Fat Hairy Man In Dove Soap Commercial Hilarious





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Uploaded on Jan 9, 2008

Dove made a commercial contest and I entered it. However, "The Man" told me that I could not compete in the contest because I was a man (damn irony) and this was exclusive to women. Well screw that sexist shit! If a woman can play on men's sport teams then this hairy bastard can rub woman's body wash all over my sexy bod in a semi-classy commercial.

I NEVER used a camcorder before (aside from my cell phone) in fact I didn't even own one until late last night. I bought the cheapest one at Walmart (that's sayin a lot I know) for a whopping $150. The contest just ended an hour ago; however, they already notified me to disqualify me those poop eaters (cause I'm mature like that.)

Anyway I got a hotel room for 30 minutes to make this (classy again) and it was like pulling teeth to get a woman to help me. But, in the end I got the fucker made! I don't understand why the hell mid-westerners or heavy set men with a lot of body hair do not appear in commercials. I am 25, a corporate whore, I vote, and usually buy what I see advertised (if it appears shiny and bright) and I am the target audience for 93% of all advertisements, yet they neglect to acknowledge that in a weird twisted way I am AMERICA. Anyway this is by far and away NOT the last you will see of my hairy fat ass I intend on making more skits and commercials hopefully I'll get the hang of things sooner than later. I hope you enjoy it and if nothing else laugh at the stupidity of it.

TheMidNightBear A.K.A Shad Roberts

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