 My name is Sam Wackney. I'm the author of Malignan Saint-Laure, Narcissism-Revisited. Lately, it has become fashionable to castigate Twitter, the micro-blogging service, as an expression of rampant collective narcissism. Yet, narcissists are verbose, and they do not take kindly or lightly to limitations imposed on them by third parties. They feel entitled to special treatment, and they are rebellious. They are enamored with their own voice or writings. Thus, rather than gratify the average narcissist or provide him or her with narcissistic supply, with attention, with adulation, with affirmation, Twitter is actually likely or liable to cause narcissistic injury by limiting the narcissists to 140 characters just like it limits everyone else, treating the narcissists as yet another statistic, an average person. From the dawn of civilization, when writing was the province of the few in esoteric, people have been memorizing information and communicating it, using truncated, mnemonic bursts. Sizeable swathes of the Bible resemble Twitter-like prose. Poetry, especially blank verse, is Twitter-ish. To this very day, newspaper headlines seek to convey information in digestible resounding bits, bytes and chunks. By comparison, the novel, an avalanche of text, is a new-fandaled and pretty narcissistic phenomenon. Twitter is telegraphic, but this need not impinge on the language skills of its users, on the very contrary, it presents a challenge. Coerced into a procrastin dialogue box, many interlocutors and correspondents become inventive and creativity reigns as bloggers go at Twitter. Indeed, Twitter is the digital reincarnation of the telegraph, the telegram, the telex, the text message, SMS as it's called in Europe, and other forms of business-like data-rich direct communication. Like these other forms or earlier forms of communication, Twitter forces its recipients to use their own imagination and creativity to decipher the code and flesh it out with rich and vivid details. Twitter is unlikely to vanish, though it may well be supplanted by even more pecuniary modes of online discourse, and it is equally unlikely to become the abode of raging, verbose, uncontrollable narcissists.