 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake. How do you do? I'm wondering what was going on with that. I'm doing well, man Trying to put January in my rear view January is a pretty black month February is only cool because it's short and My birthday month, but it's like your worst month because all the birthdays and anniversaries Inversaries Valentine's they don't forget your mom something. Yes your dad something. Why not knuckle sandwich? How about the sports Jim in the sports? It was the football weekend championship Sunday There's only one more football game left this year. Well NFL they'll happen later this year this season this season It's a season is what you're looking for Jim and there's a bunch of highlight plays this wheel So we've got the graphic of doom Well good works that looks awesome We love it Jim. There's a lot of actually fun plays. What do you like? What do you hate? It was the first time all year that every football game played it was entertaining and good Wow Of the season of the size and I my least favorite would be the Brock Purdy Jennings one It's fun But there it would it would win out other weeks maybe Patrick Mahomes Travis Kelsie one I thought that was more it was cool, but it was more defeating for the Ravens. No, so you're going okay I see what you're going for there cuz yeah, I think I have those two plays pretty similar But I see what you're going with emotion wise there. I use off the face mask catch That's just fun. It's awesome. That's pool stuff. The line should be bragging about that play right bad throw It shouldn't be a touchdown shouldn't be a catch I gotta love that when you really dig into the context because it's a crazy play I'd like the stats that go with that like they get a touchdown in like what 50 yards out of that The problem is we had an all-time play But it almost hurts people because it's not an all-time play because it could have been an all-time play You know what I'm saying? I love a self catch breadfars first Completion was to himself fun fact And do something with that. I like this one cuz he has to run after it usually they throw it It's tipped kind of right back and there's like that moment. There's that moment of freeze This was Lamar being like oh, I can get that got that. Yeah, you're right If he does like a high step breaks that tackle and scores. It's all time I'll time highlight. Yeah, and maybe they win the game still cool play in my being lost because of that play Yeah, what was this almost a breakdown? You said you were in the arena for this So you want to talk about a little more? I was actually in the in this in the suit I was in the eye was the mascot for the spurs. It was kind of like a this documentary coming out that will reveal it What's the title again? John Boy Spurs mascot that guy stinks It's working just getting the SEO working title There's a bat in the arena and then the spurs mascot comes out dressed like Batman and the Batman theme music's playing And he's got a net and he's trying to catch the bat now. This is perfect. I don't think it's fake I just think bats happen so many times that they're prepared for this My question is how long would they let it go and is that not actually the mascot in there? Or is it a professional that catcher because there was some rhythm it took them three swipes to catch the bat I think it's both know how every year it comes out and it's like this mascot made 400,000 last year like I think this comes with the requirement of being the spurs Coyote Batman anyone that catches bat for a living would make a good in arena mascot Yes, because those people are like kind of full of energy definitely has long thinning hair Yeah, yeah Couple fun notes here a one of the guys goes out and daps up the bat right at the Batman coyote right after because he's like That's sick, bro. You just got a bat and then they interview another guy Well, it might get in here might not and he was just like I can touch it that bad Yeah, oh, you know, but man who didn't he's like yeah, man who had to get a bunch of shots like no way dude It's like when I was dominoes one time. I already just caught a mouse with his bare hand. I was like Jesus, dude That's gross. Yeah, and cool. How'd you do that? Just snagged it? Yeah, there's scurrying by the boxes All right, this will be the man put it in a box. He put it in a box. He released it Yeah, it was quick useless February's coming up. Can I tell you something? Tushy exclusive what's yours say go back to the sports Jake it's It's ball and play championship week you guys are talking about it warehouse games There could have been other sports, but we had two not sports We really like hit them with a gym really good not sports, but ball and play championship It starts tonight semi-finals passengers scream as Tesla detects ghosts in a graveyard this hits a lot of stuff for us. Yeah, both of our wives enjoyed ghosts and stuff I I do love when the ghost people like all the youtubers find a new way Oh, the youtubers you like sense ghosts and this is awesome like I'm surprised way I'm surprised this didn't happen the moment the Tesla became public This is just a bunch of people walking in the graveyard just alongside the Tesla. It's pretty cool They say you on had nothing to do with this. Okay. Yeah, that was like the first quote No one thought he did oh Elon put in the ghost doctor the Tesla footage not Elon put a ghost feature in there if this is true Everyone take your Tesla drive by a graveyard and let us know if you see ghosts walking to the graveyard DM Zach But it is fake speaking of not fake You tell me about the fish bandit 84 Zach you're gonna like this Utah teen facing some charges after allegedly taping fish to ATMs as you'll see here Tape fish to ATMs just right in the middle of the screen one piece of tape dead fish the people didn't like that They did like I would say that's a generalization. I think probably 50% of the people were like whoa They admit they're like there's not a lot of malice here like the kid was having fun doing a prank I if Banksy does this it's art and the fish sell for a million dollars, right a 17-year-old kid in Utah I mean just trying to have some fun having some good clean fun Where do we stand on this kid? I'm in different now. I need more info. I didn't like the middle finger 17 You were giving people the middle finger probably but is he aggressive kid or is he laughing? Is he damning society or is he making his buddies laugh? Can it be both? No, okay? Let us know if you're his friend, which brings us to Just pivoting right off of that yeah, yeah first timer. I think it's a first timer employee of the week goes to Noah No makes all of our clips on the social media The guts clips crack me up. 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