 You stop playing. What? You stop playing. I do get paid to suck. No, you don't. Not human, dude. But, like, what? Stick to my plastic glasses. That's it, boy. You know what? You know what? You know my plastic glasses. You put your mouth on things and make them go mmm. They talk bad. Okay, bad. I mean, I don't know if the world is ready. But I mean, what kind of... You're being a trailblazer. What kind of black market would we be if we didn't have no, you know... Coach? Growing people's stuff in there. We got to have something for the adults. Are you ready? I put the kid is to bed. I put the kid is to bed. We got a freak in the building. What would you describe it as? Is it a freak? Because that's too mild for you. I don't think I'm freaky. I'm just thorough. You're thorough? It's on blues. I'm doing it right. Okay. I see you bought a lot of equipment and things of that nature. This ain't nothing. This ain't nothing. All right, dad. You're going to put this on you? I know. I know. My freedom means way too much to me. I put it on you, but you're not putting it on me. You're going to know how to do it? I am the man. I am the man. Ain't no way you're about to put that on my hands because of how I'm going to reach my dick. I got to rub it all up on the clip. I can't do it without no hands. You got to understand, baby, because I'm the man. I need both hands and both wrists so I can grab them tits like this. Like a dinosaur. You ain't never seen a nigga like me before use both hands and my neck and then slap myself with that tip. I'm just playing. I will though. I will. I will. Sometimes I just like to put both tits on my head and just... That's how I be. That's how I'm living. I don't have no shower rod. This is this shit. That's hella disrespected. What is hella sturdier than a shower rod? I'm just saying. That just looked like some shit that Jeff Rebs thing them had. Don't mess it up, everybody. They might want to use this. What is that called? A spreader bar. A spreader bar. I'm going to show you how to use it. She caught me off guard. I thought it was... I thought it had it. All right, pull up. I don't know if y'all heard, but the black market is over. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. This is enough. Put this up, man. No. I'm going to need this. I can tell. This is going to be different. Because, I mean, we can't have a black market if we don't have anything to sell in there for the adults. Right? We must do that. What do you feel about it, J.O.N.? Pretty interesting. Because I'm tired of people asking me all these questions about how to improve their sex life. I'm not a sex burden, but she is. We got Miss Samaya Burton in here with us today. Now, we don't know everything, but she is a specialist in this field right here. Let me tell you some of the shit she be doing. Because I don't want to mess the name up. J.O.N., have you ever heard of a mouth master class? She has a sex condition and workout that will get you in shape to ready to have sex. It's just, you have sexual stamina. You ain't shit to run. You ain't going to be athletic, but you have some good sex. So, you've been really out here helping people have better sex. First of all, welcome to Trump. Just one of my audience to have, you know, privy to this information that you are providing the service in the community. You have brought some of your teaching materials. Teaching materials. Look how Marvin Gaye looking at your teaching materials. Marvin looking. He trying to see what's up. What's his name? He from the Harry Pussy playlist time. Oh, my lord. You know since the different times. I'm making playlists. You know about the Harry Pussy? Yes. It's a show though. All right. All right. The cups say pussy juice. Is it actual pussy juice you drinking? That ain't none of my business. What we got over here on this table? First, how you doing? I'm well. How you doing, man? I'm good. All right. I see businesses doing well. Business is great. Because people opening up, you know, COVID had folks locked in the house. And there was some realizations that, okay, I'm locked in the house. I knew some a little better. Spiced it up a little bit. Spiced it up a little bit. Okay. And that's where you come in. That's where I come in. I hope people will have better sex. Have good sex. Do you watch them or do you just like critique them? You ain't listening to shit I said, huh? I love them, bro. You being your own self again. Do people actually ask you to watch them? People ask a lot of things. I get a lot of videos. And they're like, hey, girl, I use what you show me in the dick sucking class. And look, see? And I was like, all right. It's not that. I thought women just naturally knew how to suck dick good. Do everybody suck your dick good? No. All right. I see why you're the teacher. I see why you're the teacher. Everybody talks about women be faking orgasms, but I don't think that we really discuss that men, just because men catching that doesn't mean it was a good nut. Nope. I'm trying to teach them the difference between busting a nut and having a orgasm. Oh, for men, that's two different things? Yeah. Yeah. What is busting a, like, masturbating but inside of somebody? No. Busting a nut. It's a nut. Oh. You ever faked a nut? Yeah. You spit on their back? Nah. Just get the fuck out of there. Get the fuck out of there. What's your dude? Shoot. Whew. That was great. I'm out of it. All right. Women be faking nuts, men be faking nuts. That's fun. And so we got stuff to learn different stuff. That's cool. You think men have a problem with women faking orgasm? No. I think that they avoid the conversation because don't nobody want to really know. It's like, as long as I don't know, I ain't really got to address it. I just think it's cool that they care enough to fake it sometimes. That's cool. That really says a lot because if she faking it, she probably really like you. What if she have a real one and then throw you an alley with the fake one? Actually this is what usually happens. Like she give you a real one like and then she give you like a fake one that's beautiful. She just mix it up. Like the real ones ain't sexy at all. What you got to stop breathing? You breathing too much. That's how they end up pooping. Most women have a real orgasm and poop a little bit. So you ain't just got gassy? Yep. All right. You still was faking it, right? That's how a nigga know it like she can't fake that. That's a poop. That's real. You can't fake a poop. So a lot of women come to me because they've never had an orgasm period. Okay, let's discuss that. Why do you think that is? A lot of people don't know how to play with... Nobody set us down to show us how to play with our pussy. Really? Nobody set us down to show us everything about this dick. Just how to clean it. You know what? That's not no time. I keep my dick clean enough to put in some... What is that? A clitoris. I thought these were squirrel lungs. It's a clitoris. Are you sure? Are we going there? No. So this is a coochie, right? And this is what everybody usually sees right here. The clit, right? See the little hood, the little skin. Like if it's a fat one, you got to kind of raise the skin up, the hood up to get to the clip. But that's just this part. It's just the tip of the iceberg. This entire thing is the clitoris. And so if you were looking up under the skin, these legs, all these legs, they lay up under here. And just this is this part. Just that. Is you picking up what I'm putting down? Yeah, keep going. It got all that shit. So the skin, this clitoral hood, is super sensitive. You can make women orgasm from that. But ultimately, the reason that sometimes the orgasm is weak or it doesn't happen, is because all this blood flow is filling all this up and they get bigger. So you have to put your finger and somebody like after y'all messing around and it's like damn this shit's like my finger can't fit. Because she getting, she going. It's swollen. It's swollen. It's like dog down the hallway when you fucking. That's because she not a rock. She not done yet. When these are swollen, you could barely stick a finger in here. All right? But it don't be swollen. People be putting a dick into into the pussy not warmed up. It's cold. You got to preheat it. Oh, yeah, okay. I just didn't want to keep going. This type of student I am. Okay, so if you starting to hear a lot of times the reason that the dick is going in too early is because people are having foreplay and they're not having it long enough. So what you think foreplay is? Like some kissing, some touching, some pussy, right? Look, suck a little dick. Not me. What me? See, stay in your lane. Don't try to put that shit on me. Look here. So the problem is there's to get to orgasm you got to have desire, arousal, orgasm, and then refractory period. It's four parts, right? But desire and arousal look so similar for women. Like they nipples hard, they wet, and so you're like, oh, she ready for this dick. But that she still just desires the dick. Just because her body responding in certain ways and deciding to this is completely swollen and do-do. You know when your pussy start getting that heartbeat and it's really going, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. And so that's when the pussy ready. That's when the pussy ready. But for y'all, y'all did get hard and y'all like, all right, it's time. No, it's different times. Women need like 18 to 40 minutes to be fully aroused. Just turn on 85 south show to 40 minutes. 18 to 40 minutes. For y'all too, that's why some of y'all nuts be so weak because like as soon as y'all stick, y'all like, y'all don't know how to sit in being aroused. You're not aroused for long enough. Your blood not pumping. Like what's arousal? It's nothing but blood flow to your genitals. Yeah. And so when y'all be giving lackluster dick it's because that blood ain't really flowing. You ain't really want to fuck. You kind of just bored. It's like... Keep going. Keep going. It's just your voice is so believable. I'm... I'm for real. Yeah, it sound like you didn't watch everybody fucking. You know how everybody fucking right now. So you're saying I'm telling some truths? I don't know. I don't know. I did not know it took the pussy 18 to 40 minutes to be ready though. Yeah, you got to jump start that motherfucker. I probably ain't never had no done pussy though. It means to having like great sex for women. See, men and women are different. I know. I couldn't imagine trying to make her wait 30 more minutes on this dick. Well if you give her three nuts the 30 minutes will pass by quickly. Hmm. If you can give her three nuts before you put your dick in like that's a surefire way to test that the grease is hot enough. You know how like when you about to fry some chicken you put a little water, you just drip a little water and make sure it sizzles if it don't sizzle if you need to put your tongue in there just make sure, you know what I'm saying? So if you give her three nuts before you put your dick in it you noted it's warmed up. Okay. So you know like when you jump a car you like cars, you know. Supposed to need a jump. Okay, but you know how when you jump the first time and it goes, and then you like, dang. So then you say, hey turn it over again and then it goes, but that third time it start up and it stays like, all right let's go again. Okay. Y'all be like, oh it's wet, put my dick in. No! Women are multi orgasmic. Sounds like a lot of work. Sounds like a lot of work to me fellas. What? I didn't know this was just the most shit we had to do. Doesn't teach y'all it's stuff for her to do too. She want three nuts before you just over here with a hard dick and some freak up. Y'all this health is just I wish to. All right go ahead. I'm just saying too. Could you imagine though, she get pregnant and she ain't even catching a nut. And baby gonna be average as fuck. C student. I'm just saying both sides, when you think about it for both sides, could you imagine wouldn't you be pissed if you got somebody pregnant and you ain't even get to nut, it was just pre-nut and she was like nevermind. That's evil. It's the same thing, we be having blue pussy too like we not done. Stretch marks, titty sagging, got a breastfeed and that kind of here. What do you mean? Now it's communicate. It's a lot of work, but guess what? It'll be good. It'll be king diggling by the time I'm done teaching. I've been fighting that up and getting all this pussy that ain't all the way thawed out. You gotta send a text. Did you thaw that pussy? I've been in this about seven minutes as soon as it come out. I'm talking about as soon as it come out I don't wait for the men. I don't wait for the men. I be ordering pussy like a white man at the steakhouse. It's rare, bring it. Nah, you know women be second diggling the same song beyond when she started and when she stopped. Y'all be the same way. Don't blame all that on us. It's not all of us. So look, we got some choice to help. What's that? This is a hummer, it's for your dig. Some of you fellas have to be open and honest. Sometimes you fall short in the bedroom. I don't, but the guys that do get you some blue chew. Blue chew is a unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis but in chewable tablets and at a fraction of the cost. First step is simple. Visit bluechew.com then consult with one of that licensed medical providers and once you're approved you'll receive your prescription within days. 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It depends on what you're on. And then here. Wait, you got the lube. You the lube master today. Okay. Lube me up. That's what she said. You're not opening it. You need help? Got it. You making sure it's at the bottom, like two-paste? Yup. Put it all the way. Because you ain't going to use all of this shit. Mm-mm. All right. Put some up here. Size of a damn. That's what they say. See how much that is? All right. Now, if that's all the spit she put on her, would that be enough? Ma'am, this is your demonstration. I'm just here. All right. No further from. Damn, you didn't got it. I'm not got lube. She was a squirt. I'm a squirter now. All right. So what we do, just for y'all to know. All right? This is what this do. All right. But anyways, we're just going to use this as a d... You... We're already here now. So you use this. We're going to use this as a d. All right. So you put this on here and touch it on the inside. See how soft it is? Wow. Wow. For all the people who wondered what it felt like, um... I don't even know how to describe it. Yeah. And lube in here, though, like he's giving you the... There you go. You know what I'm talking about? I'll just use the rest of it. Thank you, friend. I got another paint, you know? Hello. We get it all in the summer here in this corner. And all my toys come from black on vendors, okay? Okay. All right. So you buy that. All right. So you put it on here like this. You know... She posted just bust that out and throw it in there. No, I'm saying you can do this instead. Because a lot of people like how you posted the last 18 to 40 minutes. So use that? Yeah, you can help, yeah. Like you want a lady to use that on a man? Yes. She gets to use her mouth. You don't want to eat pussy for more than seven minutes, but she's supposed to suck dick for 40 minutes. I didn't say I wasn't going to eat the pussy how long you take the pussy to be ready. About 40 minutes. I said my cut off is about seven. So in correlation to what you were saying, I was saying this pussy fresh out of the freezer. I ain't ruined up nothing, apparently. It's not. But this gonna help. I'm just saying. This gonna help. Tell us, would you rather her suck your dick or use this as a helper, too? Or both. Or both. Because I'm asking the men in the room what they like. I didn't say we just, I don't know. Maybe this is... All right. I'm just saying. Let's move. Get that plastic thing. Just three minutes to dick suck. The same song still on. And it's a short song, too. A three-minute song. She already done suck your dick. So she could, you know, suck some hair, suck on the balls, and then, you know, here. Now, when you put your finger over the top, it traps the air, and that's how you get the... You feel like suck shit. See? Look there. Wow. See? No batteries in there. Hit this button again. See? No more, friend. That's crazy. That's why she could do that, so she could switch when her mouth gets tired. She don't want her to get locked on your shit. Wow. Her mouth gets tired? She must really don't like dude. I'm just saying. So then, if... You can use the clitoris stimulator. So clitoris stimulator. What is that? Let me see that. I have never saw this before. I thought this was a thermometer. Where it was going? I don't know. I thought you just check your temperature. We've been in COVID too long. Oh, that's not... I thought just how you... All right. How you going to see your lung? How you turning it on? Hold down the plus button. Did you hold it down? Yeah, it's on. All right. Now, keep pressing it and then it go up. She ain't going to be able to take one more though. Look at you. So what you do is... Now, look, they don't... I think women would masturbate with anything. You could drive a motorcycle up to the pussy and she would be like... Don't let me be locked in somewhere. Don't let me be locked in somewhere. Look here. I figured out. All right? That's crazy. So look, you take the toy and you put it on the clip. All right? Look, they only sell them in this color. So, you know... Can I get a set of those? Like if we was watching the game, like, hold on, let me get a coaster. Let me get a coaster. Don't sit there and make a drink down. I got them poster right there, man. Okay, we got it. All right. All right. Show them how to put it on the junk. Okay, so if this the pussy... Wait, which one do you want to use? You know there's different types of pussy. Which one do you want to use? Use the one that's less socially accepted. Less socially accepted? We want everybody to be included. Show them how to... You know what you should do? You should show them how they work on all different ones. You want a lot. Yeah, because all the... They have the same friend, they ain't the same. All right, let me give you the situation. Say your girl got them lips like this, right? Like, so when you doing the cliche, should you just... You said the whole thing, right? Should you hit the lip, too, with the vibrator? Yes, you can move it around. Or just both lips at the same time. Like the entry of the vaginal opening. And mind you, this is the vulva. Right. The whole is the vagina. Just like outside the club. Can't even get in. Can't even get in. All right, so right there at the entry is where it's like super sensitive. That's where like most of the nerve endings are. Like right there in the club. Right there, like that's the hot spot. Right there, you know what I'm saying? So putting your tongue there, putting your fingers there. And sometimes just even rubbing the lips like this. Helping get that blood flowing. Because once I go to fill this up with, you know, get it swollen, right? So all the movement. But also this clitoral hood part right here. Which is the same thing as this part. Sometimes this can make her orgasm alone. Right. Like sometimes just touching the clip directly is just way too... You know what I'm saying? It's too sensitive. It's too sensitive. Make her big toe crack. That's how you know it's for real. If her big toe locks up. If it go like... That's when you're on your grown man's shit. So look here. You put it on here and you just kind of like move it around so you can find that sweet spot. But the reason I like this toy is because it's not super strong. So it's like if your mouth come behind this toy, it's not like you competing like, you know, damn. The toy went first. I can't go after it. Because it's like y'all a team. You got a team working. Alright. So, yes. But... So fellas need to stop looking at this shit as competition. Absolutely. And look at it as a tool. Some help. Yeah, just pussy tools. You show up and be like, hold on, I got my pussy drill on me. You know what? You want them utility belts? Yeah, they just have all kind of shit. You know what I'm saying? But I feel like... I don't know, maybe it's just me. I feel like if a lady came over your house and you had all this shit already, she gonna leave. And I'm like, bitch, this nigga a freak. I don't know what the fuck. He got a drill down machine with a dick on it with a mouth and I don't want this. She gonna probably go to her truck and say, poor I know he was in there, hold on, let me go get my mask. Exactly. You pull that shit out on me, that's what I'm gonna do. What's up? What else on this table? What's on this table? This one. You through with this? You want me to show you how to use it? You can do it on you. On me? Yeah. You know what? In the name of learning. All right, so it got strapped and it's adjustable. I'm a little smidget, so I'm a little short, so the thing is kind of short. All right, we just gonna strap it around my ankles and I'm gonna give you, this called a spreader bar. A spreader bar for real, that's the real name. Spreader bar, yeah. It ain't rocket science, you know. Simple name, a spreader bar. A pride bar. All right, go help. If you fucking with somebody and they laying down, you can use this as leverage. Like to hold yourself up. You ready? You ready? Okay, hold her. Don't lay back, because your titty gonna fall out. All right, well, you know what I'm saying. I give what you're saying. And you hold it. So if you, hold her, because they can't see this on the ground. Yeah, they know what it is. So if you like this, fucking with somebody and she laying down. Okay, you like this and now you can hit the strobe. And you can do your push-ups too. All the things. Why you in there? Yeah, you can get your shit together while you're in there. And then you can clip this like you can hang this on the ceiling. You can get other stuff and hook it and dang it. So you telling me I can get two of these and have her like, like one of them Walmart chickens. You know them chickens, you know what I'm saying? Hell, yeah. Yeah, I got an ass in there. But it's almost done. It's been up for 22 minutes. And then just spinning around. Spinning around. Yeah, it's still like the arms could be up. And it's adjustable too. So if your girl can go, if she flexible, you can go. Hold on, let me show you. Is it locked? Yeah, it's not, it's not, it's not. If your girl, you know what I'm saying? If your girl like six-fold, her legs can open. Boy, you do it this way. Figure it out. Put one leg right there. You know they got other toys, they got sex swings and things for that. You can't make one toy do it. But I'm saying you can just, I think you can go, I'm just saying, it's the horizontal too, you can go both ways. Make sure to put heights right here. Like if she finding that, yeah. That would actually be great. Because taking it off and putting it back on, because you're sure it's kind of awkward. But then they got the little joint, you can put the handcuffs right there too. I didn't bring that today. Everybody's saying handcuffs, they want to see something different. I know, but I'm saying though, it's just the options. You want to hold that while we fix it? I'll just make sure. Just see what brand that is, real sturdy. That's honestly a lot of people don't like sex toys because they use it, they not shopping at good, they, oh, Amazon, they seen the Amazon. And not getting quality shit. It's not, and just because it's the same toy, like it has the same name does not mean that it was actually supported by a good toy manufacturer. Right. You know what I'm saying? Right. It's like in the base model of a car. Right. Yeah. So this one is amazing. Now look here, these you got to be prepared. Now look, first time I used this, so it got a little suction cup and you think you can use it in the shower. So I had a little, you know, me time weekend, I ended up having to put this shit on the mini fridge. It wasn't sick. But I thought y'all said me and the fuck anything. This is a top-notch toy. You're fucking a sticky dick on a mini fridge. It's not sticky, it's suctioning. So what happened was the shower didn't have a stick like I thought, and then I looked around the room and there was nothing else. And I saw the mini fridge and I was like, bitch, I mean, as you went in, as you went in, I was like, fuck it. So I just adjusted and then you boom and then you turned it on and you just, you know. You turned it on. I did turn it on. Is this yours or that's one like it? Oh, it's mine. You just brought your shit. Some of the stuff that I had that, you know. Keep going. So you can combine some shit together. Oh, you selling any of this shit? Today? I'm just saying for the people who watch it. Oh, you can go to eroticbudar, erotic underscorebudar, like on Instagram. You can use code sexual for a discount, but that's a trusted vendor that I like. I don't ever talk about nothing I've never used. Oh. A lot of, not to be funny, but like a lot of black people don't fuck with toys because they be like, well, I bought this toy one time and it didn't work and da-da-da-da. And toys is expensive. I think a good toy company is really great. Like, so if you tried toys before and it didn't work out, do it again. Do it again. Everything don't work on the first time, you know. So I like this one. We got some butt plugs. Oh, okay. You could spice up your nudes with it, but not your nudes. You could, I was just thinking. You know, you just put it in and then like bend over and then like clap your booty cheeks and send them a legit for your booty cheeks. But then this is in there or this is in there like... That'll go good for Black History Month. Shit, noted. Why not have one just like that? Don't just sing, that just screams Black History Month. It's just the black air for them. I saw it as a bunny tail. I ain't no Latin. I'm just letting you know I feel real pro-black. I'm just, I'm good. I ain't put it in there. It's new. It's new. I ain't bring no booties, you know. I'm just saying you bought some plastic coastings and shit. You like the plastic coastings? I definitely want the plug on those. Yes, so... That's like the handheld version of the sticky joe. So these are your favorite ones. Out of 9 out of 10, how much would you recommend the ladies get one of these? 12. Absolutely. Because you could use this. Is that right? Hold on. 12 out of 10 for sure. I was saying 1 out of 10. What would you say? 12, man. You only can do so much. Like, by yourself. If you stroking to put... Yeah, anybody. You got two hands and you got a dick and you got some feet. Don't nobody want them feet on them. So this is all you got to work with. What's you into? I'm just saying. So say you stroking, right? And you know y'all know that we like the Clint touch, so y'all be rubbing, but when y'all... It's either 1 or 2 gonna be good. Your hand is right. Or the stroke gonna be good, but really you kind of DJing the shit incorrectly. So like, if you're using your hand for this and you're using your mouth here, now you got some accuracy, some precision. She won't have to pick between the good dick and the good Clint, you know? She can get both of them. So you can use this and use your mouth. Or you can use this and use this toy on her Clint at the same time. Have a square in everywhere. So that's the type of shit you like. You don't even love the shit. You like shit with it. I'm on it all. You want to get overwhelmed? Like what's too much? I'm still alive, so I think we're good. I'm just saying you don't never have to stop me like, hold on, wait, wait, wait. I can bring it back. Y'all... Maybe you just built for this. I just feel like if you die, you die. Damn. Just put all my shit away, though. Put all my shit away. Nah, all this shit don't get left out. I guess this is the grand finale. What is this? Oh, that's a fucking machine. I thought that was the shit that they cut the deli meat with. Nah. You do it. That's the remote. Well, it's to purpose. This actually can go in their booty. Wow. And vibrate at the same time. Oh, so she uses that? Okay. So... You using this? Don't try to make it hypothetical. This is your shit. Absolutely. Now, how do you use this? Nah, I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm short. So this thing right here, it go down. Mine got all the way down. So, like, say I was fucking on the couch. All right? We would turn it around and then you have an angle right here. You know what I'm saying? Oh. And so you sitting there, you know, you get energy, you know what I'm saying? You get energy. You would take the remote. I got the remote. So you doing your thing right there. And I'm over here just smoking a blunt like this. Yeah, I'm giving you a shout. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. No, she was talking shit earlier. She said she... She didn't vote for me. And so, you know what I'm saying? You get to watch a show. Like, how often do you get to watch your girl actually get fucked? What if you get distracted, get to play in the PlayStation? You just... You know what I'm saying? Go to bed. What you could do is you could take it, and it's like, this vibrate can vibrate too. It do? Is it another remote for that part? Like, what if you... No, it's a long stretch. I suggest they get one more remote. That's cool that that's the remote. But if they had, like, say she wanted to sit on it and you had another remote too, that would just be all the remote. And so, you usually probably wouldn't be this far away. You know what I'm saying? You'd be, like, right here. And so, you had a remote and you could just sit there, but yeah, you can put it up high and then she could stand over it. Like I said, I'm 5'3". How long did it take you to find your angle? About three minutes. What is this setup run? You had to put it together yourself? I did. A very special person put it together for me. Got a riding machine, a sex bench, you know, everything. You got to assemble yourself, though. Now, where in your home do you keep this contraption? In my office. Oh. When you walk in the room, though, it's so beautiful. The ambiance is amazing. You don't even realize it's dicks everywhere in there. Until you start looking and you're like, is that a dick lamp? It is. It is, you know. You have a lot of visitors that people just come over and check in. They don't, uh... They don't do the family barbecues and stuff like at my place that much. Like... Now, give me some more advice about what these fellas should do about, you know, these ladies who've never achieved an orgasm. Well, first of all, I think we need to talk about eating pussy. You know, outside of all the toys and things like that. No, no, no. Let's get back to the basics. So, can we talk about, like, eating pussy? You know how, like... Use a different pussy. That one's been used. Oh. Excuse us. Here you go. There you go. All right, so... Look on the clip. So... Eating pussy properly. Okay. If I say, how do you eat pussy? A lot of people cannot tell me how they actually eat pussy. They're really down there, like, sponged by... and just doing shit. That'll work, too, man. No, it really does not well. Okay? You're probably catching one in fake nuts. So, you should not be wearing all your first week of school outfits on one day. So, if you know some stuff, some skills, some tricks, give us a second. Like, give it four to five minutes and then go on to the next thing. But start with one thing and then you end up with something else. And so, if you... Transitioning too fast. Yeah, transitioning too fast. And so, when I'm feeling it, it's like, okay... Ooh, go back to that. There's a lot of things. And you don't know. Also, like, stop responding to me not yelling and gyrating and shit. Look, if I'm trying to catch a nut, I'm concentrating. I'm quiet. You know what I'm saying? Like, a lot of people are like, well, you wouldn't make them... Is it about you or is it about me? Because when I'm, like, trying to catch a nut, I'm trying to breathe and remember, like... You know what I'm saying? It's real silent. I feel like we're breaking up right now. I feel like I'm being reprimanded. Like, I ain't supposed to run. It wasn't me. I'm just saying... Like, if I'm focused... and you're gonna do shit you didn't do that you know that you didn't, I like that. Made you wait 44 minutes for the pussy. And then you find some shit I like and just change the goddamn channel. You need to say his name. Clear your conscience. Oh, that's one. And then also just, like, turning the lights on too and just asking how, you know, she feel about it. Learning how to do a yoni massage is really great. I come out like a waiter and I be like, how you want this pussy? Okay. All right. Look doll around. Hold the spit. All right. Okay. Whole area. All right. Okay, cool. All right, I'll be right with you. Go pick on your notes to come back. This class is called, like, it's a yoni massage class. It's a three-part class. And it'll teach you, like, how to, like, ease the nut and, like, massage the nut up out the pussy. That can happen. Yeah. Absolutely. Like, I can teach you... Well, you might not want to learn how, but... What? Even learning, like, a linga massage. That's a dick massage. Because so many of y'all and people just still jack dick like this, that's it. There's so many other ways like jack dick and do everything. Every man in here has taken a dick back before. Taken it back? Yeah. Get it. Get it. You stupid. You lost your privilege? That's what you are. You don't fucking do nobody's shit like that. I'm just saying, like, it's just, it's not working. Look how they laughing. It's true. He like, they like, yeah. You know what every man is. I want to fuck with you. Uh-huh. Get my drawers. Get my drawers. You know what? See, this is shit I'm talking about. I'm trying to pull my whole damn meat off. I'm just... It's a lot of different ways to get, like, proper arousal. So, like, in the beginning when we were talking about 18 or 40 minutes I feel like it sounded unrealistic and like, damn, how the fuck we supposed to do that? Hell, we just, like, you could pick a thing and you really got to, like, be a student to the pussy and, like, really zone in and be ready to communicate. Any of your clients, like, do women come in and be like, I don't know if my pussy is good. What advice do you give women about having better pussy? You got to learn how to work your pussy yourself. There is not nothing that a man has done in my pussy that I have not done full of his backwards sideways and around and around. Like, you got, like, think about it. If I was like, Carlos, you ain't doing, you know, I ain't getting her. You gonna be like, okay, what you want me to do? I don't know. That's not going to work either. So it's like, if you know that you're not being satisfied, that's the first step and that's amazing. But are you going to give them some direction? Like, you know what, I don't like this or I do like that. And are you with somebody that you can communicate with? Yeah, that's the first thing and the most thing. Before you even get into this shit, you got to communicate. It's so many people that have come to me and they're like in marriages and they're like, I've never had a nut in my marriage. I've been faking it the whole time. So some of them, they do find me and they want to make a change. But how do you tell somebody I've been faking nuts the entire marriage or, like, I actually just always masturbate when you leave or you really don't know what the hell you're doing but you find it's fucked up. So, you know, like, how do you really say that? Like, these are real things and I know for a fact there are so many men that women show up and they feel like because they showed up with pussy, that is good pussy and that is absolutely not true. Some pussy ain't, it's just pussy. It's just... Just pussy? Yeah, and so it's like, are we... Some of that shit is... Some of it is... What makes it good? What makes it... What's good pussy? What makes pussy good? God. Only God knows what makes that shit good. We don't even know what's in it. The ingredients of none of that. It's just... It's just... I don't know. I feel like we got to be able to accept some criticism. And plus a good owner, too. A good owner? Yeah, whoever owns that pussy, you can be... Like, that's what really makes the pussy good. The person that owns it. Yeah. Like, all that bad attitude and shit. That's the biggest turn-off, because it's like... That pussy got to be bad, because it's coming from a bad spirit. Negative energy make your pussy dry. That's exactly what I was trying to say, but you said it better. I got it on a shirt. You want one? I'm going to send it to you. I don't know if it'll come across if I wore it, because... The negativity make your pussy dry. That's real. Didn't that say I'm misogynistic? That's the world we live in. You put me on here that shows that you're trying to be open to something different. I feel like education can take us so far. Honestly, I started this because I was like, there are so many relationships. You know how you see people and they they're cheating or whatever, and shit goes bad, but you know they in love. But they are super unsatisfied. Yes, there's always other reasons. Some people just dog. Some people don't give a fuck. And then we just got to be real about it, too. Some people just fuck a lot. Okay, there's that too. That's the facts. Some people just are fuckers. Unhappy. Like, I'm sorry. They're fucking to fix that. That's unhappiness, fuck. It's called sexual essentials because it's all the essentials of sex. So if you're mental not right, if you're not happy about what you got going on in your work life, like if you ain't got no hobbies, you ain't got no friends, like these are all the sexual essentials. But what if these are the hobbies? I mean, this could be a hobby. It's a pastime for me. I definitely wake up and catch three. You got to start the day off. Now how much would you say you have spent on sex toys in your lifetime? Well, before I met my toy vendor, a couple thousand. About five stacks. Maybe six. I don't put cheap things on my pussy. I see. Yeah, so like these machines, I got myself a riding machine for my birthday. What does that consist of? It's a machine. You know how like they go to the place and they ride the uh, the uh. Mechanical booth? Yeah. You have one of those? It's small. It's about this size and you get on it and it has a dick and it has a remote. You know, I like remotes. And then it moves and you can sit on it and it goes. Yeah. And you can put this on your pussy too at the same time. Oh, this the thing though, a lot of people don't realize like a lot of women have never had a vaginal orgasm. To be clear, a vaginal orgasm is nothing more than a deeper, clitoral orgasm. Yeah, I think this is stuff you should tell people before you start fucking them. Give me a clap. Give me an intro clap. You should just let them know like hey, don't even try hard. They ain't never really had an orgasm. I'm like, I'm not here to fix this pussy. What? You not here to give me one? If you ain't never had an orgasm before. Don't start with me. I'm gonna feel like everybody else. Fuck you. I feel like when you really fuck with somebody you really actually try. That's the thing, most people really don't ask those questions or they ask one time and then they do it and they don't even talk about like so did you like this? It got kind of awkward. It got kind of quiet. Like people are not ready to hear those conversations. And then on the other side like if say, okay, we talk about like how women, the pussy don't be ready or she don't orgasm, right? But what about when the dick be getting soft randomly? Right? Don't nobody talk about that. It's just always awkward. I've gotten good dick after a dick got soft. First of all, I'm not going to be awkward about it. Yo man, my pussy was getting dry. We was going, I was like, you know what, let's take a break because I felt that she was getting soft. It's all good. You know what, I got some shit over here. We could try this, da da da da. But being open to it and not being like I got soft, like that's not going to make it harder. That's awkward as fuck and I'm not calling you again. That's guilt. Probably wouldn't even supposed to be over there. I'm just saying when you give, when you treat people like people and just understand that a dick getting soft do not mean that he don't like you. He could be hella excited. Like, niggas really like you. Sometimes they shit don't show up for the occasion, you know what I'm saying? And like your response right then tells you what's going to happen because you could just give him a second. Sometimes I'll be playing with my pussy and it don't go the way I think it's going to go and I just take a breather, you know, scroll the gram or something. And I go back into it, boom, just like that. Sometimes you just got to give it a second. Be patient with the pussy. Exactly. Now that's the t-shirt you need. Right there down front. Let them know what they can find you at and why they can catch up on all these courses and classes. All right, so you can find me on my website, thesexualessentials.com or on Instagram. Sexual Essentials are one word. I have a Patreon where I have over 145 classes. Like, I'll teach you how to massage the dick, how to give a yoni massage, how to have multiple orgasms. I teach men how to have multiple orgasms. I teach you how to have an orgasm from breathing. We do have multiple orgasms. Most of us. Who, men? No, y'all don't. You don't want a man to go to sleep. That's how I oil the orgasm. Sleep. Sleep. I could teach you how to have multiple orgasms like women. So, there's a lot of different things. That shit probably kill you so fast. Yeah. That's why God gave us one of these things. We don't need multiple... We have three back-to-back. He lasts long enough. She got to start early then. All of that. I know that on my website or on my Instagram. That's what I said. Yeah. So, we do live teaching. Live teaching. No lecturing. No lecture. No lecture. I got classes on that where I actually have women that have volunteered and I show you how to use these things on them. Word. I'm signing up. I love a good story. I want to see some success story. When I first signed up for the class, I mean, I was nothing. But it wasn't nothing for real. It wasn't nothing for real. Now I just wake up and name it. I can't stand you. Look here. See that ball in my pushing machine? Excuse my language. Okay. Look here, there be no learning. We be having events. We got a live sex art show that's coming. It's a lot of stuff. I like showing people. Right. We know how to learn. We know how to learn. Sum it all up for the fellas out there. What would you tell the men watching this show? Be open to it. You probably do got good dick, but that don't mean it like it can't be better. Right. Elevated. Get some demon dick in here. Why? Why not? We got one like to live. You can't just be giving everybody your best dick. Maybe you shouldn't be fucking in. I mean, there's no dick in there. Don't give her that one. Sometimes we be giving out dick and we're like, uh-huh, don't give her that. Don't give her that. Don't do that. Make her think the dick ain't good. Make her think the dick ain't good because she gonna act up. She gonna act up. Let me see how she act with my C dick. This ain't number C grade. You know what? Then she hit you with that A class pussy and you like, damn, I ain't come with my best gang. You gotta stay ready so you ain't gotta get ready. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. You out here doing your best work. Now look at you. Now you need a whole goddamn dick with an air pump on it. Ain't no way. You playing with it? Ain't no way. Let's rewind the footage. You ain't that in your head. You had this. You got pussy coasters. I had to see the evidence. You a part of it. This is a lot of shit. We just gonna start like right here. This is a lot. Right here, you know, in one of these. That is a lot of shit, man. It's some good naps. That's a lot of shit. Fellas, if your lady need all these toys to have complete orgasm, just start focusing on yourself, man. Work on your hobbies and shit. Get back outside, my boy. Start back working out. Cut the yard more, man. Just get more action. Work on your truck. Work on your truck? Get back in the church, man. Is that what people do when they ain't getting no pussy? She need time to herself to plug her machine. You can just get it to her for Valentine's Day. Thank you. Bye. That'll be the saddest Valentine's Day in the nigga life. Nah, she'll be ready. You buy your girl one of these machines, bro. I'm answering most of your calls. What you doing? I was sleeping. Really? See, you sent your birthday, baby. What's that mode out here in the back, man? A little mode to go. Where's your girlfriend at? Oh, she's, uh... Busy. She couldn't make it. I always show up. I just be late. If I was late, I would masturbate. It's because... Well, I appreciate you coming through here. This has been a very exciting talk. You have definitely brought some education, information, and some hilarity to the situation. You always welcome here to trap. Thank you. The black market is open. Eight to five stops. So, smile, baby. Get me out of here!