 The video you are about to watch is the biggest scam I have ever pulled off in the history of my YouTube career. AHHHHH! Over the past couple of weeks, I have been uploading Smash videos and looking like I'm bad at the game on purpose. All with the goal of leading my friend and fellow YouTuber, Siriax, into my deadliest trap yet. He would later go on to message me on Discord saying he would absolutely wipe the floor with me in serious matches. So by that time, I knew my trap had worked and all I had left to do was record this very video. Alright, Dion, you challenged me on Discord, bro. You said, bro, we need to run it back because that video we did on your channel, I wasn't even warmed up. If we didn't have items, bro, we didn't have items, I'll beat your average. Anyway, I took that to heart because I know I can beat you, so we are going final destination. No items, mains only, and after I beat you, I'm going to enter a real online tournament for this game, watch. Yeah, yeah, we won't see. I'll enter with you if it ever lets that happen. We tried to do a bit where we did that. Oh, we traded. That was anime. That was anime. Anyway, watch this. I learned this in the tournament, bro. Damn, bro, you're training with Pikachu. Don't let me read, bro. Don't let me read. Heal. I heal. Look, I'm already reading. Dragonball fans, eat your heart out because this ain't going to happen. Ooh, lightning strike. I'm out of MP. I need some MP back. I need your MP back. How do you get that back? I actually don't know. Usually I just die. It's coming back to nature. Damn, I can't do dash attack. That's the thing with hero, bro. He's not that guy. Give me a crit. Wait, whack. I'm accelerating. I'm fast. I'm fast. Dash dance, dash dance, dash dance, dancing. Why are you getting cooked? Why are you getting cooked, bro? Oh, I'm too quick with it. Oh, you are kind of quick. But all I need is a crit. All I need is a crit, God. All I need is two hits, bro. He literally plays RNG characters. OK, he's not even lying. No, no, no, no. All I need is a couple hits, bro. That's crazy. But the thing about me is all I need is one hit. Damn, why your sword got raised like that? No. OK, so I didn't even get a percentage. I forgot we turned it to four stocks. You wanted this to be a lot. It's like the NBA playoffs, bros. The season, tis the season for NBA. Give me a crit. Damn it. Oh, you've got to get that. Nice, bro. You're saying nice like I didn't come back. God, get up attacks. What is this, Tekken 7, bro? All right, I tried it. No, I was ignorant. I was ignorant. No turn. Come on. You should have died, bro. No. OK, OK, OK, I got to give my money up. I got to give my money up. Oh, I went the wrong way. Hey, why are you taking this so seriously, bro? I guess you could say I'm taking this seriously. You literally walked through my snooze. Why does that mean? Tornado spot. Oh, my god. Tornado spot. You got so lucky. That's not luck. That's all skill I practiced. That went in the tournament. Damn, bro, you got frames. Ike's weakness. I'm out of MP. I'm going to have to get. I'm going to have to wacky, bro. Get out of here. Get out of here. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. You're dead. And even if you weren't, I had magic burst for the end guard. That's a W. That's one win in my column, bro. That's cute. That's cute. That's one. So the one rule, Dada didn't mention this, but we have to just switch characters after every single match. So no repeats. No just relying on one character. Let's go to the next one. Yeah, bro, who are you going next with? Oh, you don't see, bro. Just I'll surprise you. You surprised me a bit. You know what? I could get some major clout in the community right now because this character is ass, ain't he? But I don't care. You know what? I'm in a boxing mood, bro. This is me right now. I'm going to put these hands on them. Well, you just absolutely spoiled who you're being. I don't care. I don't care who I'm spoiling, bro. It is what it is. You know what? You know what? I hear you. I hear you. I can guess who you are. So if it's a slugfest you want, bro, come here. It's a slugfest you're going to get. Come here. What do you mean by that? Who you playing? Oh my god. OK, you got a little power behind you. It's a slugfest you're going to get. Bro, I got a nose on me. I got a snout on me, bro. Now that he said that this is a whole triangle. You got that lowest grip in those wrestling. I got to play smart. I got to play smart. Oh, I got to play smart. I got to play smart. When you're playing it back here, you got to play smart. That's not smart. That was not smart basketball right there. Oh my god. And I think I'm dead. I am dead. You're dying with me. That's just not smart basketball right there. Come here, bro. Oh, mits. Yeah, cute, I guess. Damn, what are you laughing at, bro? Why are you laughing, bro? I'm not laughing the wrong way. I'm laughing because you're going to die. Come here, bro. God damn it, he's going to be hard. This is going to be. Come here, come here. I'll stomp on you a little bit. Stomp, stomp. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Man, why didn't you I got to be to kill somebody with this care? Me. Ah! Bad brain. And you got your KO punch. Hold on. Yeah, because you already know it's over. It's going to run out. It's going to run out. It runs out. No. No low battery. I don't even care. Oh, damn. Damn, damn. You fucking tackle. You better watch out. I got kind of some ground speed to me, though. You do this like a lightweight with the heavyweight. Damn it. All right, all right, all right. Oh, I'm too fast. Mink. I like how all I'm doing is running around it. Mink. Can I turn around? Get it! Turn! What's crazy is you think you're safe. I'm just trying to stop you, bro. I'm just trying to. I'm just trying to stop you, man. Why are you flying? Oh, no! My KO punch, it's the only way I'm going to win. I'm going to have to lay the KO punch. From the top rope. Kanani. I'm too fast. Maximum speed. Nah, who do you think I am jumping off the stage like that? Because I really can't be doing it like that. Damn, he's got it like that. Get out of my stage, bro. Don't come over here. I'm not. Believe me, believe me that. I am not. If I have stayed close to the edge, because I'm playing a cruel prank on you. That did nothing. I'm a heavyweight. That should be a one-hit KO, bro. That'd be sudden. Nah, you don't need all your characters to be hero, bitch. Damn! Why that bounce me off the ground cartoonishly? Speaking of NBA, bro, you just got bounced like a fucking basketball. I should get a technical foul for that. Oh, my god, that was disgusting neutral. Disgusting neutral. He just understands the flow of the game better than anybody else. Anybody else doing it just doesn't understand it like it. I didn't know you had super armor. I had super armor, too! Where you going, bitch? I'm right here. I'm right here. Oh, he's got Paris. Nah, you ain't Diago. You ain't Diago. I'm just going to beat you up for real. Get him out of my game. Bro, you're lucky this wasn't Omega Maps, bro. If it was Omega Maps, bro, all this clutter was in the way, bro. Bro, I got the footwork. I got the footwork. Bro, you had a whole coach, bro. I'm just I just got my nose. I don't know who I'm going to play next, honestly. I'm kind of on fire right now. Yeah, let's see, bro. I know who I'm going to play next. And it's time. It's time to really beat your ass. I'm sorry, bro. I wanted to save this, but you've left me no choice. You've made some threats, but do I believe them? Oh, you know what? This character could be kind of annoying. I'm going to have to bust out a bit of the. I won't keep it a secret. Oh, damn, I gave him. No, I picked the Legend of Zelda map. I am demon link. Anyway, I'm Rick, you're about to get. You're just about to be mad, bro. You're not. You are not. Yeah, I'm glad you're going to finish your sentence, bro. Because I didn't have a. Shut up, shut up. Wait, what are you doing this? You're going to fire. Oh, brother, this guy is classic boomerangs. Oh, my own fire. I am getting good. Oh, neutral. I've got items. Oh, oh, what a hell of a down tilt. Nice. That doesn't feel right when you hit me with that, bro. What were you doing? I'm just saying, bro, you shouldn't be. That's all I'm saying, bro. Bro, stop with what? How is that? Hitbox is the most active thing I've seen in my life. That man wins a 90 and goes for a 1. Oh, my God. You got taunts, huh? Oh, you got it. Hey, I mean, I'll get. Wait a minute. Wait. Never mind. Oh, no way. Oh, no way. Oh, you dove as much. Oh, I forgot you can cancel it. You shouldn't be able to cancel it. You got to hold that. I didn't cancel it. I just rolled out of it. That's a cancel. What are you talking about? No, but it was over, bro. It's just not a long talk. How did I miss the ground? It's a whole ass ground. It's a whole ass ground. Zoner, zoner, zoner. Bro, zone if you want to. If you just want some goddamn small, bro. I can't give my aerials. I don't want to hear shit from you. I can't give my aerials low to what? That's not what I meant to do. Drink me some milk. That's not what I meant. Oh, yeah. Oh, I got precision controls on now. You ever heard of Wii Motion Plus? This is that. Oh, oh, you ate too small now. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at the dog. That was sick. What a dodge. Oh, you were lucky you didn't try me, man. I'll risk it. Oh, God, I'm good. Look at Goofy. And it hits me now. Watch the bomb, bitch. What's crazy? Look at this precision control. I can just do anything. Bro, this really is Castlevania. Jumping aerial, axe. Stop labeling your moves. Yeah, you're nervous, huh? The amount of thought I'm putting behind this. Oh, nice dodge. Please stop. I forgot. We both have two stocks. I don't know why I was so confident. Because I was cooking you at first, and he's not coming back. Look at the spiral wave. Damn, that move is good. Damn. I didn't think you would do anything, but you were just silently taking it. Oh, the fan throwing the fires of racism at me, bro. The flames. Oh, I should not have committed. I over committed. Nice. I did it. What happened? What even happened? What was that? What even happened? Imagine ruining a good match. What did I do with the wave? I'm taking it 3-0. Can I get to 4-0? All right, now it's first to 4. This is going to be a long video, bro, because I'm about to never lose, bro. I was crazy as if it's the first to 4 in this video. Look at the play bar. My god, this man just spoiled the results. Because I know you just used your last ace in the hole. That's my last ace in the hole. You were about to say, I hope so, bro. Yeah, it's like, what? I heard you say, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. But I didn't want to show fear, bro. This man said, ah, and then he went into a hole as you do a monologue. He said, no, I can't show fear. Oh, man, I'm still picking my character. I already got my character. It's you're done, bro. You're done, bro. You're done, bro. Hand over the keys, bro. Who are you going with? Oh, brother. This might be the one I lose. This might be the one I lose. This is for Mario Party. Yeah. It's a pearl in your life, bro. That man uses a tube of Colgate on each row of his team every morning. My god. OK, OK. All right, you hit pretty hard, man. All right, man. Oh, yeah, I got counters. Yeah, I got counters. Damn. Damn. Oh, I turned it the wrong way. That's the shield breaker move. That's a shield breaker. And he shielded it anyway. I couldn't talk about it. Oh, it almost broke your shield. Punched. Oh. I'm very sorry. Yeah, you should have made most of it. You did. Go ahead. You did. You did. I'm waiting by the wall. Me. Me. Me. Oh, come on. Why didn't he grab the edge? That's another one. Why did he not grab the edge? All right, I'm just losing all my stock. I'm just going to lose all my stock. You're done, bro. Four all alert. We're looking at a four stock alert. Certified four stock moment. He's over the edge. This could very well be the edge. I'm just trying to make him nervous for real. It's working. It's working. OK, certified three stock moment alert. Why can't I hit you? It's like you adjusted me here, bro. Yeah, I wish I could adjust in the air to grab the lens. I'm just wasting two of my stocks. OK, bro, we get it. We come on, grab the lens. Oh, yeah, I don't want to hear anything, bro. Yeah, I lose. Nothing I can do. All right, well, then just get spiked. Why did you go up? Ain't nothing he's getting. The most defeated man I've ever heard. Oh, because I wasted two of my stocks in the most pivotal match. Goodbye. Some bullshit. Damn it. Happy playing Mars sometimes. I played myself. The day is, why do I keep on clapping like that? Because that's how I feel in real life. That's always bullshit. One of them, I was literally hugging the ledge. And the other one, I don't know. I was just 17 feet below for some reason. You felt like a brick. That's a bullshit. Anyway, hopefully you guys enjoyed this video. And you know, I think I'm coming for Evo next, bro. I might have to win. Oh, wait, smash it in there, Evo. I think I'm coming for the next Smash Major next. I haven't made up my mind yet, but I'll be there. Anyway, like the video, subscribe, check out the odd shadow, and goodbye. Oh, fuck my channel. Fuck you.