 Oh no! Oh no no no no no no! The fans translated the episode before it actually released on Crunchyroll. I had a whole intro planned. I was gonna say a funny joke about the rumbling, but now all I wanna do is cause the rumbling. I've been refreshing the page since 10.30 in the morning. What time is it now? It's 4.30! I'm so mad I actually did that math on top of my head within a second. Attack on Titan is here! It should be a happy day! Eren causing mass genocide? I'm supposed to be smiling. But okay. Fuck you Crunchyroll. I hate your guts. And now we're gonna get to the episode and we're gonna enjoy every damn second of it because this anime is peak. We're under the tree. Is this a moment that Eren's having in his head? No! Oh no! Eren, why aren't you crying? I already know I'm gonna watch this episode like 55 times. Part one! I love that transition! The rumbling! So oh my god that was like a beautiful beginning. If I'm overreacting now imagine what we're 40 minutes in. We're under the tree again? Which trees Mikasa's song about? Is it this one or the other one? Who the fuck are these kids? Oh they're dead. We'll be able to move somewhere nice. Maybe under the planet. That's where you're about to be headed. You can't be sad if he's dead. Bro, he gonna have money to give. Oh this is gonna be terrible. This is actually gonna be emotional. I'm not even gonna want to make a joke. These are just normal people about to be massacred by Eren. Oh my god that is so hard. Everything built up to this. Like I'm getting emotional just thinking about this man. Oh my god that's from the fucking trailer! That looks so sick! Now where are we? Now where are we? Wait is this now or? He had this all planned. He's like I'm gonna kill all of these people. The dreams, the children, the oh my god. He's like an Anakin Skywalker. I'm at a loss for words right now. This is insane. You might as well say them one last time before you murdered them all. Oh it's the same kid from the beginning. I'm trying to process all of this. This is the present day it can't be. You just told the founding titan aka the attack titan to run away? To bug off? To get away? Are you fucking mad? You know what Eren? You had a point. You had a point. You better be coming to this town first. This better be the first town. Why is he beating the shit out of this little kid? I will eventually kill this kid. Yo at least he's being honest. He's gonna murder this kid. Way worse than what they're doing. Now I know what happened when they all went on this place. You know they're looking at the cars and the clown with Levi and stuff. Oh my god. Eren was walking the street saying I'm gonna murder all of these people very soon. I love that. I love that they're going back to this. Oh fuck. Oh nah. Oh nah. That was the perfect transition. This is the god show. You transitioned from Eren crying. Apologizing to kid for what he's gonna do in the future to him. And now we transition to the future where the kid is watching Eren fulfilling the reason why he was crying. I loved that foreshadowing. I loved everything coming around full circle. Imagine Eren just stops. The fuck does that say? These are fan translations by the way. Because Crunchyroll doesn't know how to translate apparently. They didn't even release the episode yet. Imagine Eren stops the rumbling for the kid. I remember you. I want to see death. Is that evil of me to say? I've been waiting for the rumbling since the last episode last year. I need to see this fucking death happen. Mayhem. These guys actually running for his money? You better be running for the hills instead. They went all out for this. And that's how they die. Holy shit. The fucking music. Look at that eye. Holy shit man. You feel the pain in his voice? You see this scene? How good this is? This voice actor is always killing it. You feel like he's really sorry. Like he doesn't want to do this. You mirror in the eye reflection. Holy shit man. I'm gonna lose this. Okay, okay, okay. We're giving this guy an award. Whatever the next Crunchyroll awards are. Fuck y'all. You should have an award for the fan translations that put up the videos before you. Oh, that is fucking sick. Just stepping on all of the people like they're bugs. Oh my god. No, I like that. I was like, wait, what is that? It's the door. They just fucking ran right through it, man. You don't even have to see it. That's the beauty of the show. You don't even have to see the destruction. They just show a scene like this and you go put it together in your head. They make you imagine it, man. Oh, god. They're blocking the sun just destroying these cities. Aaron is making them atone for their sins. It's like they're not even holding back showing children as demonic as that sounds. I love that they're not holding back from that. That, it just shows you the dynamic between them and the fucking cities, man. Look at this. This is literally me going in a crunchy roll headquarters, me and all the Attack on Titan fans. Yo, it's like World of the Worlds. They're all running away from the giant aliens. Oh, now I know why it took this long. And that, like, I know why they want to stretch this shit out. Look at this. Who wants this to end? You hear this, OST? They're just trying to escape. They're all trying to pack themselves into trains. It's like these Titans have no brains. They're just killing. Finally. There's our boy. Look at his legs. What the fuck is that, man? He skipped leg day. I can't believe they're flashing back to that as he's murdering everybody, like it shows the impact of this anime and these characters, man. This is what started my love for this art anime, man. I love how I'm saying this, as I'm staring at a guy that just blew his brains out. But I think you know what I mean. Honestly, it's the silence in this scene. The piano keys in the background, with Eren's voice talking about ever since he was born, how he saw the world and everything. And now look what he's doing. He's lost it, man. Holy shit. The fucking keys while he's saying this. What a view, man. That's as beautiful as the ocean. Look at that. That symbolism that this is what he sees. Wait, what? What? Did he actually see that? Or was that like just him seeing things? I think he actually saw that. He had a moment where Eren is low key trying to communicate with him subconsciously. Look at Armin. I forgot what they just went through, man. Holy shit. I forgot this is Annie. I forgot Annie existed, man. Can y'all fuck between before the rumbling comes for y'all? Who would have thought? I did not believe we'd hear that word hitch again. I never thought I'd hear that name again. Please, fuck. Please. Please get together. You're both blonde. You belong together. I missed you! Oh no! No! Okay, one of them better not die and I better see them have a happy ending together. Annie got so cute. I used to want to punch her in the face. Armin is a man. Or when he's inside of him right now. That's what's talking. Oh shit. That's right. When he turned into the Colossal Titan for the first time, you had no control over it. And he's living with that. They're monsters in love. It's beast in the beast. This OSD is beautiful, man. God, they stood on their shit with this anime. I don't trust that seagull. Eat him. Eat this bitch. What the fuck? Was he communicating? Armin could talk to animals? How do you just transition to that? You motherfuckers. Armin is in pain right now. I think he's trying to communicate with them. Haji! I missed her, man! Her and her eyepatch! The only person with an eyepatch I actually trust. Okay? I have to remember where we are. And what happened. It feels like so long ago. Commander Magath. Oh my god, this is my dad. Oh shit. Liberio. Libero's a fucking footprint right now. Shit, he's losing it, man. I mean, who wouldn't? You're about to talk to Kai real soon. Oh. Oh shit, she likes you. They better have a good night tonight, man. I want them to have a great night. Armin deserves some pussy. Some female Titan pussy. I want them to get into full Titan mode too. That's what the ending's about. Under the tree. It's her message to Armin, trying to get him back. Beautiful. I have it. Levi! I want to see Levi versus Zeke. Even though I don't think that's gonna happen. But I want that to happen so bad again. How many flashbacks are we doing in this episode? We're gonna have every season Armin in this damn episode. I swear to god. Flucko. Oh yeah, he died too, I forgot. Oh yeah, died. My bad, died. I don't know, man. If you're gonna fuck up that half of the world, I just go for the whole thing. Wow, she's spilling the beans. Six nine over here. Damn. I thought she was all over Eren's Titan cock. I love, actually I hate how serious Hanji is. Like it breaks my heart. Everything she's been through. Like you remember how crazy and like all unloose she used to be? Like she's unloose. Loose she used to be, you know what I mean? But now she's like completely serious. Kind of like Captain Irwin. She's taken that Captain role. And now you see that like heart. Not really her heart, but like that hopeful side or that kindness and goofy side just ripped out of her. It's so sad to see. Like listen to her voice. Look at her, look at her just standing there like I'm not about to sin for him. Look it's um, what's his name? What is it? What's his name? Oza Mebito? I forgot what his name was. Oh Onion Capone. How the fuck did I remember that name? Don't even, don't even guess. There are not staying there. No way in, in Buda are they staying there? As a warrior, I don't mind pick or peek or poke. I'd poke and pick her. Look at her bro, she's so serious. I feel so bad. Oh no, Levi. Oh, they all look down on him. Two fingers is all I need. I bet you don't even need a finger. He can hold that with his tongue like Zoro style. Oh, Bert's hold. Hello job. You and Bukaki would have returned and met your parents, but they're all fucking dead. What are you talking about? What? Sometimes I want to fucking chop my friend's heads off. Oh, Gabby and Fakul are like his children. Roger that. Oh God. She's coming back. She's coming back, bro. You're going to see the female titans swimming in the water coming their way, bro. Look, yes, yes. Oh, that's the Haji we know. I love that. A little parter for just came out there. Oh, my heart. Oh, God, I missed her. Onion Capone. They showed up for five seconds, at least as a black character representation. I feel it. He's talking like Erwin, man. Oh, no, that's bad. That's bad. Why is she talking like him? Oh, this guy's definitely dying. What? I mean, I knew he was about to die. I didn't know he was going to die right now. Oh, when she put the fucking thing through his chest, I didn't catch that. It was so quick. But then you see the little line. That is brutal. Why are they? They're going to cry for him? Who the fuck cares about Flo? You son of a bitch. Don't fuck with me right now, bro. You know what that sound is. It can't be. Motha God! Motha God is right! Oh, shit. Oh, shit. This is going to be hard, bro. I want to see Zeke on top of Erwin throwing those rocks. Like in the trailer. That's how I know. Bro, I'd spread my cheek sound shit all over his face. Diarrhea, dump. He definitely sucked Erwin's dick. What a fucking moron. That would be me if I were a Titan. Armin, it's time now. Dude, all of them have to go full Titan mode to stop Erwin. That's going to be fucking insane, bro. When I see Ryan or Transform, I'm going to Transform. No! Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I don't want that to happen. No! She's the fucking commander! Oh, my God. No, I can't believe it. No, no, she's going to fucking die. No, I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. Not their last scene together. Please don't. This is so unnecessary. She wants to die looking cool. Oh, no. Oh, no. I haven't cried in a while, man. I haven't cried in a while. Why is this necessary? She just wants to die? Why is she doing this? She's getting an OST with words. She's dead. Why is she doing this? I can't believe what I'm watching right now. The music, Hanji's moment, literally said it's her moment. They animated this so well. I mean, is she doing this to just kill it? You with them? It's like you killed 10 of them. It doesn't matter at this point. She's killing the closest ones, but there's like a million of them. Oh, no. I can't imagine what this looks like in the model. Holy fuck, Mappa. God, man. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, man. No, no, no, no. Oh, shit. Are they watching us? She was asking before. Wait, is she dead? She's dead. You know what? This is the best episode. Oh, God, where's Sasha? Don't do it. Irwin. Oh, my God. Now she's happy. Even the fucking horse is in the afterlife. Is that the Sasha? Oh, my God. That's definitely Sasha. They don't show her because Irwin is the important one in this scene. Part two, you motherfucker, man, sinners. You just sinned by killing her. Thank God this is all in one day, man. But I do not want this to end. Now they're all depressed. I can't believe she's fucking dead. Why did she do that? Imagine he just drew the manga panel. That would have been the best shit ever. Man, fuck that nape. No nape. Irwin probably has 55 napes, okay? Don't even talk about nape. I don't know, man. I can't believe we're going to see Armin's colossal time again. I'm looking forward to that the most. Holy shit. Now Armin has to transfer into that commander role. Mentally, not just physically. He just mentioned Zeke. Oh, he's going to want to kill Zeke, isn't he? How? Two fingers? He's going to kill Zeke? Nah, Zeke is sitting on Eren right now from what I saw on the trailer. That beast piece of crap inside of his clothes. No, no. We're not going to see that again, that fight. We see that fight again. Man, fuck Samuel and Daz. He's just starting to talk about his mother now. They all realize they've all done bad shit. Let's just put it aside and work together. They're also grown up now. We're the same. He said, he said what Eren said. He just said what Eren said to him. None of them are doing good. They've all done bad. They've all made mistakes. Eren said the same thing. He wants us to stop him? I said that. There's a reason he just said that. I said that too. And Orton has been wondering about it. Is he allowing them to use their Titan power? He could cut them off. He's intentionally choosing. He wants them to defeat him. He was listening. He knows everything that's going on because he only picked them, everyone that was in the flying boat. He's trying to get a new one. Neutrality pact? You want Eren to sign a contract? I'm going to cry again, man. It's like they're speaking to God right now, yelling at him, hoping for an answer. Come back to us. Even Levi's chiming in. What a kid. Oh, shit. That was love. That was love right there. Is he going to be next to Ymir? Like in the trailer? Oh, shit. That's little Eren. They're all running towards him. It's parts of Eren trying to contact them. I feel like that's him. He's sending a message to them subconsciously while he's doing the rubbling. I love how they want to be on his side, how they just want to go back home together. They don't want revenge on him. Is that like holding Eren standing next to each other? What the fuck is going on? Look at this. Look at this. No. Tadakai. I've been waiting my life to hear that. My God. He was right. Liner was right. They don't know what to do at this point. Eren's telling them to kill him. Now what? Now I can't afford. I can't see another flashback anymore. A dead carrot. Oh, we're on the boat. Okay. I'm just getting nervous, guys. I'm sorry. All right. Back to reality. Back to the side characters. What the fuck? Oh, I hate you. I hate Annie now. She's on my shit list. She's back at the bottom for saying that. Chantaro, you didn't hear that? Annie's over here wearing Levi jeans while Levi's losing his fingers on the boat. Wait, what? Oh, God. It's going to happen. She's going to join the fight. Oh, no. Oh, no. Is he flying, girl? If I see this monkey flying, I swear to God. That looks so badass. God, we're in like the final 10 minutes. I feel like my skin's about to peel off from what's about to happen. I might melt on camera. YouTuber dies reacting to an attack on Titan. I think it's plausible. They're going to drop bombs. You might as well go up to the bottom and have a fucking pistol. The water guns. Are you sick? Are you crazy? You can't even nuke him. They won't even do anything. They'll eat it. But maybe Eren had a point. I don't know what they think they're doing. But they better stop. Because this ain't going to do shit but anger Eren anymore. Give him more of a reason to destroy, y'all. Go ahead. Do it. Oh my God. What's that flashback necessary? No. Oh, that's so sick. They're looking at it from down, from up above. Yo, if that head turns up, you better fucking run. You better run. Oh, shit. This is where it's going to get crazy. It's just like eight minutes left, man. Oh, no. This is where it's going to go downhill. They're going to eat these bombs. Let's see if it actually kills one. Oh, it's actually doing damage to them. It doesn't matter. I get it. Oh my God. Oh, shit, man. It's like they're dropping nukes. I love that sound. Look at the fire. Oh, I love that shot. He looks like the devil and he just keeps walking. Here we go, baby. Here we go. Here we go, monkey man. Oh, shit. He's on top of Eren throwing the rocks. That's so hard. Dude, if this wasn't a movie, thank God, he'd have put this in a movie theater. I just trumped everybody. He got people coming next door from the Marvel movies. He's like, well, let's get the fuck up. Here we go, man. Oh my God. That was so badass. Yo, yo. One shot. That is a wallpaper right there with the legs in the background. The fuck. Holy shit. That look, he's like attached to Eren. Oh my God, it's King Kong. It's like King Kong and Godzilla working together. Dude, I hope they get to see their parents again or at least see them die in front of them. Give them some more trauma, please. I need to see angry Reiner and Annie working together. I can't even imagine. Let them watch them be trampled. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, don't tell me this is their ship. Oh my God. No, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is where they're all going to jump out into flames. Look at this shine. I'm at a club. I am going to bust the fattest nut man imaginable. It's like King Knot. It's going to come out with a crown on its head. There it is. Look at him. He's albino. He's a fucking snowman now. This shit better not end. Almost time. Bro, we got like four minutes left. Oh, man. This is where it started to pick up the pace, bro. Look at this. He's like a skeleton dead. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. This is so hard, man. The music is like the witness. Oh, I need Reiner to do it, man. Come on, baby boy. Yes, let's go. See, they're fighting. Everybody's going to turn through a fucking titan now, man. Anya Capone's going to turn to the black titan now. Bro, I'm sweating right now. I'm going to have chills. I have chills. I have one more time before I bite my fucking hands. Look at this. Look at him. He looks like the devil. What do I got to speak Japanese? They're opening a ramen shop? I don't know what you're saying, but it sounds fucking serious. We got to wait again. And there we have it, the hour-long episode we've been waiting for. It's the first time I was able to tune into Attack on Titan live, and it was such a magical experience. Like, aside from all the crunchyroll bullshit, and I had to watch this on like an illegal website, and the audio dipped a bit during it, all that aside, what a beautiful episode, man. The amount of detail and work Mappa put into this. There was employees, bro. Holy shit. Zeke at the end, seeing him. He's dead. He's attached to Eren, but he's not in control. I feel like it's just complete mayhem, and Armin have to take in up that mantle. I'll be in the commander now after Hanji's death. Hanji dying, and I'm a little questionable about that. Like, I'm questioning, and I'm like, why? Like, what was the point of that? It was so unnecessary. But then again, she was probably clearing away, and she also had her own personal motive where she wanted to go out like that. I guess she just felt like her time was up, and she just wanted to go out with a bang. But still, I'm like, I don't know why she did that, man. I feel like they could have used her. Levi getting his revenge on Zeke, even though he's fucking destroyed inside. Absolutely phenomenal. The OST, that whole Hanji scene. I'm gonna re-wash that so many times, but they really outdid themselves with this episode, man. That was perfection. Every second of it had me on the edge, especially the beginning. Like, the first 10 minutes, the flashbacks, Armin crying, the voice acting performance, Armin barely talking this episode. It was just phenomenal. But what'd you guys think? Let me know down below. Honestly, I want to hear what the world has to say about this, because I'm just lost for words with this. I was so excited to see this, and it did not let me down. I just want more now. I just need the ending. And that next part better be the ending. And it better not be a movie, because I wouldn't be able to contain myself in a movie theater, okay? Like, the way I was containing myself this episode, this reaction. Imagine in a fucking movie theater? Nah, man. Nah, ain't gonna happen. But yeah, let me know what y'all thought. Now it's back to no attack on Titan. Bye.