 Have you invested in United States Savings Bonds this week? This is your host, Kenny Delmar, introducing Guest Star, one of a series of programs produced and transcribed in New York, and presented by this station and United States Savings Bonds as a public service. Our guest for this program, Dainty Miss Dynamite, Beatrice Gay. But before you meet the sweetest sous-bred of them all, here are the Savings Bonders and the Savings Bond Orchestra under the direction of Dennis Agay, who inform us that this is God's country. Thank you, thank you, you're in God, happy you're in God. The maiden of the more of decade, Beatrice Gay. That was a mellaroonie knockdown. What? Oh, don't be square, Kenny, don't you dig me? Beatrice, what kind of talk is that square mellaroonie dig me? There's jive talk, Kenny, it's half groovy, modern. Yeah, but Beazy Baby, you're not a jitterbug while you represent the period of elegance and leisure, the gay 90s, when men wore high hats and sideburns. Yeah, and women wore rumble seats. Well, bustles to you. Bustles to you too. Besides, Kenny, why, you should know better. After all, we were in the same class in school together, and I don't see any gray hairs on you, senator. But me, ever since that fatal day, I sang ta-ra-ra-bum-de-ay and started that gay 90s rage. The public's put me on a spot. Now, every time that I get hot, I get the bird. I came over with column, they draped this thing around my... I'd like to hear you sing the old fashioned song's best. Always the same story. I try to get in the groove and everyone wants to keep me in a rut. Yeah, but there's a reason for everyone being so fond of the gay 90s. Ah, those were the good old days. Life was slower paced, more dignified, more romantic. More corn. Yeah, no, no, I don't know about that. They'd tell me in the old days when you saw a man on one knee, you knew he was proposing, but today a man on one knee, Al Jolson. Well, if you think the old days were more romantic, suppose we react to gay 90 romance. You and me, roundy-dow, let's get started. The living room of the gay residents, the lights are low, and so is the ceiling. Miss Beatrice, shy, demure, is sitting on the horsehair sofa, and the horsehair sofa is sitting on Kenny, her suitor. Kenny? Uh, yes, Miss Beatrice? We're all alone now. Frightening, isn't it? You're so strong and masterful. Oh, I'm not so strong. I know, but Mama told me to say so. Oh, Miss Beatrice, may I, that is, would you mind if I, oh, what I mean is, is it all right if I sat on the couch with you? On the other end, of course. Why, Kenneth, how bold. I know, but I want to be near you, close to you. Why, sir? Oh, don't say no, let me be near you, reasonably near you, that is. But you are near me. Well, how can you say that? There you are on the sofa, and here I am in this chair at the other end of the room. But it's such a small room. Ah, hi, young man. What are you doing so near my daughter? Oh, Kenneth wasn't doing anything, Papa. Kenneth has been behaving like a perfect gentleman. He has. Doesn't like you, eh? Oh, no, Mr. K, I'm, that is, I do like Miss Beatrice. Oh, like Kenneth? Well then, young man, are your intentions honorable or otherwise? Papa, stop giving him a choice. Mr. K, it's, I don't know if I want to be a married man. What's wrong with marriage? Papa, if he answers that, he'll never propose. But, but I think you're a wolf, son. How wonderful. Well, folks do say I've got a beautiful baritone howl. Well, as I was saying, you're a wolf. And my little girl is a sweet and tender blotchum of womanhood. She don't know how to handle a wolf like you. But I'm learning, Papa. Besides, it's easy to put a wolf in his place. It is? Yes. The only trouble is, once you've put him in his place, what do you do with him? Why not sing him the songs that you recorded? All right, Kenny, I'll start with one of my latest recordings. It's very sad, and I must ask you all to be very quiet, please. Because I sing this song very long. She used a rag, and a ragged me down. And until my soul, she bowed me down. It's always been my favorite. It was made famous by the beloved Eva Tangway. But things are better, Kenny, today, while I take money, for instance. I'd love to. Back in the 90s, they had those big size bills. But today, everything is streamlined. And the bills are smaller and more convenient. Yeah, and just as hard to get. Not at all. Why, today, with United States saving bonds, you can get $4 for every $3 you invest in just 10 years. How true, Beatrice, how true. And convenient. Well, with the payroll savings plan, you save regularly and easily right where you work. By having the boss set aside a certain amount from your salary each week, he takes care of all the care for you. Payroll savings, if United States savings bond sure is an improvement over the gay 90s method of dashing the bankroll in the mattress. And say first, why United States savings bonds are the safest and finest investment in the world because they're backed by our government. Beatrice, my beauty, your logic is as perfect as your singing. No. I suggest that everyone stop by at his bank or post office or arrange through payroll savings to buy United States savings bonds regularly. They're the greatest safeguard for a happy future. One of a series of programs presented by this station and United States savings bond is a public service. Guest door is produced and transcribed in New York. I'd like to thank Beatrice Kay for being with us. And till next we meet, here's a question to remember. Have you invested in United States savings bonds this week? There are goodbye. Goodbye, that is. Goodbye.