Turns out the Hitman: Absolution E3 trailer was not hinting at multiplayer- nor was it even that good. Hey guys, I'm Hailey and welcome to Clevver Games.
Square Enix released their Hitman: Absolution E3 trailer this morning after tons of hype yesterday. I'm really disappointed in yesterday's teaser picture that Square Enix dropped showing us a slew of deadly she-assassins. I was thinking we were getting some kind of sexy multiplayer reveal, and turns out all we got was a bunch of stripper-esque nuns dying in the trailer.
The trailer begins and we see Agent 47 in a seedy hotel room covering up his barcode on his head with a band aid- what do you guys think that means? Pretty sneaky! Meanwhile, his former employer, the ICA, sends a team of deadly nuns after him, called 'The Saints'. The problem is- the Saints are supposed to be lethal and deadly—but they hardly attack him. Instead they walk forward in a synchronized row looking more sexy than deadly. Agent 47 hardly even tries and takes them all out one-by-one. Leaving all of them dead in the matter of 30 seconds.
In all seriousness though, what was Square thinking? I am assuming there has to be a lot more to this than seven women in tattered goth gear dying in a parking lot. What do you think? What do you want to see from Hitman Absolution? Are you disappointed at the lack of multiplayer at this time? Leave me a comment below. In the mean time keep it locked to Clevver Games for all your E3 coverage. I'm Hailey and I'll see you soon!