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Sorry Player Trilogy

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Published on Jun 26, 2011

Bender's "Sorry Player" Trilogy. First used Vs Miracle, Second Vs Arcane and Third Vs Sketch Menace

Vs Miracle
sorry player,
im noreaga crossed with schwarzenegger,
the orphan maker,
orchestrate your fate in the tourture chamber,
a force of nature
firestorm and warn the forest ranger,
you're a flamer,
if we dropped you off at a gay bar
you'd probably catch a rape charge like lawrence taylor

Vs Arcane
Sorry player, brought swords and sabers
Waging war's my nature
'Ganik just threw a fish to a killer like an orca trainer
If I'm short on paper, swarm on cane
He's just a source of paydirt
You're a raver - you beatin me's about as likely
as Spike Lee getting that mule and 40 acres
We can go another round, I'll give you extra time like poor behaviour
The organ taker, co-ordinate your fate when I storm the gates
You can't afford to wager
I'll lock jaws with a Florida Gator...who the fuck is you?
Your whole crew funny style like George and Kramer
See I'm a cannibal rapper, the Northern Vordul Mega
Of course I'm greater than this corny flaker
Got punchline formin craters, you're in mortal danger
Bow down, pray to your Lord and Saviour
And I ain't even wastin Gloria Gaynor, George Lemaitre,
Norman Bates or Norman Mailer, Maury Schaffer,
the Foreign Beggars or the Real Noreaga
swarming out the hornet's liar

Vs Sketch
Sorry player...aint no way im fearin you or wasting that A-material..

Fuck it,
Sorry player, my shortie stored a razor in her jordan trainer
so before you make your case.. she'll shut you down like massive organ failure
I'll fornicate your whore and make her fetch your morning paper
you're a quaker, you beating me is about as likely as you getting a nice beej off your gorgeous mormon neighbour,
blow... hand.. rim, she gave out more jobs than the board of labour,
but this enormous failure couldn't get to first base batting for the majors
whats more... the way i scorch the page, could warm the glaciers,
and raise the shores from Northern Spain to Ecudaor to Asia
when im putting down a classic like Clapton recording Layla
Chlorinate your gene pool, im a master of this imagery
see I'm a portrait painter, so sketch aint really shit to me.
Y'all knew I'd be back with a batch stored for later
to come back and chalk this sketch out like a blackboard eraser
Avocado's ad for this gonna be morbidly gory horror trailer
When I morph into the minotaur and break your physical form to vapor
And how you reppin the west bitch?
You thought Ant Banks was Vivian from Fresh Prince
And you were convinced that Spice 1 was a motherfuckin corn chip flavor
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