 All right, so it's nice English weather outside, absolutely pissing down. We're at Morrison's and we're going to show you how to do vegan here. Let's go. Okay. So we've got some sandwiches behind us. Looks like there's some bakery goods here. We're going to have a suss and see if any of that stuff's vegan. Uh-huh. These are made with pig's body parts, so definitely not. These are made with a bird flesh, so no thank you. These samosas are good. Dead fish, dead bird, eggs from dead pens. Avocado, olive and tomato. Check it out. The no turkey feast. Vegan Christmas special. Look at that. Nice one. How disgusting. They died in a blanket of their own blood. Like how they call it pigs in a blanket. There's nothing more about being stabbed in the throat. Vegan sushi. Here we go. This is what I'm talking about. Murdered fish. Vegan sushi. Fluffel and hummus are up. You can always go fluffel and hummus are up. This one's a vegan one. Bound. So just behind me is a little buffet where they've got all these little options, salad options and pulled barbecue jackfruit. I'll show you it. Pulled jackfruit, green noodles, beans. There's vegan options all along here. All right, last time I checked in every single supermarket I've ever been to, fruit and vegetables are vegan and you need to predominantly eat those as the most part of your diet if you're going to be a successful vegan for life. These are little vegan garlic bread. So if you can't be bothered making your own garlic bread, get it these ones. The hummus section. Say no more. Vegan AF. All right, so in the bakery section, they're selling these foot-long vegan rolls. Check them out. A foot-long vegan sausage roll. Take that, Greggs. What? Where do you get that in here? Look at it. It's bigger than my bloody head, eh? Big enough to fit in Pierce Morgan's mouth. Oh, so you can barely tell the difference. I can tell. Nah, actually, no, it's not. His mouth could fit about six of these in there. But look at that. I'm going to grab one. It doesn't even fit in my bloody trolley. Look at the size of it. Go, Morrison's. Fruit and veggies. Oh, my God, potatoes. If you've got to eat potatoes, sweet potatoes are healthier. Like, these contain so much nutrition. Sweet potatoes. Amazing. Get them into you. This is the morgue section. This is the Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal the Cannibal section, where all the babies are eaten, hacked up into pieces. Disgusting. We'll get out of the Hannibal section. If you want to know what the dairy industry does, it kills baby calves. And this is a veal liver from a young calf. They cut out their organs and sell it to people so people can eat their organs. If that isn't something out of a horror movie, I don't know what is. What have we got here? It's the luffle. The old corn. I always do the corn. I'm very good. Oh, here we go. Oh, meatless farm mints. Nice. Chili bean con carne. Chickpea curry. This brand here is one of my favorite brands, Vevera. They've got burgers. They've got steaks. They've got plant-based chicken, alternative. They're really good Veveras. Really, really good. Make a glory. Another vegan mints alternative. So, Morrison's have their own vegan range. It's called Taste. Really, really, really good. Good work, Morrison's. They're mozzarella. No mozzarella sticks. Yeah, good work, Morrison's. Got their own vegan range. Wow. Oi. Oi, oi, oi, oi. Come over here. Little vegan cocktail sausages from Gosh. Wow, vegan friendly. Good work. More falafel. This Gosh. I've never seen this Gosh brand. They must be exclusively at Morrison's. But look, they've got mushroom burgers. They've got little veggie sausages as well. Nice. They're mixing everything together. I didn't see those. Beetroot burgers as well. Slow-cooked murdered animal. Gas chambered pig. Horrible. All this cured meat. Type 1 carcinogen process meats. Get rid of it. Don't feed it to your kids. Get them the vegan version. Much healthier and so cruel, disgusting. This here is the leg of a baby lamb. Like they just covered it in gravy and frozen it. Little baby lambs being eaten for Christmas. How horrible. See what they've got. See if they've got any vegan cheese around here. So this is the non-vegan brand of this Ginsters. But they've also brought out, if you see these, if you see Ginsters brand, they've got vegan pasties now. And they're pretty good too. Pork pie. Disguised murdered body inside of a pastry. They've hidden more. So look, here's a brisket of beef. So it's a big bloody package of a hacked up cow. Like basically in this package here. But right next to it. Like literally right next to it. This gosh brand, vegan brand. Sweet potato pakora. Broad bean and quinoa bites. Bean spinach and pine nut bites. Tuscan vegetable bites. More falafel. And all below here, murdered animals. Sliced up little bodies of turkeys. Minced up pigs turned into, minced up chickens turned into frankfurts. And they don't even hide it, look. They don't even hide it. Three baby chicken. Three little baby birds. This is their resting place. This is their coffin. I know for a fact that corona is vegan friendly. There you go, Christmas time. Suck down a few coronas. Put a lemon in there. Lemon's vegan. Corona's vegan friendly. Just check your alcohol. There's a good website called Barnable. I believe it's called Barnable but we'll flash it up on the screen now. I'm pretty sure this recordling brand is vegan friendly now. I'm pretty sure. Double check that before we post this but vegan friendly cider. How can alcohol not be vegan friendly? Because they use fish, bladders and all that to filter it. Like the wine and just entrails and stuff in the filtering process. So check out Barnable as well. Christmas is coming up. People like to have a bit of a wine. I don't drink alcohol because you don't want to see me drunk. Pretty sure vodka's vegan as well. Uh-huh. Hello. So here's a mollo that's labeled actually vegan. Thank you, Morrison's. Let's roll. Trying to find some vegan cheese around here. No, this is not good. No good. No good. Don't look like there's any vegan stuff here. I've got a good vegan radar too. I can see it a mile away. All looks like breast milk, coagulated breast milk from here. Oh wow, look. If you want to get super cheap stuff like this. One pound for bag of lentils. Look at these. Pinto beans. Chuck them in a pressure cooker. Boom. Or if you don't have time for a pressure cooker. Here's some already done. Microwave them up. Boom. Few lentils. All these beans are super cheap. All right. You can buy them in bulk. Save money. Or you can just go and grab a can of beans or whatever. But you know, this vegan roll in the bakery section down at the other side. But Joey, what if I wanted a biscuit with my tea? My cup of tea. Everywhere in England, they're drinking tea. I want a cup of tea and I want a biscuit with my tea. Pretty certain actually that these digestives are vegan friendly. Correct me if I'm wrong. Oreos, vegan friendly as well. Treat yourself. I wouldn't eat too many of these though. Oh, they got golden ones as well. Look at the kids. Party rings, vegan friendly. Hit them up. Here are Ritz crackers. They're good to go as well as long as you don't get the cheese version. But these version, they're good. I always use this brand. If I'm gonna get smelly and dirty, this is good for cleaning. This original sauce brand. All of their products are vegan. So even when you get like the creamy ones, you know, vanilla and raspberry. Thank you. Yep, these are vegan friendly. There's even this foaming version. They're good. Fantastic. They're always cheap. So this is a method brand saying it's plant-based, but is it cruelty-free? Just because it's made of plants doesn't mean it wasn't tested on animals. But I'm pretty sure animal testing for cosmetics is outlawed in the UK. Committed to sustainable practice. I haven't seen anything about being vegan. So if it ain't vegan, it ain't sustainable. All right, so behind me here is the world food sections. You've got pasta, Mexican rice. You've got all those things you can make. Super cheap pasta, rice and beans. Like, I don't have to tell you. You can cook some pasta in a pot and put some veggies in there. You can cook some rice and beans and make a wrap with it. That's all down here. Pasta sauce, all that stuff. It's usually vegan friendly. Raps are usually vegan friendly. They don't usually put milk in wraps. Just a quick check. You can sort that out. If you're on a budget, like I've said it before, big bags of rice. Big bags of rice. Cheapest food per calorie on the earth. Look at this. Three for one quid. Three of these for one pound. Amazing. This stuff here. TBP textured vegetable protein, which is just soya. This is just soya with the fat removed. It still contains all the fiber, the nutrients. Amazing nutrient profile. Way more protein and much better than flesh. They're really good and it still contains fiber and a much better nutrient spectrum than meat has. So if you tap this into a chronometer, just check it out. It's really good. This is for a bolognese. This for a curry. Really good. But add flavour to it because it's bland, you know. Here it is, a notorious breast milk section. So much suffering in this session. Oh wow, thanks Morrison's. It comes from cows who graze for a minimum of 120 days a year. So the rest of the time they're in a barn being fed. Crops, they get to graze. And then what happens to them after that? What happens to them after you take the children away and take the milk from a mere after year? What happens to them after they go to this slaughterhouse? Thanks Morrison's. For farmers' milk? What does that mean? It means nothing. This is disgusting. Look at this. Gentle goats milk. Oh my god. What, did you gently steal their young away from them? Did you gently rape these goats? You know, real sick, hey? Did you gently bolt gun them in the skull and cut their head off? Gentle goats milk. How f***ing disgusting. Here we go. We're going to do the step. And we're here. Plant milk. So much plant milk. One pound a litre. One pound. Don't like almonds? Soya milk. One pound a litre. Morrison's have even jumped on board. They've got their own vegan branded soya milk. Go Morrison's. Boom. They've also got cashew. One pound a litre. Don't like cashews? That's okay. Morrison's have got you hooked up with hazelnut. One pound. They've even jumped on the oat milk train. Wow. Go Morrison's. Chocolate Oatly, film. Have you ever seen these little cold coffees you can get? Our pro have bought out their own. Check it out. It's almond milk. It's coffee. It's a quick go-to little thing. Ethiopian coffee and soya caramel blend. Boom. Hit it up. Hit it up. Okay so obviously here we go. My friends, the legends at Alpro just taking over. Look at them. They've got a whole section here just at Alpro yogurt. And who's coming in in close second? It's the Morrison's brand. They've got vegan cheese here. Mozzarella. They've got their Edda Ham slices here. Adam? I don't know. Who's tried this? I haven't even tried this. They've got Red Leicester here. Morrison's kicking goals. They are kicking goals here. Go Morrison's. Oh my Lord have mercy on the God's vegan friendly soya whip. Pour a bit of that on your Alpro. Only on a special occasion though. Boom. And of course here we've got the single cream. I'll always show you this but it's really good to reiterate that Alpro have some amazing stuff. Down here we've got viola. Viola. Viola. Viola. And yeah over there we have exploited murdered dairy cows. Make the right choice. Let's roll. Okay so just be careful with candies. They contain pork gelatin which is really sadistic and weird. Jelly tots. Vegan friendly. Okay for the kids. Or for the big kids. Here we go. I've seen these candy kittens. Be careful. These are vegan friendly but just be careful. Sometimes they use I don't know what they use beeswax. So they're not all of them are vegan friendly of these brand. Vegan marshmallows. So if you wanted to make a little vegan hot chocolate got on Christmas and put a little few marshmallows in there just to be cool. Do that. Check vegan candy. All the time checking candy. I'm pretty sure yeah. Yeah so Skittles are vegan in the UK. No problems there. Do they have a butter alternative for people? Here we go. Dairy free pure. If you want butter. I don't use this stuff it's coagulated oil but if you wanted to have butter on your toast. Go the dairy free one. There's no animal products in here too so they're good. I swear they're not you want to be having coagulated oil but it's none of my business. Looks like the free from section is getting filled up. The free from section in every supermarket will always have some good stuff. Look at this one pound for vegan mayo. Go hard on the vegan mayo. This is good one. Chipper. I've also got a vegan salad cream. Amazing. Put that on your salad. I've got these little Amy's kitchen cans of stuff here. Cheesy sauce mix. I always show you this chop pot because it's delicious. That's why I show it to you. The naked bars haven't been put away yet. Little vegan Christmas bites go mysons. Vegan Belgium dark chocolate truffles. Vegan friendly. Chocolate Bown. I've seen these before. Little mini-mouse for the kids. Bown. Fudge bites. Dairy free. These are good. These are little crunch bites. What are these made of? I don't know what they are but they're delicious. Some crackers. Vegan Morrison's. Go vegan Morrison's. Here we go. Oh and the free from section Christmas and Mint's pies. Go hard Morrison's. Bown. They've also got a little Christmas cake. Is this vegetarian? Is this vegan? Oh it's vegetarian. Why did you do that to us? It's got eggs down there. You did so well. Why? Anyway, cute aren't they? I might even get a couple of these. Just to give them out. Cool. And there's a bunch of other stuff here. Like just have a sauce here. There's like deliciously Ella. She's got a little vegan range as well. She's got a bunch of stuff if you find her. Oh cool. Even Morrison's here in the free from section. They have pea protein which is pretty cool. If you're training you want to add a little bit extra protein or instead you can use some peanut butter powder which is really cool for a little bit extra protein. Dairy free chocolate chips as well. If you're baking these are good for baking. A bunch of other dairy free chocolate down here as well. Okay this is one of my favorite sections in the supermarket. The frozen section. This is where the ice cream dreams are made or nightmares depending on which one you choose. So this is the nightmare ice cream. This is the ice cream dream. Ben and Jerry's vegan. Not all of them are vegan. Just check for the vegan one. Boom. The rest of those are nightmares. Oh Morrison's got a little vegan section here. They got meat free chicken style skewers. Check this out. Boom. They've even got what the hell? I've never seen this. They've got barbecue jackfruit burgers in the freezer section here. Wow. Little spring rolls. They've got the vegan vegan sign on there. Go Morrison's you bloody legends. Look at these. Little burritos as well. Little chili burritos. Christmas is coming up. If you're having a little party look at this little party piece. 50 piece Indian vegetable selection. Amazing what you find in the freezer section. The rest of that is murdered tortured animal body parts or secretions stolen from baby calves. So leave that. Yeah like weight watchers. Weight watchers. They should have also cruelty watchers. That's what a vegan sign is. That's what I am. The cruelty watcher. They're not vegan by the way. Hacked up murdered body parts. Frozen in a morgue. Disgusting. Yeah minced up body parts and stuff. Gross. Oh here we go. Check out the vegan range. All these little meat free burgers. Sausages. Vegan. Morrison's have got a huge vegan range. I'm very surprised at this one. We're at the one in Camden. Camden Morrison's. Boom. Meat free burgers. They've got a killer vegan range. Go for it. Like why isn't this all getting bought out? Go harden it. These are not vegan. Sorry Linda. Linda McCartney's always got a bunch of vegan stuff. Just if you're ever going to grab Linda McCartney stuff make sure you check for this little sign here. Suitable for vegans. Oh mercy. 360 calories a tub. Our pro yum. Here we go. Gluten free milk free. Boom. These are vegan friendly. Pretty sure. Oh jacket potatoes. These are cool. If you don't have much time these are frozen jacket potatoes. Chuck them. Can of beans on top. Bit of vegan cheese. Boom. All right I think I'm done in the freezer section. Ready to roll out. We'll just pay for these and do a little outro. All right so that was how to do vegan in Morrison's. This is Morrison's Camden. Huge Morrison's but how good is their vegan range? You've got to check it out. Absolutely. I was so surprised. I didn't know what I was going to find in there but if you have a bit of a look around you know you might even find yourself a foot long vegan sausage roll. Boom.