 Yo, what's going on, y'all? Man, it's your boy D.C. Young Fly. You dead? This is me. Me. Piece of right now. You hear me? You seen us talking about going back on the road on social media. But it's finally here. Bro, it's time. It's finally here. Yeah. Told y'all, we better go back on the road. Tell them what we're going, D.C. Man, we're going to blitz. You hear me? Mr. Zibber. Yeah, we're going to y'all. Chawston. Maybe more, but that's all we're telling y'all for right now. What's the date? What's the date, man? I think the last of July 24th. You hear me? Seattle on October 3rd. Sacramento on October 2nd. OK. I mean, you know what? It's a thing we got from the day. I'm just so happy to be back. So we're going to Blitz in Seattle. Wells. Chawston. OK. We may do that on the frat. We may do that on the frat. The microphone came off the lid. We just going to do it like this? That's why we got to get back on the road, but the microphone won't stick. We can't even buy tape. That's why we still in the trap if we can't buy tape. But you always tearing up the microphone. You think Domino's going to sponsor this? They should. Let's call it. They peaceful. Did what I'm saying. I used to work at Domino's, bro. Oh, yeah. I grew up. Shout out to Domino, you know what I'm saying? Giving black boys, you know what I'm saying? The job. Somewhere you can prosper. Real talk. You know where to find all them dates while we eating Domino? At the on the website. Plus, new shows go to 85 shops through at that girl. Yeah. I feel like if you go to the Instagram or click the link or something, it'll probably take you where the ticket's at. I think so too, people are like, how we finding tickets? We just told y'all. Just Google 85 self-show tickets. Just listen. Man, you know what going on, man. The tour going crazy, man. Should I say it again? Yeah. We're going to be in Balexy. Sacramento, Charleston, Seattle, and a little bit more. If you want to know, go to the 85southshow.com. Negro. OK, man. Hey, man, we back. We coming to all them cities he just named. You did. And some more cities. Come on. And we coming to see the 85%ers. Yeah, man. So come check us out. Make some more of this pizza. I ain't even going to lie and to be honest. To be honest, we miss y'all, motherfucker. We miss y'all too, man. Are you proud? Oh, that was a great one, though. 2030. Who? Niki Castle on the? Don't cancel on me. I make your ass pay a cancellation fee. That's why I need hair up motherfucking front because I'm about to start rapping. Let me go on and light a plant. See, it's that time of the month where I start stacking paper. I ain't never been no hater because I'm about to pull a cape off. I got this partner on the east side of the cater set. We about to make some plays if I just hit his phone later. He like, whoa, he really got to move. He say we about to do it and we going to hide it at school. Make it look like we've been working. Make it look like we've been stacking up this bread and then bust a fucking head with everything that I just said. Now peep the scheme. It looks shitty, but it's clean. We going to take them off the top and they ain't seen what I seen. We going to walk in. Everything going to be clean. Going to be crispy with the tucked in shirt and some nice jeans and some boots that they probably ain't never seen. Asking all happily in marriage. That ain't even in the scene. Let me get back to the scheme so I can tell you how we going to make it out with these beans. See, that's the plot with a spot then got hot and can't nobody do nothing since old boy got shot. So I got to pull up with a pound and a half. Now, once you really do that math and you know I'm a tech dad, I got a partner on the west side. Get him for the cheap. He just let me get two for the free last week. So I owe him, but I really can't pay him. Well, I could, but you know what I'm saying? It ain't that time for me to loop back up because every time he always fucked that up and he ain't really doing what he supposed to be doing, bro. So I'm going to get all of that and split it with us. Cause this a circle of trust and we can get it. That's if you're with him by nigga, just let me spit it. We got the whole motherfucking scheme laid out. Now let me tell you how the whole shit gonna play out. We take the meteor out and serve content and act stupid like we really ain't got no sense and then slide the medicine up under that. And everybody who real, they gonna fuck with that. We need to get some shirts and some fucking hats. Hey, we was on tour, we need to get back. And every time we rap, state real facts. Cause real niggas love to fucking hear that. Rotate if somebody can make it. And then see if the world gonna take it. It's gonna be a few niggas that hate it. But that's okay because it's already been stated. They been accounted for, but they don't really count. Did you just see what I did? Now at another amount, we're gonna drop some ads. Now if you do some math, we stacking up some paper shit, we didn't bust the ads. Hey, that's just how I see it. Man, I had a vision one that I was like, I could be it and then it came to me. And then I mixed it with this hustle and then I started getting this paper straight off the muscle. But that's enough though. A lot of niggas can't even fuck with us, bro. The way we doing this shit. Hey, welcome back to the show before I ruin that myth. Okay, that's enough. That was enough. Ain't no sense stopping greatness. That's enough. This niggas in the house right now, we ain't fly going to jump in. Shut the fuck up. I ain't doing shit. I'ma just do the ad nill. Hey. What? Say. Hey, fuck that. That was a way of shooting. Come in and light it, man. Fuck it, we just chillin'. Hey, man, it's like something. We just chillin', man. That nigga wearing craze. We just a little bit. Tell you what I'm saying, son. Now, did you hear that? We heard that. Fly was going to be. Shit. I got my dog at this drill. I guess it's my turn. Oh, shit. It's my turn. Come on. Look, I got a doberman and a cane for soul. This nigga shit in every woman you don't know, bro. I'm talkin' on my carpet. It's hard to get up. I'm sittin' there like you little bitch. What the fuck? I'm talkin'. My baby was crawling over here yesterday. And she didn't booboo everywhere when she played. So now I gotta clean it up. I'm sittin' there like, well, I mean this. Fuck what I said, but you my dog, no. Man, you my dog, bro. It's all good. Rock, rock. Who called? No. DJ, I'm sittin'. So that be my dog for real. So I'ma go ahead and do it. I'ma clean it still, but I had to pop them and let them know don't do that. And when you about to take a shit, run new that. Yeah, hit me. So that's my little nigga. But talkin' about my bullet man, say he a lil' bigger. And he be with me shit, say he be growlin' all the time. But I had to take our side, cause he be peeing everywhere like, oh. Hey, what happened? You been wantin' that long? You been rollin'? It been loose. Oh, okay. It was a loop. Yeah, it was a loop. You was talkin' that shit, though. I was talkin' that shit, though. Yeah, about your dog. Literally. Yeah, booboo. I'm goin' do something. Life. The metal song. Life. It is really fucked up right now. This shit smell good, right? This shit. Uh, grease monkey. Look at that grease monkey. What? That's what that's called? Yeah. You know how to smoke animal weed? Oh. I didn't know that. Yeah, that's it, baby. Gorilla glue, cheetah piss. Grease monkey? Cheetah piss? Yeah, baby. Shark's breath. Wow. Lamb's breath. All that. It's gotta be out of the way. It's gotta be out of the way. Lamb's breath? All that. It's gotta be animal attention. You ain't smokin' that other shit. What the? Man, when you started smokin' weed? What you talkin' about? No, I don't know what you... Hold on. You talkin' about you always smokin' animal shit? You talkin' about shark piss and all that other shit? No, no, I said... You did say shark piss? I said cheetah piss. Cheetah piss. Cheetah piss? But you know what it come out of? You wouldn't smoke shark piss, but you'll smoke cheetah piss? Cause shark piss just ocean water. But you don't know it. And you kinda technically already takin' that when you die in the water. It's salty. Well, you know why the ocean is salty, right? Sperm whelps. There you go. Sperm whelps? Yeah, sperm whelps. They bust big nuts. Sperm whelps? They bust nuts all the way up. It's salty because of the sperm whelps? Sperm. So you tellin' me, nigga, we don't need a pool or nothin'? That's it. Why you think it come on out? What you think, fish shit and all that? We in it, baby. No. Yes. What you thought, there's just enough water to cancel it out? No, I thought the salt was in, like, that sperm that we taste. I don't open my mouth in the ocean. You open it up. I don't do it. Niggas be down all the way down. Yeah. Yeah, well, you breathe a little bit and the bubble come up. I'm like, yeah, I need to go back up, too. Because I'm about to kill myself, man. Wait, I'm not supposed to leave? Yeah. I'd say probably like high school, like, junior year. Junior year. Like, for real, for real, like, every day. That's when you start. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We ain't talkin' about when you start, like, I started when I was out at the house, like, regularly with college. Regularly, because it was always a band of, you know what I'm sayin'? I started smokin' for real, for real, every day. 15. But startin' was like, was like, whew. Now, damn. But you know how you tapping, you don't really be high. You just high, cause you see other people high. They like, I'm high. You be like, I think that's how I'm supposed to act. So you gotta be doin' stupid shit, cause they doin' stupid shit, you know what I'm sayin'? Yeah, y'all know how to. They like, yeah, you high, you know what I'm sayin'? Yeah, I'm high. Hell nah, you went high until I got high for real. And I was like, oh, I was high. They all said, I peed on myself. I missed the old weed. The old weed. What you mean? Like, the me? I don't, I don't. Damn, I hate that shit. I don't think it was good. Now, Popcorn was good. But this is the thing though, man. It was some old weed. I don't think it was better, but it seemed like that shit had a high of longer. You talkin' about dro. Dro was like the middle, it wasn't kush. And it wasn't me. It was like, right of bulls. Why are you, yeah. It was like, that little pat, that right there. Everybody ain't got it though. This was even before weed had classification. Yeah, yeah. It was just weed and good weed. There was some brown weed. So you talkin' about, you talkin' about me. Low stuff. You talkin' about homegrown. But that's the thing, bro. I don't, I don't. There wasn't no me. Me came out because niggas was sellin' bullshit and niggas wanted to separate from the bullshit. I mean. Cause weed was supposed to be me. Me was supposed to be as low as you could go. But niggas took it to another level with gettin' you that dirt. But see, this the thing. People always forget about that. Me, it's the middle. That mean it wasn't the worst. Me, it was actually a step above Reggie. Oh, Reggie? Reggie was bullshit and nigga get it. This, this, this Reggie. Oh, Reggie? This Reggie. I don't even think. Hey, hey. Okay, check this out. Reggie was the regular. That's the weed you could get anywhere. But check this out, the Reggie, not the dirt. The dirt was niggas, it was the, it was dirt. Man, it was dirt, there was no Reggie. Niggas once you pour all the seeds and sticks out the Reggie, the Reggie actually will have you high. Yeah, Reggie's great. Hey man, I'ma tell you like this. I'm on bad terms with Reggie. Call an old nigga, he like, he want that old shit. I call that nigga Reggie. Call on that shit. Okay. Reginald? I'm tellin' you. What you smokin' up about? Man, that's he gon' give me high. Man, get this shit, man. Now see, see like, then they had some shit. No sir. Call Huff. Now that was just weed that smelled like dirt and didn't get you high as nothin'. You? Huff? That was just Huff, some old Huff ass. There was some good brown weed. Believe it or not. Y'all can't talk, you know it's an age difference. I'm tellin' you. That's what we tellin' you. This shit, this shit, this shit. That was all that shit is made up. No, niggas just started making it. This is right before the past. I'm glad y'all made it, cause the boy. Watch this. Now it was some good brown weed. You know it was Huff and then it was cocaine. No. Man, you can get that Huff with that cocaine. Goin' right down. Tell them how much a blunt and loud used to cost, full, a skinny blunt. A blunt and loud? No, it was what, like, and that was bustin' heads. But we talkin' about, I remember when a point, five was $15. It was 45, it was niggas 35 dollar ground. And it was only two classes. It was kush and perp. All them classes. It wasn't nothin' after that, it was like kush perp. Me. Let's see, that's all. Once you think about it though, all of that shit is the same weed. They on the same tier. They throw these names around to try to make it seem like, hey man, I got this motherfuckin' baby powder piss right here. Just to try to make it sound better than this motherfuckin' shark's breath. But that's just, that's just like some of that gas shit. They be air, they're air-packed. They're just regular ass, look good ass with no dill to aid on it. Man, some of these niggas I have sellin' CBD. Yeah. That shit look good, it smell good. You can smoke all of it and still be regular. I got the recreational weed in Colorado. That shit trash. That shit was air. That shit trash. We in Colorado is trash. I smoked 10 jars by myself one time in Colorado and wasn't even had. Did you get medical or did you get record? No, I might've been had because I did sit in the park smokin' them joints by myself. I smoked about it. You smoked two of them? I smoked 10 of them. In the car? I had a day off. I had got there on a Thursday. Yeah, you probably got so high for got you smoked the blood and you were like, I ain't smokin' it. Nah, I was like sober. I was sittin' there like. Dude, I smoked this stuff. I'm back. I'm not even high. And then about a hundred ducks started walkin' towards me. I swear, it was a park. They was all walkin' towards me and then they like looped and went in the water. I was like, that was some of the scary shit that ever happened to me. When you had a little bit, I thought, kinda. But for me to smoke 10 joints, like overall papers, I should have been high. When I used to be on the other shit, I could say it now. When I used to be on my life back in the day, he used to give me an urge to want to smoke so much. I used to be like, I used to get like, I used to get so anxious to roll the blood. The faces that you makin', like you used to jay one time. I'm close. I'm close too. You made the J-Pay unit. I was a... And I'm a new model? Look, cause on 10 K, it make you... You done be exhalin' and inhalin' for no reason. That's called breathing. No, that's bad breathing. That's called geekin'. This guy, you hear me? That's that geekin'. You on the room. You still inhalin' and exhalin' without smokin'. Bro, I'm so glad. Cause you need something to do. I need something. I just need my body to do the most of it. You bet on this side. What? Brooke, can you imagine servin' you as the J? I couldn't be no J. I still was the dope man. But I'm sayin', if you was geekin', and you would still think if you had appeared when you was on the peel of the heart, you rollin' some nigga show up at three in the morning. Come on, man. Let me in that motherfucker. I couldn't... No, see, I wasn't that type of nigga. I was only... Ain't never get that bad. No, I would only get anxious by myself. But a round motherfucker, I'm watchin' y'all niggas. And I'm watchin' you watch me watch you. Regular people. So when you look at me and I'm like... To regular people. Nah, ain't no regular people. Like famines. Watchin' ladies. Victims. Watchin', watchin' you. No, nigga. Ain't no petafied now. No, just victims. You know what I'm sayin'? Trippin'. But when I was on it, though, I used to be like a real lady, man, though. I used to. You could put hoes on the model. But your mouthpiece go crazy. Aw, man, the mouthpiece... What if you really weren't... You can't think of, like, talking. What's that, like, whoop-a-wop? What if you thought you was puttin' hoes, but then they show you what was really goin' on? Yeah! There you go! Come on! Come on! Come on! Bitches came over kinda fear. You think we better go home? Yeah! Whatever you're doin'. Yeah! Come on! Out of there! That thing is stupid, man. Man, I was on it. I don't know what he said, but it worked. I sound like Barry White to a bitch. Yeah. You hear me? Hey, I sound like Barry White to a bitch. And do you think that the bad bitches you don't fuck with in your life is somewhat telling everybody that she used to fuck with you? It don't never be the bad ones. They bad? They bad? They bad? Look at them. The bad bitches don't never break. They bad? Look at them. I used to fuck with them. Do you know Kylo? I'm out of this class! Remember me? I was his gang, man! Who do you want to get that? These bitches clouded out a whale. She showed up in your new bitch face. I was once young and pretty like you! Everybody up fuck some creatures in there. They bad, man. Probably just a bunch of motherfuckers down there in the middle of one. This is a Carlos smeller. Me too. Okay, eat your mashed potatoes, amen. That bitch in the home so well. Oh, we on there. She get dressed every Saturday. Carlos was taking me to the show. Yeah? We had a good one last night. What did he say? Tee dee. We had a good show, man. I'm going to the show. What time are you coming to get you? I ain't been here about 6.30. Me and Jay left me all the time. Oh, you stupid. I'm telling you, man. We all need a lighter. It's a little lighter, bro. I got one, too. Man, this shit been crazy, man. You see the world slowly coming back to life. You ain't got a lot of gas, man. Except that gas shit, I had to go get something to do. Niggas walking like a motherfucker, man. Everybody. I think it was at the gas station so deep. I got to start watching the news. I'm trying to hang that shit. I got to watch my shit. Straight out people shit. It's still in the night. If it gets to that point, that man, I ain't need to do it. Hey, man, you going to come out the door. Hey, what's up, big guy? I was just trying to put some air in your tires. You know what I mean? That's the dumbest thing. When you walk outside, it's a nigga just laying out behind your car. I got two exes on his ass like the cartoon. What the fuck happened to Bunny? Niggas didn't gas out here. He's going to die. Niggas sucked gas and it was a smoking cigarette. No way. That's bullshit. How we going to get together and we ain't got no gas? How we going to travel? That's what I want right now, man. Bro, this world is slowly declining. Get you a can of puss and put it up. I can't believe we evolved this much to be stuck right here. That trick. They slowed our development. That's a whole goddamn species of civilization. That's a... Yeah, they don't give us the good shit. The shit they could give us. They got tires that don't go flat. They got a bunch of shit. Well, I just fixed my tire. Fits a flat knee. Fits a flat. That shit. You see that little... See, I'm trying to tell you a nigga that's going to keep riding on that bitch. Get you a tire. No, that's temporary. Get you a tire on. Niggas, you move those straight to the gas. It ain't on my car. It's like on my lawnmower. Yeah, niggas ain't trying to put no fists flat and no tie-tie. That's what you mean. No, niggas got to put a fist flat on the ride line. Bro, I was like, boy... I know this nigga. He'll delete that bitch and be riding niggas damn tires. Well, I'll pay 35. I'll pay 35 for a new tire. That ain't no damn new tire price. No, the fuck you ain't. See, that's why you keep buying them bitches. You keep bringing them everything. Stop, man. Hey, man. This is my first time using the fists flat. Okay, so... Don't be cheap on shit that comes between you and the ground. So your shoes and your motherfucking tires will never keep you from in between the goddamn ground. Don't be cheap on that shit. You can't cut corners on them. I ain't never cut corners. I just went down the street and saw a sale. Them tires were smooth though. It was a sale before I even get to the car. I was like, you know what? Back up. See, this is another life lesson. You gotta find the camera. Shit don't go on sale because they looking out for you. Shit go on sale because they got too much of it and don't nobody want it. Muffuckers really think on sale, man. They fucking with you. You know, they look out for the customers. I mean, it's a drop, man. If you buying shit on sale at the grocery store, you better eat it that night, man. Same night. I ain't never seen a sale at a grocery store. I mean, not even cupan. You believe them cupans? Not even cupan. I'm talking about the meat. You be the meat and you be like, damn, the steak's $2? No, of course. You better eat it that night. See, I grew up, I was looking at the expiration date. My mama, oh, nigga, you better look at the expiration date. Don't you open up knocking without looking at the expiration date. What you done? What sale I'ma never? It'll come without a door. What I meant? Okay, so, okay, okay. Let's do this expiration date. Do y'all eat shit when you say best is used by now? What the hell? What is it? May what? May love you. All right, congressman. Hey, Ron. Look at that shit. Best is used by date. That mean if you eat it after that shit, it ain't gonna be as bad. It'll be good. Okay, so look, if he say so, he left it there, he say best is used by May 14th. Are you saying by 14th is good or around 14th? No, it'll be good all the way to about 17th. If you ain't ate it by 17th. It told you, best is used by best best. You don't want it after a life when it's all right. Because best is different than expired. Expiration date, EXP, means once you get here, this shit is boy, you gonna shit on yourself? But I feel like best is used by is damn near telling you listen man, we don't really know we can use it 95. We all done ate some shit that was too old to be fucking. My mama was queen of if it feel good, if it look good, it's edible. Edible. Same shit. Cause I learned that word from her. It's edible. Edible. Stop crying. It's edible. I know a lady that's edible. I got an expiration date on that too. Best is used by 28. On that 28th day, that pussy gonna fall out. They grow a new pussy every month. Don't they? Cause they dish. Now you don't supposed to do that. They get a pussy and they give it a migraine. You dishing if you already in. You already got some if you dish. You gonna come up. That shit terrible for the pussy. I thought that was supposed to be like the cleansing stage. What? That's bullshit. Pussy cleaning itself. They just knock that smell off. That's what they do bro. When they do shit, they reset the pussy. So if you been hit and you see that smell and they like okay I need to go down here. If you smell anything, you shouldn't be down there. Pussy doesn't smell like pussy. But that seafood smell. Yeah. You can't get it, you can't get it. It should be a pleasant smell. If you don't want to smell it again, that's a sign right there. Pussy supposed to make you go. It's supposed to be sweet and funky. I want to be confused. 7 seconds later you're supposed to go. I don't know if it's fight or if it's jam. What Rick James saying that sweet, funky stuff. Pussy supposed to, and then go. But if you do this again, it's good. Give me that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff. If you stay on my mustache just a little bit, right after. Yeah right, but if it make you go shave your mustache off. Shave it off? Oh yeah, it's a problem. If your mustache run off your face. If your mustache stink. I don't think people talk about clean pussy enough. Everybody always say pussy stink. What about all the ones that don't? They should be beautiful. It's some clean pussy. It's just a moment of silence. It needed to be had. They just sit there knowing they could just smell good. Don't even have a smell. It's just them. Good pussy got the world fucked up. I don't know how. It ain't got control over me though. That's why everybody giving all these opinions about relationships and shit. There ain't nobody giving real advice. Don't nobody give no real advice. Who gonna be the nigga that come out and look directly at the camera and be like, hey, my name is the nigga you don't know. I'm addicted to that pussy. I'm a simple-ass nigga, man. I do and say what else it takes for me to give a little shot of that pussy. If these women want to hear how me and you know what. Tell on everybody. What does that do? Who was here with you, man? From Texas, man. Charleston White. I was talking about the nigga that cheated on his wife and had her there when he binded on. Yeah, that nigga had her up there with the binding. She was up there. Oh, he talking about the river. He just a nigga who got on land and talking about the nigga. He was just saying what you out here being a freak and a nigga you out here trying to tell them you should be you thinking that's the videos he should have been making. He would have been big twice as big. He set up there and said all this shit. He was pinching a girl, too, on the side. He started off with it. He was pinching. That nigga talking about it like it wasn't him. You know, Derek Jackson. That's you. Derek Jackson was at a tough time in his life. That's you. And then they want to act like there's every nigga. Don't none of these niggas speak for me because I ain't seen a nigga do nothing that I would have did in neither one of these situations. I'm telling you. Bro, that's what you got to open up to 85 Advice. You just got to be real with yourself. Advice is not a shortcut and it's not the fucking answer. It's just another perspective. It's universal advice. You had some out of their perspective on what they would have done trying to give a man advice about a relationship. It's just like going the auto zone. It's 12 or 13 questions you got to ask before I even go looking for some parts. What year was she born? Who was she with before you got with? What's your number? Diagnostic. Y'all live together and you just going over there. When y'all are together she put hands on you. So she liked to fight. Where she from? The bitch in the game? She got kids. What she working? We might have alternators back then. You're right, bro. When people ask for advice they never tell you the whole truth. They don't even tell you their point. Yes, they be like, so if my girl asks me to leave should I leave? You fucked up, Niggas. Niggas tell the whole story. She asked me to leave because it's her shit. You ain't back now, Bill. Since you been there, you been leeching. A lot of niggas don't understand so I should leave. So should I leave? No, you need to go back and tell her you sorry for Niggas. You got to be a bold nigga to think that you could be over bitch house and tell her what to do though. And not pay her bills? You part of the rent. She go call her landlord and say there's a lot of niggas that can't admit that in the relationship they a bill. They girl got to do everything. I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm a bill and I'm sitting here and I'm go chill because I don't pay no rent in this house. Oh, I hope when I pray that this bitch letting me stay. Yeah. That shit fucked up. I'm just a bill. You can laugh about that shit now. No, that's fact. Bro, it's a few women out here that didn't get the best versions of us. And they stayed down anyway. It's a bitch right now talking about some I was with you when you... We all want to come up together bitch. We both want to come up. Remember how fucked would you do? That's the thing with that. That's the thing with that. They can come out and say I used to fuck with them. And they'd be praying. I used to fuck with such and such. But if a man come out and say that shit is lame as hell. It's some niggas that don't fuck some of these famous hoes. Niggas went to the show off some straight groupie shit. With the homestay. And she was like, go get him. He slid in them DMs in three in the morning. Snuck up on your favorite singing. We ain't stupid all that. We ain't crazy. Had her acting all out of character. This nigga picked up so much money from publics they put a picture of. They thought he was doing fraud. Not even knowing this singing that girl that sent this nigga 30,000 to the local publics. Come on. It's a sad nigga. It's sad nigga. Do some of these shit. You think it ain't some niggas money from these famous women? Niggas ugly as hell. Killing. He got one job. But that's the thing. Real range guts. But he ain't never gonna come out and be like she or she kept me. That's because that nigga was settled for everything. He could be straight. Long as she sent him $50 a year he would keep a secret. She been fucking with me all this time. And that woman ain't never did nothing to me. And she still sending me my little check. Fuck I'ma tell everybody fuck. Oh good. And she knows she can get it. She can hit anytime. Come on man. Everybody got an uncle to keep a new truck. That's all I'm saying. Niggas ain't worth it in 22 years. Yeah but sometimes somebody gotta say it. Sometimes you know you're hungry out there taking that lady check. He ain't took nothing. That's the wrong verdict. That's the wrong verdict. No I can't. You said you was gone. Grandma I got you. When he took her to the casino and she hit for that $18,000 he ain't asking for nothing. He ain't asking for nothing. He drove her down there. In the truck she bought. With the side panels. One thing about the most good nigga they'll take care of one of them. Niggas play the fan. Yeah. Fix that microphone. Fix that microphone. Fix that microphone. Are you kidding me? I don't know. That bitch glazing. That bitch glazing. Fix your microphone. Fix your microphone. You gotta fix your microphone so people can hear ya. Yeah man. That was such a big song in the 80s. That was such a big song in the 80s. You gotta fix that microphone. You gotta fix that microphone. You gotta fix your microphone. You gotta fix your microphone. You gotta fix your microphone. We came up with this song with this microphone working. Well we didn't sit in the scene and we were like is someone's microphone not working? I can't do it. Who's in London? That's all I got. Bro, who's in London? Stop talking to me bro. DC, relax. It's nothing to it. We were just sitting here. You know who you talk to like? The nigga of Animaniacs. Which one? The nigga? Oh I know who you talk to. The slow one. I thought you were like, hey, I want to sign the deal. I thought you were like, hey. I thought you were talking about the slow one. No, no, no. Hey man, you remember growing up in the fucking 80's. How much shit they talking about? I can't be here from Paris and all that stupid shit. I can't be from Mexico. I tell you that. They gonna be married too. Why? Because the Mexicans don't see it and they're like, we don't talk like that. They do talk like that. See you try to make them talk like me but we talk like me. They don't have it for you. It goes out the same shit you was doing. You said you were like, you know what? But he's really like, you know what? I said like this. No, like this. Come think about the shit they told us that wasn't true, man. How ain't shit the country is. I was sitting at home smoking weed and I was like, the best they could come up with to keep kids off drugs was the dare I'm not to do. I dare you. And they ain't even triple dog dare you. I dare you. Then put you in the drug freezer and let you know that the drug was right there at the screen. I bet you won't do these drugs. I'm still grown as fuck and there's still some drugs that I learned about in dare that I've never seen in real life. I know what you gonna say. What? I know what you gonna say. I know what you gonna say. Man, this nigga look for some one time. This is the end of drug deal I heard of. Barbiturates, nigga. Barbiturates? What the fuck is that? I don't know. We don't know that. We don't know. You want to stay away from barbiturates, uppers and downers. Amphetamines, downers, greenies, laughers, screamers, criers, little opals, red herrings. Tell the truth. If a nigga had some laughers, I would definitely buy them. If a nigga had some laughers, or had that shit done. I feel like I can't do the laughers. If a shit joker was selling in the Batman from 1992, would nigga do the laughers? With the big stupid smile. I can't do the laughers. I'm fucking with them laughers. I'm only gonna take half. So you just be giving it all night. The motherfuckers are already funny. No, they're already funny. We either took the laughers, get serious, or have the opposite effect. They just need to pray and listen. And listen. Another thing. What are y'all laughing about? I'm trying to tell you that the Pacific ocean is bigger than the Atlantic ocean. And that's all I'm saying. That's your bad laugh. You didn't take too many laughers. Serious in the motherfuckers. Did you all do your taxes? What are we sitting here giggling for? Global warming is happening right now. It's not in the future. Why nobody talking about the hole in the ozone layer no more? Y'all don't give a fuck, huh? It ain't easy. Bro, you sitting here playing, and it's playing to get in the motherfucking ocean. How I get there? How I get there? Pollution, man. People don't recycle in dolphins like coaks. Come on, man. That is hilarious, bro. That's how a lot of plants got in the ocean. It was just dolphins, stealing sprites and shit. Who the fuck asked the koalas if they wanted to be saved? They don't want to be saved. The koala? You know, it's a... They go in these things? The pandas? Which pandas? Not the pandas, but the white one. Black pandas? The white pandas. Pandas? The other shit. Polar bears? They go in these things? They got a new bear. They mix the polar bear with the grizzly bear. Call it a bolabili. A pizzly bear. But check this out. I don't never believe that shit. Who the fuck went around the world and counted all the polar bears? It's somebody. It's got some habitat that the bears are all supposed to be in. It's a place that's out there chilling and a place that they don't know nothing about. Just like, yeah, bitch ass nigga. That's them folk. They're trying to count up. Hey, you know... You do know polar bears are the only animals that actually hunt humans? Oh, yeah, they'll pop your ass. They hunt humans. So what you're saying could be... They definitely would probably not be letting you see them. Check this out. Every animal can do some shit that humans can't fuck with. So for them to say that they counted all the polar bears and they are in danger. And like you said, these are fucking animals that hunt humans. Who the fuck wants to save them? That ain't... You think you're going to be trying to be like, I got to make sure my ops reproduce this year. No, say them. Say them. Because we ain't supposed to be up there like that. We ain't supposed to be... We ain't. That's what I'm saying. We got to my blood and our skin. But that's what I'm saying. When they go in that water and come up on that moth and they see how stupid they are... We straight, bro. We good. They don't know nothing about this. You got to leave that habitat alone, man. Sometime when you go fucking with folks in their habitat, man, it's some shit polar habitat. That's what I was thinking about earlier. It's so many animals that never even lived in America. Like, naturally, a whole bunch of animals never even lived in America. Now you mean to tell me there ain't no monkeys in America? There was. You ran. I don't believe in prehistory. Think about when deer... Deers be looking at a child like you in Asia. Yeah. And no matter how many deer it is, it's still only deer. I'm saying it's just trying to commit suicide. Yeah, it don't matter if it's a hundred of them, it's still deer. There's no such thing as deer. Deers. You don't see deer. You'll be like, look at all those deer. Yeah, you do. You do? Look at all those deer. You just stop at the art. You know what I'm saying? He'll be like, how many deer did you see? Only see two deer. No, even if you see one or ten, it's still deer. So he'll be like, all right, I see four deer. Yeah. The other day they were like, deer's no. It's deer. Just one deer. You don't want to say deer? There's a deer. There's a deer. Okay, what do you call them though? You got to call it like, it's a... It's a flock of deer. No, not a flock. You got to be a bird. Oh, for a flock, okay. Well, why could they flock? Well, they're not herd animals. So my deer are not herd animals? No, you just see them on about two or three deer. I see them like, what do they not dee? What would make you a herd? Ryan. What is the number that considered your herd? It depends. First of all, it depends on the animal. It's deer? Do you have to say... Like you say, a flock of geese. Or a gander of geese. It's a gaggle. A gaggle of geese. A gaggle of geese? Yeah, but birds usually come in a flock. Frogs is a murder. So you don't have to say yes. No. Why do you want to put an S on it if it just don't need it? Because the deer makes it singular. But I'm saying if you saw two moose, you wouldn't say, look at those mooses. Who? You have to fuck out with it. You would say mooses? Look at how the moose is over there, boy. That's a lot of my own say, but look at how the moose. Look at the moose. I told you. No. If you saw two, it would still be moose. Like if the motherfucker who lived when you saw the moose there, they would be like, be careful. There's a gang of moose out here. The moose is a gang. But that's dumb for you to be like moose is singular and plural. So it don't even matter how you want it. But that's why you said gang of moose. That's too much. Go ahead and add the yes. Just like if you see one nigger, you'll still say niggers. You add the yes though. You want to be like, it was four niggers out there. That's what I'm saying. I'm nigger outside. But if you saw one nigger, you still... Yeah, that's one nigger, but then you be like, it ain't no eight niggers outside. Like how many niggers jumped you? Well, it was like nine niggers. It was like, you all right? You scrapped? That didn't beat you up that bad, did it? It was like nine niggers outside. All the niggers were hitting me in my head. That's the fucked up part about the racism though. Because niggers is niggers. Right. Because if you can get around some niggers you don't know. And some shit like that happen. They're going to be like, well, who did it? Man, I don't know them niggers. And you're going to feel the same way. It's just some random niggers. You put them in the category. Niggers, you just put them in the category. That's the hardest part about being a nigger though. It's because niggers shit still happen to you though. It does. Sometimes you're going to feel like one. What do you mean? White people, they always going to say some nigger shit when you're not even feeling niggerish. You're trying to do your shit. You know what I'm saying? They say the shit and it's like you a werewolf nigger because you go crazy. But it's like just being black is some nigger shit. So I can't get what to feel like a nigger. Especially when I see a white person and I'm like, you're never crazy. You're not going to have that same feeling. You're supposed to be protected in your species. That's what I'm saying. That's the part that's supposed to protect you. Like tigers ain't worried about a mother fucking tiger eating them. If two tigers ran into each other and they was looking for something to eat. I'm like, I ain't nigger you're lucky you almost got to get a tiger. Get the fuck on though. But then you know they might have like a tiger fight but this nigger ain't going to like eat this nigger. You get what I'm saying? Niggers are fucking eat shit. It's one tiger out there to eat people though. I mean, that nigger eat other things. I can't. I'm eating everything. That nigger crawfish. I watch all these animal documentaries and shit. They might not eat the shit. They'll kill it but they might not eat it. I watch a lot of that documentary. How many times does it take a cheetah to catch his prey? They get close as they can because they can only run for so long. No, they like one in like, they like one in 15 or something like that. Shit, one out of 11. One out of 11 tries. It's so fast. Like even a gazelle she can still outrun a cheetah. It's too fast that it just can't. Being too fast can have this const too. Man. Too fast you never really can concentrate because you just going shoo before you know it. You don't shot right past when you're fucking trying to eat. You got to do this shit 10 more times. And then that's the day hungry. And sometimes he don't get it. So he's going to be like, God damn man. I love when the cheetah makes the nigger fall and flip over and just be like, fuck it. He just stayed up. The entire thing of the animal be looking back. The niggers just sit there for a minute. They know he fucked up. And gazelles are running like, fuck nigga, I see you do the first eight times. Go. I'm going to get your head. Niggers don't need to know, bro. I be watching the animal shit. Ooh, okay. How long does it take for a spider to create a web? Nigga, we don't even see the niggers doing that shit. As long as they won't fucking want to. As long as they fucking run. About two weeks. They'll have all this shit sold up, nigga. But check this out, though. You don't even see it. Did you know they build them? Did you know that they build the web according to what they're trying to catch? Yeah, they kill other spiders. Nigga, a spider will get so lame, right? And come on your web. And if you don't want to get it to them, nigga, he'll cut your shit. He'll cut your shit. He's like, nigga, get it to me. Oh, I need nigga better than that, bro. It took you three weeks to make this shit. Another nigga, they gonna come cut your shit. But it is fucked up how the cheetah don't be successful, nigga. Because all the animals be working together, nigga. They pull up at the water hole, nigga. They'll be standing there still, like, oh, shit. Or they will do that shit. It'll be like monkeys or let the motherfuckers know. Because they fuck with them on some shit. So they'll see the shit and be like, hey! And then the motherfucker in the cheetah looking at that nigga like, you bitch. You do. How the fuck would you say something? You know the favorite animal I like to see hunt? I don't know. It's the most gangsta shit. And they like the swathes. They the swathes. You don't really hear about them like that. Because niggas, like how you say, ain't too many niggas is examining these animals. Because these motherfuckers will kill you. The fucking Jaguar. Oh, yeah. Panther and the Jaguar, they kinda get them mixed up. You really can't get them, you know what I'm saying. You can't compare them like that. But they damn near the same. Them niggas hunt so much. Goddamn, bro. Bro, you know the motherfuckers that can't nobody fucking with, though, is the honey badger. Yeah. Honey badger. This nigga got bit by a cobra and took a nap. Who? The honey badger? Niggas cobra bit the motherfuckers. What's a honey badger? I know what it is. Woke up and ate the cobra. Man, it's a little motherfuckered. It's like a badger or a wolverine or a goddamn... Oh, I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. Man, that's the baddest motherfucker. You could put the honey badger in and beat up everything in the animal kingdom. Nigga elephants move out of the way with this motherfucking cunt. He trained to eat nuts. He go for nuts first. You know what? A survival animal that niggas would be sleeping on. A porky. What you call them? The little porky panda or what? Yeah. The niggas would put that little stick out and they'd be bucking. They'd be like... Hey, watch this. Poked your bitch out. Come on. Don't be eating them, though. Honey badgers. No. They'll get pulled up and all that. That shit don't matter. He would pull the motherfuckers out. Me and this nigga was at my old crib high one day. We watched probably about two hours of honey badgers. Whenever you put them in, this motherfucker getting out. Everything. He getting out. Boy, I appreciate it, boy. You a good man. What do you see here? Did it the whole time? My brain. I had to get some pieces from my old job. What, Domino? Sometimes I just have a random craving for this shit. You want something? No. No, Domino. Oh, you got the Thin Cross too. Change the game up. That is the best one, but I'm good. Don't judge me. I pray for this food early. What you got right there, game addicts? You want something? Okay, bitch. What you got right now? Sometimes I'm an old bitch. I had to go in and add, you know, add, you know, get my attitude, roll on my high. All right, bitch. You still eating pepper on a piece, man. What are you wrong with you? Cheese, man. Everything is not debatable, bro. It's either beef, cheese, pepper on a last night. What do you see on your plate? That's food. Do you see me doing that? You think we want him to get some shit? What do you do then? What you got? I got steak and shrimp. Oh, nigga, you still eating yellow rice, nigga? Trish, man, you don't eat that shit no more. That little yellow rice. You been eating on my plate, nigga? Can you right look like three scoop please? Yeah, right look skimpy. Are you sure? It's a fork already in here. No, no cap. No, I swore with everything. It's a fork already in here. No, no cap. It's a fork already in here. Oh, they gave me a fork, too? I ain't looking at that, sir. Okay, bitch. I think we eat on this and gave it back. Damn, man, you still eating yellow rice, huh? Yeah, you still eating yellow rice. You been? Trish, nigga, been off that. I eat right right because you make the guy wait. No, I don't. Right right on this and going to wait? I been lying to you so much. Yeah, I've been eating this shit. I find out a new lie is just every day. White rice don't make you gain weight. I don't know what rice is going to make you gain weight. I thought the protein, I mean... That ain't even rice job, nigga. But that's it, dude. Rice job is just to get you through. So white rice is going to make you gain weight. Rice is going to do shit. Rice is just to get you through. Why do you think they give away rice? It's useless. That boy is shit. What do they use as a fucking... You can make it good, though. I thought it was... It's a decoration, nigga. I thought it was for what you're going to call it, though. I been on my protein shit. I told you I got me an aphrodite, boy. You've been on your protein shit and bought an aphrodite. Yeah, yeah. Everything that I put in there, it's just got good proteins. I had my CT and grabbed the protein. I'm cooking, man. When have I ever knocked anything you did? No, I'm just here. I'm cooking, man. I've got a little recipe. Ask for an aphrodite recipe. What you cooking? Sam. You got to get my seasoning, right? Yeah, right. I'm going to get a deep fry, too, though. I don't really like the stove. I like that quick shit, you know what I'm saying? You about to gain some weight? I thought I already did. Don't ask me. That's what I'm doing, though. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? You see the A-coat right here? Trying to keep it together. Trying to keep my A-coat together, you know what I'm saying? Trying to wrestle. No, you know what I'm saying? Nigga pushed me out of there. I took too many steps to the left. I said, man, nigga, what's your problem? Nigga don't want to pull me all the way over here, bro. And I paid it all, though. I was like, you crazy, you crazy. You trying to gain some weight for real? The trick is to eat at the same time every day. Fuck it. I don't know what time it's time. I look up and I be like, damn, I got to go to sleep. In and around the same time. In and around? Like five, six times a day. When the police arrested me, you moved me around too much. My feet weren't stable. I was in the car, but I was like, hey, man. You were a lot on your feet. You can't let them grow, man. Nigga started doing it. Nigga started working out the next day. He was doing all the other shit. He had the cuffs on me already. I'm like, all right, man. I'm not the best at walking backwards, but you ain't got to be jerking me like this. Ran dog. That's the fun part of his dog. He got real fucked up. This shit busting, uh-uh. Like fat like that. That shit busting. Oh, no, I'm gaining weight, though. I probably gained about, like, five, six times. I eat two peanuts with jettison before I go to sleep. You know what I'm saying? Make sure I give my protein shake. That about 20 grams in it. And I cooked it in a little broth for you. You know what I'm saying? That about 20 grams with the broth and my water, man. Who the fuck got you counting grams of food? You got you. No, you don't. No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna say grams of protein. That's what I mean. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Grounds of the protein. You need to know how much protein you're about to consume 2,000 calories. How much you eating? How many calories I'm taking? Close to, like, 18 hundred. So I'm getting close to the body. Like, 22 hundred a day. Because I realized I would eat the calories and I'm like, I knew. I just ate that. What? 2,000 calories? Well, you did. You think that piece of gay you 2,000, and that shit back 60. No, boy. We won't. No, all that grease, all that shit, all that cheese, all that shit. That shit blow your calories. All that grease, all that shit, all that shit. What the fuck? It's not like it's just cheese, sauce, and what you talking about? So four of those slices, you just ate 2,000 calories. I'm taking no pizza and calories. That's all you need. How many pizzas? You gonna be surprised. You said how many pizzas. What? 186. 100. So 1,540 calories. Each thin crust is 1,540 calories. The whole pizza is 1,540 calories. Right. You eat the whole box. Then you'll be close to what you supposed to eat. I'm high right now. I know you will. So what I don't eat, we'll get 8. So I don't cry for calories. But look, though. I'm already saving one of these for driving. Energy. You feel what I'm saying? But the protein will keep you back to fun. We eat a lot of bullshit, but we ate enough protein. Yeah, but you gonna have sex. As long as you have some sex. You burning it up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. You can do it. No clue if you gotta do that, but you gonna burn it up. No, you're not. You're missing the point. Don't make this a long walk when it's a short walk. Let me tell you something. Y'all metabolism is slower than him. Metabolism is faster than fuck. That's why you ain't gotta do nothing. Yes, I do. I can't keep no weight on me. Can you shit in your food that you like to burn? Metabolism, burn that shit down. Metabolism is. It's burning it all fast. You're supposed to eat a little bit, then boo-boo, then eat so you'll have something on you. What you talking about? You wasting food. That's why they put something on your stomach. You gonna get put out of my grandma's house. That's why they gonna eat up everything and keep shitting it out. I'm gonna put a stop in yours. Don't you make another peanut butter and jelly sandwich? I ain't even eatin' that damn food. That's why you keep shittin'. Chew your damn food up. Boy, eatin' whole pieces of steak. When did you get 35? You gonna chew until your jaw hurts? Exactly. Nah, bro. Don't make a pageant. I ain't even eatin' food. I ate two peas in the white and earlier. And some goddamn four wings earlier. I had a ten-pea earlier. And I had my broth. You ain't atein' nothin'. I ate some. I ate some. I ate some. That shit good. That red meat good for you. It's in the bottle that we havin' a cookin' lamb. That's what red meat is bad for. You be like, bro, I don't do so. Of course you do. Lamb, red meat. That shit red, when you cut it, it blew up. What? Well... I ain't gonna lie. You ever been to a Josie concert? I ate what the fuck I wanted to eat. That's it, bud. You eat what the fuck you want to eat. You know how many motherfuckers I've ever seen built terribly happily in love with another motherfucker? You ain't that though. You want your buddy to be here for the next 40 years. It will. It'll be here for 40 more years. I don't know what the fuck it's gonna be, but it'll be somewhere. I don't know where it's gonna be, but it'll be here. Hey, man. I trust me at this point. I know what the fuck got me this far. This shit, bud. That's what she said. Wait a minute, man. On the ground. Workin' on some shit I can't talk about, but you know... I do know. I have to tell you, but I can't tell them... your feelings. They mad at you. They will be mad. They'll see you when it's time. I know what these niggas bein' Batman or some shit, though. Some big shit. Don't play the Joker, bro. I'm bein' black man. That's all I can do. Talk your shit. It's niggas. Nah, but shit comin'. It's a pilot I'm supposed to be workin' on. A dude from the sports show. Omani. Should be dope. Omani Jones. Look, you got some shit comin' out, man. What you got? He... Look, he like him a water. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. I want them laughers. Some uppers. He's like, let me give that shit to that chicken. They fucked up, man. They fucked the shrimp up? I feel like there was a lot of them in the plate. They just re-eated it. I don't know what... It's Tuesday. It's supposed to be right. I don't know if I should eat some more of this, or that's just... I don't know, bro. I get down. You're down. You eat it like that, bro? I fuck some shit up. I don't eat a lot, but when I do... I fuck some shit up. I think sometimes... I don't think I ever ate nothin' on this damn show. I put too much pressure on... I really do gotta eat all this shit. I don't usually be you. Yeah, like, I'll get a lot of food. I'm like, fuck, I don't really fuck. And I realize, like, damn, I really do gotta eat all this shit. I don't even eat it all. I eat a plate. I seen what other people eat. Some motherfuckers can really throw down. I seen this girl eat two big ass burgers one time. Two big fat ass burgers. You had pay for it? I was so amazed. Bag with bag. She ordered them at the same time? She ate a whole one so fast. So she ate one and was like... I didn't know. Please, son. Can I have one more burger? Bro, she was so bad. And I was like, when the last time you ate? I ate. Some kind of bitch don't be eating, bro. The bitch hadn't sat on the couch in months. And the motherfuckers were delicious, too. What y'all eat? What's that shit right up here on Marietta? That deli... What's the name of that shit? Huh? Not K.L.'s Kitchen, that's it. Which one? It used to be... It's the spot they got all the good shit. Good seafood, that. They ain't done no more. That's it. The motherfuckers had some good ass food. Right there by the CNN's and man, that motherfucker used to go hard. Well, it's some good little spots out here, though. I was just calling my other little partner and I was like, bro, I've been trying to find a good soul food that I can pull up to that I know. I know one in Marietta, though. Bussy, I'm talking about... It's called a manna house. Manna house? That's shit, bussy. Soul food. What is it? It's over there off of the Fairgrounds. Marietta? In Marietta and Card County? Manna house. I ain't even know over there about my old crib. I'm so scared of Card County. Like, if you're going, like, you're safe here and you're going down like South Cub and you jump off on Fairgrounds. South Cub. Okay. Damn off in that area. They act like it, too. They be like, hi. You be like, bitch, you don't like me, man. I'm the most racist part of Georgia. I'm telling you, that shit works. Easy for me. Manna house. Manna house. You just got to stay close to them. N-A-N-N-A. No, no, I ain't... I'm gone. I ain't hurtin' no matter how good Niggas don't go to Marietta. Bro, there's some aunties out there and they'll pray over your food when you leave and everything. I promise. They got the Bible all up playing Mahalia. Is it attached to a church, or is it through a church? Uh-uh. Because you know, I've done some churches, and there's a barbershop and a laundromat over there about that shit. That shit is fine. I tell everybody to go out there. They got some catfish nuggets. Niggas. It's like the catfish wanted to be nuggies. Manna house. Cut me up into little pieces. When I go, cut me into little pieces. You like seafood? No. Appreciate your new face. Everybody else ain't shit, but let me have crumbs on my face. You know what? Let me see what I give them. Man, go ahead. Let me see what them little peperon tell me. I told you. And then you're gonna eat it. That's the best shit that Domino sell. That big crust peperon. I put that on there and everything. That'll keep the doors open if more people knew. What is peperon? Pork. Just wanted to waste some food. What? Oh, boy. Don't you bite that. I don't know what it is. Don't bite that. Who said it? When I looked at it, I had to make sure it was the right type of meat. Pause. Pause. Time out. That's pepperoni for real. They got beef pepperoni. This might not be it though. My bad, bro. See that damn pizza going that trend? Sneak a waste of food. It's the restaurant. Oh, I thought you said the mama. Oh, that shit look good. I wouldn't tell you no bullshit. Shout out to me to hurry up and get to the restaurant. They just got a shot. They got one. But they got this food truck out there on the silver road. I stay too far to pull up on a food truck. It's close to here. It's five minutes from here. They got the truck. They can bring them. Pull up at your house. Pull up on you cook all day. That's what I need. That's what I need. He from the west side though. He probably tired of that shit. West side for real, man. That shit for tourists. They got pound cake. I tried to tell you that. Bro, they got that. I'm telling you this is a legit ass. A pound cake. They got a whole display case full of fucking treats and shit. They make them all day long. You got a pound cake, man. Let me stop giving these people all this free promo. They better be popping. They better be at the mental house. It's going to blow up and we ain't going to be at the house. Oh, they got some artisan? Everything a nigga want to eat. They got pork chop, oxtail, greens, cabbage, cornbread, corn, okra. They got everything your grandma ever made. And they playing gospel music in there. You don't hear me? They got coulis, lindenade, peach, sweet tea, coke spray. They got rutabay. They got real heavy cheese cake. You a real new one. You going to grab your back two feet. Look, that's the gangster right there. They real motherfucking chocolate cake. Yellow cake with chocolate ice. Hey, man. I'm finna have to try these four. I ain't seen the hate car kind of. I don't like the engine. I'm telling you, man. Next time you need some shows, pull up on these folks, man. Ooh, that fried cheeky. Bro, they not playing. That looks like some fried pork. Ooh, look at that red velvet cake. Ooh, all that icing. They got a whole ass commercial bag. Who? Man of House. They going to chop this up so many different ways. Go get out your mama house and go to the man of house. Stop, dawg. Because you going to hear this shit on the radio. Go get out your mama house and go to the man of house. If you like that shit. If you like the bitches, you would love the food. Oh, they got the chili dogs at the end. Like, nigga, you do a chili, though. That's some extra shit you just throw in. Whoever made their website, boy, they great. You just on that bed like, I got to go. This shit look like Siflet. Pull it up. Pull it up. Somebody going to be like, man, we came all the way from Omaha, Nebraska. Just to go to the man of house. He heard about it on the 85 sound show. Everybody like, man, somebody keep saying they driving on expressway hearing this, man. What a good burger spot it. Oh, shit. Is there one fancy spot? I can't think of the name. Fred's Meeting Burgers. Hell no. That's some shit Ryan's part of it. Oh, damn. Ryan opened up some shit with it. So we just going to cook them all over here? I like Steakhouse Burgers. Steakhouse? I love to go to Steakhouse and they got good burgers. That's just when they show in their ads. You're like, how's the burger? It's sensation. Sonic know how to cook something. They got a base. Somebody got to be on the grill to really fuck with you. Because that number one ad, she ain't home. Yeah, that's some shit. You're shitting in 10 minutes. Well, fuck with what? Outdoor. See, I'm like eating outside food. Outside food? Yeah, like grill. We just call it outside food. Hamburgers hot dog. Hamburgers hot dog, you know. Any food is outside food. If you take it outside, that's wild. But you mean it's cooked outside. But technically, when we like outside food, it's hot dog, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? They be like, I love outside food. What the hell? I'm trying to figure it out now. I'm like, this thing is like, I'm not going in there. Just give me the food out here. No, we think about outside food. Take that shit outside. Exactly. You can't eat that shit in. What? Outside food. It's hot. Good burgers back around here. It's good on soul food. Seafood popping like a marble. It's in steak place, wasn't it? Huh? Come out eat white folks. Nah, it's something with an M, right? It's something with an M. You need to go to O'Reilly's. Nah, we go to Auto Zone, bitch ass nigga. You going to Auto Zone. That's where we want to go. Have you tried out back steak at home? It's O'Reilly's. What type of people serving the food over there? You got a great burger? It's Aunt Teresa makes them with her bare hands. Yeah, no. Nobody ever heard of Freddie. What is this called? Freddie who? Have you ever tried Freddie Boy's burger? I just know it's a little black home spot somewhere. What a screen, though. They don't close all the way. Why ain't nobody tell them, man? Freshman piece of missing hands. Look, I know you might not come through here, but if you ever come through Charlottesburg, West Virginia, stop by Calvin's Burger and fry spot. Yeah, South 118th and cross the back from CVS. Cross the back. They could be looking for it. We're not open on Monday. I think about how CVS they're going to cross the back. They're like the best place to go get a real burger and some little niggas that got their grill in them parking lots. Pull up. The crazy part is them niggas selling burgers on the side. They're like, look, man, I can do you one. Like, no, niggas, is it on the menu or not? Well, I'm really selling turkey wings and ribs. That's what I'm selling. That's $15 a plate. I can't make you a burger. I don't know what time. Niggas on the grill going crazy. We done heard about this spot all week. Talking about the niggas got all the good shit. So we pull up O.G. over there cooking his ass off. Now, he's sweating. He's sweating like some bit. You can hear the sweat come off your head getting the grease on the grill. We lying, bro. Bro. I swear on everything. O.G. done forgot. Wipe the ant. Wipe the ant with the towel. Put it on his shoulder. Ah. Me and my man like, what you want to do? I'm like, see, they say it good. You don't know how I'm really playing. They say it good, man. We see why, man. We didn't eat this shit, man. You know what I'm saying, bro. Don't wait. We didn't eat this shit. It's more for... Why you... All right. It's outside. Eat outside food. We see how shit, how shit. Outside food. Bro, U.S. is ignorant. We got to start finding these spots again. All the ones that survived the pandemic. Man, we got to... Underground eateries. We just got to start pulling up on these motherfuckers and just eat their food. Yeah, we about to get back outside it for real. I be trying to support the black people, too. See, everybody think they can cook, though. I fuck with you and don't eat everything. It's good, man. I'm telling you. We never had it before. Eat it. Listen. Don't force me to eat this shit. Just make some shit that I normally eat and let me eat that. But, see, that's what show you what a real cook is, man. A real motherfucker that can cook can cook. I got all this weed. I ain't smoked it. A real motherfucker can cook what you want and it be good the way you like it. Can't just make that shit one way. You don't like pickles when you can't taste them. Why you put them in there? Because I'm gonna taste them. I don't like when people say shit like that. Your motherfucker tried to make me eat some bullshit one day on the road. I don't eat that arena food. You can't just be eating all that shit, man. You know, you don't fuck around and be shit like that. You better ask for it from where you want some shit from in that city. You'll be surprised. I was gonna stay. Listen. I get bad case of diarrhea two times a year. I don't know how, where it come from, but it's two times a year. Outside food is great. It's just two times a year. Two times a year. That's what happens from eating outside food, man. This nigga wipe his ass with a towel. Do it back over his shoulder. Wipe his ass with a brush. I'm about to brush it off. You don't know what I'm nigga doing including? Not that. You don't know, cause you ain't back there watching the niggas. Shit easy. Who wanted that thing in front? Who want that? We fly that. Nah. What the fuck we talking about? Outside food, diarrhea. Two times a year. I got lost. So look, nigga, I'm in the back. I done shit it probably like eight times a day. Grrrrrrrrr. If I was to fart, that shit coming out of my pan lid. Grrrrrrr. What time is this? It started at nine that morning. You walk up out of my sleep, you know how you like, oh shit. Let me go. This got to go in the toilet now. You hear me? Eight times a night. Girl come in, she talking about some, they calling you on stage. He had to hit that boy with a fuckin' wow, wow, wow. Run out on stage, literally. White was like, is he here now? Then he called me again. They all back that shit, nigga. White, he called me on stage, like, he called DC on fly, but I'm on the toilet. What you made? I made it. Did your time? I had to get there. You went white back to the toilet? White back, finished where I left off. I went done then, nigga, the moves were slow here. I was like, and then, they were wondering why I was walking still. I was like, and then when I walked to the left, I was like, they don't even know, but I was like, boy, ain't he white all the way? Well, that's just too much something to him. Let me fuck you up. That's just hilarious. I'll be standing there like, man, they don't never tell me to fuckin' line up. Is she crazy, man? Who's next? Oh, you? What the fuck? Give me the- She be crazy. They don't even know who this nigga be about to call. Nah, that shit fun, though. Me and Coach Wayne been gammin' like a mama. Y'all cut it out. I call that nigga bank roll bully, man. I don't know. I ain't gonna speak too much about that bank roll bully, man. Now, boy, I can't get out of him. Nah, you know how a nigga, he one of them niggas, if he gon' lose, you gotta beat him to fuck up. He just don't lose. He be sittin' there like, look, he go to D to my house. You shoot that. You be like, country, I'm not doin' that, bro. He be like, listen, it's okay. I got more houses. Shoot that. I'm like, bro, when I say the bank roll bully, you can't bet a nigga who willing to lose it all because he'll fuck around and come get it back. Cause he got too much money that your hot street, he gon' be hot for too long. He gon' see him like, look, if you just hot guy, damn. Well, one day your hotness is just gon' come on off. Man, he can't even get all that money back. I had him up like 10,000. 10,000. On the way, he got a little 10,000, bro. He got another 10,000. And continued to shoot. And came and got him money back. You just said you weren't gon' speak too much. You just told everybody. I know it. All of this money was monopoly money and was for pure entertainment. We here in Clayton, Cochrane, Esquire, and the soul of this, do not condone any of this activity and there's no way that these gentlemen would have to pay taxes for monopoly money. They be play money. That money, fake, I was holding that for somebody. I don't have nothing. Yeah, I ain't got shit. I ain't got shit. I wanted you to continue. They was on the video poker. It didn't resonate. It didn't resonate? How was she staring? They got me fucked up. Damn. Man, we were low. Put that up. Nigga told the entire story. So I'm up 97,800 and 91 dollars. This country way ain't landed a helicopter. Cut that shit out. Nigga need one phone call. Birdman was outside, man. Let's do it out. Then the new called a bank. Made the bank people wake up. Going to sleep. Came back. Two turtle doves. I'm about to buy a finger monkey, too. Snacks, hey, I'm trying to get the fuck out of here with you, man. That's it, like, two times now. I don't give a fuck, man. You too rich. I ain't rich. He want a monkey. That's rich. What the fuck you even thought about having the monkey from? Let me tell you something. Finger monkey? I'm like Tarzan, brother. No. A little animal. Okay, good. Since when? It's okay to have animals. You always wanted a monkey. It's like having 90 niggas out. No, I got nine animals. No, tell me. Tell me when you found out about the finger monkey. The finger monkey. When did you find out about it? This is recent. No, I've been looking for one. No, I've been looking for one. It got to be the right finger monkey. I don't know what it is. I don't want to be able to fuck with them. What the fuck is it? So you're looking for a cute monkey. Not no cute monkey. You said it can't be a monkey. You did say that. Didn't you say that? I'm looking for the right finger monkey. It just said adorable. Look, I'm adorable. It's adorable. I've been around the monkey community. To other monkeys. To other monkeys. The bitch is going to love the monkey, man. I'm telling you, man. Stop. Bro. The monkey? No. The finger monkey. Bro, so much other shit you can be doing. I already did that. Get your monkey, though. Get your monkey. I just want to know when you found out about the finger monkey. I've been fucking around with it. Like, exotic animals, I've been on that shit. But what the fuck is not called a finger monkey? Yes, the fuck it is. A marmoset? What is it? I don't want to be looking for a finger monkey as well. Niggas all the way want to make it like we the only crazy niggas I am. You crazy too, niggas. I'm the only one sitting here. Listen, they have monkeys, Carlos, that you have never seen before. I don't want no fucking monkey. Me and Clayton know all about them. You're going to act like we didn't just watch a video of the monkey snatching him up like a whole scalpel. Yeah. Which one? The monkey that jumped up and snatched the niggas whole scalpel. It's a bad boom, my man. It's a monkey. Nah, this finger monkey stays this small. Okay. This bitch pulling your scalpel. I thought you was innocent. Okay. Finger monkey snatching. Man, that fucking monkey fucking. And then they had cool round people. Fuck you in the ass. Fuck you, open your eyelid up. Is this going to open your shit up? Link your shit. Poke it with that little monkey finger. Your shit going to turn blue. You're going to shit right in your ass. No shit like that. Think about that shit. That is funny. Wouldn't it be do-go-grave? Man, you mother is going to cause havoc. That is funny, bro. You talking about it ain't going to do that. He's going to do something. Oh, shit. You snatching that damn earring out. That little monkey. You talking about the size of it. It's a monkey. That's funny, bro. That bitch is freak out and I couldn't catch him. That motherfucker get attached to you. You just started tagging everybody. This nigga get right here and you can't. You just keep running around. He's too fast. Hell no. That monkey going to be in that eight all the time. Oh, shit. He's going to be in that eight a hole in it. Every pair of drawers will take out. He is stupid. Fuck, bro. What's all them little slammy things? Oh, shit. Man, he's in your whole takeout. He's going to be in that boot hole part. He like to monkey around. Why? No monkey business. I ain't thinking about it that far, y'all. Bro, you got to think this shit out. What if, what if me? You paid to have this little terrorizing motherfucker in your house. You want him to be cute. You're going to pay the cute one. You know he's going to terrorize you because he thinks he deserves better. I'm good looking. I'm a grown ass monkey, man. I'm just small. You going to buy that shit real? Hey, y'all, buy that shit. Just see if the niggas can go poop out. Okay, fly inside it. You're going to be scared to open the cage. I'm going to look, bro. I got to keep the niggas. Are you ready to be a monkey parent? How much is monkey food? Exactly. Man, you feed that little niggas like sunflowers. What about monkey medicine? You're going to eat too much niggas. He needs to breathe. You think he's going to eat sunflowers and then they're going to have high cholesterol. He's going to be too fat to be a finger market. That is hilarious, bro. He said they both are going to freak out. He talking about your whole tank out. Every time you talk to him. God damn. He's going to eat another whole little shit. God damn, Tim Drawl, how do you keep that out and get back in like you ain't doing shit? He just did that. The drawl's hanging from his mouth. Every time you put on the drawl, he turned around. If I think he noticed that bit, that would do. He's going to eat straight through the drawl. Ear pack. That's funny though, bro. You got people that be having an animal like I really don't fuck with nobody who got snitch. I can't do it. I can't even come to your house. Real talk. Yeah. You got to talk to me on the porch. But you want to finger market. Yeah, yeah. I just want to finger some luck. Because snakes just feel like he's going to be lying. He don't do nothing while he wrapping around my arm there. Squeezing me tightly. He don't fuck with me. Man, snakes. That's what I'm saying. All animals have wild animal tendencies. I feel like I trust my ability to get away from a snake. If I see the snake, I can get away from a snake. What if you don't? What if the snake be like, I'm going to get this bitch's head? I ain't even going to lie. I get frightened. I think I could come on, man. I can get a body there on a snake. My first reaction is frightened. Finger market. That nigga on you, man. He just wrapped around your head. It's over. You can't catch that nigga, man. Man, they motherfucker run around your face one time and then your lip be wet. That's what you do. You don't pee on your lip. You're fast enough to wipe that little pink monkey dick off. What the fuck? What the fuck? You got company? You trying to impress a bitch? The monkey just running off both the monkey out. He don't normally do this. I'm so... The monkey out there. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. It's bad bitch, too. You trying to make this show to the monkey out there. He's talking fucking about this show. Are you serious? You love her? He's talking about... He don't normally do this. I'm so sorry. The monkey didn't rub the... Everything. This is my finger monkey. This is hilarious, man. Soon as the monkey sees the chick, he get real aroused and fuck both of these things. Go crazy. Looking right at her. All right. That's enough finger market. Can't he get it off? Get it. Get them off. That's the size. That thing is stupid. Bro, you can't fuck with that. Don't buy that. Because if you get one, you got to get two because you got to get some little finger market for us. Nah, he going to be tripping. He going to be thinking he the man in the house. You think if he don't get something, he not going to be tripping? He going to be like, he going to think he the man in the house, bro. He can't. He got to remain a baby in his head. Damn, man. He going to get like this big. Yeah, but he's going to have a full grown monkey brain. He going to want to fuck something. He going to be one of the teammate ones. Bro, I was riding down Camp Creek. I kind of swear I saw a monkey laying in the street. He said, what? All right, when I was riding down Camp Creek, I could have sworn I seen a monkey. Dead? Yeah, dead monkey. I could be surprised, man. Nigga be doing all type of shit, man. You trying to fuck people energy up and shit. Nigga put a whole dead something right there. And you be like, how did he get it? I don't fuck around and tie my dog up back in the day and left it at the bottom of the street tied like this. Did you see that they found a fucking alligator in the hood in New Orleans? Who? It was an alligator just walking around. Somebody shot it up. Yeah, I believe that. That's a swamp. Like, oh, I don't know. There's never been an alligator in somebody backyard. But in the hood though? They never had no alligator in the hood. They swam everywhere. They just like, fuck it. I'm lost. Somebody need to find me and take me back where the fuck I need to go. But that, you know that shit. What other animals are you going to get? Nah, that about it. That probably a parrot. You think that motherfucker say bring that ass here or what? Teach it to have it say all my sayings like a whole mother and shit. Like a fire online. You're going to be up like fire, cold for a parrot. You know, they bite all they fellas off. They do? Yeah, it's a nervous thing. Good news. That's about it. I don't really want too many animals. That's it. Two million dollars already. So I got my three dollars, give them a finger monkey. Probably get a parrot. I don't like them niggas like that. I'm turning it to a young Mike over there. You know what I'm saying? That's about it. Oh, I might get a goat. I don't know. This is a good agriculture thing. You need some agriculture? You like the goat when they go out there and work? Nah. I mean, that too though. You can produce your own goat milk. You going to do that? When DC? When I get the goat. See, I'm going to just have the goat. I'm going to realize that. I'm going to fucking do it. What do you have? I don't fuck them, but they produce honey. But I ain't got time to get stung, Clay. When the fuck are you going to milk this goat? I ain't even got time to milk a goat. I bet you ain't going to have time to milk a goat. I ain't milking a goat. I ain't milking a goat. You ain't going to milk it? Nah, I ain't doing that part. I'm going to give them out of the milk. Who the fuck are you going to find in the milk and goat? Somebody who's milk goat. I ain't going to be the nigga like, what you doing? I ain't milking a goat. I'm going to be down here for a minute. What if the motherfuckers who really know how to do that shit be like, DC, I hate to tell you this, but that's a male goat. What the hell, he's a boy with three of these motherfuckers. I thought they had three of them anyway. Yeah, nah, I'm going to get a goat though. Because they good. They good. We got down, you know what I'm saying? Just agriculture and keeping shit. That's the strangest fucking animal you will ever encounter. The goat. They get on top of shit, they can get out of everything. They damn near, you just got to try it like a dog. You can. It take a while though. I really have. It all take a while. It's all take a while. You got experience with goats? Nah, I don't play with a couple of them. You just be coming up with shit to do, don't you? Nah, I think when you in the hood, he would just be fine and shit. He would be like, bro, the fucking cracker had two goats, bro. How? When did this begin? If we just go play with that motherfucker, he don't crack, he got a goat. I'm having fun. That's so fucked up. What made you think that goat wasn't on crack too? I don't know, he probably thought he was a dog. Like, he trained him like he was a dog. The goat had a drug problem. Like, I go play with them kids and then, you know, we straighten us out. But nah, some niggas. So four down the street had chickens. I ain't nobody. I mean, bro. My people down the street had chickens. I could see that before. You feel me? Of course people had chickens, but they had chickens. They had goat and chickens. They had a whole bunch of them until you know how niggas would get tired of taking care of some shit. So you like really just waiting on them chickens to die? That fucked up. I remember they had like ten chickens and he had one now. All them motherfuckers died. Stupid. And a moment of silence for them chickens. And a moment of silence for them chickens. Yeah, what the fuck, look, my boy. He was a roofless man. He was like, man, that's the land where the motherfuckers hold on, don't know why. You can't even eat them bitches. They dying of natural causes and shit. That motherfuckers didn't back up. He was like, man, that bitch he's waking up, buck on and shit. I was like, he didn't have that bitch for like ten years. Damn. That's who this podcast is. It's for the people who have animals and shit. This nigga's out here is really doing this agriculture shit, man. You grow your own shit, you'll never be hungry. You produce your own food, you'll never be hungry. You talking to her for monkeys to grow her food? That's really what it is, man. You got goat, they got goat milk. Cow, they got milk. You got your shit that you grown because you got agriculture. You grown your spinach, your avocado, whatever you got in your love. You know your love. You got your shit so you ain't never hungry. You dumb ass food. That's why you got your own cows. Hell yeah, you ain't gonna never be hungry. You just gonna be eating like you're in the 1700s. You talking that shit. You ain't never had no unfiltered food before that shit is a shock to your body. You ever tasted goat milk before you decided you wanted to do this? Is this tequila? No, that's the goat milk. That's that lumpy shit. Yeah. The real shit. All right, well, we're gonna turn this into cheese. You ain't never tasted spinach that you grew that shit gonna taste like ass. That's a bit. I'm just saying, the average motherfucker ain't never grew nothing. We had to go pick and take that shit off the goddamn ranch. First generation farmers, all of them died. They just gonna walk out there and be successful. You know I'm a country boy. Yeah, I'm just, I'm talking to these motherfuckers. Like, I'm gonna just start me a garden. Okay. Let's say you gotta start. Somebody gotta start. Don't let them get them Walmart tomatoes for you. No, you don't buy them. Please don't them seeds at Walmart. I was there for them to say, you don't buy them like that. You gonna get them seeds from them from the fish market. What you call them? Spots? Then you start your garden. You make them shit. One thing about it, they can't see you fake seeds. They can, but you know, it's the world we living in. They had this fucking shit. They had this thing where they were people just getting random seeds in the mail from China. They don't know what the fuck them seeds are. No, first of all, you get shit from produced food already, like watermelon. Yo, watermelon don't come with seeds. Get them that shit back. They don't have seeds. You now can't make your own watermelon. That's why I'm helping you. Listen, you're gonna be hungry one day. You might just want to only be a consumer. That's cool. You'll continue to buy your watermelon. But if you just say, you know what, I love these watermelons. You motherfucker got seeds in them. Watermelons. They just mind don't be on them. Them seeds ain't gonna grow. You gotta speak positive when you're talking to the plant. Yeah. What if you fuck around and grow a real watermelon and that shit don't look nothing like the ones you've been eating? What if you fuck around and see what the food really looked like? What you also got to understand though, the ecosystem. Food ugly. And know what climate that you in. Niggas don't even know do they stay in the sub-harry and what they call that shit? Sub-Sahara. They don't even know what kind of climate they in. What if you fuck around and you grow the shit and you're successful. And you see what food really looked like before they started fucking with it. You probably never look at this shit the same. The ugly food. They sell it at some places. Nah, I'm not saying the ugly food. You know they only put the good looking food in the store. What if you fuck around and see that this shit that you know is legit. Ain't been nobody putting nothing on it. Ain't no chemicals. You fuck around and see the real shit like niggas. What the fuck is they selling us at the grocery store? See what you're saying here. Majority of that shit is just clean. If you get any meat product or anything from a grocery store, technically not supposed to have nothing on it. It's just supposed to be clean. Go eat some, go kill some shit and look at the difference. Your shit will never look like this shit you used to. We so used to getting this shit that they giving us. I bought it. I grew off the shit and it's only a mule to the shit we've been eating in the end. Try to live off the land if you want to. As soon as that shit get in your mouth you are in the shit. You need the authenticity of that certain particular thing because what if they is putting something on it to probably kill the proteins and the nutrition. We might be too far behind evolution on that part to just really jump out and be living like that. That's why we built the way we built the shit and all this extra shit. When niggas over there killing their own shit and growing their own shit. Solid as a rock. They been doing that shit. Look at that. You're a fucking beauty boy. We are. They still making that shit. Sickly. Talk to your shit. What I'm saying, we ain't built for this shit. Even if that was the plan we too used to this shit that we already been eating. We pussies. We pussies in the real world. We doped up, vaccinated, since birthed and shit. We can't survive none of that shit outside of this bitch. So you can't go live in the woods for about two to three weeks? Hell no. You don't see that shit? You watch Niggas in the Freight. Motherfuckers spend one night outside going to cardiac arrest for mosquitoes, Niggas. Fuck the smallest bug going to take us out. I stay in the woods by, like, limb day. Hell no. In the woods. In the cabin. No. Y'all gotta put you out of some programs, man. We ain't taking no plea. No, we ain't taking no plea. No. What you had to? You didn't volunteer for that shit? Yeah, I did. It called overbound. It called overbound. You could go to jail. I'm gonna go. It was either they or go to school. I was like a boy outside. On the fourth day, them nuts sounded like the great remix. So fun to fight. What? You said outside, limb day, in the middle of nowhere. What? What do you mean in the middle of nowhere? What do you mean in the middle of nowhere? She called out of bound. Okay, so you out of the program. A teacher. We were in the middle, we weren't by ourselves as kids, Niggas. Niggas, that's how you made it sound. We all would have been fucking like, you fucking stupid, man. And we was out there with, like, three mentors. That's what I'm saying. And then one white dude, he stood up. He used to be like, we about to make some peep peep, peep up, boy. It's not funny, don't do that. I used to laugh. I'm gonna fuck, this shit is hilarious. I used to stand up, I overcame that shit. I don't care what you think. I used to stand up. I used to be like, I used to be like, yeah. My words was right here on my head, but that shit would not come out. I used to have to say so before I say anything. And I figured that out. I would just talk to myself. And I would like, so, I would go to the store. I would like, hold up, boy, that shit never came out that fast. I would like, so, mama let me go outside. Niggas, I started saying, so, before I started talking, Niggas and I stood up and went the fuck away. So Niggas kicked my ass about all that shit. Let's go. All you had to do, you just had to figure out your little word to catch yourself. He needed a place to start. Yeah, that's all it was. I needed something to start my words to be comfortable together. Because I couldn't get that shit out. I swear, when I was a child, boy, like four to like six, I started bad. And I just wouldn't say shit. For a long time I just wouldn't say shit because that shit would be like, that shit would not come out. My nephew had that shit bad too. I don't know if it was genetic. He had that shit bad. I was like, so... Oh, you might just hit something for everybody at home. Every motherfucker I see started. Say so, before you say anything, just say so. I don't know what it is about the words, so. That shit will get that shit right on the part of your sister. My little partner from the hood, that nigga started bad. That nigga said so. He said, what the fuck do you want me to say? Scared him so bad, he ain't say so again. That's crazy. What if so ain't your word? He was like, nah, I was thinking that's stupid. What if so ain't your word to everybody? What if some people had to say bitch? Every sentence started with bitch. Bitch, I'm... I'm sorry. Bitch, I don't want to say bitch because I started bitch. That was funny. He said, but I'm sorry. Bitch, I only got to say it because I started bitch. Stupid, bruh. You never know. Y'all done been fucked, bruh. Y'all... I feel what my monkey does. Get it. That funny headshot made me go open my eyelid that night. That monkey gon' stick your motherfucking finger in your eyes. You think you just gonna be able to bring him around? Like... You grab him and have a case. That is funny, bruh. I just want you to think this shit through. I am, bruh. Having the monkey is a big responsibility. They're so curious. Look at all the Avengers curious George got into. The man in the big yellow hat was a full-time job keeping that monkey. He wasn't even a monkey. He was a full blonde chill. He could've killed you. He didn't have a tail. I ain't like that. He choked you. They switched him up a few times. You never know what this shit is. They had curious George talking in a white man that adopted him. I just never knew you had a passion for exotic animals and wanting to own all of them. Man, I ain't really too much care about animal back then. But now, I fought with them. You gon' get a llama? You kinda gotta ask that. I don't like the llama today. I was thinking about... You know, I'm just on my Hebrew shit. I know, but it looked real llamish. But you know what? I don't want animal that I would fuck with. I know I'm gonna get a goat. I got to get the goat. You know what I'm saying? Double dogs. Parrot, finger monkey. Gotta give me aquarium bill. I think that's it. That shit is very exciting. I think that's like... They watched them fish. It was relaxing. One little shark. I got a shark. My fish. I got a shark. My fish was going through some and jumped out the tank, man. Mine, too. I looked down and he was just like, Don't say me, bro. And he was moving his mouth. You don't know what it's like. You don't know. You don't know. That was crazy, bro. Look, man, I'm gonna do three more flips and I'm out of here. Don't put me back. Don't put me back. That was bad, bro. It's better this way. You don't know what's in my mind. When the last time you seen me sleep, bro? He said, don't say me, bro. Not this time. Not this time. No. It's better for everybody. When you pick him up and put him in the tank, what'd he say? Uh-uh. No. He jumped back out the net. Don't say me. That was hilarious, bro. I think one made me stop getting fish tank when I had to clean out a fish tank one time. Ooh. And I had a lot of shit in it. My stupid ass. I had to put, like, yeah. I used to be a little, little animal nigga at first until I realized... This has been therapeutic for you, hasn't it? Because now you're talking about pets you used to have. I used to have fish. I sat them all over, had them whole little eyes and that. It looked like a little ridge down there. You know what I'm saying? Put some more little potters in there. Had my filters, then the filters. You had to clean the filters and do all that extra shit. Sound like an old nigga right now. Put the filters in there. That water going to keep cycling through there. Them fish next in there. They booboo a lot. They booboo a lot. They booboo a lot. You got to keep them filters clean. Now Walmart had them filters on sale down there. You get two... I think they was $8. But then, hell, I had to take them back because them wasn't the right size. And then I got them to fit all fit in there, but I had to turn them bottom side up and I put it in there and you can tell the difference. Just like that, it cleared that tank up. Shit. Sometime that shit get the dirt get on the side of the tank. So you got to clean it up. You got to get that dirt out of there. You got to clean the whole reef out of that shit's tank. Take that shit out of the tank. Name some booboo that don't stink. I said fuck this shit. It's my last fish. So when that fish died, I was done. I was done. I was done with that. Yeah, you can talk about them fish but name me some booboo that don't stink. Fuck that. You made me hit that before. Name me one booboo that don't stink. I'm waiting on you, baby. Name me one booboo that don't stink. Shit got quiet. That fish shit stink. Shit stink that water up. I wonder if that fish ever get embarrassed when they hear that little doodle hanging off. Uh-uh, they swim fast away from them. They fought. They ain't mind. They be like, what? They be like, do they mind? It's the worst part about being a fish. Man, if I could just have a fin long enough to hit my ass. Nah, they got them swim fans in here shaking it. Man, that shit is hilarious, bro. It's attached to you. They had to come fishing up. At least they started to die. But you getting some exciting animals, too? That's what we were at in our career. There's all these exciting animals now. Nah, I'm kind of down with the cause. I finally got my skylog on these four things. Yeah, finally found that bitch. Yeah. You dig, found that home. So I'm just done. I look for a big house, too. Nah. Now everybody going to hit you about this. It's him. That nigga fucking ready to get the ride. Move for an apartment. I look for a one bedroom apartment. I'm going through some things. I just need some space. It is Moose. So I bought two Mooses. I call them what the fuck. I love it out here, man. We got Dears, Mooses, Gaggle of Geese, Flock of Bird, Murder of Crow. A whole horde of Heffers out here. It's a whole what? A whole horde. A whole horde of Heffers? A whole horde of Heffers out here. We don't use that word enough. Heffers. What if I hit you and it was like, nigga, it was a herd of whores out there. Whores? Horde of herds. Horde of herds. Whores. See, Heffers is like, they fucking, but they're a problem. It's some Heffers out here, boy. What about tramps? No, tramps mean they stink. And they just all on you. They won't let you go. Tramps, they're the ones that are. They're not my face, man. The other type of women that are washed, they put us in a gas station bathroom. Right, they're the ones on Trump. Walking fast. I'm scared on you. I'm like, skeezers. Yeah, they'll fuck you and won't tell nobody. Yeah, like they'll fuck you and go to your bathroom and go in your pants pocket. No. It's skeezers. I just knew I had an ancient twin in this motherfucker. It's fucking skeezers, man. And that's not what she's stealing. Skeezers, bitch, man. And that's not what she's stealing. You can't be mad. She could have got a lot. She could have got a lot. You won't notice. Women steal money from niggas all the time. It's a thousand, but if I put it... I'm gonna take a 20. It's 980. This is stupid. I know I had a thousand. You took a dump. Right, I'm just gonna go. I didn't take no dump, but here, since you talking about I was told something. Why would you give me the money? They'll help you look for it and give you back half. I found half of it, bitch. That's five million. They'll do shit like that. They'll fuck around and steal that $20. They'll be like, well, give me change, because ten of this is mine. Bitch, come on, man. Try to split your money, will you? Try to do U-Try. Some niggas ain't never even checked their money. That girl been stealing from them for years. They don't even care. If it bring you a little peace, don't even say shit about their little money. I remember this how I do these bitches with traffic, right? I went over this bitch's house one day. Nah, she ain't on her birthday. Nah, I'm just saying, she was born. Any bitch with a birthday is trifling. Oh, yeah. She was trifling. This bitch trifling. This is what you call trifling right here. This pants skeezes. This hoe is trifling right here. Yeah, she is. Niggas, I'm over this bitch's apartment, right? You laying down, you know, I realize it's a three-bedroom apartment, but you can't go in another two-bedroom. You gonna go in a one-bedroom. So I'm like, all right, okay. She been picking on what's going on. But you know what I mean? I'm over these motherfuckers a lot. Four-bedroom a lot. I'm like, okay. They be probably still dope with them shit. Then I go in the bathroom, I see some cologne bars. They like six of them. I'm like, oh, shit. This ain't her shit. This her nigga shit. Oh, this from dangerous shit. Get the fuck out of there. Get the fuck out of there. So I spent the night. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Hey. Give what I'm saying, cat doll. I had that thang on, man. I said, I'm gonna take... I'm gonna take some cologne. Oh, for the drone. Oh, man, it's harmless. Oh, I'm gonna take about 3, 400 of these. Since there's no trifling. I'm gonna, you know what I mean? I might as well go and get what I can get about that whole thing. I ain't gonna have me in a whole other nigga shit, man. Nigga had money, too. You stayed the night. I took the... Let me tell you how I looked. Then how I know it was real. I took the cologne right the whole time I... I'm gonna need that cologne, man. I'm like, bitch, you ain't noticed the cologne we're going. He did. But you couldn't get it, though. Ha, ha, ha. That shit was so funny, bro. She came and got that shit. I said, but I need it. But he made it big. He was gonna know somebody to be in there. Unless she knew I took that shit. Because I didn't even have, like, 9 cologne. I took that bitch. That was what y'all need to see. That shit was so crazy. How do you hold trifling, bro? Yeah, that sounds about right. Fuck it. Yeah, I love it, though. I love being trifling bitch. She just bought her money. She don't love me. That shit be irritating. People don't talk about money all the time. What, people who don't talk about it? Like women who want to talk about money all the time. They ain't give you like, how much money are we talking about here? But she would say, I don't mind when we talking about some money. It's the... How I want to say it's the objective of how she's talking about the money. Yeah. Is she like, I always on some... When you hear the character of how she's playing herself in the situation where she's on the receiving end of the... Like, she's begging. Oh, you're like, oh, yeah, that bitch is a begging bitch. I don't have no bidding to play and no nothing. No, just random shit. She done heard from a lot of rap songs. Little posts and shit. Stripper quotes and shit. If a nigga ain't talking about money, he ain't talking about nothing. Dude, shut up. Shut up. Don't nothing about you say money. I had done the fuck... I can't even talk like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, all the terrible shit we didn't say and now we found some shit this too. We gonna get looked at by so many different alphabet people. Peter. Animal control. But I had to cut animal control like the other day. Talking about a nigga, I had to goddamn keep a leash on my dog on my yard. Toe animal control. I let my dog loose on animal control, nigga. Just to show him that I ain't keeping no leash on my dog on my yard, nigga. Out the gate. Y'all go shit in yo yard. Show them. You sound right, but you wrong. I ain't wrong. They talking about orderness. Order need nuts. I ain't doing shit in my shit. And I just put up a private... I just put up a private private sign on my yard. Step on my yard if you want to. Fuck, nigga. Let me hit your ass so far in your head. I got a big ass shovel. I got a big nigga with the shovel. I want to nigga your head. That boy going to remember that sound for the rest of his life. I swear on everything. Can't even remember that. Pung. That shit going to fuck him up when he drive. Pung. I'm going to do a nigga's whole body. Boy, you don't sound like... Pung. It wasn't a big shovel like that bit. It was a little shovel. I said that ain't going to do nothing. It was like, I don't need that one. I need that mother fucker. You're going to have to drag it. He ain't going to see it. He's going to drag that bit. What you got the shovel for? I'm going to show you. Man, you can talk about at least show my dog and my yard. Man, go do some real work, man. He fuck around and do all that and scare the dogs. They're like, damn, bro, we would have went behind the fence. He had to hit them. See, now, because now I feel like... Because somebody had nothing problem for us. I'm saying my dog will be running up on me shit. Oh, wow. Is it true? No, I mean, it might be true. Did your dog run up on someone? They see. No, I put the leash on the dog. I was trying to tell the animal control. They don't know what to make that dog snap. The dog is going to have no leash on their property. He said, you have to have a leash on your dog. In your property. I said, well, you tell your boss. Watch this. Let both of their ass lose. Go take a pee pee in your yard. Come on. Go, y'all. Because you just can't keep me out. I got a property sign. You know what comes after that, Lou? The only reason I say put the leash on them dogs is that they go crazy. But what I have been doing, though... They go crazy. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, they just don't fuck with anybody. You did what I'm saying. But now they good. They tame. They train. Only good kids in the neighborhood. They just cookies in the neighborhood. Most folks start hanging in the neighborhood. They're going to do that, but that's going to be a reason, too. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, more fucking scared of dogs. I don't know if I ever got them. My dogs ain't ran up on nobody. Them your dogs. I know, but what I'm trying to tell them, they ain't ran up on nobody. So you ain't got to call nobody when you exist. If they scared of dogs, that's one of their fears. They haven't ran up on nobody yet. You don't know what to fucking make a dog run up on somebody. They can call me instead of calling somebody on me. You ain't going to be there. They ain't going to be on the outside when I'm outside. They got all the wrong answers. No, I got the right answers. Because they only outside when I'm outside. You better put jumping on them, please. You know what they're going to do. What the fuck is wrong with you going to do? I'm like, grab the shovel. They in the yard. That's what I bought the shovel for. Yeah, you can use it. The dogs ran across the street. You the shovel, bitch. That's what you don't want, you know what I'm saying? No, they only go out when I'm there. Sound like y'all niggas get a dog. What I'm saying is, but if you got a dog, I used to own a dog. My dog only go outside when I'm outside. I don't let loose. I'm speaking from a nigga whose dog had people fucking shook. You know what I'm saying? I don't let loose on my side unless I'm outside. My dog was locking people in their car. You didn't even hear me. Like he was going around to both sides. I'm telling you what a dog can do. I know what a dog can do. I'm from it. Nigga done been chased by a thousand dogs. But what I'm trying to tell you when I'm outside, my dog is in on reach. Okay. Who telling on me? My dog ain't going across the street in your yard. You got a point. My dog over here. Don't go out on that street. Sit down. Don't move. You got a point. What you feel, but from the actual point of if this motherfucker decide to bolt, ain't shit you could do. Of course I feel that. Which is understandable. You ain't got to call and tell about only like my dog's been running up on you. When they ain't. They came on my doorstep and be like, hey man, I mean walking. They didn't come because you had the dog. I'm outside. You see me and the dog. You scared to walk over on both sides. You not about to walk over there with a dog. I can't talk to you for a minute. No dog, can I tell you? No, but I'm saying no. If you see that the dog's put up, because you telling on me definitely ain't going to get me to do shit. Look how defensive you are. When you get a second, you quick cut your grass. I guess I'm the wrong neighbor to be. I'll have you speak to you about your dog, man. I'm the wrong neighbor to have. I ain't lying. I bet they ain't going to definitely walk up on my young baby. When their motherfuckers get out, they going to do what the fuck they want to do. But they only out when I yell. It's going to be when you ain't there dog. They can act like my dog, the first dog that ain't never been on no lease, man. That what I be saying though, bro. Ever since I was young, this is the nigga that I had to be. But your dog need to be on the lease. Everybody else dog be walking without no lease. Nigga, nigga, nigga. Why my dog got to be on the lease? Listen to the dogs. Nigga, ever since I was born, nigga been walking on no lease. When I get my dog, it's wrong. Then it should I be talking about. Man. Then they say the little junk go crazy though. On the wrong one, because on the fifth. You my goddamn piece. But on the fifth though. On the fifth. They crazy. They crazy. I can see the white man walking without no lease. Hey, that be a train. Nobody been scared of him. Mine and the dog be shitting and pissing. They scared of mine. Yeah, you name the most ferocious dogs out there. When was? In most little baby. In the dopamine. He right here. The dopamine bed though. The dopamine bed. The dopamine still scared people. The bullet bed too. Yeah. But everybody got dogs so they can't really be scared of dogs. Three dogs. One nigga. No lease. This nigga is older than everyone else. If anybody moves, I'm going to give them the word. Bro, we use that with your side, but you get it wrong. I'm here to hook up the cable. Sickle. See them. I tell them. Pull the bike. They don't fuck with everybody. I don't like I didn't talk to all of my friends and shit. Bro, my dogs are true. I'm telling y'all, bro, my dogs are true. Bro, they love people. But I definitely get about running up on people. Because they're my own. Nobody is outside of my neighborhood. So they ain't even running up on nobody. Because there's dogs out there. No, it ain't nobody. I ain't nobody outside. I ain't never had these dogs just for the entire time standing in neighborhood. Cool. My dogs. Because when people are dead, they fuck with people since they was a baby. They eat the same people that's walking up on my dogs when they baby. You know they a dog. Now you scared? Yeah, like my dog might used to chase cars but I stopped that. You have to train him. Because I'm black. Come on, man. Let me tell you something. I hate putting other people in my bed but I be like, well, you know, so and so down the street that got them a dog and when they walk they dog that my fuck don't be loose. Eat my fuck across the street dog. Been in my yard, been in this yard, been in this yard. I don't see nobody complain about a head dog. But soon the black man get a dog. I was gonna say, you know. They dog went to college. Now you making excuse for their dog. No. They dog do? Yeah, yeah. I been in my yard and had to pick my daughter while another nigga dog ran up on the and I was like, hey man, that motherfucker can get shot. Oh, she doesn't bite anybody. She's never bit anyone. But girl, what though? I ain't call the pecker truck. I ain't call the pecker truck. I told the nigga can you stand in the yard and talk, not to run up on people. Another nigga might put some on any head. But you cool though. I thought we had them. Yeah. This nigga said he's gonna shoot me. Hey, this nigga has loose dogs in his yard and he said he's gonna fucking shoot me. It was me and Becker. Me and Becker. I was walking Becker. I was taking Becker for a walkie. We always go on walkies. We walkie. We walkie by. He said, hey, I'm gonna shoot your dog in the face. Hey, bro. You wanna fucking fuck with me? You fucking get on me and shoot me. That's what happened, dawg. Got me fucked up. My daughter was that sad. Yeah, that is fucked up. They say you can't have three ferocious animals with no leash on nobody. It's just like me having my dogs in my yard. They in my yard. You and your y'all across the street. You shouldn't be nervous being that sad just cause you see some animals across the street. Just use these animals. I was a nigga with three big dogs and a finger. This ain't the yard to be fucked with, man. That's the only message I'm trying to say. This yard ain't the yard to be fucked with. You just can't walk up here. Who might bite your ass? I want to keep it that way. Everybody in the neighborhood, look at this shit. Thought wrong with y'all. Yes, they run freely. Verociously. Man, watch how you ride your bicycle right here. You hear me? Watch how you ride your bike. You might be the police. We got two other streets. Go on that street over there, man. I'll tell you what. You're making me nervous. Making me open this goddamn gate. I got three motherfuckers of dogs that'll run up and lick the shit at you. So check this out, right? In my neighborhood, the way they got it set up here, defense, you can't do them. You can't, you can only get it in the back. Like, that little pussy had a prescription that allowed you to get it in the back. I told them, I said, look, fuck the prescription. Let me just get it from the beginning all the way back. You ain't gotta worry about me then. Or my dog. They just run freely. I be the only house with a gate in the front like that, though. You don't understand them dogs. Them dogs will jump over that goddamn gate, run through that neighborhood and eat everything. Jump over it, crawl under it. By the time you get there. But this the beautifulest thing, though, for you having your dog trained. That's the whole beautiful thing that I'm talking about when I'm tending you. Yes, of course, an animal has its own mind. They motherfucking do whatever it wants to do. But if I don't control my dog, then shit. But maybe if this motherfucker run up on you, we might have to do something to it. But he don't listen to me. I'm the master. Damn, just the animal and everything. I'm the master of this animal. He has to listen to me. Through all type of circumstances. No matter what it is. What obligation do you think this animal has to you? That's my dog. He doesn't even know that he's your dog. He do it. You think dogs know who owns it? I ain't never really just had this one-on-one with animals like that. I can make one of my dogs stay there and have the other one come here. It's hard to keep a dog, just stay still and talk to another dog and have them come here at the same time. You proud of that? Yeah, I'm proud. I ain't had that much patience with animals like that. You feel me? I got the patience with these motherfuckers. You gotta understand they're not human. You gotta train them to understand. So you can't really get frustrated at the dog. Once you tap in and they get it. Like McCoy, and McCann Curso, he already know what getting the cage means. I could just be in the room and be like, getting the cage. He's gonna run straight into the cage. You know how long it take a nigga to tell their dog to get in the cage? He's setting you up. He's setting me up. For what? He's gonna be too big. I'm gonna get in the cage. I don't fit. You gonna turn around like that? No, you get in the cage. You seen how loud I can bark? You on the road every weekend. I'm practicing my bark. My growl. Get in the cage. I don't think I will. When you feed a dog, what you gonna get? There will be no more getting in the cage. You gonna be like your mother in the matrix. There will be no more cages. That's when that motherfucker hear get your ass in that cage, boy. That's when we gonna watch. Comedian DC Young Floyd rested today salt with a deadly weapon. It's a canine. He faces 75 years. Yo, be fucked up. Like County Sheriff's would like to also press charges for Comedian Fly who also owned Finger Monkey that was hurt in the NC. And all deputies recovered two other puppies that looked like they were being held against their will. Yeah, we were ready to do a whole good dog shit, but the cubs would never buy us shit. He said this is our neighborhood and our house and we must be protected by all me. I was doing what I had to do to eat, man. I would never harm a child. He's gonna harm a child. But you know now that I'm in the system and they trying to get us out of here as fast as we can to get us with some nice loving white folks that understand man I got a future. I want to be the mascot for the Georgia Bulldogs. I'm a bullet. Well, I have bullet. I have pain course on me. Man, my daddy was the one that uh... Fly will see the judge Monday morning in Forsyte County. He also has pending charges in DeKalb County. And there are a lot of mad white people in Cobb County. The facts. Yeah, we fucked up. Douglasville They're banning all of his movies in Villa Rick and Joy. I'm fucked. I ain't gonna be upset. Oh white man, ain't got shit to do with you. I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm Paul. In more developing evidence we found out he's the leader of an exotic animal race. But Anthony's also recovered four fish. He had four betas in the same tank. They were fighting to the death. The deputies haven't decided that they're gonna press charges for the fish fighting race. If indicted, he could face 50 years just for the fish. The weapon recovered. Well, that's a laundry list of charges. He'll bite me. Nah, we fucked with you. But that's dope. You got a train. You want some, uh, dog whisper. But if you spend time with him, you do the right thing. I better do what you tell him to do now. Now when you feed it, you never put your hand in the boat. What? Even during the time of food. Even during the time of food. The time of food. You telling me around your plate when you... That shit sound like it was like a little rhythm with that one. That's a speed bump. But yeah, even with time of food. Another dog even. Eat that dog plate while you eat. You go around my fingers. Eat. So when my dog eats, I put my hand in the food. Yeah, like right by your mouth. You know that bite. No matter what's going on. They ain't gonna bite you when they eat. They ain't gonna bite your peer. And other news. Believe that shit if you want to. You don't got a dog, though, love. You don't train your dog. That don't make it any more true. You don't got a dog, though. Who got a dog? None of these niggas in here got a dog. None of y'all niggas got a dog? No. People don't even like dogs like that. I'ma get one. We have a bad relationship with dogs. That was the most real of them people. I'ma get something exotic. What you getting? What you getting, bro? I'm a dog. I'm an exotic dog dying two years. What the fuck is a Zolo? Niggas is a Mexican hairless shit. That shit got a... got a damn fade. And no hair. And they black. You on a skinless fade dog. You up here talking about my finger monkey. And you on a skinless fade dog. You on a dog with no skin. He big, though. No, he got skin. He ain't got no fur. He ain't got no fur. No sweeping up. None of that shit. None of that shit ain't got no fur. Black. We ain't gonna feel like we. We black. We no fur. I get a corgi. Black. The queen dog. Yeah. I put a little batten down on it. So every time you run up to me, I can act like you bring me a message. Would you say champ? What kind of dog is this? A little short legged. If you the fuck with little dogs, but I don't fuck with them little dogs. I don't even think I want a fucking hyena, man. What the fuck it is? Did you shit? He tell him out? Did you shit, champ? Yeah, a Zolo, but I want the big one. That's a small one. Let me see that. How does it look like that shit from there? That shit like a kid. The Egyptians have. Them dogs will tear your ass up. This dog aggressive through the motherfucker. Zolo. X-O-L-O. What do you be finding this shit at? The dog from Coco. What do you find this shit at? That was the dog from Coco. So that's what you found. That dog that looked like a sausage. That's what you found this shit at. I just heard about it before, but then Coco confirmed it. Thank you, fuck them two. What? They'll wean it off. I know what you're talking about. I don't fucking mean to. They was made to go down in little holes and kill shit. That's why they built like that. They'll kill a golfer. Right back. Y'all niggas know a lot of shit. Animals. You say you watch the motherfucking animal planet? Yeah, they don't have none on dogs. You be watching cheaters and shit. They ain't watch the updated shit. They got better camera angles. They get up close. Boy, they make a difference. Do you be thinking that shit be real or computerized? No, that shit. You can tell them how the way they be moving, how they be fast-moving and trying to make that shit. When they speed the camera up, a lot of that shit ain't in the wild. Yeah. Right in a little guy. They in this studio with the little goddamn grass and the leaves and the rock and close up on the beetle. You know what I'm saying? However they do that shit, they need to keep doing it. I want more. What happened to the old documentary? What's going on? Like all the ones from the 80s and 90s. Oh, they on all the streamers? Whatever you know streaming shit you got, you can find them bitches. I'll be looking. I don't really be having no luck. Netflix got some cheesy ones, but they got some good ones. Disney got a bunch of them shits. Fucking with all the streaming shit. I feel like Amazon got slighted on them. All right. We just been a little bit high talking for about three hours. Yeah, it's crazy. It's good. This is great. I'm out. Good audio. We got to get the fuck out of here. We do. We got to get the hell out of here. Oh, you already? No. Early morning shit. Oh, shit, that's easy. I still got to go home and get my dog. You got to take him out with no leaves. You got to take him out with no leaves. Damn. Get some leashes for them dogs, man. They want some leashes. I got some, but not in my yard though. They want to be leashed. I ain't going to get them in my yard. That's the whole purpose of being free. Be free, my children. Well, you know, I guess the moral of this whole episode is the real dogs don't need no leaves. Fuck them people. Well, there you have it, folks. 85 South Show. Got damn pizza on this episode. A whole pack. This shit on me and my eyes, bro. Yo, what's going on, y'all? Man, it's your boy DC Young Fly, you dig? This is me. I'm eating pizza right now. You hear me? You seen us talking about going back on the road on social media. But it's finally here. Bro, it's time. It's finally here. Yeah. I told y'all, we better go back on the road. Tell them what we're going to do soon. Man, we're going to Balustin. You hear me? Charleston, maybe more, but that's all we're telling y'all for right now. What's the date? What's the date, man? I think July 24. You hear me? Seattle. Oh, I'm told. Sacramento. Oh, I told the second. I mean, nigga, you know what? We're going to Balustin, Seattle, Wells, Charleston. We may do that on the frat. We may do that on the frat. The microphone came off. Listen, we just going to do it like this. That's why we got to get back on the road, but the microphone won't stick. We can't even buy tape. That's why we still in the trap if we can't buy tape. But you always tearing up the microphone. You think Domino's going to sponsor this? They should. Did what I'm saying? I used to work at Domino's. I grew up. I grew up. Shout out to Domino's, giving black boys the job. Somewhere you can prosper. Real talk. You know where to find all the dates where we eat at Domino's? On the website. Plus, new shows go to 85 Stop Street. How'd that go? Yeah, I feel like if you go to the Instagram or click the link or something, what are the tickets? I think so too. How'd we find the tickets? Just Google 85 Stop Show tickets. Just listen. Ain't nobody out there selling no fake air tickets. Somebody was at one point. I seen them. They had my fucknuck on the fly. I'm like, you really bought that motherfucker? I'm like, nigga bought flow seats too. I'm like, nigga, whoever this is, he probably going to show up. But it ain't me. I tell you that. You saw the dudes selling the fake shirts. Other... The real life tour shirt. New face bought one. They got my name over country Wayne. They got my name over country Wayne. They didn't even get y'all room. That fucked up. Nigga really out there selling the shirt. Nigga, you know, they having the shirt while they flanging you down. We selling them. I rolled down the window. And when that money gone too. I ain't bought a shirt, man. Stop bullshitting. They tried to convince me that it wasn't me on the shirt. I ain't you, man. He ain't even look like you. Still bought it. I ain't bought a shirt. I hit the nigga out. I paid a dub for it. I talked him down. He wanted a faulty. I said, nigga, I'm finna give you a dub for this fake ass shirt. Get the fuck out of my face, man. I at least want to have the shirt to put up in my house. I ain't getting no money for it. I'm out of where to go, hey. We got a shirt. We got a shirt. Tell him about the tour, man. Man, you know what going on, man. The tour going crazy, man. Should I say it again? We're going to be in Biloxi, Sacramento, Charleston, Seattle, and a little bit more. If you want to know, go to the85southshow.com Nigro. Okay, bet. Hey, man, we back. We coming to all them cities. He just named. You did. Come on. We coming to see the 85 percenters. We going to have titties in the building. Titties. Listen, I'm talking about this time. Pull them out. Pull the titties. They going to be like, ooh, we been missing them titties. Now, one thing we can and we can create a safe environment where they can pull the titties out. Yes, we can. And we have proven that. You hear me? We have grandma's smoker weed that's on Austin and Tanks. Nigro. Nigro. I talked to that lady. She's doing well right now. She doing good. Salute, man. Salute. Yeah, man. So come check us out. I ain't even going to lie. And to be honest, I miss y'all. I miss y'all too, man. Are you proud? That was a great walk out. We got to do it again. To be honest, man. To be honest, nigga, we miss y'all more. One more. One more, bro. One more. Okay. Nig. To be honest, nigga, we miss y'all more. Hey, man, we out of here.