 I'm not understanding what you're asking. I'm asking about planting a very large forest on most of the land. Why would we do that? We're building a prison. Yes, but forestry is incredibly profitable and with the prisoners doing most of the labor, I'm thinking... Warden? That seems illegal. I'll call you back. Hi, mad miss accountant. I'm sorry, what can I do for you? I just wanted to get some clarification on these blueprints. I'm worried that we're not going to be able to get most of this done before we start accepting inmates. Well, it's all very important. I designed it myself, actually. Yeah, and it's all very good. I'm just concerned that we spend a lot of time on what feels like unessential features. This has to be a state-of-the-art facility. We're going to have maximum security. We're going to have the best luxuries for the staff. It's going to be great. Right. I'm just worried that our funds will not allow for all of those things to happen right away. Well, which things exactly? So these towers that you put around the outer wall? The sniper towers. Yes. Okay, so those cost $3,000 each. And I feel like we could just move that money towards other facilities, maybe like a laundry room or some recreational activities, staff salaries. Okay, but with the towers, if the prisoners try to escape and they shut off the security cameras and they dig, they tunnel from the middle of the cells out to the outer wall, and then maybe they slip past the guards on like a shift change, and they think they're home free, but then they're hit by 15 sniper rifles, like out of nowhere, like they wouldn't even see it coming. Okay, yeah. So I think you're thinking maybe too far ahead. We just want the prison to exist, and then later we can worry about the 15 snipers. Well, what about the five on the inside? There are snipers inside? Yeah, yeah. In the yard here and here, and then one here. You want snipers in the shower? I feel like we have to have eyes everywhere. Okay, you know what? I don't want to get too hung up on the towers. That's just one of like several concerns that I have. There's plenty of others. Like for instance, it appears that you have a lot of walls and structures surrounding just like one cell here. Yes, yes, that is the tomb. Kind of hoping it'll become something of a legend, you know, remind people what happens when they break the rules. Okay, so that's what the whole prison is for. We have several dozen prisoners coming in today, so it feels like maybe our main priority shouldn't be on one impenetrable dungeon. I just want to make sure that we are prepared for anything. We are so underprepared for running any aspect of a prison right now, and I don't like, who do you expect to be here? Frank Castle? You know, there is this one guy coming in today, Tom Timms. He's apparently some kind of big hot shot legend, has a rap sheet like a mile long. What is conspiracy to acquire milk? I have no idea. Okay, so maybe just some extra security around this one guy. It has to be big, it has to be flashy. We have to show these people that we mean business. I really just cannot advise that right now. What if we relocate to like a less hospitable environment? What are you talking about? I'm talking about a place that's so terrible that you don't want to escape, because the outside is worse, like the moon or an island. Okay, we can't move to a new location. Well, you said that we hadn't made that much progress. We haven't made any important progress. We have four sniper towers and the tomb. They finished all that while we were talking. We don't even have any cells though, because the workers have been working on a 900 square foot staff room. That looks like the VIP section of a luxury casino. We will get to it. The prisoners can wait in the intake lot for now. They're fine. Okay. God, God, you've made this so much worse. I don't understand what's- Hello, boss, it's me. I just before we get into it today, uh, I want to start off by saying I'm sorry. I've been informed recently that we are not going to be able to open the prison on time. I think it's probably the Foreman's Vault. This is the Foreman. Just wanted to let you know that I tried to buy a few acres of trees for your forced labor camp, but the card was declined, so- Thank you. What's going on? The CEO was supposed to call to talk about the construction plans today. Any minute now, actually. And this is, uh, this is all you have. I wanted to impress him. I want this place to be scary. When people come here, I want them to be scared. Well, you've succeeded. I am terrified. Just help me, please. Okay, okay. We just need to put a plan together before the CEO calls again. I say we turn the break room into a holding cell. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that could work. We can- we'll turn it into a holding cell. We'll put some beds in there. Bunk beds. We can double up. We can fill- we can fill the whole thing- whole room with bunk beds. Wall to wall. Bunk beds, actually. And that would technically raise our capacity, which means our stock prices go up, and then we can just sell all those for so much money. It sounds like you would really rather be doing any other job. I really would, yeah. Uh, that's him. That's gotta be him. Don't answer that. I have to. We have nothing. Hi, boss. Um, I'm here with the accountant. Hey, how's it going, guys? Uh, it's great. How- how are you doing? I'm going to the chase. Our budget's pretty tight. Some guy named Tom Timms escaped from the bus on the way there, so we're already being shut down. What was that, like four days? It's a new record. I figure we can use the same plans on some other property, though. What do you guys have? Um, I- I don't know. Like a- we were- we were thinking like an island. An island? Yeah, uh, like a- like a prison island. Yeah. Yeah. Prison island. Now we're talking. Yeah, yeah. No, we, um, thank the warden. And, um, we really- we really just feel like that makes the most sense. Oh, yeah. We could add like a super secure solitary cell right in the middle and call it like the vault or something. We could. We were also thinking about surrounding the entire island in like 40 sniper towers. Yeah, that's too many sniper towers. Okay. Thanks again to Paradox for sponsoring this video. Prison Architect is a resource management style game set within a prison. You have to build one, maintain it, make sure you don't lose all your money or, you know, things go horribly wrong. They just released a new expansion pack today called Island Bound. Add boats, helicopters, a bunch of new features. Paradox has been a really cool partner for these videos. They also sponsored the Solaris one that we just made. If you want to see some more gameplay on Prison Architect before you decide to buy, go check out videos linked in the description from Remy Down Under. 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