of them because most people that you tell them that, they fucking block ya. So there's a number of bits of proof that I have, but I think the main proof is actually just online already. If it didn't work, they wouldn't have named this after me. Using your clout for free shit. Number two, it's your ball. Question. Yeah. If a bear shits in the woods, does it make a sound? Ask Nick. Next question. Yes. If an Asmogul doesn't stream, does he have clout? Shit. I have a question. Go ahead. To kind of piggyback off the first question. I'll have to make a tweet and see and see how many interactions I get. Does it smell? Do I smell? No, the bear's poop. No, you're a reeked dude. No, I don't. What do you mean? I haven't, look, I got, what the fuck? I showered, I showered for this event and you're gonna tell me that I smell bad. Question. When did you shower for this event? Last night. Question. When was last night? A while ago. Question. Answer. Daily double. Isn't that a Subway sandwich? Question. Why was this your high school yearbook quote? Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch. Team, team, team, 20 with my city. Why was that your yearbook quote? Like, what do you? Look, man, I like to get down. I'm gangsta, what can you say? Question, how many gangs were you involved in? What? Is it gangsta? You don't talk about that. Okay, all right. Asman. What? Why did you say the heck, dude? Question, why are we on ridgess slides? Question. Yeah. When did you last go to BlizzCon? What are you doing? Okay, okay, all right, listen. Let him explain why furries are cool and then maybe you won't hate it. Go ahead. No, you won't explain it. Wait, I do. It says buy Asman gold. Oh, shit. It says why furries are cool by Asman gold. So the reason why they're cool is basically if you put on the first suit, nobody can know that you didn't take a shower. This is why we need him. Shower with Miz and Maya. Oh, what? Is that what you just said? Miz? Let's just continue. Why is my presentation over here when you guys are over there? It's like the kids' table. Yeah, I know. You remember when you made the presentation? Yeah, I fucking worked hard on this shit. All right. Dude. Thanks for coming to my presentation. I really do appreciate you guys. All right, well done, brother. That was it right there. That was amazing. I had to steal this easel from Maya as she was doing an arch dream. All right. Welcome everybody. So unfortunately I didn't feel like downloading Microsoft 2007 PowerPoint presentations. I also went on Pirate Bay and it's not available there anymore. So I had to do this the old fashioned way which I'm perfectly fine with. I did have some extra macaroni and paper towels. So we're gonna go from here. Question. Rich. What were those paper towels used for? Those paper towels were used to clean up Dito's pee pee. He peed on the couch. I got really mad at him and I gave him a little spanking. Okay, thank you. Nick, any questions? I like spankings. Go ahead. All right, so we are at the OTK house, right? Now this is Espan's house right here in the purple. I said it is purple because that is Espan's favorite color. Purple is red because it is bloody. It's that time of the month. Real quick, can I add to this? Yeah. I think this is inaccurate, I think. No, he's right. Okay. No, Espan's house is way bigger and nicer and better and cooler. Why would he ever want to go over to yours? Well, there's no reason to do one of these, dude. Well, because it's more fun, you know? It's fun on the wild side. Russell's there, Mitch is there. Mitch said he's moving out the second Espan's house is done. Oh. Clash, you're rich. Why are you trying to leech off of Espan? Great question. Well, because I saw Jenny's been doing it for the past four months, so I thought I might as well just join the bandwagon. You know what I mean? That was it, dude. That was it right there. Wait, what is this word funded? We're paying for this? Oh, yeah. What the fuck? See, but the key word you just said is exactly it. We are funding this. Oh, we, okay. All right. I already bought the Pokemon boxes, so we're good to go on that. Oh, that's an investment. It's an investment. It's a long-term investment. Two months, typically. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm more, a long-term stock for me nowadays is about two or three days. I've been doing short, which is about two or three minutes. Yeah, we can tell you've been doing short. You just call mine short. Hey, shut up. Good? Yes. Why is my own pitch? Hey, shut up. Good? All right, so back to what we were doing. OTK funded tunnel and a zip line. Now, you're probably thinking, this is the best idea you've seen all day. And the answer is, of course, yes. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna take some string and macaroni, and we're gonna put it from the tippy-tippy top, and make it go all the way down to my house. This makes it easy and accessible for someone like Espan to get in my stream when I need him. Let's say that I need him immediately for content, Maya walked out of the room, and I have absolutely nothing. Well, what happens if I can do this? Oh, I'm out of content. You're good. Boom, we got ourselves easy access, EA Sports. It's in the game. Don't you typically just get carried by your chat for content? When you said don't, it sounded like doge, and I'm invested heavily. And I'm invested heavily in this zip line. Next is my funded tunnel. Now this is where things get juicy. If we're leaving away from the zip line, I have one question. How does he get back to his house if it's just downhill? Oh, shit. Great question. Down here in the tunnel system, right here, we're gonna have a bunch of extra stuff. Elevators. No, no, no, no, no. Elevators are a waste of money. Here, what we're gonna have is a giant corp of Heelys. Think about it. What was one of your most favorite times in high school? Driving down the hallways of Heelys. Gym class. Middle school. Gym class when you looked in the girl's locker room. Weird, Nick. So, here's with all your Heelys. We're gonna have them stacked up right here. And you can go through the tunnel system with your Heelys. What does the girl's locker room look like? What does the girl's locker room look like? Typically pink. I'm not gonna lie to you. And when I'm in there, typically empty. Nick, you have anything to say? I have never seen the inside of a girl's locker room. I just want to state that. Nick has never seen the inside of anything with a girl. You know what I mean? Question. What is a girl? Nick. Something that runs away from me whenever it sees me. That is correct. Yes. Azmin, do you have a rebuttal? No. Do you have the burp? Not yet. If you need them, I'll pat you, okay? I didn't have friends in high school. Yes, we know that for a fact. 100%, not even a question. All right, so right here at the end of the Heelys, you get off, boom, warp pipe, back up to S-Fan's house. We're fucking chillin' in there. Cooking streams, 16-hour cooking streams. I don't give a fuck. Over here's probably Jenny's. There's our address right here. Jenny's probably just shooting at it right there and having the time of the sun doing her classics up. But you know what? It's all good in the hood because we have Mitch Jones down here, suntanning with the fucking by himself. And he's got a bunch of cans over here. Here's his juice land he bought for $30. This is exactly what we need. So what do you guys think? I really like the zip line idea, the tunnel idea I don't like as much because I have to go uphill and that's more work. Question. But you don't need to go uphill, honey bunks. Look, it's a Heelys down here and then you just take this. Well, no, because the Heelys, number one Heelys were for losers. Like. Can I talk to you outside? They were for losers. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I know you're gonna be mad at that. I knew you were gonna be mad at that. I'm not gonna be in a war with a guy who hates Heelys. I'm not doing it. I'm over it. Yeah. I'm over it. I know it's gonna happen. I'm so sorry. Like, dude, we can't keep doing this. The Heelys hate is so unbelievable. It's bad, it's bad. If I can't have my Heelys, why am I in here? We agree. They're fucking for losers. They suck. I know. All right, the results, more productivity, more money, which equals more power. We have more Pokemon cards we can do, more Dogecoin we can buy and with that Dogecoin, we can buy more boxes. More boxes equals more clout, which maybe Lily Pichu will finally retweet something from the org. Also, we have Tommy in it here, and that's fucking sick. Also, this guy. What does Ellen Musk have to do with this? Ellen DeGeneres fucking sucks and she completely tortured her entire team of people that work behind her, thus resulting in the show to crash. What a bitch. Yes. Rich? Look, I think that this is all, that's the last one, isn't it? How did you know? I think that this is all great. I think you brought up a lot of really good points, but I have one. Oh wait, Nick's content ideas. Yep, right this time. So let's talk about the pros of Nick Paolo. Yep. He's irrelevant. Yes. Which means it's very easy. To grow me. To grow you, because you can't, it's literally a seed in the ground. Yes. The word is potential. Potential. Yes. Potential potatoes. Which I eat and now I look like one. Sir. Number two, why Nick Paolo is great for this org? Melinda. Yes. That's how you spell that. Is it? That's Melinda. While we're here, let's tune in and see what we can do to make some money. Man, I have no content to react to today because I watched all the Daily Dose of Internets. I wonder what Asvin's been doing. Asvin will react to his own content. Look at this. Asvin will react to his own content. That sounds like a great idea. Ooh, a cookie. True, but you know what he didn't think of. What if we react to clips with friends? That might be the future of React Andy's everywhere. This is it. That is a very big true. That's so much of a big true. We're gonna turn it into a show. We announced that whenever we began the Oregon, it's time to give you a date. February 1st on Ms. Kiff Stream is going to be the day that the OTK clip review show begins. Guys, we have brought together some of the most experienced and well-respected React Andy's on this platform and we are here and ready to give you the best possible React clip show possible. We look forward to seeing you there. It's gonna be a great time. Everybody's gonna be there and I hope you will be too. Peace. I hate it. It's so good. It's amazing. Ms. Kiff is a loser. I'm so excited. Ms. Kiff is a loser. It's so cool. I hate it. I'm having fun. I hate watching. I'm so excited. I am so horny. We can do. We're on to you. Thanks for coming. I'm alone and I cry myself to sleep. Every Monday.