 your mother's favorite 2k series your father's favorite 2k series your dog's favorite 2k series sorry force of habit stop I actually have graphics are kind of nuts they have the same problem that EA has which is they're just so greedy like my team is just a bunch of a mommy's credit card fast mommy mommy I'm so hungry but I will say I'm excited to get my first up we're on episode number two of a wheel of 2k hopefully you guys saw the first episode absolute banger but I did take a close L to give you a quick refresher of the rules this is wheel of 2k my team starts really shitty I get to spin a wheel once to upgrade that team if I win I keep the player if I lose I do not and on top of that we'll bring in the cheat sheet right now to show you what we're playing for it's a 12 game series and depending on my record out of those 12 games determines what challenge I must complete since we are all in one right now your mom is safe it's only really a figure of speech if she calls me I'm still coming over but like she's not actually my physical property you get the idea I'm all in one I still could streak at an NFL game it's actually on the table it's assuming I won zero games though out of 12 the only other rules really is this Jimmy Butler particularly shitty player in our squad is our player I must score 10 points of Jimmy Butler in order to power him up that gives me the next best version last game he had it's actually pretty damn hard he doesn't have anything better than a D in any of his scoring stats D inside D plus mid D plus three like he's trash he's trash Michael Porter Jr. I pulled in a pack because of my challenge wheel last episode so I haven't got to use him yet but he looks really solid 610 power forward so happy to have him on the squad and that's pretty much it I'm not taking off the jaw jersey quite yet we did lose but God play great your lanko hopefully I get you back one day love you buddy alright boys the wheel is spinning let's see we can saw some I need something hot right now it's episode 2 I've got one Ellen under my books here team would be exactly what I'm talking about boys all right boys we get any single player but they must come from the TV land on it looks like you might be bulls or what it's what I take orders to start my team I'm getting mellow dude if this bites me in the ass and this is just the worst he's just horrible then fine dude whatever I know 2k sweaters are pissed dude you could have had you could have had dark matter of lonesome warning he's one of the best centers in the game I just don't care bro I'm sorry I want mellow so I'm getting him so my starting line up is actually pretty nasty now galaxy double pink diamond pink diamond and at this cat he's actually pretty good he gets boards and then Jimmy your ass but let's see we can get Jimmy some points today let's actually like really try and Lamello's in so then off the bench will be Russ Jalen Green Zach Levine Evan Mobley Muhammad Bamba all right our minutes are set we have a tough out on the books but I feel good right now let's see what the challenge rules got it clutched us up last time only reason I'm Michael Porter was because of our challenge with my last time so let's see what this one was low key I got a really good challenge oh I had an easy ass challenge your last time and this time euro steps low key I don't even know how to do a euro step I assume I just do this this on my controller right like if it was real life though bro you don't want to see me down there when I hit a euro step you're in trouble okay the darecro scares me Kobe not so much significantly worse than last line that is John Morant on the other eight and then he elects for three and gets getting off bald already oh okay I like that I like that let's go run it uh that was not what I was trying to do shit I gotta remember to get through was it two euro steps two euro steps let's try it right here let's just go in the paint and like click a button that's more of a hop step than a euro step right there good shot run I'm gonna not take that screen yep and go euro I might have to look up how to do it 2k 22 how to euro step this move is tricky because you can't be sprinting that was an awesome tutorial shout out to that dude once I get there let go and I double tap x okay I fucked it up with the board shit I got I keep doing it wrong but all right okay that was pretty good I don't know if we count that as a euro but that was pretty good oh he's got Michael Porter Jr. I'm gonna sausage Michael Porter Jr. with mine let's get it oh Lamello to the rock oh my god what defense I'm over that shit that was a perfect moment for it xx oh yes I did it though completely bricked it actually in fact I got swatted on my mind but I was totally a euro good D a literally hilariously low scoring first quarter all right boys I'm gonna just start playing let's just try to take a lead bobble no dude flashy dutch will be the death of me in 2k he got me yeah he deserves that one good bully dude good recovery D hit him with the pump jailing green to the rack into cat 16 8 almost almost almost oh come on help side hey is that Jimmy Butler points wait just a minute I just accidentally got Jimmy Butler points if this game is gonna get away from me maybe I consider it maybe I consider just going all in for Jimmy good D that wasn't the worst shot it's pretty bad though Jimmy Jimmy gets another dude how was that red yes sir yeah but Jimmy gets 10 here I need Ruby Jimmy bro the 77 Jimmy is a liability and you know what if I can get him his 10 quick I can try to fight back into this game too come on Jimmy come on Jimmy that's D plus three pointer right there but it's damn it going for the screen he hedges it he's so fucking slow he's so useless oh yes okay no yes keep following that man oh my god i'm a free throw merchant i'm fucking joe allen bead let's go butler no shot okay he made the second one thank god he's a merchant the free throw merchant oh shit oh i really thought he'd get it good D jimmy butler's liability everywhere bro he's got fucking slammed on dude all of that effort i've scored 13 points in a half of 2k basketball i have five points with jimmy move jimmy oh that was such a good move how do you miss that i think a pick and roll with jimmy butler might be like the most effective oh jimmy he's gonna leave him don't leave that man that's a sharp shooter eight point jimmy two more buddy two more and then we can go for euro steps and lose my 50 don't do it again brawn you know he can shoot brawn yep hedge it yes sir jimmy and won he's not just getting 10 baby he's getting 11 strap both alive we got 11 with him jimmy buckets dude all right now it's zero step time if i complete my challenge and that i'll get 88 jimmy butler and a pack i will lose euro won he was trying to take a charge so it's kind of easy but i needed to actually figure out the game mechanics of doing it that was the problem yes sir yes sir we kind of look like a euro to me i'll do one more just for shits and gigs but i think we should be counting that great defense by the way i'll do it with jimmy i'll do it with you oh i'm pretty sure rust just got broke and by rust i mean me one two rustle goody goody talking shit to the fans oh my god we really aren't boston right now good oh that was a textbook euro that was like the only instance where i actually should be using a euro bro low key all this training might come in clutch i may end up actually using this in a game scenario he's got someone wide open oh he's got a few people i don't kairi owns the third quarter right now i like that shot i have scored 26 points in three quarters rini is the fourth quarter as a mental testament to how well i could play somebody like this so no challenges no jimmy butler no euro steps when my starter's in let's see how well we score against him in the fourth quarter goody a try to hero step of his own no success no how are we gonna leave him that open after all that good defense and then kobe borjana's remember oh that is not what we're trying to do supposed to go to cat jimmy the sharpshooter well this is my last time to use mellow because we're gonna lose this game and lose mellow so i had to get a bucket out of him right and it should be a good one did one people off ball defense the whole time you're not actually playing to cat you're just watching to cat i just scored four points this quarter three this is no fun i get his lips why are you playing off for us that's a shooter are you gonna let me have that you let obama green out there as my bad obama's a shooter not a center i'm an idiot my second shot boys for dignity for pride game last game but it was worse for us wheel of 2k watch in this game when not only did we get the jimmy butler upgrade but we do get a pack again right so took an L or lose the mellow i kind of knew from the start i was going to take an L i could get derrick rose or kevin love i'm doing takeoff derrick rose or kevin love would be so sick wish me luck gentlemen dude that's the same that's the exact same slot as last time if it's pink diamond i'm in trouble because that means it's michael porter is that guy is that galaxy opal i have no idea what that means that's kawaii though is this fuck is this oh my god you poverty ass okay you're no better than ea you're both just so poverty this is your pack opening animation hey 2k instead of spending all of your resources on some dog shit walk up camera zoom whatever this is why don't you just give me my fucking player what is this this most anti-climactic shit ever hey we got kawaii though so right now jimmy butler is an 88 ruby he does have a heat check but the upgrades just work by tears so i don't go 88 jimmy butler to 89 jimmy butler i just go to the ruby jimmy butler so this is the best ruby jimmy butler next upgrade will be amethyst because there is an amethyst after that is the diamond then the i think there's a 96 pink diamond so i take that one after that is dark matter so already he's a million times better it's gonna be so much easier to score with him now that he's actually an 89 overall so that's huge amelo comes out guess what we just got kawaii works for me so despite literally another loss oh my god we suck i gotta change out jerseys bro i gotta change out jerseys we still have john now we have kawaii Leonard as a starter that's huge jimmy butler michael porter barlain tenetown so dude next episode we have to get away because right now i'm owin two i could streak an after all game naked mile hundred jersey giveaway the charity donations off the table sick dude i'm a horrible person i have to go on a win streak dude i have to go on a fat win streak all right boys hey i love you i'll see you never son number three peace