 Keep an eye on the time, keep an eye on the time, my little friend. Ooh, keep an eye on the time, keep an eye on the time. Keep an eye on the time, my little friend. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah. Oh, goodness. Welcome to the Hippie Report. Folks of all types. All of you are welcome. Welcome to the show. I'm leaving my hair down today because I'm about to get a haircut. This is what it looks like. God damn it, it's long. Look how long this shit is. It's longer than I need it. You know what I'm saying? Greetings to everyone. Hello, Wayne. Hello, Brian. Hello, Golly. They're coming by too quick. Oh, Golly. What's up, Dr. Z? I hope you're doing very well. Blessings upon Dr. Z. Welcome to the Hippie Report, also known as the Yes Voice of Victory Hour. First Yes Voice of Victory. We've tried to heal people on this show before. We are having a pandemic in the world. I do know that. And we've done our damnedest earlier in this series. This is episode like 48 or something. We've done our damnedest to try and heal people through the power of televangelism. It might have gone really well. But also miracles do take time. Greetings to everyone equally and benevolently. May you all experience the same joy due to a beautiful, blameless cherub in the perfect cloudy fields of heaven. There's a giant fly that seems to have joined me in my house today. It is roughly the size of a barn swallow. And we may, in fact, run into it a little bit later. And if it comes near us, we will try not to murder it. A couple flies maybe in the house today. Well, I don't know where the fucking cat is or what she thinks her job is, but she's failing miserably. What's up, Heidi? What's up, Hen? How are you both doing? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Yeah, why are there like flies in the house today? Is it the bodies? Nothing. Oh my God, I love smoking a joint. Sometimes it's just the perfect right answer. Happy 420. We've turned the show on just in time today. We're trying to pay attention to the time, but we forgot because we didn't have a catchy song about it and then we wrote a catchy song, but then the show started. It seemed silly to sing the catchy song at that point, so we tried to stop. Here we are. I really miss my hair, lady. I feel like this is beyond what it should be, man. My hair does a very Dawson's Creek kind of thing, a very kind of flippy thing when it gets this length and nobody's ever requested that, really. How are you? Amy, how are you? Oh, you're doing very well. It's a beautiful day. Perfectly rolled joints of finely grown marijuana is the sponsor of the show today. Recommended. Very recommended. You know, we're coming up on 50 episodes of this show and those of you that have tuned in for almost every episode, I just want to let you know I appreciate it. We try and keep it light here on this show. We try to talk about many serious things. I sometimes post about very serious things in my Facebook world. That's because in real life I'm a pretty serious person. And I do take the world very seriously. I'm trying to release that and just take it sincerely and have more fun with it, but I'm a last sort of a serious character. And ooh, the mailman. That's exciting. I think I'm probably going to get some things in the mail. That's exciting. You ever sit around all day waiting for stuff to show up in the mail? It's like one of the high level joys of the world. You know? Just waiting on the old snail to show up. It's the shit, man. I love mail. I love the mail people. They're just good people all the way around as far as I'm aware. Was that in? You said, great, you look good. Oh, golly. Well, thank you very much. This was a jacket gifted to me by a lover, matter of fact. Not so very terrible long ago. It's velvet and it is probably my most beautiful clothing item right now. Sort of sweet. And I do think of that person when I wear this. If you'd like to buy me a jacket, you can either send me money to my Venmo and let me pick it up. Or you can mail me a 38 regular slim fit, I prefer. And golly, I just wear it every single day. What's up, Holly? Thank you very much. What's up, Mandy? How are you? Doing beautifully, I hope. How could you help it? Hello, Martin. I hope you're having a very wise and thoughtful day. How could you help it? Fizzy water. I'm about to drink a fucking fizzy water, but you know what? I'm not a sponsor of this show. I don't want you to go out thinking like this show recommends said fizzy water. Hell no. We just like it fizzy because we know the fish haven't fucked in it. Peace and love, love and life. Is anybody into Ram Dass out there? Is anybody into Terrence McKenna out there? I found myself talking about these people to a friend earlier today by way of FaceTime. And I don't know if you ever checked those people out, but my holy trinity of, you know, my kind of way of thinking that I like, my holy trinity is Alan Watts, Ram Dass and Terrence McKenna. And I think like, oh, my joint keeps going out. If I were to put those in classic Christian theology kind of terms, I think I would say Alan Watts is God position. Ram Dass is Christ position. And Terrence McKenna is a Holy Spirit position in the trinity. And symbolically what I guess I mean is like Alan Watts is where like kind of the foundation of how I think the world probably works. And I do think that he, he and I kind of agree. And when I hear him, it makes a lot of sense to from what I've experienced and, you know, trying psychedelics and thinking real hard. And, but also there's this dude Ram Dass who sort of sets me free from a lot of those practicalities about how the world actually works and allows more mystical kind of magical thinking. And then I would say for me, Terrence McKenna would be in that third trinity position of the spirit, which is sort of like the active ingredient, I would say, in the trinity. Sort of like the fucking gasoline in the engine, so to speak, is sort of that position. And that's what I think Terrence McKenna is for me, because he talks a lot about psychedelics and sort of their interaction with philosophy, which of course is a lot of what Ram Dass talks about as well. And Ghali on Watts as well. So it's all, it's all that topic. But boy, I don't know why I started fucking, yeah I do, because I'm talking to my friend here earlier. Is that bothering anybody? If that bothers you, you can totally tune out. And next time I'll talk about sandwiches or something. Ooh, you wanna talk about sandwiches? I don't mind. I don't mind. We don't have to talk about heavy stuff. We can talk about sandwiches. You know? Brett, you're into Terrence McKenna? Man, I am. I am into Terrence McKenna and have been for a long time. What's a long time? I'm 34. I've probably been into Terrence McKenna since I was in cycle 27 or 28. And then by the time I was 29, I started, I started allegedly exploring with some psychedelics, which of course, a psilocybin is decriminalized down in Denver. So some of this episode can just be directed to those few people in the world who are allowed to have consciousness control, a little freedom of what they want, how they want their brain to work. And, you know, maybe I should just read a disclaimer real quickly. I mean, where's something to read a disclaimer off of? I don't have any papers near me. I wouldn't have to fake it. It would have been so fun. But maybe like, you know, Andy Eppler, whenever he talks about doing any kind of illegal activity, he is only playing a figurative story out. And he is playing a character who has allegedly had these experiences. Andy Eppler himself is a perfect virgin monk who has never had sex or altered his consciousness in any way that isn't explicitly shown on screen. Anyone associated with this show explicitly denies any knowledge or involvement in any illegal activity whatsoever. There you go. Is that helpful? Kind of helpful. Not legally useful, but very fun, maybe, hopefully. I do think that something is missing from the day-to-day experience of folks in the world. And I'd say a lot of people find it through church or find it through other kinds of training. I do think, I don't know, I think expanding your mind is one of the most important tasks set before you by the simulation. Hold on one sec. I've got an alarm going off. How can I not cover the camera completely? There it is. My alarm for my haircut just went off because I'm going to get a haircut soon. And then I feel good about myself. I have to hurry up and smoke this joint and put on my face mask because my haircut person comes to me. And usually I can smoke a joint and chit chat with that person while they work me over. And she developed a hairstyle for me based on my skull shape and requests. I did a YouTube video about it if you'd like to see how that haircut comes together. She calls it, well, we named it together. My haircut is called the vaguely fuckable. I told her, just put me into the window of what a handsome dude does with his hair. I don't care if I look like a landsend model, you know what I'm saying? I'm just trying to look vaguely fuckable. Recommended, fully recommended, make up a hairstyle. Boy, this sure isn't what it's supposed to be. You know, it's not supposed to be this. This is weird. Looks like a lot. Looks like a lot. Anyway, I know you all feel me, man. The quarantine thing has been a really fun exercise. And yet I'm just super duper over the haircut part of it. Just a thought. Oh, Brett, did you just put a link to the maps website? That'd be an interesting thing to visit if you're interested in psychedelics. And you should be, of course, at least from a scientific perspective. My opinion is they're very interesting. And, you know, sort of like a guaranteed experience, which is rare in the world, you know? Especially psilocybin is just a very guaranteed sort of mystical experience. You know, psilocybin is kind of like the original religion. That's what I think. That's my personal opinion. That's my opinion. Oh, I agree with you, Matty. I do think they maybe ought to open salons eventually. But more like, I think they ought to open centers, like big parks that are, like, closed in. And it's like, you can go there and legally trip and you can, like, sign up for, like, a spa day, basically. And you just check the fuck in, and they're all independently run or whatever. But you just take some mushrooms and hang out at a park. I think that that could be a real, real good therapy center type idea under some good circumstances. But, of course, I'm under the opinion that every time we come across a problem in society, it might be interesting to think about it from a perspective of, like, how can we solve this problem with more freedom instead of less freedom? And then, I don't know, are there ways to do it without making a law? You know, I think, like, the drug problem in America is a health problem. And I think it ought to be treated that way. And if you think psilocybin and things like cannabis are in a group of dangerous drugs, I think you might be right as far as, like, you know, the establishment and kind of, like, the oppressors of the world are concerned. I do think they're a little dangerous to those type of folk. But if you don't stand with those folks, golly, I don't think it's dangerous to you at all. You and me, we gonna be just fine. Now, the meme drugs, golly, I think there's some mean ass drugs. And if I didn't talk about it in this episode, I'm probably super duper against it. Anyway, just an opinion. I'm very picky about things I put in my brain because I'm trying to protect myself. But obviously, I smoke lots of weed and I just, boy, couldn't recommend it more. Most useful chemical tool that I know about, I think. And that's come from a person who, like, has dealt with alcohol issues in the past and, you know, never has let things like, um, how any of the classic mean drugs we dare not name or whatever, never let any of that shit in my life. Weed, though, poof, every day, man, every day. Every single day. Unless I leave town to a place that it's illegal, then zero. Because it's just such a silly thing to be put in handcuffs over. It's just, like, so genuinely not a dangerous thing in the world, but, like, they do put you in a fucking handcuffs about it. And I know because I've been put in handcuffs about it before. And I felt real silly about it, you know? Anyway, yeah, just some thoughts. Random thoughts I guess about, like, chemicals today and mostly kind of positive things to say about specifically psychedelics, psilocybin. Pretty much in favor on the hippie report. Is that a super big surprise? I don't think so. Is it? Is it really? Bro, you keep it positive every time. Oh, thanks, man. Thanks, Brad. I hope so, man. I do try and keep it positive. I'm no news reporter. I don't have to talk about anything I don't want to talk about. And I don't even have to tell you the truth. Did you know that? I don't have to fucking do that. I'm not a journalist. I'm an artist. Like, I deal in subjective truth anyway. And so, like, I don't know. It's just an interesting position to be in. I do try to tell you the truth. And I try and live my life in a way that just, like, it shows I'm kind of on the level. That's what I try and be. I'm doing it on purpose, trying to help. That's why I talk about sensitive topics sometimes. But I do talk about it from a positive perspective. Sensitive topics, not very serious topics, I don't think. At least, I try not to be super duper serious on this show. It's mostly a community smokeout. I'm just happy to be smoking some weed with you. It's a pretty good time. It's a pretty good time almost every single time. The other times, the shows are over much quicker. And those times are okay, too. I guess I'm weed today. Oh, I just feel so good about it. You know? I'm trying to not just, like, talk with it dangling out of my mouth or whatever, because I find it's probably not the most classy way to do it. But, you know, god damn it, I love smoking and enjoying it. What's up, Tasha? I hope you're doing very well. Beautiful day, I suspect, up in your neck of the woods. I'm down here in Longmont. Of course, it is a very beautiful day here. I will probably jet my hair cut here in the next little while. And then, in a perfect world, once the sun goes down, whip my clothing off and go out and do a little bit more gardening. Night Gardening. Night Gardener. The Night Gardener. Andy Epler. The Night Gardener. I'm here to protect the tulips in the evening. That's my impression of myself. Codename Dangle. Yeah, Brett. Maybe. Maybe. I did buy some very hilarious underwear lately. I've been in sort of a fun slash flirty mood, and I bought some funny underwear. And there is, like, substantial dangle factor on that particular pair of underwear. I'm thinking, oh, hilarious. They're a flower print. Anyway, I'm sure everyone wanted to know that. This thing is funny, then. It's funny to have funny underwear. You know, if you're the only one that ever sees it or whatever, or a very select group of people ever see it, well, why wouldn't you wear some funny underwear? What do you know what I mean? I watched this thing the other day that it was Tom Ford. And he was talking about fashion. And Tom Ford's a very interesting artist. I follow. I think they're a very interesting artist. And Mr. Ford and shit is talking about the classic important things to have, or whatever, if you're a man. I'm all alone. I'm all alone. I'm all alone, right? I'm just speaking the other way. Let me see what happens if I quickly change subjects. I really enjoy smoking weed, and I think it's right for you. I think you ought to look into it. I think you ought to not be in a hurry when you roll your joints. Because then they go out. When you're live on the internet, you have to keep relighting it. No, I'm kidding. I'm going to go back to the previous subject. He's talking about, Tom Ford is talking about the essential things a man should consider. And he's saying you should buy new underwear, new socks, every six months. And I think that's like a really interesting idea. Because you really don't need that many pair of those things. You know what I mean? And having a fresh pair of those things is so pleasurable. It is pleasurable. It is pleasurable. Having fresh socks, having fresh underwear, that's the shit. Brett and Mandy are talking about no underwear at all. That's fine. I don't feel like no underwear at all is going to be an option for everybody. So I think some people, they need a little bit of coiling, let's say. And so underwear is going to need to be a thing. So just straight talk down. Just straight talk down. Anyway, thank you for watching the Hippie Report today. What are we reporting on today? Oh my god. I guess it was mostly about like drugs and then a little sex at the end? Oh my god. When I uploaded this for the TV people, they asked me to rate it myself like content rating. I never know what to answer this. I always say PG-13. Right on. Well, I hope all you guys have an excellent day. And I hope that when you're out gardening, you don't just go looking over the fence at your neighbors. Turns out some of them might be out there gardening naked. And they just want a little privacy every once in a while. And they're a goddamn good. But they're afraid of their own property. Some of these people, some of the alleged people out there, they're afraid on their own property to be naked out of the public view. Just, I don't know, be thoughtful out there.