 It's so stupid it's positively Yep, Shalemaine the God Andrew Schultz we are the brilliant idiots back for another week of brilliant idiotness We got any pre-rolls tail again. All right, no pre-rolls So I guess we could just start the show. Let's start the show with a little segment that we call Positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot Andrew. I think you might have an answer for me this week Andrew What did you see this week that made you say positively brilliant? Oh, what a fucking idiot karma is a beautiful thing, Shalemaine the God karma is a beautiful thing man and sometimes people put out so much negativity and lies into the ecosystem and then manipulate people for so long that That they almost believe the karma won't affect them and when it does Shalemaine it is a beautiful thing to watch especially when your friends are petty They ain't nothing better than have some rich petty friends and sitting back and watching the Instagram images load Because I've been refreshing Duvall's page for 48 fucking hours It's something I'm satisfied whacked whacked his head to here's the thing right um the funny thing about Duvall Duvall really does keep a list Yeah, it's really like a mental list and he his people that have you know shit it on Duvall And he's not gonna pay too many people to too much attention. He's gonna ignore it for boy when you fuck up As he should be especially with this guy who we talking about now We're talking about um one of the greatest motivational speakers in history He's truly he's a motivational liar He is one of the greatest Motivational speakers in history. I mean this guy got all the bars, bro He think about some of the most brilliant things that he ever said This shit is blowing up crazy. What? I'm look. I mean because eat uh eat and just pulled it up on the um Eat it Why are you describing this thing for that activity? I'm doing it right here. I'm doing it right here. Oh, that was Taylor. I'll say Taylor just pulled it up And um, it's on the new york post bro new york post Relationship guru derrick jackson scroll up Taylor relationship guru derrick jackson exposed for stereo cheating on wife Wow, why everyone is talking about relationship youtube with derrick jackson's cheating apology video black enterprise Derrick jackson aired out after having to fail on his wife for four years. Damn. What may have a guru degree? Telling on god I guess the griot dating expert derrick jackson called out for cheating on wife apologizing in video news week derrick jackson apologizes for cheating on wife Sparks waves of memes and jokes. This is nuts man bt metro. Oh my god. This is bbc What the fuck, you know who's not gonna be getting that bbc all those girls that he was cheating on his wife You got to chill out for a while Here's the thing man, and this is the thing, right? This is this this is the podcast This is the this is the moral of this whole story before you even start talking All right, I would rather be known as an honest sinner than a lying hypocrite Because when you're a lying hypocrite hold on hold on hold on. I'm hypocrite. So let's not use the word hypocrite Can we use another word? But i'ma tell you why you're not a lying hypocrite. Oh, that's right. I'm i'm a truthful hypocrite You're a true it but and it's not and it's it's a difference when you're like see what derrick did Is he goes out there and he literally literally shits on Men right and it's like a level of of narcissism where he He purposely doesn't try to understand where another man is coming from as if he's never Made any mistakes whatsoever. You know what i'm saying and then he mischaracterizes people as well And he does it all for the benefit of his own pocket You know what i mean? So what's your witness thing right now? Literally ladies and gentlemen Is all of that energy coming back because one thing one one person that you cannot for one entity I'm not gonna say person that you can't fool is god You can't fool the universe what you give to the universe The universe will give back to you the universe knowing you full of shit The universe knows you making fool me you can fool the public you can fool your wife the universe knows Bro, so when you out there saying man, you don't have no sympathy for men that cheat on their wives Guess what's your experience in right now derrick? No sympathy Yo, you know what was most frustrating about this guy is this shows Even though we all know he was full of shit What he was saying we can't really disagree with You know because he because he'd be like don't cheat on your girl and we'd be like Yeah, motherfucker, but shut up Yeah You know why So but the thing about this is that With this guy like why he's the worst type of con man This is why he's the worst type of con because there are levels to con men, right? but the but the worst type of con man is the person that That profits off the misery of the people he's conning but tricks them into thinking that he's helping them, right? That's right. That's right. He's out there Selling these ladies these lies, right? He's telling them everything that they want to believe but is completely unrealistic, right? And he's set in an unrealistic expectation of relationships for these women So all these women that are in relationships start going. Well, I guess my relationship isn't good So they feel miserable and then all the real the ladies that get out of their relationships are now single And they can never find a man that's going to live up to these lies because even the liar himself can't live up to the lies So you make it all these people miserable and you just line in your pockets with their sad Fucking tiered up money It's it's disgusting, man. Is the worst It is disgusting and and I I hate how You know, he dragged his wife into this and the reason I hate why I'm looking even right now on shade room She's dressed in camouflage with I don't know if that's the bonnet of the beret at this point, but She said that's her that's the beret warrior crown. That's her warrior crown It's like yo, you did that to her like you you put her in the line of fire We all know how cruel social media can be show. Yeah She had nothing to do with this like you're using her as a human shield and she had nothing to do with this She wasn't there with you when you was cheating so she shouldn't be there Pretty apologies in the cleanup and all of that. You got to hold yourself Accountable I think I think she know She did know yo, but here's the most here's the most manipulative part of it, right? Is that talk to me? And this is why this shit is so fucking cruel. No, it's evil No, I'm not I'm not even joking when I say this show. No, this is next. What he does It's a level of evil. This is like some some tyrannical sociopathic Shit that he's doing. Yo, here's the thing, right? She is religious And he is taking advantage of her and abusing her based on how much she believes in the religion Yeah, so if she believes in forgiveness if she believes in all these things He could take advantage of that for as long as he wants. He's taken advantage of her belief in god Man, that is next level Despicable bro. I saw someone in the comments. It was like, oh, I'm about to get myself a godfair woman. So she keeps forgiving me Anyway, that's the bs about christianity. We talked about that right when people think uh, you know, uh Forgiveness is unlimited like breadsticks that I love garden But I'll tell you something else man when I heard derrick jackson say that he gave his life to god And his life went to shit. I know the devil was like bars. And they just say he was like preach Satan was like that's what I've been trying to tell people God damn g like how you say you gave your life to jesus and then your life got fucked up as I said in donkey today Yeah, as I said in donkey today, don't bring jesus into this you're bringing jesus into this Just like you bought your wife into this for no reason. It's everybody else's fault, huh derrick Everybody else's fault. It's never your fault textbook narcissism show Textbook, I mean textbook narcissism like you're you're you're deflecting and you're attacking other people like I saw him attacking John gray. It's like john gray. Don't have nothing to do with this. My brother derrick You cannot speak about any other man ever again for the rest of your life Derrick gonna have to get a job You don't think that he's gonna twist it around you don't think people want to keep the only people that'll follow him Is the most stupidest people in the world. He just gained more followers because of all this. No, he didn't Yes, I saw someone say that he gained 200 more followers after all this. I didn't see that I mean, I don't I don't I don't follow people are here for the show right The same reason why people follow the bachelor why people follow a reality show. They're not there because they're fans They're there because they just want to see somebody burn. They want to see the car accident, but That doesn't mean that they're believers. He hears the thing though That always happens is like there are a lot of women who have devoted so much time to him They've devoted so much money to him, right? That they're pot committed already, right? There's a term in poker like you're already all in So they would rather believe Him to be truthful and they'd rather stay with him than admit to themselves that they got tricked that they got con That they got duped and that they were a dummy And that's why you see these people defending the indefensible folks of the world Is because they would rather defend them than admit that they were stupid Nobody wants to admit that they were dumb that they got tricked that they got conned Especially especially if the person Telling you this guy was full of shit if somebody you don't like you don't want to admit duval was right If you hate little duval and everything he stands for and you Cheering derrick jackson on when he's going in on duval. You don't want to admit that little duval is right I'll tell you this though Religious women's stock is on the rise, bro. I think we need to get ourselves good christian girls, bro Because they are different nah, but you got to understand you keep on playing around with god creatures. You're gonna tell your ass I felt bad I really do feel bad for her because she don't deserve this She don't deserve the bullying that she's getting and I saw him tweet out this morning Slanted me don't slam to her. It's like bro. You bought her into this. Nobody knew who she was Nobody knew what she was nobody cared You cheated on your wife and instead of being a man and holding yourself accountable and taking full responsibility You did what narcissists do and that's deflect Look, this is my wife. My wife is just here and she's fine with it My beautiful queen like man stop king and she looked at him like He holding her hand making sure she like agree with everything Is bad and it's very misleading And it's just like a joke when he did that that video what you mean talking about when he did the um Reaction to his own video. That was a joke. That's textbook narcissism. The guys it was actually impressive He spoke in third person for like eight minutes I literally had to follow it and try to figure out who he was talking about He was talking about himself. He was like and derrick jackson is this and derrick jackson held himself accountable And derrick jackson is giving great advice people I said yo, this dude is a level of narcissism that maybe can't be cured I've talked to my therapist about narcissism. Yeah, my therapist don't think narcissism can be cured I don't think so either It's a sickness. Yeah And when you talk see people don't understand why narcissists talk about themselves in third person like that It's because they're distancing themselves from their bullshit. Yeah That wasn't yeah, it was that's basically what you're saying you're acting like you're holding yourself accountable But you're really not you're distancing yourself from your bullshit and you're talking about Yourself like you're another individual who doesn't have to deal with the shit that you're fucking discussing I don't Yeah, man. He almost was a cancer. He's like, well, I'm glad he's not a cancer I've never I just I couldn't be that full of shit show. I'm gonna be honest with you. I couldn't get on this podcast Oh, no, it says he's and no, he's not it says july 20th. He's like right on the cusp of cancer He is a cancer if he's july 20th I thought when did the cancer end 22nd july 22nd I couldn't be that kind of person that could like Like say all of that shit like really go in on motherfuckers about Certain shit and then be doing doing that shit I couldn't be that type of person. I couldn't be that full of shit Like the way my anxiety is just the way I am as a human I couldn't show up in the world like that, bro. Yeah, like I would never feel confident in anything I'm saying I could never sit in my car like him and do those videos Knowing that I'm fucking around like that. I could never do it. How can I fix myself to be like you ain't shit? Cause you cheat. Yo, what's up, baby? I'll be over in a second. In that instant note that like He knows how full of shit he is that he got to leave his own house to go to his car to lie Like You know, he wants to do that from the comfort of his home in his living room But his girl gonna look at him and she gonna note He smells like the last latin girl that he smashed and she gonna be like If you don't shut your ass up go out to your car with your little split screen and lie your ass off over there And where does he go from here? I mean, here's the thing. He's gonna have his cult following He's gonna have his supporters because people don't want to admit that they were dumb in that moment You see all these figures You see all these cult figures that don't want to admit they're dumb And he's the perfect type of cult figure because he tells you what you want to hear He tells you every feeling you have is right He tells you how you are being disrespected is a hundred percent true So why wouldn't you want to keep believing that shit? It's no different than horoscopes It's no different than like, uh, those pastors pastors do that. You know, many pastors that court missionary in the church and everybody still end up going because they preach the word He was just weak. It's different with pastors though. And I'll tell you why it's different with pastors They didn't lie like this. Yes a pastor is a human being who fell short the flesh is weak They tell us this all the time the difference between pastors and Derek Jackson Derek Jackson was straight up saying if you do x y and z meaning cheat cheat and cheat There's no sympathy for you. We don't have no empathy for you. You ain't shit. He said that So i'm going off your words, Derek since you like to talk in third person I'm going off your words based off your logic You ain't shit and you don't deserve no sympathy and no forgiveness based off your logic Your logic Derek. Yeah, you know what it is It's like a pastor admits that he's human and that he's going to fail just like all humans a Derek isn't being a pastor. He's saying he's Jesus. Yeah He's not so perfect. What's that? Nothing. He's so perfect. Exactly. Yeah, exactly bro. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you though I don't know if um I don't know if there's a lane for him after this I just I'm being I just don't I don't think so. I mean, of course people get over things Yeah, but this is so blatant This is so blatant that I don't think there's a lane for him after this like I just don't see it I I personally I personally don't see it for him. I don't see how anybody that's a sound mind Can continue to listen to anything he has to say About relationships are otherwise because the guy is just a liar and let's be clear He got caught this weekend, right? Um, I think I think tasha k did an interview with uh, the young lady who Who put him out put him out there the first video. He did respond to that. He lied what he said Yeah, he lied and say he said he said he said uh, what do you say? Oh, he didn't have sex We didn't have yeah, we had sexual relations, but we didn't have sex or some shit like that Yes The oldest trick in the book we smoke cigars together. All right. Yeah, we fuck. We didn't I didn't nut like whatever Whatever the fuck What is this like yo his first reaction was to lie and then come back and deflect with your wife Yo bringing your wife on Is despicable Despicable. Yo, especially especially if she wasn't part of the story if she was part of the story I would totally understand if she was part of the story if the story was about her in any way I get it. She had nothing to do with it Yeah So what how many how many men get cheated on and are you here about infidelity and adultery? We don't see these people's wives It's about him Why are you putting your wife through this so you could be forgiven? Like if your wife forgives you that's all you need to know You don't need to show the whole internet that your wife forgives you unless the internet is what you care about and not your wife You just said it shows. See that's it. He cares more about what the internet thinks than he does about the well-being of his queen Yeah It's really just that simple. That's it. He he's trying to save himself He literally used her like a goddamn human shield like, you know brown hell that kid up in new jack city And he did you take these bullets? That's what he did and now she getting Slandered 100 miles per hour and I don't care how much god you believe in I don't care how much Jesus you believe in I don't care if you how much you think you got that whole armor or god on if you're not used to this social Media shit and people are slandering the fuck out of you like they're doing her. I know that shit is impacting her That's why she's sitting on the instagram right now with camouflage on and a goddamn bonnet beret talking about motherfucking She ready for war. Oh, you're not you're not ready. No, you're not ready You're not ready And and you know how the internet is shows. Oh, yeah, yeah the more you feed that monster You're giving us you've been giving us you're giving us 72 hours of content Longer now you would have beret Oh, that is a beret. Wait a minute. There's something new. What's her instagram? I'm about to bro. She's on she's on the shade room Everyone's I feel sorry for her man and she and she's she thinks she can beat the internet There is nobody on this earth except for one person and that's the greatest white man of all time Tom Brady who beat the motherfucking internet. I thought she's gonna say michael jacks No, nobody has ever beaten the internet, but she is not used to it. So she's on there steady explaining She's grabbing her beret She's clutching her pearls And she thinks that she's going to change the tide of what people are saying about her on the internet Because she keeps talking about it. This is sad and derrick you did that to her I'm not seeing it bro. It's on the shade room. It's on the shade room The fourth post whose saxophone is that? Y'all look like you're fucking doing a fucking saxophone like that. This is sad, man This is sad. I send it to you. Oh my god. I got it. Oh, this is hilarious Well, why did she dress up though? Oh my god, yeah, honestly, yo, you know what her name is What? Her name is denia She's been denied She's been denying a whole lot Denying jackson Denying jackson Denying jackson This fake bro. It's not real. You can't your name can't be denia You cannot be Denying anybody. Has anybody posted action jackson under these comments yet? This is fucked up derrick you caused it that poor queen is getting slanted a hundred miles per hour because of you Watched by herself anyway, but yeah, man. He's he's he's after the camera. He's He in the car. He in the car doing his video. Listen a man's job is to protect and provide You are not protecting your queen right now king You sent her out there to the wolves and you should be ashamed of yourself derrick jackson You know, listen, you know, listen, derrick is going at me derrick going to duval He's going to gilly the king. I saw him going at my man. Isaac Hayes the third I didn't even I didn't even realize he went at all of them I saw gilly repost the video when he went at him. I feel bad because I took the bait. Yeah. Yeah I didn't know that was your thing. It was all it was all a shtick this whole time. Yeah This whole time is a shtick You know in high school when the guy's always telling all the girls In the match and the girl because he told like, oh, he's cheating on y'all heard in the football practice That's that guy who can't fight and you know a million guys like that. You know the guy that's like, okay The crew the crew the crew done been with this girl. I've been with these girls And then here go this guy Yo, you know, you know, these guys all they do is talk about you, you know I mean you're better than that yada yada yada and you like bro, you can fuck too Yeah, you don't gotta do all this What's the point and you ain't really trying to save her smooth operator You ain't even trying to save her you just trying to take another route But you want to do the same thing with this young lady that all the rest of us But he's hurt her feelings girls know we come at them or whatever the case may be But it's like they get it. They understand he's making them think that I would love you All these lies to these girls. What the fuck is wrong with you? girls boy I I I sincerely don't get it. I'm actually I'm actually over it. I gave him donkey of the day, uh Yesterday because we're recording this on Wednesday, but it's Thursday now. I gave him donkey of the day yesterday I didn't even know I was gonna give him 13 minutes Gave him 13 minutes. I didn't even know you know what I'm saying I don't I don't even have nothing else to say about this other than I would Rather be a honest center than a lying hypocrite, man I can't live with myself if I know that I'm just out here being straight up hypocritical I get on podcasts I get on reference club and I tell people that I haven't cheated since october 2016 You know why because I haven't cheated since october 2016 and I'm proud of my mother fuck himself Okay, people get on instagram and they get on social media be like that is nothing to be bragging about shit You ain't got a dick You have no idea you have no idea very proud I used to be an awe of andrew Andrew Schultz and my man paul richie because they were the two men in my life that I knew who were faithful to their women They're both white. I don't give a fuck what they are a man. They got a dick You don't think it's half a girl's what do you mean? That's smart though. Yo, yo Taylor Taylor nobody asked We're not talking about you right now. We talk about why should make this about her. Yeah Taylor jackson. This is Okay Girl's name is denier Yo, I can't believe her name is denier. That's crazy Denier is fun. I didn't know her name. Denier funny is I don't think you're saying it right Well, I we may not be saying it right, but just the way god want us to say God told us to tell her It's spelled this way d a n a i a Denier denier denier I'm just trying to remember how he said it in the video I actually spelled this last name too I'm just I'm trying to remember how he spelled this last name. She said this denier reporting for duty, sir I got your back. Yo, it is And by the way, I'm gonna tell you and this is this was my advice but Derek too go quiet Go radio silent and the reason you need to go radio silent because the more you talk the more you reveal how much of a narcissist You are he likes attention and but that's what narcissists do narcissists love the attention, right? So He should go quiet, but I'm gonna tell you what he's gonna do because he's already done everything else He's already he's already projected, right? So he said all of these things about men and how men ain't shit when they cheat That's because he's projecting. That's what narcissists do. He's projecting his bullshit on the other people Right and he's deflected by trying to talk about John Gray and talking about You know his his wife and you're speaking about himself in third person. The next thing he's gonna do is attack watch He's gonna start trying to go in on on other people, but it's like you already did that That's why you in the situation you in now That's why people is fucking with you so hard now Because you've been attacking for years and years and years you haven't ever tried to see what somebody else is coming from You've had no understanding your sympathy. You started yourself. You don't give nobody no sympathy And now those goddamn chickens have come home to roots on them big ass shows Straight up and I just I like listen I salute to him I truly wish him the best. I don't know what you can do for narcissism I really don't know. I don't know if narcissists is something that you can truly deal with but I just I don't have no remorse for the brother man I don't have no sympathy for the brother man. I'm watching the person get exactly what they deserve And they earned it nine signs and symptoms of narcissism Vulnerability to life transitions chronic feelings of emptiness and boredom difficulty with attachment and dependency Identity disturbance lack of empathy superficial and exploitative relationships excessive need for admiration Grandiosity exaggerated sense of self-importance. What's crazy about this? I've never seen any of these websites report on Derek Jackson. So something like this will actually gas him up And make him feel like his he's he's larger than what he actually is Yeah, what what what he doesn't realize social media is not Uh, not social media. These blogs like aren't responding to Derek Jackson Jackson and his standing in society They're responding to the reaction on social media. Yeah Social media is talking about it so much and social media has made it so big that these outlets feel like man We got a report on this shit. We missing something. Hmm. This this motherfucker him was really You know Got a name out here in this social media world So they're just running with whatever the hot story is for the moment So please don't think this is about you there and Andrew. He has even a video about How to be aware of a narcissist I've never seen anything like this, bro But why do you think his wife is not wilding out on him not beating his ass in front of She's a religious woman Praying over him man. All these religious women. I know I grew up in the church. They would beat the shit out of this man They beat that man out of church. We got hit with fans and tambourine. She's crazy She's doing that. She praying over him throwing holy water speaking in tongue all types of stupid stuff And he acting he's sitting there acting like he's affecting him like I'm telling you that's what he's doing That's what's nice. He's gonna go to church. They're gonna film him at church and all that other Yeah, he's gonna be crying talking about please forgive me Which everybody has to and like and you said earlier the shit that he was saying was all true Everything he was saying was Yeah, but the problem with him was there was no other side to he never had any empathy Yes, he never tried to see anybody else decide which is a classic example of narcissism. He never he mischaracterized people You know what I'm saying that part fuck you That's the part I don't like but the other part you were saying that was true. Don't cheat on your girl Be be good to your queen your wife or something like that. That's how you get your clothes in clothes washing That's how you get your food because by the way, we've met We don't be going in on nobody for cheating. No, I might laugh at you for getting caught But stay out your way And by the way, they're not going in on you for for cheating there. Yo, they're going in on you because you're full of Shit, I'll be honest with you fraud. We don't go in on people for cheating, but we do celebrate People who are faithful bro. Like I was I was at this like a little meeting The other day, right? And I was with this guy who uh, one of the guys happened to be From Norway and he was in America, but his wife was in Norway And I you know, I was fucking around them. I was like, yeah, so you cheating or whatever He's like, nah, man, I don't cheat and I was like, wait a minute. Are you religious? And he goes, nah, nah, I'm not a religious person. I was like, hold on You being faithful for you You know what I mean, like it's one thing to be faithful to go to heaven There's another thing to be faithful just because You want to be faithful to that person and I've really admired that I was like, yo, that is really cool At this point in my life, I'm that person and you know why I'm that person Because I don't want to embarrass my woman the way Derek Jackson is embarrassed I don't want to cause my woman that kind of pain when I stopped cheating five years ago It was because I realized I was running the risk of doing to my family what I saw my father do To our family. Wow. Wow. Wow. You know what I'm saying when I when my mom was in that room listening to lauren hill Ex factor over and over and over and I'm thinking oh, she's just cool Like no, she was in pain. Yeah, you know what I mean? And when I look at the impact it had on somebody like my little sister I'm like, I'm not doing that to my family and it's not worth it at the end of the day It's not worth it. You know what I mean? And I can tell y'all this over and over my life has been amazing Since I made that commitment. You know why? Because the universe is watching baby, whatever you want to call it god the universe the universe is like, okay He really really really is about that shit. He kicking You know what I mean? He What'd you say? Ready to receive it. That's right. That's right, bro. I love it like Like when someone texts my phone and my girl is like, who's that? I'd be like, why don't you look to dumb ass? I can give my girl my phone and everything Aren't you look through that phone? Yeah, how about look through the pictures, baby? Yeah Yo, that actually is a great feeling and it is though. Let's stay here for a minute. The best I'm in I'm in the gym sunday. I'm working out and um, I'm downstairs My phone is upstairs, right? And so my wife has to come all the way downstairs like, yo Hold on. You hear this as my wife got to come all the way down. It's a lot of stairs. You know what I mean? It's multiple stairs. This is what happens when you've got to pick out Now it is She had come downstairs to the gym She couldn't take it to elevator. She decided to take the stairs. It is what it is, you know I didn't get to I didn't get to house with the elevator. I thought that'd be too much No, she did they did ask if I wanted to see the house with the elevator. I didn't want that too much So and so she came downstairs and she's like, yo, you got to go pick your daughter Whatever whatever because she was calling. She was like, you don't have your phone on you. I said, no, my phone's upstairs Oh to have my phone with me in the gym I left my my girl. You gotta love it. That's a great feeling. You gotta love it I left that shit in the car. We're hurt and I went in the house. I didn't even think that enough Don't care. Don't care friday nights If I feel like going upstairs and just going to sleep, I might leave my phone in the other room It's just sitting there on the table. I don't care. What about I'm disconnecting. Anyway, what about this one? What about this one? Hey, babe, can you call the uber? Oh For me and don't have to look twice or show or show what a meme and don't have to put your phone on airplane ball So you can see so if something come through real quick Man, I love it, man. I love it. So you don't gotta put your phone on Is You like, hold on. Let me show you this meme real quick. Hold on. I'm trying to find it meanwhile I'm going to sentence. They're playing more This is the only bad habit I still got putting it down putting it down like that Ladies y'all need to know this just because a man puts this face down like that. That don't mean anything Just to have it, you know why you know why I put it down like that So it doesn't distract me From my time with you That's a fact Because real talk think about you getting all these texts that are coming in It could be business. It could be whatever and now you look at your phone every few minutes Put it down. Now you don't see I don't even think that's a cheating thing I really think I just don't want to be distracted by my phone while we're having dinner or whatever What's so What's so interesting about this conversation? Taylor's young And you know her boyfriend is young so she's still going through that fuck shit. You know what I'm saying No, so the stuff we talking is a foreign language. He don't leave his phone. Just laying around. Yes, he does You're a liar. Yeah, I don't believe you do it. I don't believe you. What's his passcode? No, I don't need to go. What's his passcode? What's his passcode? Because you don't want to know what you're about to find out He should have gave it to you But if I trust him, why would I even have that's another good flex too when you just be like, yo Unlock this for me. You give it a phone and you like she's like the phone is like, I'm like, you know the passcode Yeah, if you don't know you just throw it out to her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe you I wouldn't even give him my passcode though because there's no trust between y'all young y'all gonna get it I ain't got all my shit. Listen, and I'm gonna tell you this right now. Everybody got your shit Your shit is zero one two three Everybody your shit is so easy everybody know what But that's what I got a high number I was that's why I I'm all my guys rid up like all my text messages that come through it goes on my girls Um laptop ladies and everybody else is in the naked pictures because you see that shit my DMs all them naked pictures My baby see them because I'm not married. Yes Yeah, but why would you I just wouldn't want to be in a relationship like that I wanted but I'm just saying she has to look watch like look at it though. She doesn't you don't have to But she knows that you are a whore though, right? So she's making sure and she's trying to cure her own stuff Do you remember who I was exactly? I said, would you would you have me? I wouldn't date you She took the chance to and that's why she got me in the lock. Okay, but that's good I'm just saying I wouldn't want to have to feel like like I just wouldn't want that That's why she happy. Okay. I'm not I'm just saying I wouldn't want that All I know is it's a beautiful feeling when your wife trusts you. Yes You know what I'm saying because the same way women know when you out here doing some bullshit They know when you not and it's a beautiful feeling when your woman Trust you and I would not ruin that distrust for the world See sometimes you just got to ignore bra Sometimes you're in the dms, you know the other dms the ones that instagram don't even want you to see Yeah, what's the other one the ddm the ddm You know what I mean and you see a tiny little avi Tiny little avi girl look fine. You know what I mean? You open it up and it could be a picture that you sent and then she's like Do you want to instagram goes would you like to allow pictures from this account and you gotta tell yourself You gotta be like nah, no, I would not like that I know I know a photo's mean if it's just a photo. I know what that means By the way my wife know what I like My wife know what I like And she ain't not what she's not worried about what I like because I like old doing If I was still out here in these streets and they don't know how to use instagram If I was still out here in these streets lennard mckelvey, they would I would be dating women over 60 Come on, bro. Stop that. I'm trying. I'm not Bro, Stephanie Mills Chaka Khan stop it. I've been I've been telling y'all about patty labelle for years Uh, thelma from good times bernadette bernadette. Uh, stanos. Uh, stanus. What's her name? Angela baston Man, I'm telling you well take a need in because I'm dead. Hey, I'm the man. How long we know each other A long time a long time, right? Yeah, did I know you back when you were sinning? I was that's when I was a different human I didn't see a lot of grandmas around back No If you if you did you didn't think nothing of it. Yeah, all right This man funny. He's like, I don't know how that derrick jackson guy could just go on and say something Two guys had known him over a decade Talked about I just like 60 rolled women. No patty labelle's always been on my list though. That's a fat You've had a couple old joints on your list. I'll give you that patty labelle's son called into the radio station and filly one time I wanted to beat my ass Bro, stop talking about my mother fucking mama like that, man And that's when I was arrogant and egotistical. I was like it ain't my fault. Your mama fine. So it's my fault. Your mama fine It's my fault that man did not like that but listen But she beautiful, but I'm serious out and it maybe it's just me in my old age I don't know. Maybe it's because I got molested by an old woman when I was young If I was out there in these streets, she wasn't at all, bro She was I was eight She was in our 20s That's nowhere 60. You know what 60 smell like? 60s are nice. Yeah, they smell like church lady. That's it. 60 is beautiful, man Were we not looking at queen of four the other day? I thought queen of four was a beautiful woman, man I think charlamagne got some sort of fucking Podcast deal with the oxygen network or something Yo, you executive producing the reboot of the golden girls or something bro, what the fuck is going on here? Are you doing the black version of the golden girls with lunel some more? I gotta do something No, no, no, I do all the women all the women are where it's at right now, bro. That's what you want If I was in these streets, it would definitely be all about the older women 60 and up, bro. I'm telling y'all y'all sleeping man pay attention to these 60 and up women, man What you mean? If I was in these streets up here, I'd be at the parlor. Okay. So 50 and up. No So holly berry not beautiful Like 50 something years old You don't you don't get a holly berry and uh and burglars every day Angela Bassett, Angela Bassett. You don't get that every day Outliers the reason that they're beautiful is because they don't look their age He don't even know jl 52, but no, that's what I'm saying shows the aging is different now It's just like 40 year olds don't look like 40 no more. No rich people don't age. That's all Aging change will talk and fillers Yeah, a regular 50 year old person have been working at home depot their whole life. Look Well guys, I'm sorry if I respect my elders than y'all don't you You object to find them They got a bunch of peppermints in their part first looking come here I heard what you said about me shalom the podcast All the women love me too. Why you think them dad jokes them dad jokes be hitting with all the women Oh, yeah, what do you go with? What's your opener? What's your opener dad joke? Hey, are you be talking to him when they say something to be like man knock it off you only 35 When they're with their daughter or their son you be like, oh, is that your brother? 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It's a young adult fantasy book and for me I grew up on You know young adult fantasy I grew up on the judy blooms and the bevely clearlies of the world And one thing those books never had is black people in them And uh Anita's gonna be one of those authors that changes that so make sure you pick up her debut novel shallow waters About the ocean goddess yemiya that'll be out august 3rd, but you can Pre-order now dr. Umar undeniable entertainment He is the black alex jones That's that's how I praise bro. I'm telling you dude. No, that's a high bar. I mean alex alex alex is up there bro alex has accomplished a lot like alex has had a lot of success Yes, I don't know if dr. Umar has yet has yet to have that type of success. Let me take that back Uh But after I did what you're saying, though, that's not yeah in terms of I'm just talking about in terms of like pure entertainment value while they're talking He's not even trying to be that's what makes this so good That's the funny part. That's the funniest shit, bro Bro, it's one of those things that I learned I learned it from alex I learned it from umar I've learned for a few other people that like people enjoy entertainment and they're willing to sacrifice a bit of truth a bit of let's say even like um I don't want to say morality per se, but like they'll let their moral convictions waiver a little bit because Entertainment is so fucking value. They valuable. They don't want to lose that entertainment Like people will always forgive the person that continues to be entertaining through and through They might be a little upset in the beginning, but if as long as they come with more entertainment, they don't keep watching By the way, dr I mean that's a dr Dr. Umar don't even know how entertaining he is because it's tick tock. That's making him entertaining Tick tock is taking these videos and editing them like I posted this one the other day The little boy was in the car and the little boy was just like me Just calmly letting white pedestrians cross the street and then you hear you see somebody creeping to the He turns and looks and somebody creeps into the frame and it's dr. Umar just staring and then the undertake a bell plays Oh my god, man You can't listen dr. Umar is just too good. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I know people got their feelings about dr. Umar, but you know as shows just so eloquently explained I'm entertained. It's and if you look at it as entertainment If you just look at his pure entertainment and not fact You can't deny how funny it is. It's unbelievably funny Like when he's going through all the donate donations donations donations You gave five dollars you could have gave him 10 Who gonna give the african pan who gonna give the pan african prince some pussy No, he's never said that But he'd be like who won't be by queen who gonna sit on the The throne is a moondah with the pan african prince Like dr. Umar's amaze. I'm bringing dr. Umar back on the breakfast club. So y'all Got to you got to ask him man corona who started it Look at the word corona, what is the cc No, somebody just sent me a funny dr. Umar be mine posted yet. I'm about to post it this shit says Hold on this shit says why doesn't batman kill his village Why because black gate in the arcama for profit prisons. He's protecting his investment stay woke That shit is too funny No, you got to you got to you got to Listen, we was talking about reparations last week You saw the city of uh, eviston illinois will be the first city in the u.s to offer reparations to black residents. Whoa Yeah, this week the city council approved a plan to pay qualifying households 25 000 towards home repairs or a down payment on property I haven't read too deep into it because I would like to know what Qualifying households means But uh, the payments will go to residents are their direct descendants who face housing discrimination in the city between 1919 and 1969 that's what we're Dude, sorry to interrupt, but that's what we were talking about how the post slavery Legislation that oppressed black people is the best argument for reparations because it actually was Government enforced stifling of economic growth And if that same government is willing to assist those people or they're the ancestors the people they're effective I think that's completely reasonable and who could push back against it What white person could push back against the idea of writing something that was 100 economic um limitation I'm sure there's some white people who stormed the capital on january 6 who could probably find a reason No, but the city plans to pay out over 10 million over the next 10 years and the words of dr Umar you gave 10 you could have gave 20. Yeah Okay, uh, and it's it's going to be funded by a combination of donations donations And a 3 tax on sales of recreational marijuana. I'm not mad at it. It's the start You know what I mean? I mean like to me, this is the city of Evanston, Illinois dealing with its own sins I'm not mad at it. Imagine you put a tax on marijuana That went back to the communities that were most affected by imprisoning people for marijuana violation That's yeah, that's what that was happening. Yeah, that's what that's one of the things that's happened But killer mike that's what that's killer that's been killer mike's whole thing for the longest What killer mike feels like that should be in regard to the war on drugs. He said it should be war on drugs reparations So to your point I like it. Yeah. Yeah, that's what killer mike says. He said it should be slave reparations and war on drug reparations I like the nuance take on reparations. I think that like The overall look for most people obviously you're somebody who's like read a lot about it You've had conversations with people who've devoted a lot of time about it So you're super nuanced, but I think the average person especially average white person just goes Well, I got to pay black people my family got here in 1930. What do I have to do with it? But when you start to understand like how it's going to be paid back and for what exactly It becomes so much more digestible, man. Really interesting to see Yeah, I can't wait to see who follows suit. Um I guess we're in shit. You won't care about next week. What do you think about trump launching his own social media platform? And do you already have your page? I'm an administrator. So It's going to be part of my job is to get people over to the flat platform and like bring people over to the To the to the platform. Um Uh, say again Taylor's just talking. No, I've I put that into positively brilliant. Not shit. We don't care about. Yeah, but we can remix it Yeah, we doing a little remix, babe. It's all good. You know what I mean? Go find go find a beret to put on And just sit just sit there. Okay, just sit there. All right. That's why you need a nice christian woman All right, I understand the game. She's busy playing the saxophone. She don't know what the fuck is going on These muslim johns from philly These muslim johns from philly boy Listen trump's platform going ripped up, bro. You know who can't wait for trump's platform can't as always Yo, not only can't as always but all these media companies that are tanking because trump's not around for them to rally against Yeah, cnn down 45 percent msnbc down 26 percent Everybody and the fox news is also down like everybody is down in a major way because they don't have trump to rally against Really interesting threat. It's no threat show. It's no threat. Yeah It's no threat. Nothing brings people together like a threat. You know what I mean? It's the reason why you know when it bleeds it leads, you know what I'm saying the news had a A threat Every single day No, literally every single waking moment of the day It was going to be a tweet It was going to be and and it's so funny because I hear all of these broadcasts to state things like Oh, it feels so good to you know, not wake up in a world where you got to worry about what the president is tweeting You're lying. You care. I need that you care. You care. You absolutely positively care and and and what's crazy is you know Watching the hypocrisy of this administration, especially in regards to what's going on Currently at the border. You know what I mean? If if if one of you news networks just one of y'all msnbc cnn Fox if you show just a little bit of objectivity Just a little bit if you were able to say fuck a party Fuck what an ideology is just call it Right down the middle and talk about the hypocrisy That is going on right now in regards to the border and how biden is handling and and how people gave trump Hell or even if you just simply said hey, man, you know I hate to say it but I think trump handled things a little bit better at the border. Hmm Yeah, what I don't know what is happening at the border. I don't understand Well, right now it's this whole thing where it's an influx of people coming What you had to expect was going to happen because you know, joe biden Said during the debate that they they welcome you're you're basically you're all welcome, you know, and we're talking about canadians No, this is the the mexican border crazy The u.s. Mexico border crisis the wall I don't think they built it the way trump wanted them to build it But they they built some of it and I mean people are basically saying that the conditions at the border are the same You know They're they're using different language, right? Like, you know trump separated families um Trump separated families, but I mean biden is I would say he's separating families too, but they're saying that it's unaccompanied minors You know what I mean? So they're sending other people back and keeping the unaccompanied minors They gave 86 million dollars the ice to create these hotel like conditions for the unaccompanied minors to be in I'm just trying to figure out. What did they do? What are they going to do with these kids? Why why do they need hotels like do we put art? It's illegal Okay, unless you are unless you have like proof of asylum or something like that. It's illegal to To cross the border, right? You need That's not a legal thing to do. You're breaking the law It's just weird that we would show more grace to people from other countries that are breaking the law here than we would show To americans that break the law like I did if you're if you're speeding for example, right? They don't take you and put you in a hotel Right, they put you in jail like we put our own people in jail for things all the time Now i'm not talking about people are you know seeking asylum because they're targeted by these cartels or blah, blah, blah I'm just talking to the person who's obviously trying to come to america illegally And work in america. I don't understand why he has to be that's all they want to hotel I don't know man. I think it's messed up that you all of a sudden can pull 86 million dollars You know to to to give the ice to create these Hotel like environments, but you got homeless veterans on the streets of america same You got homeless veterans holding up cardboard signs that have actually fought for this country that would love to get some Get some room in board. I've been saying forever Veterans that went to fight for this country should get free room in board. They should get a stipend every month They shouldn't have to pay no bills. They should get free health care the best health care too They should get access to all of that Like there's no reason for somebody that fought for this country Sitting somewhere with no legs holding up a sign begging for change You know what I mean, but you got 86 million dollars to give to ice to build hotel like conditions for You know Breaking the law like they know that it's breaking the law Listen, god bless those immigrants. You know what I'm saying. I wish all humans the best, but god damn, bro You know, I mean I can it's kind of hard When you see them getting 80 when you see 86 million dollars going to ice and you know, it's not even going to those kids Isis ice is a government organization. So technically they kind of just paying back them fucking selves also Am I wrong? I'm not no, you're right. But keep keep in mind also It's not like it's only kids coming like I think that's another illusion that they're trying to wrap in is It's not like every person that comes from south america or central america, right? That it's illegally immigrating here is also bringing their children I bet you the vast minority that are coming are bringing their children I bet you the vast majority are just coming for themselves and It just seems odd that if they're knowingly Entering the country illegally and breaking the law that we would Give more grace to them than when americans knowingly break the law that that just seems a little bit odd to me Yeah, and and and you know They're kind of getting in the way of the people who are doing it the right way You know I'm saying or trying to get in this country the right way I read these are Um Yeah, I mean it's the u.s. Mexican Guatemalan the Salvadorian like there's the central american people who are trying to leave Uh oftentimes horrific conditions. Don't get me wrong like I completely understand the reason For coming here, right? And I would love if we could create a more robust way to let these people come Legally into the country which they would absolutely take advantage of if they had the ability to 100% um It's difficult though because a lot of the people that need to come here because they're leaving these horrific conditions Don't exactly have a fucking apple laptop at home where they could pop onto the computer and sign up their immigration form You know, they might not even have a fucking passport from their country What you just said shows is is Is what was is kind of what i'm talking about right? It's like you said it's difficult Clearly there's no easy solution Right to this u.s. Mexico border policy But rock obama didn't get it right rock obama deported more people than any goddamn president ever right right so He couldn't get it right Trump didn't get it right joe biden is not getting it right clearly. It's no easy solution But depending on who's in charge The media will act like one is worse than the other. I read this la times article the headline biden promised change at the border He's kept trump's title 42 policy To close it and cut off asylum the biden administration says the trump era era policy known as title 42 Which relies on 1944 public health statute to indefinitely close the border to non-essential travel remains necessary The limit the spread of the coronavirus But at the same time biden officials say migrants at the southern border still can seek protection in the united states Are right afforded to them under us law now There's this one expert of this article that I want to read real quick When the trump administration implemented title 42 law makers Including then senator kamala harris called it an unconstitutional executive Power grab that had no known precedent or clear legal rationale But that's something that that's the policy that the biden administration is currently used I just can't deal with the liberal hypocrisy man. That's just all I can't deal with it That's all both sides are fucking hypocrites, man, but I think what you're describing I think what you're describing is why so many people Gravitated to trump and were willing to look past his uh moral transgressions, right? They were so furious and fed up with uh, maybe liberal media and liberal politicians the hypocrisy of it that Anybody who is willing to call them out they were gonna side with and i'm sure that there's The exact same response from people on the left who were so tired of The right wing politicians completely ignoring how the nra was manipulating votes and making guns way too accessible to people who shouldn't have them And i'm sure they were just furious with that side of politics So they become maybe an uber left wing activist type person or at least supporter So yeah, what you're feeling is really fucking natural You're allowed to feel it and I think most people if they're going to be honest with themselves They're annoyed with Seeing that like blatant hypocrisy while also morally grandstanding kind of it kind of sucks, man Absolutely, I really think the people that actually is coming. I think they just decoys one of them getting caught And other ones that's born underground. Come on Please sleeping on them thinking they're gonna keep getting caught. They've been trying to do this shit for years They got all type of shit coming There's no way the people getting court supposed to get caught decoys That's interesting. Oh, yeah, brilliant. It is jump to shark. We got wax talking politics, baby Chris are we getting this right? Oh, we just brilliant idiot And it's right now. I think you're getting it generally right. I mean, look, there's no question that uh, biden's policies don't look that much different from trump's and I think it's also right that, you know Trump's policies were, you know, roundly attacked and you don't hear that same sort of noise coming So I think the hypothesis Uh, accurate. I do think you got to look at the bigger context of this though Which is, you know, when we talk about well, why do these people get the grace or Why are they coming here? You gotta understand the reason these countries are in horrific conditions is largely due to u.s intervention in the 80s The great point. There was a lot of, you know, there's something called liberation theology And I won't get too deep into it But it was basically like a kind of revolutionary movement through the catholic church but was viewed by a lot of republicans and Reagan specifically is having communist influences And because of that we came in very very heavily via the cia particularly Into countries like elsa alvador Guatemala, honduras, and we kind of wrecked a lot of those countries So even in what 40 years later And I you can't lay it all on the cia because obviously there's a million things happening, but they really Tore these countries apart and they backed a lot of really terrible right-wing junta's that Put all sorts of death squads into place And it got out of control and we haven't been able to reel it back in And I think wow Biden is doing one thing now He's saying whether he does it is another thing, but what he's saying is part of his policy is to try to work With places like guatemal to improve the conditions there because look, you know, and this is just my belief People generally don't want to leave the countries they're born into that they have generations in it's their homeland You're only really trying nobody wants to fucking Put all their shit into one bag and crawl across a border in the middle of the night and risk getting killed or put into jail Nobody wants to do that shit. I mean, you know There's one percent of people who are hustlers and they think they're going to make it rich in the united states Sure, but the vast majority of people who are doing this are doing it at gunpoint. They they think they have no other choice So if you can improve the conditions In these countries I think most people the vast majority of them stay put because who the hell wants to pack up and leave everybody for the most part One so america needs to finish what it started in these other countries like really give them the aid and the need Now how the hell do you do that 40 years later after you've had 40 years of civil war and corruption and cheating and murders and bad blood I don't say something as an american Yeah as an american Black american that bothers me And it bothers me because I know that my people here still haven't Gotten they're just do They haven't gotten their proper footing in this country How can you go clean up a mess somewhere else when you haven't cleaned up the mess right here in america for me? uh It's a legit question, but You know the fact of the matter is if immigration is a policy that we all care about want to fix If you don't if you don't fix it at the source It's never going to stop You have to figure out how to improve conditions in these countries and how the hell you do that I don't know, but to me that's that's the keto all of it or Yeah, like you want to improve conditions, but at the same time you want to exploit Cheap labor not only here, but over there the factories that are over there, etc So, you know people I guess you could say american policy is kind of stuck It's like if you turn central america into first world countries you can't exploit them And right a lot of people got to cut their own lawns in america now Exactly a lot of people got to be dishwashers in restaurants. Yeah, I mean not only not only there I'm talking about like the factories for gap like gap wants to make his clothes cheap So they have all these maquiladoras they're called and they're right across the border and it's like Oh, if there's a first world country you're going to pay $15 an hour Then all of a sudden them clothing prices go on skyrocket And I think we got to be prepared to pay more And I look I'm in favor of you know Goods that are produced in the usa. I'm willing to pay more for a sweatshirt or a sneaker or whatever I have no Especially if it creates more jobs and they put those factories we need factory jobs in those factories in foreign disenfranchised neighborhoods and cities Yeah, I'm with that especially down. We gotta pay for it because people expect more money. I mean, I think And again, it's not easy But if there's one thing you can do and this is especially true of mexico To make these countries improve at the source We got to end the drug bullshit They got to legalize drugs all the way Because so much of what's happening in terms of the violence in mexico is all tied into the drug trade And it's about america. It's about feeding the american drug habit People like drugs. They like weed It was what you just got to legalize it and and dry that mark it up Yeah Interesting Yeah, let's pay Let's pay some bills and then uh Come back in All right, guys. 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You see the guy just shooting them with the uh Taser Yo, did you see a guy shooting with the taser? Yo, we need to give cops these tasers bro. Them shits were effective Oh, that was a tazer that took him out. Yeah Oh, I thought they jumped him. It's right there. Oh, no scroll up I just thought Maybe that wasn't shade room. I don't fucking know Listen go back to the shit you won't care about next week, man That shit is scary bro. This airport supposed to be safe the airport the place that you supposed to see one of y'all ops and be like I'll get you later The airport is where you get them because you know, they ain't got nothing Yeah, but you that's a federal charge though. You really want to get banned for life from the airport No, but the f a a will ban you forever It's either that or no, he might not know if he got a gun on him in the streets Hey, man, how about mind your business? I'm with he's gonna get it What if I y'all I'm not even talking You know what chris brown and usher in a versus battle I don't know why can I say I don't know why y'all act like Usher raiment the mother fucking fourth. What is the IV? What's that? Is that fourth? Yeah, but usher raiment the fourth I don't understand why y'all act like usher raiment the fourth's catalog Is not fucking massive chris brown is incredible chris brown is a great artist I actually think chris brown dances better than usher Charlie you're asking you're arguing with younger people that don't know Darling, man I might be old when I say this but the only thing larger Than usher raiment's catalog is the Lord have mercy listen Allegedly Allegedly Wax starting to sweat don't get wax to sweating in here Here we go Don't get waxed to sweating in here Listen, I love chris brown chris brown has a hell of a catalog I saw duval tweet just now the only person that can get with chris brown In a versus is r kelly. That's so disrespectful, man Like when you talk about usher you talking about my boo you talking about yeah, you talking about confessions Nice and slow. You got a bad burn. You remind me. You don't have to call my way. You make me wanna I don't mind the abortion clinic anthem. There goes my baby Okay, dj got us falling in love caught up omg and I'm that that's just me just Spin throw the map. Yo throw back off the fucking yeah I'll cut with jadekiss like usher. Yes, it might be I told you chris brown's um hits though man. Listen chris brown got Good records great records even but we talking about classic records that have already stood to test the time Classic records that have been around for a couple decades already, man This is we really live in an out of sight out of mind generation people are such prisoners of the moment I think chris brown has a few classic records But is the difference between having two or three nuclear bombs and having like 15 nuclear bombs Yeah, dude, I think people really don't understand until you get into a car and go on a road trip And then just put in usher and spotify and then for an hour or two You're just listening to only usher songs with ease Come on, bro. There's very few people you could do that with and as crazy as that shit is with As crazy as Kanye is you could just put Kanye in Let it rip Is totally fine You're right. I said I said this morning We had timbaland in swiss on this week and I said that there's three people with pretty untouchable Catalogs, right? And I said usher's one Mary J. Blige is the other Jay-Z is the other I would have to put Kanye man in first four albums slapped different, bro Fucking college dropout late registration graduation Uh, 808 and heartbreaks and then my beautiful dr. Just a fantasy them first five them first five slapped different yo Kanye'll fuck you up in a verse is 20. It's only 20 songs. Yeah, and if you and like features He would feature on cool songs too Like you just throw him in spotify goes man. It just goes dude. It's very impressive Yeah, I just think it's disrespectful the way y'all do usher Raymond just because he's older What do you think it is? Why do you think that usher isn't looked at as as legendary as someone who's had his success Is Shut up Alex says it's been too long since he had a hit but still like usher should be the type of guy Who's so iconic that he could sell out arenas whenever he wanted to But I think he's I think he can still do that. You think? Yeah, I think he can still do that just off catalog. I would go see usher right now usher is a beast, bro Like Uh, we and you're right. We need to start putting more respect on usher. Raymond's fucking name. That's usher, bro Why aren't you guys are forgetting the point? What's the point because the reason why you think that's disrespectful like chris brown Like we were looking at chris brown more than usher chris brown followed usher or michael jackson like his whole career I don't think it's disrespectful. I'm just I just think that I just think that first of all chris is a formidable Opponent chris clearly deserves to be in the conversation. I'm just simply telling you that there's a difference between michael jordan and lebron james Yeah, regardless of how great lebron is We saw the last day. That's what usher need a goddamn last dance That's what he needs or or um, but by neo and usher Oh That who was whacked with some good ass shit, bro. That who's wax That who's whacked or have people saying some wild shit. I said drake and chris brown I'm not mad at the battle of the beach. That's the great verses That's the great verses Drake and chris brown, dude. I think drake is smoking him, bro. No offense to chris, but like Drake is probably smoking any artist in the last decade It had to be a specific right it had to be specific you'd have to say chris brown versus r&b drake chris brown's winning and it's just r&b record because of your factor in the rap You know drake to me wins that pretty easily Who you know i'm saying who could beat drake in a verses over the last decade? indra People don't go with drake though. No, no, yeah, you know what in a verse is probably not in a verse is last decade future Future yeah last decade future and drake That would be if you're talking about just last decade 20 songs Future versus drake because drake got them slappers. I don't know man. I don't know. I I don't know if really I mean look, I love future remember I came on saying like I think he's the most influential rapper of his time Because there's so many people he kind of like coined a style and so many people have adopted his style I just think he's he's really amazing. I but can you give me a line? uh March Madness I Can't I think I like them too, but I can't tell you a lot He got them records. He got them records, bro mask off perka molly perka. That's right mask off Fuck up some commas What is it dirty stutter in the styrofoam? God blessing all the trap is like yeah, I mean I would in a verses I think drake would probably beat kindrick only because the way verses is set up It's 20 songs verse 20 songs You know kindrick's music isn't really like I wouldn't I wouldn't I don't think I don't know if it's necessarily verses material So to speak is verses, you know, but I don't know because ghost face and rake one did great the other night Right ghost face my favorite rapper of all time But for the verses I think future and drake would be phenomenal. We're about drake and um Ooh, what about drake and jay-z? Jay-z wins 19 one Whoa I don't know bro. Fuck it charlotte. I don't know charlotte drake and kanya Hold on. Hold on drake and jay-z. Who wins that verses, man Jay-z to me jay-z wins, but that really is a generational versus. I think to me jay-z wins that Drake is a formidable opponent, right? But to me jay-z wins that you know what I mean? But I think it's a generational thing because somebody Evan's age. How old are you ever? Sorry He ain't never gonna learn your name Ed and never gonna You had 26 so jay-z drake versus Huh j. Oh drake. See what I'm saying. I think it's a generational thing. Yeah, probably is man Why because I feel like people are so loyal to jay-z No, jay-z got so many dirty shriek motherfuckers out of philly and made them stars Yes Philly people are so loyal to ho No, because I actually I honestly don't know that much of jay-z's catalog. You're how old are you? I'm 29. That's my point by listening to more r&b then then hip-hop back there. So you would love Drake What about Eminem and Em gets washed em gets washed in any verses, bro. Y'all gonna stop it y'all gonna stop this and I mean I like renegade any verses any not any verses, bro any I mean any against any Em don't have the songs like that em can rap and we like Any verses there are rappers that are worse than em and em like against six. Yeah, but they got better songs You think six watches em and em in a verse six nine beats em and em in a verses Depending on the generation crazy You are Generation why you don't got no em don't got nothing that slapped like gummo to these kids Yo young thug washes em and em in a verses I see you while I have to pick up the phone shows. I think you lose your mind to pick up the phone I don't know. I think shows hit a mean milli rock and goddamn. Where was we at? We was having dinner that time shows hit a mean milli rock to pick up the phone What about my name is though? My name is crazy. Man, stop man. Not superman. Superman was fire Bro, I love that. I can name 20 rappers that watched em and em verses Because em and em is fire. Charlemagne's an em and em hater, bro. You're an em and em Eminem falls into the same category No, I'm gonna tell you why em falls into the same category As somebody like a kindred and I think kindred could perform better in a verses Em don't have verses type songs. I'm sitting there watching the verses and he plays stan em and em Or kendrick Kendrick 18 to 2. No, I don't know bro Do you Huh, what we're gonna be all right. We're gonna be all right. Yeah. Yeah, that that would be the one of the best that perform I agree with that But Do you guys know Hi, my name is people are gonna get nice and nostalgic, bro. Oh, I remember this. I remember this shit I remember what I was doing too. They're gonna be like, man, I remember this. Why did I ever like this shit? You know what I'm saying as soon as he and then you think em and em can get off this and britney spears in 2021 Man poor britney, bro Yo, but britney could take some people out in the verses if we really want to talk about it If we really want to talk about it Yeah, I'll joke aside all jokes aside all jokes aside britney washes em and em in a verse All jokes aside are you ready? You ready for this one all jokes aside britney washes mary j blige in a That's for me taking a shot at m&m Brittany or mary j blige britney britney, um oops can't touch this What yeah, oops, I did it again. Okay. I'm a slave for you Hey, I'm not even joking Hey, I'm not even joke toxic bro toxic slaps I'm looking at britney songs britney gets m&m the fuck out of here. Yo, mary j blige too. Yo, no And not a lot of people are trying to have this discussion Not a lot of people trying to have this discussion right now, but but if we're being honest with ourselves Brittany britney gets Beyonce out of here If we're really being honest think about it, dude Think about what is Beyonce gonna throw up against toxic bro? Love on top, crazy in love Love on top, dangerously in love Single ladies Any song Beyonce got would in love in it You getting the fuck out of here, you going home britney But what about when britney comes to oops Brittany get m&m the fuck out of here Okay, hold up, hold up Hold on. I got one for you. I got one more time. I got one for you. I got one for you. Okay I don't know if you're ready to have this discussion, bro. You're you're the type person is not ready for these discussions Beyonce versus rihanna Beyonce nah rihanna Rihanna, I'm a pink. It's miff. Winfrey knows Carter, but not rihanna. Rihanna is getting her out of here Why it'll be a great That's that's like a dream versus that's that's pay-per-view. I would I would if rihanna and Beyonce did a versus I would pay fight prices wait for it wait for it though wait for it What if they're allowed to perform Beyonce blows her out Beyonce gets her out of here if it's just the song if it's just the song Rihanna rihanna Because she's more, you know, I just think rihanna got better records Beyonce has a longer catalog better catalog. I mean, that's true too. I mean, Beyonce can go back to destiny's child I'm gonna be wrong. Beyonce got slappers slappers, but I mean But some reason I feel like rihanna wins that one rihanna wins it Y'all thinking right now with umbrella diamonds. We found love Where have you been sos means someone? No, you know what I'm lying What's my name and then look at Beyonce ponder replay ponder replay What the shit all of us? What the shit you look so dumb right now Oh, the one with uh, who's that dj? She did one with that dj Psypha sounds your man. No, no, no shot the side Calvin Harris Calvin Harris put some respect on syp. Who is it? Travis not Travis Scott What's that one? Uh, hold on to you right now Place I found love in Can we do a con artist versus like let's who wins in a versus Make oil salesman versus There's nobody with a more undeniable catalog than Derek jack you think I'm gonna tell you why because he got so many video Like Derek, I literally used so much of Derek's own words against him in donkey today's all you got to do a pull-up I've never seen anything like that. That was like m&m and eight mile But m&m Was rapping to himself like that's exactly what it was You don't think that if you put Derek up against dr. Umar's greatest hits I don't think umar's a con artist. Yo, but what is he'll stop it charlamagne stop it The guy been building the same school for two fucking decades, bro donations donation. How much do you think a school car shows? Not that much He did buy the he bought the land in the building though. No, he did it. Yes. He did. Oh, you did he did I think he's he's trying to get accreditation. That's been the hold up Oh Really I don't know What's that girl that oh rachel dozer? Yes, rachel dozer Derek still I see him in trump Son, I got you. I got you with one ready Derek jackson Sean king Sean king is not a con artist man He's a white man Pretending to be a black man You said don king no sure No king. No king. Yeah, don came in pretending to be white forever Yeah, no for real. That's why he did that to mike. He don't like black people Don king is a wild boy You fuck with mike and mike and beat the shit out of you, you know mike did beat up don king I Haven't heard this story I think they're gonna show it they're gonna actually show it in the jay me fox limited series He did he beat up Sean king and I he I saw him say that on I think it was vlad tv He said like he actually did put hands on don king and he said he felt bad about it because it didn't do anything for him It didn't bring none his money back. It didn't make him feel better He put hands on don king. He absolutely did. He absolutely did Yeah, I don't yeah. Sean king's not a con artist, bro. I'm telling you. Sean king is he's good at what he does man But that's the guy that talks you're making No Sean paul isn't white. He's Puerto Rican from the brunt Yeah Sean paul's you're making Paul got some songs too. Can we really put some respect on him? Like who is he gonna versus against Sean the paul I don't uh, I don't know who Sean paul could do a versus against because we saw beany man and bounty kill it. That was phenomenal Who uh, who's who by the time? Who's you get Sean paul to fuck out of here? Yo, what's wrong with you? Who's your monster versus Ru Paul? All right, um Get salute to gary Owens gary Owens getting a divorce from his wife. No, he's not. Yes. He is. Yeah, kenya's divorced of them I don't know what that's about. I have no idea. Did he cheat it? I don't know That's what they I blame derrick jackson jr, bro Derrick probably fucked with you I blame derrick jackson, bro Hey, by the way anybody that and duval posted this and I thought it was so funny He said has has any have any of y'all been in a breakup due to derrick jackson's advice. You might be entitled to compensation That's good, that's the truth man If derrick caused you to break up with any derrick's advice man You need to call that person today and y'all need to have a conversation and rethink this whole thing. Yes, okay Cardi got another number one most number ones for any female rapper ever since up is number one Salute to the legend that is Cardi B You know never never ever in my life doubted Cardi B for a second Used to be on this podcast been on breakfast clubs saying how Cardi B is a superstar Motherfuckers would tell me I was trolling they tell me I was crazy. I was bugging. I'm like this girl is a superstar I didn't know what she was going to be a superstar at But I just knew she was a superstar and she's just scratching the surface because i'm telling y'all She done made multi millions of dollars off music And that ain't even going to be her end game Cardi's end game is going to be tv Cardi's end game is going to be film. That's what Cardi really going to make her bones at So dilute to Cardi B and the beast dance for beast. God damn it Wilden house returning Schultz. Hey Nick Cannon still involved. Yes, right. That's right. Wow, man. There you go. No What do you say? What I don't know why y'all think Nick Cannon pussy Yeah, he said used to box like and Nick Cannon boxes and ain't about that I'm not saying 50. I'm not saying who'll win. I'm just saying that he said he just down the box 50 I got in the ring with Sean Porter Yeah, but he was taking it easy on you, bro That's what I let y'all believe, you know, that's what we saw bro That's what I let y'all believe I was looking flat put it on person You know what i'm saying? I was looking slow on person crazy, bro. No, no I didn't want to embarrass Sean. Sean is I like Sean. That's my guy showtime Sean Porter I just didn't want to embarrass him, bro I don't want him to get embarrassed Doing good married Mariah. He's not married Mariah. Can we acknowledge that Nick Cannon Said some wild anti-Semitic shit and is still on tv. That is A miracle, bro. Like what? Well, I think we should look at the bigger picture here We should look at the bigger picture of counseling Over-canceling You know what I'm saying because Nick said some wild stuff and Nick did something that People like Derek Jackson. Don't do he held himself Accountable. Oh, but also he didn't make no excuses. He didn't deflect. Yeah, he didn't try to bring nobody else into his shit. He Admit he like I fucked up. I made a mistake I was wrong. I went out there and I did the work And you know, I think that's what life is supposed to be about That is true. Also. No other shows get ratings on mtv that probably played into a little bit They're desperate, but also yo shout out shout out to the jews for forgiving him, bro Like that's another thing. This is two-way street. You could do all this learning You could do all this healing. You could do all this other stuff But people still got to forgive you, you know, and they still got to make it Make it okay for you to come back and uh And let's not even cast a wide net because I'm sure all jewish people haven't forgiven him Right, I'm saying I'm sure I'm sure a lot of jewish people have Exed him off completely, you know what I mean? But The ones that have You know the ones that I sat down to have conversations with him I can't remember the rap by his name that had the conversation with him on canon's class, but Any any of them that have sat down and decided to you know, cancel council nick I respect it and you know, I want all of us to take a page out of that book Yes, you know, I'm saying like that's over cancel council over cancel and that's what we should be doing You know what I mean? I like that He he he might have just been wildly misinformed You know what I mean, because I still don't know what the fuck Nick Cannon was talking about. Yeah I still don't you know to this day, but you know, I I'm glad that he got the show coming back I think his talk show is coming out later this year and Nick's a good dude, man Like we got like like Nick's a good human, right? He's a good person. You know what I mean? And I think it was a he said just don't fight 50 And I think it was just it's just a good learning lesson for everybody everybody can learn a lot From that situation with Nick Cannon and that that that that lesson is council over cancel Yeah, and but also to your point He had people that forgave him But also on the other side he went out there and he did the work What is your take on, uh, Chris, uh, Harrison the guy who's the host of the bachelor Who is nothing about that? Oh, no I keep hearing about it, but I don't know anything about it. Envy loves the bachelor. Envy actually Oh, it's incredible. Wanted to host the bachelor is unbelievable TV Really unbelievable TV. Yeah Anyway, he's not hosted. He's like on a hiatus for he's not going to host the next season because he was defending One of the contestants the girl who actually won she went to this party when she was in college that, uh Is is racist in theme and, um He was like, ah, she was in college. What's the big deal? Like let's not you know, go all cancel culture on her kind of like belittled. I guess what it meant And, uh, they just basically said nah, you gotta you're not allowed to host next season Uh, yeah, what do you think about that? What is the, uh What do you do now? He basically defended a girl who ended up winning the bachelorette for going to a Dixie themed party in college So like the Dixie area era is like celebrating the south the pre-war south now, I know it's It's impossible to separate the pre-war south from slavery Like you could say that you're celebrating the outfits and the fucking mint juleps or whatever, but it's I I completely understand someone who would be offended by it because you're not having like a pre-world war two germany party You know like yeah, there was other things happening in germany besides Just nazis and rounding up jews, but if you're celebrating that time It's hard to separate it. I guess what i'm saying is Since we're able to forgive nick should we all also offer the same grace to chris harrison and and should he be allowed to Be back on the show and and how do you feel as a black person? It's really hard for me to answer that question because I know nothing about the situation And I am smart enough situation. Yeah, but you're andrew shows So the way andrew shows sees things might be slightly different than what actually happened Full disclosure. He said the n-word between 10 and 15 times. Whoa No, i'm just joking No, no, that was it, but I understand you need to know more about the situation Yeah, and I don't know. I don't know why I got to know why she was at the party What was her reasoning for being at the party? It was like a sorority fraternity party in college and like I mean my first instinct is i'm just thinking about the confederate flag and you know being from south canalina Yeah, the confederate confederate flag used to fly over the state house lawn Yeah, you know for years and you know them taking that flag down because you know dylan roof You know shot nine people at a manual ame shot and killed nine people at a manual ame And you know he was holding the flag up in pictures and that was the main reason they took it down I mean for me, it's just like whatever I see people with the confederate flag in south canalina I just feel like it's slapping the face Yeah, because because even if you even if you are just holding on to your history Right as as as a white person in the south, right? Yeah, you know what people think of that flag So it's kind of like a fuck you. Yeah, especially in south canalina. I'm just speaking specifically in my state South canalina, it's a big fuck you when I see people still with that confederate flag on your truck confederate flag flying in the yard, but people still have it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, so Yeah, it's kind of hard for me To have sympathy for her Well, but I don't I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what the flag means to her She came out and she said I don't know if there were any confederate flags at the party I can't I can't say they might have been but uh She came out and said like I I didn't realize how messed up this was at the time But I regret doing it blah blah blah and then Chris Harris I think later came out and said, you know, I messed up I apologize for the people that I offended and I understand why this is offensive what I said was wrong So like they both apologize to say again. What did Chris say? He he defended her going for the to the party and he basically belittled Maybe what the party was Um digicode maybe he didn't have all information Yeah, or maybe yeah, maybe he didn't know like How offensive it is or maybe he belittled like what that experience is for other people, etc Yeah, I don't know. I guess I'm just trying to say is like, you know, we're out here going It's really cool that we decide to counsel nick instead of cancel him And now he has the show back and I just want to see if we could keep the same energy When somebody did that to a group that you relate to more Are you still open for counsel for them or are you like not cancel them because of how offensive it was for you? I think I think I mean, I think it's been it's been um It's been evidence of that right like you've had white people who Used the n-word in the context of a rap song, you know what I'm saying like you I'm not gonna You I'm not gonna hold that against you forever if you're rapping a song I'm gonna school you and tell you why you shouldn't say that, you know And it could be the same with this person like Yo, you went to an antebellum party why and they might break down? Well, my father or great-grandfather fought in the confederate War or something, you know what I'm saying? So just growing up. We just always had a Respect for the confederacy. Blah blah blah. I'd be like, I don't know why you want to cheer on the loser But whatever, you know, and then I would explain to them what the confederate flag means to me I'd be like to me the confederate flag is a symbol of hate You know, so I mean, I don't know. It's just different perspectives. I don't it's and I don't think chris Hanson They don't that's the chris Hanson That's his name chris harrison chris hansons the other guy Yeah, I don't know if chris harrison should be canceled because I don't know all the information fair enough That's fair. You know what I mean? But I did you it's not like you said he had told me that she went to the party and they had black they had black pinatas black people You know pinatas in the form of black people hitting on them, you know, I mean that would be different, right, you know, so I don't know I That's a good point though, but think about it. Remember what used to be we used to be at the main event in columbia, so i can line Bloods used to be beaten up the cap The bloods didn't know Cap is in there. We're right on and they throwing up the shit ain't throwing up shit like The bloods didn't fucking know they thought they would be in challenge. You might fuck a pair of canes You know They like oh who let them come in the club with weapons like so i'm saying like they didn't know Anything about cap is that's all on you though. You get caught in the wrong hood. That's true Yeah, I mean, I mean, listen, I don't expect the bloods to give anybody no grace because they don't know no better You know what i'm saying and to your point He shouldn't get greasy. Yeah, I don't know man. I got it. I got to know more. I got to know more What Is What's the lady with the shirt with the bandana on her head Aunt your mama. Yeah, so what if I put a red bandana because aunt your mama not go to LA They don't give a fuck about what I care about it is is a certain way to them just like The flag Fuck that girl because she's supposed to know better You don't get it. No I'm saying you you saying she might not know better because her family might have fought in that war Oh, you saying it don't matter if she knows or not No, she didn't know because she's he he's saying that she should be aware of what it is and Yeah, yeah, but what if she's not exactly what if she's not or she thinks it's you know somewhat innocent blah blah blah Yeah, yeah, I can't hold. I can't I can't punish you. I really I'm honest I mean is you can't really punish people for what they don't know Yeah, you know what i'm saying like i'm talking about in the context of this I ain't talking about like some crime, but sometimes people really do be culturally clueless. They have no idea I don't know what the fuck I I've said things that I didn't know were considered offensive to certain groups I've said things, you know thinking i'm giving them compliments and they're like, no That's offensive, but you live and you learn that don't mean I should be cancelled Who like for fat people Yeah Fats is better. Yeah, we got a homeboy named Fats. Yeah, Fats chubbs, but Fats wasn't fat. No, Fats wasn't even fat Let's do some uh asking idiots Taylor And get the fuck out of hell. You guys have a few uh, would you rather? Oh god Here we go Why are you guys not here for it? I gotta run in five just to let y'all know All right, so let's let's end with a good what you rather than let's get it Um, all right Well, I have it right here Well, here's some right here But I found I forgot the person's name, but they asked you what is the um, best historical event you guys live through That's not a would you rather I know but i'm just saying there's also asking idiot too Has there anybody that ever been myself included less ready for what they're I have it right here on a weekly basis You don't see it. I have it right there. Let's do the would you rather tell you Do you want me to read them off? All right. Yeah, you set us up for the would you rather? Did she just ask if we want her to read them hold on go back What was that first one that first one is wild bro. All right go I don't know how to say this person's name But wants to know would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life Or join in once Y'all gotta stop smoking that who's wax man Now I'd watch them have sex every day for the rest of my life The word is born bro. I would just throw it up on zoom in the background Yeah, man, do you have to watch with your eyes? Oh my god With your eyes No, you watch it with your dog's eyes No, it's not your eyes you watch it with Well, that's not that question sound to me. That's question sound out of control Would you watch like you're watching it? Yeah, I'd rather watch every day of my life. Come on, man I'm talking about on tv. It could be a porn that they got I'm talking about with your actual eyes in front of you Like if I don't want to see that shit in front of me Well, sometimes you gotta be on the road, dude Sometimes you gotta go do works you zoom in for those and then other ones you just watch it in person Give your dad some pointers You know Yeah, well you gotta give him some pointers so he's not early back it up ma you gotta be like back it up You running from it I gotta do with my eyes. Yeah, I definitely rather watch them have sex every day. All right. Go next question go All right John m 10 21 wants to know have a dick the length of a house key or have a dick the length of a baseball bat A dick the length of a house key or a dick the length of a baseball bat You ain't getting no pussy with the baseball A house key if it's one of them old ones that's like, you know, open up But yeah, yeah, the old school yeah, like you gotta open up a layer with you know Or a jail cell Yeah, like one of those big rings where the keys are on if it's that I could work with that whether the baseball bat is Just a crazy. That's a weapon. You can't put that in anything. No, I'm taking the baseball bat But I want like I want I want the mini baseball bat the one they give out away at the game is That don't count Stop that don't count working your way around the system that don't count You need a soul so bad. No, that baseball bat will be hard though Imagine you man imagine pulling up in the stomach with some gray sweats on and you got the baseball bat People don't think you stole something bro. You're not even allowed to shock I don't give a fuck and that I can't wait to get profiled and they come and they search me and then I talk shit like yeah Yeah, tell everybody I ain't steal nothing. Let them know that's all Is that a gun or your dick? That's right I'll take that bbd that bbd will be special and you'll find that you'll find that special lady who There's no way dude. There's no bill. He could take a fucking baseball bat You get you a nice get you a nice christian woman that believes pain is love That's willing to forgive you for all the time you damage her You know what? I mean If you got a baseball bat dick your wife can always keep a ball I don't think you know how big a baseball bat is Into this one frank It's the last one wants to know a big penis with no stamina or a small penis with high stamina. Oh big penis. No stamina Yeah, that's that's my life. At least you can show it off. That's my life now. Yeah We talking about that's not even a would you rather it's like yeah, that's me Yeah, but the small penis big penis uh a big penis and a great apology is really the question That's right. That's right. The dick come with a great apology. I have to have a gift right away Like as soon as you not early go under the bed and grab a gift for yeah, like oprah. That's right. Look under your chair It's a new guy That's right. I may not have no stamina, but when I'm in there, I'm in there. God damn it. Okay All right, what Taylor? Okay, that's it As always if you listed as podcast you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant You're absolutely right. What if you listed as podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots We don't know shit. You're right too. It's the brilliant in this podcast. Thank you for listening. Thanks