 Just I open Zach sometimes that one takes a while by now My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake. Did you stomp on grapes? I did not I did not I Winemaking thing assuming we were gonna do something dude the whole thing it was basically a hoax I got I got tricked Halloween the first step of this like four-step winemaking class That's a over a year and all we did was take leaves out of the grapes And it goes in like machine, but the stem still go in so I pulled out like 12 leaves. It's a prank I got pranked. This is a year long a year long Wow My weekend was good put on a suit for the first time same suit that I wore to our friend's wedding That was really really tight on me scared to dance or move incredibly loose on me. I've lost some weight. Thanks Oh Do you think that's gonna happen this week? Maybe no, I don't baby. It was here. It's here You need to get it to like here. So it's dropping you think you're going Halloween Halloween night like the movie Jack. Oh Maybe your baby's spooky. Yes. Well, Katie thinks that's the dream The movie Jack they deliver the baby in the hospital and it's Halloween and everyone's doing like all the doctors and nurses are dressed up Halloween Can you tell me about the sports Jim huge sports the world series is upon us Trevor Plouffe's braves verse Trevor Plouffe's Astros he had it before the season. We never listened to him too sexy. This should be fun good for the Braves Astros America's team Christian Yelich. I'm rooting for Trevor Plouffe with me Which means I'm rooting for the Braves in six good baseball. I'm rooting for good baseball I'm worried we're not gonna get good baseball Was that almost a breakdown? Let's tell us about almost a breakdown then we have a different version of almost a breakdown today Mike. Yes leech. Yeah known for his cameo and Friday night lights Helping coach Taylor fill up his gas at the gas station was asked about candy Answered like a classic fat kid who has a passion. Hmm. He has a lot of bullet points here Jake I want you to help me break them down. Let's get through it together. I completely hate candy corn I mean, I completely hate candy corn kind of the consensus nowadays That's kind of my mouth every Halloween and be like, yeah, I don't like it Yeah, but I'll always down to try it again if you like candy corn That's like one of your fun facts if you like candy corn Actually, I haven't taken a birthday candle out of the cake and then just chewed on the candle You're not being true to yourself next gummy bears for sure gotta be air bow the hair bones gotta be the air bow And then this is where he lose me says when they used to have sprees in a box he's loved that outstanding He has to go to the dollar store to find them out, but he does but I do nerd clusters are good Yeah, which is good. I haven't had a nerd's clusters true story though parents day like Zurich middle school south seventh grade my classmates mom worked for Willy Wonka, I had a nerd rope before to hit market You had a friend's mom work for Willy Wonka, whatever it is Wonka factory, okay? I mean a couple different phrases there point stands I had a nerd's rope before it hit market and that's where he really opens up the conversation which all candy conversations land in is Gummi verse chocolate because you need to divide the two it's clear that Mike leeches a gummy man As he said Europe has better overall candy than the u.s And then he says look gummy gummy everything. They got gummy everything. I'm a gummy guy over a chocolate guy But I like both yeah, no it just depends what you're doing. Let's go to more sports Hmm two butt stories coming up be prepared Jim before we get into butt stuff go Download the noom app if you heard all that candy talking you're like crap. I need to tighten up like Jimmy I need to look a little better in my suit get the noom app better lifestyle I'm on it right now and man. It has everything in there. They quiz you they change your life learn You find out a lot about you set goals. They help you achieve them They even give you a coach my new goals to fit into your suit. You can fit in a message. I'm bigger than you. Let's go Tom Brady doesn't like a sweaty butt next so much so that he made his the center Stuff a towel like a hand towel in his pants and baby powder on that and he made his center Not wear gloves. It's not centers like my knuckles are fucked up But I got a superboard. Honestly, is that the messed up part here cuz I mean a good towel with baby powder on The butt that's kind of that's what you do. I'm just glad that Tom Brady gave him a Solution immediately and wasn't like I need your butt to sweat less figure that out. Okay, then he's like, oh my god Yeah, I'm playing a sport 300 pounds. Do you think Brady's just at this point just pushing buttons to push buttons? I think he's pushing buttons just to prove this is what it takes like Do you think he's asked like the left guard like hey keep your butt dry too just in case if I put my hands under there I don't know center center goes out for injury and there's just tall and baby powder down. Who wants you go? Who's it? Oh, yeah, same guy on the stretcher. You're up Don't like that noise do it again Yeah, it's similar it's better the first time around Do you want to hear the next butt story? Yeah, it's not sports. So apparently get there Tattoo artist set ablaze during butt tattoo gas leak British-sized plus model Tracy Munter Excited to have the finishing touches applied to her butt tattoo Which is a rendering of the famous chariot racing from the 1959 film Ben Hur Anyway tattoo artists is smoking a cigarette tattooing the models ass the Ben Hur painter She farts gas leaks into a cigarette the cigarette lights up and all that's it's bullshit I mean it's great marketing. They got us to know about Ben Hur Ben Hur is going out of their way to market an old movie. So Ben Hur. I mean, that's my like I've heard so many old old men say how good of a movie that is that it's got to be a bad movie Like it's class it's been her Charlton Heston's penis, but yeah I mean when you open up and you say British plus size model Gas leak Ben Hur set on fire tattoo like yeah, like no no No, Jimmy apparently his beard caught on fire. They had to go to the ER listen to this line Yeah, both Tracy and Jason were rushed to the ER where they were treated for minor burns and shock Hmm. I bet we all agree. You don't just let it rip in someone's face like that. It's dangerous I've never farted It's the employee of the week Play baseball pitch well side young five-world series broadcast games MVP votes Dave me David Cone. Congrats. He's got a new podcast on the show Who's got a new podcast on the network towing the slab in the boogie down bronze? Towing always makes me think of you in middle school in that hot tub sex with a squirrel Dave Cone, what's his middle name ice cream? That's for me waffle Today's episode was brought to you by Noom Noom is an app that uses a combination of psychology technology and human coaching to help everyone meet their personal health and wellness goals Everything they do at Noom is driven by a singular mission to help as many people as possible live healthier lives through behavior change If you're like me and want to build healthy habits and take control of your health You can get a free Noom evaluation in a seven-day trial when you use our link at Noom comm slash John boy Once again, click the link in the description to go to Noom comm slash John boy to get a free evaluation in seven-day trial What is his middle name orange? This is something. This is kind of a bad look for us. We should know this David What do you want it to be? Daniel would be you want DDC? David Charles Cone You know no middle name David Brian, David Brian Cone B-r-i-a-n. Yeah We'll name our kid David Brian. Yeah, what about Brian David? How many squirrels you killed in a hot tub?