 Yeah, hey, there's a new teacher coming in today. Oh really? That's gonna be interesting. I'm definitely going to pick on him Yeah, same Okay, now let's say theoretically if I were to be your teacher, where should I be? There no there My class I'll be your teacher for this term. I'm kind of new at this so please Bear with me Let me tell you a bit about myself. I used to be a student here. I sat there So that means I know all the excuses excuses like my dog Did my homework or my grandmother died? 3000 years ago or this morning my car refused to to speak so it's not gonna work on me Sir, yes, there's something that you need to know. It's a rule in this school You're required to give us A's in this subject. Oh really? If you say so Okay, so the first lesson for today Can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this Any questions? No, we move on. Okay. Okay. It was a great lesson. Yes, let's take the attendance so I can see who's not here Raise your hand if you're not here So everybody is here What do you think as a new teacher? You think it's it's good. Otherwise then also, did you like this joke? You like it. Do you guys like my voice? You respect me, right? I'll work on that. Do you think? Do I walk? Do I walk? Are you confident? Pop quiz It's the first day. Yes, you didn't teach us anything. It's not that. It's just that you know when I was a student I used to hear it all the time and now that I'm a teacher I get to say it Pop quiz Sir, I don't understand So what would you do if you were the teacher? Like here in that situation, if you were me, what would you do? If you were You know what? Switch places with me. Switch, switch, switch. Go back, go back, go back. Okay. Show me. How would you deal with this? Okay, you're not good at this. Just switch back. Go back, go back, go back. Okay, so now that I'm back here, what would you do if you were the teacher? The bin is here You know guys when I was your age my teacher used to give me lots of homework like so much homework So can you guys do that now? Give me some homework I want to do some homework, some assignments You think you can just show up late, huh? You think I'm just gonna punish you to the bare minimum? Sir, that's pretty... Watch and learn You're not even wearing your school uniform, I think. Fifty years old and still in school, huh? Mommy, don't even be so proud. You know what you are? You are late. That's something that in my head, honestly. Sir, that's the principal Really? Well, I've used that excuse before. I might get fired. Yep, I also used that excuse