You'd think that making voting easier to do Would be a no brainer, and non partisan too But some states have new ID laws that are seriously flawed Trotting out that same old tired myth but voter fraud is a fraud
These types of laws discriminate, there's evidence to confirm it And why can't you use student IDs but you CAN use a gun permit They're trying voter intimidation tactics that have been outlawed Voter Suppression IS a real problem, but Voter Fraud is a fraud
The GOP began this myth with laws they tried to pass Now baseless fears of election rigging may bite them in the ass And there's even been attempts at illegal poll watching - with its thinly veiled racist nod For something that's almost nonexistent, cause Voter Fraud is a fraud
For example you're more likely to win the lottery or be struck by lightning Or be elected as President - which in many cases is frightening Give birth to quadruplets, or win an Olympic Gold medal Or be hurt by a pogo stick or an exploding Rachael Ray tea kettle Being attacked by a shark is more likely, also flying to the moon Being canonized or being killed by a vending machine or balloon Or by flammable pajamas or mad cow disease Voter fraud is less likely than all of these!
Such ludicrous excuses this argument is made of Which makes you think, "What part of democracy are they afraid of?" Disenfranchising so many voters, trampling on rights so roughshod When restrictions are so broad we can see thru the facade Of this rightwing goon squad as they desperately maraud Til we're frankly slack jawed, (okay I'm out of rhymes) cause voter fraud is a fraud yeah, yeah, yeah - shmucks!