 Before we go inside does anyone have any weapons on them pepper spray knives guns? Does my pocket knife count yes a pocket knife counts you can't go in with that give it here you call that a pocket knife All right after that does anybody else have any weapons that they would like to let me know about before we go in Does it count as on me if it's in my backpack? Are you serious right now? Yes? It counts you cannot enter the building with any weapons even if it's in your backpack Why would anyone need to carry that many knives with them? I just never know what I'm gonna need them Now remember if you guys lied on anything and we find out you're gonna be in some deep doo-doo. I'm talking real deep doo-doo Hey, you good. Did you lie on anything? No? But it's scary 1832 47 28 17 12 9 You couldn't see any of that could you no all right. Just hold still for me. We're gonna check your ears out here. Oh My god You're not going through meps today Next It has to be all the way past the fill line I'm gonna be here a while. I'll stand here all day Oh, it's so early. This food is trash. Why is it so cold in here? Man, I'm hungry. When's lunch? They need to hurry up, man. I don't want to sit here all day sandwich chips water. That's it This is so boring. I cannot wait to leave. I knew I should have driven my car here today Dude, this place is lit. I'm totally making a tick tock here whenever I get my phone back. I'm gonna be like All right, we're just gonna go over some paperwork just to verify and make sure everything checks out before we Send you all the way through meps. So first question. Have you committed any felonies? No Do you have any open traffic violations? Nope. Have you ever smoked marijuana? No All right, looks like everything checks out Hey I'm joining the air force. What about you? Where are you from? I'm originally from Ohio I graduated with like a really small class of 59. Did you go to a big school or a little school? I'm gonna go get a drink. Okay. Got to get ready for the p-test. I get it Hey, I'm doing the air force. What about you? Maybe And next you're gonna be doing the duck walk. You're gonna take a step heel toe heel toe Be sure to keep your hands off of your legs and off of the floor Just take your time. There's no rush Keep your hands off of the floor And then when you turn around turn around on your heels Gorgeous do that, I guess and keep your hands off the floor How do people not know what to expect at meps? These people are crazy It's not that hard. Just listen to simple instructions How is that person joining the military? I seriously just I don't get it. I don't get it Going to be my pants. I told us to drink water at breakfast And we still haven't done the p-test. I don't know how much longer I can wait I'm gonna have to go I'm gonna hold it I need everyone to form a line. It's time for the p-test You've got to be kidding me Oh good thing I held it Oh, man. Yes, let's go I can't stop I can't stop What do I do? Oh my gosh Hey, you got instagram follow me airman vision You got youtube? Yeah. Hey, you should subscribe. Oh, yeah. I would appreciate that. Sure. Hey, as soon as we get our phones I'm expecting all you guys be following me. All right So help me god So help me god