One day, Will.i.am complained about conservatives, calling them "terrorists". This caused President Obama to really like him, even though he then switched to asserting that "love for your own gender" was bad and eugenics was good.
Fast forward eight years. After failing to get Gonorrhea from Selena Gomez, Will.i.am gave up on learning how to Kung-Fu Fuck. Perhaps he could wait until Justin Bieber was 18, but for now he didn't even care. That is, until King Harkinian told him that Fergie had the HIV virus and would die if he didn't Kung-Fu Fuck her.
Alarmed by this revelation, Will reunited with Mario, Luigi, Obama (who had become toast), Lightning, and Snow, and set out to fuck Justin Bieber and get Gonorrhea, weather or not Chris Hansen would let him. But all is not as it seems - Kung-Fu Fucking may not be the solution to all of his problems. Or is it? Stay tuned to find out.
(No ridiculously long description, I have far too much chem homework to do)
(Subtitles may come if I have sufficient time)
APM - Cockney Capers
Army Staff Sgt. Salvatore Giunta's Medal of Honor Ceremony (Public Domain)
Carl Douglas - "Kung Fu Fighting"
Dido - "Thank You"
Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy XIII
Hot Chelle Rae - "Tonight Tonight"
King Harkinian - "Under Attack (In the Morning)" feat. Will.i.am
Link: Faces of Evil
Rebecca Black - "My Moment"
Shakira - "Hips Don't Lie" feat. Wyclef Jean
Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II - "The Sith Lords Theme"
The Black Eyed Peas - "Boom Boom Pow"
The Black Eyed Peas - "I Gotta Feeling"
The Black Eyed Peas - "Just Can't Get Enough"
The Black Eyed Peas - "The Time (Dirty Bit)"
The Black Eyed Peas - "Where is the Love?"
Wizards of Waverly Place
"Yelling at Cats"
Zelda: Wand of Gamelon