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Tiki Oasis 2012: Fashion Show at Trader Vics 2012

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Published on Aug 6, 2012

Tiki Oasis 2012.
T.I.K.I (Tiki Idol Kouncil Investigative) and A.L.O.H.A., the Association of Lethal Ohana and Hip Assassins were secretly formed decades ago in opposition to the rise of S.O.B.E.R (Supervillains Of Bar Entrance Rejection), whose mission statement was the eradication of cocktail consumption worldwide, since quality booze often makes people feel good, and when people feel good, they're inclined to do silly things like dance, sing, laugh and make love, which makes them much harder to brainwash, because their minds get way too dirty.

S.O.B.E.R. was bent on world domination via subversive sobriety, i.e. secretly replacing all bottles of rum, gin, vodka and related liquids with a synthetic substance that mimicked the flavor of alcohol, but offered none of its emotionally elevating properties, with an alternate "mystery mickey" ingredient that actually induced depression in the drinker. The sinister forces behind S.O.B.E.R. wanted to suppress the general population's mood, with no solutions to the widespread ennui, so they could easily manipulate the masses into obedient submission. The world's suddenly sober citizens would be turned into mindless zombies with no wills or souls of their own!

TO BE CONTINUED AT TIKI OASIS 12...WATCH YOUR BACK, AND YOUR DRINK!
(text excerpt from The Man from T.I.K.I by Agent Will "the Thrill" Viharo)

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