 Alright, there's a difference between teasing and then being a jerk about it Hey guys now after doing the Kong review. I really thought about it I wanted to review the 2014 Godzilla if you want a more detailed version of it I'm gonna give you a link in the description to an article. I wrote about it back when the movie came out I called this movie blue ball Zilla in all Essentiality it is it is blue ball Zilla We do not see the monster truly in full until the third act of the film and by that point I was so frustrated with the amount of Hidden sneak ups the fact that we still hadn't seen this goddamn thing and that giant 400 foot tall monsters can just walk up behind people and they don't hear our feels shit until this it matters to The story I admit the marketing for this movie was really good It really reminded me a lot of the original cloverfield marketing with mysteries about who Godzilla was what he had done And what was going to be in the movie? However, Gareth Edwards still had not gotten past his inability to make people in the film actual characters Other than bland pieces would now admittedly. He got a little bit better in Star Wars Rogue one He still had issues But this one was awful because he killed off the character you actually cared about being Brian Cranston Cranston actually had a reason to be in this movie. He had a point He had a purpose he had a goal and then you removed him In the first act of the film and you leave us with Aaron Taylor Johnson Otherwise known as a flat piece of wood Everyone in this movie is literally just reading off of a piece of paper They are so bland and you don't care all that's what I'm going to say right now other than Brian Cranston You don't give a crap about any of the other characters. It's kind of funny one can want to be says Invite but otherwise that's it. No one else matters in this movie We just get this very generic military ride Through several situations involving the Moodos and Godzilla fighting with the military trying to intervene when doing Jack shit The Moodos are kind of interesting But the only thing is their explanation of how they exist where they came from it's Completely really left up in the air as is with Godzilla obviously But the fact that two of them just appear and one of them has been hiding underneath the reactor for all this time I don't know. I just it didn't vibe with me now I will say that the fact that they shrouded Godzilla with smoke He didn't see him that much that was cool at first and then it just got annoying It got really annoying to the point where he's about to fight the Moodo on Hawaii And what do they do they cut to that kid watching the news report now Funny, but you didn't cut back to it You just blew balled the audience and then we finally get the battle at the end of the movie Which everyone's like oh cool. Look you did a doggy breath like yeah That's cool. We'll have to wait two fucking hours to see something interesting happen The fact that Gareth Edwards kept on cutting back to characters who we did not care about When we would much rather watch giant monsters fight each other was ridiculous The fact that Godzilla was renowned as a he is a savior at the end despite the fact that he had murdered Hundreds or thousands on Hawaii with the monsoon that he created or the fact that they basically Destroyed San Francisco entirely if there's nothing fucking left and that he falls over Everyone thinks he's dead that he just gets back up and walks into the water again Godzilla had cool visual style the effects were fantastic Brian Cranston you did care about until he died But then after that my interest in the movie literally drops through the floor You don't give a shit about anyone in this movie You start to lose interest even in Godzilla because the amount of blue ball and you're getting Godzilla is admittedly visually interesting But it suffers from the Gareth Edwards lack of any sort of character trope So in the end, I'm going to give Godzilla 2014 a Three out of seven. I just did not like this movie I knew that a little there was a few people I had arguments with about this that said Yeah, it is it sucks really it's Really a big letdown there go that people are interested in the next one. I'm like, hmm I'm admittedly happy the Gareth Edwards isn't directing it, but yeah, I'll see Bring an Aaron Taylor Johnson bad gosh, you know get more Landwood acting. Anyway guys, that's all for me. I'll see you guys next time