I am the Leperchaun, and I've been cursed with leprosy When people see me on the street they stop and point at me Cuz my appendages are covered in these bandages of green And everywhere I see the sight of frightened children screaming Always after me lucky charms, so magically delicious Tastes sweet, but the side effects are rather vicious Follow the rainbow to my pot of gold, just watch out for severed toes You'll never get my four leaf clover: the game is up, your life is over!
I am the Leopdardchaun. Top o' the mornin to ya Better stand down, cuz I got a warning for ya Listen Leperchaun, you're about to be replaced I'm Dr. Monster's masterpiece, you were just a mistake Battling you shouldn't prove to be too hard I mean look at you, you're already falling apart I am the Leopardchaun and I will never change my spots That's why I won't stop 'til I'm on top and I'm calling the shots
You think you scare me with your fake tough guy act? Face it Leopardchaun, you're nothing but a pussy cat You can't even imagine how sick and twisted I am You're just a copycat, a wannabe, and a sham Rock rhymes so sick I gave the mic a disease Battle me and I'll defeat you with the greatest of ease Now I'm sick of this charade, it's time to say goodbye It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye