 Alright, baby. We back. It's Elden Ring time! Hey. Come on now. Can you? Jesus Christ. Oh my god. I don't know what I'm doing. If only I could be remotely okay. Jesus. What am I doing? A little rusty this morning, guys. Don't worry about it. Oh! Double? The double on Tondra? Okay, can you fucking get out of there? Why can I- Oh, it's because I was still on the fucking pause menu. Dude, fuck my ass. Why don't you just go ahead and fuck my ass? Jesus. Look it! I have an arrow in my head! Oh! I was about to be like, what is this thing? That looks cool and like a thing that I would fight. Oh no. Yeah, I don't feel good about this one. Oh, you should leave. We should leave. Huh? You're stuck? Oh. It's you. Can I? Oh, I'm sorry. You told me to. Hey! Could I get a single hit on? This game sucks! Whoa. What the fuck is that? Well, I mean, I gotta try. Whoa. Is he just- Is he just giving up? This is sad. This is really sad. I'm just killing this dude. Who's giving up? Oh my god. It's in here. Is there anything in here? Oh! There is something in here. Ooh, a great axe! Yeah, come on. Let me hit him, let me hit him. All right, come on. Come here, Margaret. Dead ringa ding ding. The cow says moo. Yeah, that worked out really well. Oh, this is all working out super good. Oh yeah. That was probably my best one, yeah. Dude, my whole ass is just getting shattered. Oh, I can- I can summon. I forgot about that. Oh no. My Roger. He's about to die. Oh, get out of there, King! No, Roger. Come here, Beach. Please. No. No! God damn it. I was getting close to- This is the first boss of the game, dude. I'm gonna try and level up more. What's this big flower? Oh. Yeah, I don't trust that at all, actually. This is the whole thing. Get out of here. Holy f**k. I'm not going back there. Nope. Oh, this b**ch. I forgot about this b**ch. See if we can do anything to this b**ch. Basically, no. He's just so Laura, though. The tree sentinel sucks. Spencer, do you want to come up on camera and give us some good vibes? He's so- Look, he's holding his own foot. What are you doing? He's just holding your own foot. All right, let's try this f**k one more time, huh? My asshole. Hey, guys. It's my asshole. Hey, guys. My f**king asshole is bleeding. The name of this character is Wild Toe. So there's that. Secret passage, Ed. Is this the secret passage? It doesn't really look like a secret passage. Trap ahead. Sending gate. What the hell is that? Oh, these b**ches hit hard. These guys take a lot of damage. I can't open up my map. Oh f**k. Wow. Well, I'll probably be teleported or I'll probably spawn back outside, right? No, I spawn back here. Oh, magic. Hey, here. Big bloodborne sh**. Only two hundred and thirty. No, I'm suffering ahead. This is gonna kill me, isn't it? We're gonna go... You cannot travel to sites of grace until you rest at one. I'm... What? I did. What do you mean? What? Am I gonna die immediately if I go in the water? Is it poisonous? Yep, yes it is and it makes you walk extremely slow. I should have been rolling the whole time. I don't even think this is the way to go at all. It's definitely not. This is a horrible place. There we go. Oh f**king torrent. What am I doing? Can torrent just go in this? Oh, torrent can just go in this. That's kind of sick. When will I get out of here? I'm guessing. I can. Oh my God. Poor turtle. Does he even give me any echoes at all? Oh, I feel so bad. F**king excuse me? I feel like if I... Like, nothing is going to hurt him at all. He's not gonna down trees. He's up in the f**king air. My God. I don't know how I would possibly hit him. Dude. It's a little cheap. Oh, and it does like a butt hair of f**king damage. My strongest weapon does nothing. Okay, well, um... Hey, hey, hey. Come down. Dude, I said calm down. What an asshole. The wandering nobles. I haven't seen this guy yet. He's like a big troll, baby. Pumpkin helm? Whoa. What the f**k? I couldn't even hit him. I didn't even realize that this was gonna be a boss. Wow. I got killed by a f**king splash of water. Oh, whole new area. That's a big bird. Hey guys, that's a massive bird. It reminds me of a poodoo bird. Or a shoebill stork or whatever it is. You guys take a lot of damage. I feel like I am too low level to be in this area. I feel afraid.