 Alright So excited can't wait to see what happens next. I hope we see no lightsabers in Darth Vader, and I hope the one says hello there Like only half the thoughts I did came through. What is that? I didn't hear any. Well, I saw a green circle for two of them. I think but yeah, I'm so sorry Baby, no fart noises. Is it like a particular style I can do that'll make it come through I Well, I think it thoughts are a good way to start this off considering the last episode we just watched Yeah, it's also how I feel right now It's fine. Just talk over me. It's okay. I'm enthusiastic. I'm sorry metal. He's crying now We're here for episode four of Kenobi. We did three already. That was pretty tough They know what they're doing there. I didn't love it ranks. I didn't so this is the halfway point or we just crossed it There's six, right? We got three more episodes. Yeah, I guess you could say we are currently at the halfway point We won't be we are bridging the halfway point currently Yeah, a lot of people I saw a lot of people liked episode three It was just the impression I got based on social media reactions. A lot of people really like when he put him in the fire Which is man like that's pretty that's that is pretty disappointing. That kind of upsets me a bit I love that. He just like uses the force to just like spread all this flat material on the ground because it's like I thought we could all appreciate how stupid this is and then he's just gonna literally rub Obi-Wan's face in it While he's on fire. That's just misunderstanding who he is And it's a little bit. Um, it's a little bit disappointing that so many people thought that that was a great thing that he would absolutely do Feels like one of those moments where it's like, oh, we don't like this for the same reason. I thought we did but like Maybe we didn't like this character for the same reason. Oh, yeah, definitely that people debate in whether or not it was in character a lot In even our audiences, but the general audiences are just loving it. Just like I was expecting someone to kill him Yeah, that's what I figured he would want to do I figured he would do what we saw him do in episode four, which is just kill him So I was at this wedding last night and someone brought it up to me specifically and it's like It's just like oh, it's great like they are great and it's like no, it's trash I was way too smashed to actually argue anything. I was like, yeah, it's fine I thought you were gonna say it was so trash that you did argue it like cuz normally you don't you'd be like, you know, I'm fucking Problem I gotta say this is probably gonna be the most painful of these shows. I think Boba Fett was funny and your inventory is water Yes, I grew up surrounded by water It was pretty funny Mendo was like disappointing in terms of like the potential of that as an idea that getting squandered But there's not that much to get super invested in whereas here. It's like, oh, these are characters. I like enraging Yeah, it is disappointing though because the more I think about it the more I realize that you really there is a story to tell In this period for Obi-Wan, but it's just not the kind of story That was probably ever gonna get made because you need marketing material and you need people swing in their light sable Light sabers Using the force and going to crazy planets instead of which is kind of funny because I'm sick of Tatooine But like this is probably the one series where he never should have left Yeah, yeah, man's a Lorian could have gone to literally now no reason to have a go to Tatooine. It didn't need to be there Boba Fett maybe could have maybe more sense to be on Tatooine a bit But like every episode This is what I mean I don't know why Boba Fett would have any oh, that's right because he lived with the Tuskens They get out of this episode one Tatooine fine, but from that get the fuck out of there Yeah He's associated with Java as well like I guess I guess dad but he would still be associated with the organization I imagine you already collect like information on a new bounty quest giver Let's say and get the fuck out of it But they use that because it was cheap as fuck could have just had it not be him trying to take over the territory Yeah, that was a weird choice They do this all the time every single fucking show has a weird choice for the narrative baby Yoda is kind of a weird choice I'm being completely honest Brought him back in Booker Boba Fett instead They reset bad dough in Booker Boba Fett to do bad dough season three which Yeah, that was so weird skeleton crew has been made by John Watts and it's probably got the best chads Big it'll have the best character stuff in there probably And to be fair if anyone out there thinks like oh wow you're just simping for I'd be like no no no He's got to get like a two and and he beats out the rest Very very low if they basically if they have one character They've done it one guy was like hello a character. We've seen that in face for the MCU as well, right? But no way home is the best one. It's like why it has characters That that's it. That's a plus. That's a plus Yeah, those in the plus call gets you over the line at this point, especially like especially in the Disney Star Wars Kind of world what a disappointing tenure. It's been god damn. Oh, yeah, it's been terrible Hello, unless well, you're in the general audience For those who are following this as a series we are very disappointed with the treatment of Kenobi and Vader already And layer. Yeah, which is again not even something you'd expect us to have said if you listen to this with no context You're like, what do you mean layer? He's like, yeah, I know I know and then as for the cavalcade of new characters It's like, I don't know great. I don't know what's to be said for any of them really I don't know what you would talk about with like Revva for instance. I don't know what she wants I don't know a clown and an idiot kind of like everyone. They're all yeah They're all very stupid to be fair She's probably the smartest character in the whole series in terms of she gets except for the girl who helped Kenobi Those two are probably the ones that get the most brains right now because their plans work not because they're actually smart Because they're great plans that have been well Yep, that's that's kind of where I was going with that like the plot boosts their intelligence just by a result because you know Revva should have been in jail by now or killed But she's not because reasons Which will be interesting because this episode will be catching up with her and Leia Don't know where that's gonna go. I'm assuming we're gonna get back to tank for Obi-Wan You'll be fine. We like you were burned by Tulasian flames. They don't really do much damage Yes, they burn at a lower temperature than regular fire What they lack in singeing you they make up for in pain causing Beta was looking there accident he fucking cut himself he accidentally used the cold fire the cold When he tips over the thing and all the rocks forever, I say like wait, what is that? It's like, yeah, what why was there just these flammable rocks and that was It's so lame because it's just like you knew the right. I was like, right How do we get him to do the thing to him that he did to him? Well, it's like there's just some rocks over there that are be flames. I don't know. That's good enough, isn't it? That seemed was really stupid the interesting part from what I've heard is that episode 3 did really well with the pubic Episode 4 has not what I've heard is that even Star Wars theory was unhappy with episode 4 What if it's good? I'm assuming we're dealing with the kind of bad. That's just like Vespa bad words It's oh, I see I see why everyone doesn't like this. It's all so bad, but yeah, you think you're gonna get another layer chasing I'm really excited. Oh, so yeah, that's a staple of that. Oh, we're gonna get our mandated action scene because Man like that is never not gonna be the way that these shows work, but first comment showcase Can you believe it they released fucking like three episodes within five days it was like hello calm down we can't get And so now yeah, we're gonna check out this one. I thought it was quite funny You got the the famous trailer moment where he says something like when the time comes he must be trained like you trained his father I like how they really really expanded that. Oh, yeah, they really went into it Not like the trailer alone was basically yeah, so it was for the trailer or maybe they're just generally incompetent Maybe that solves everything. They're all just like yeah, we don't have any ideas There's not a discussion to be had actually Kenobi is a good character. He must be fleshed out like you fleshed out Luke They're coming for everyone, okay, and they'll even come for them before they were born if they have to or after they die It's funny in book of Boba fat Boba stayed on Tatooine the entire time when there was no reason for him to do so But in Kenobi Obi-Wan leaves at the end of the first episode when there was every reason for him to stay on Tatooine Yeah, yeah, it's kind of wild and just cuz they had more money. Yeah, and you throw in Mando ends up on Tatooine all fucking time as well Maybe Adventures to man the law well, I wonder if and all will end up on Tatooine Tatooine was the shitty backwater world Luke couldn't wait to escape yet. It's now the cornerstone of the entire universe. Yeah Yeah, and because Luke had to get out of there and a new hope it just stuck forever It's stuck forever had the opposite effect of what the implications because it's like a big theme in a new hope When you're growing up and you go out there and you see the world Tatooine is the shitty starting point of the world We you grow out of it But no Tatooine is like one of those amazing places everywhere everyone wants to go to it all the things happen here But if it wants to rule Tatooine or at least part of it It's just a simple dirty place that you can just put Things and you don't have to worry about thinking of a new planet or thinking even Mandalorian in the first episode it had a Tatooine clone planet and Navarro is Tatooine-esque so that that vibe they really really just want to keep getting it keep getting it I love how when Obi-Wan is sleeping and having the flashbacks. He has flashbacks to scenes He wasn't even present in I noticed that on our rewatch when they when they were premiered while I was watching those I'm like, ah, we didn't bring that up when it feels like something we'd absolutely notice like it's weird that he's Remembering all this stuff when he when he wasn't there to remember these things I think we were just distracted by the potential because it was it was I'm sure that's what happened Yeah, it was like oh how much better this could all be and one because you have to catch that many mistakes Like in the moment that they happen when they're just piling up one after another and you're watching it You know for the first time live. It's it's really tough to keep them all, you know, keep it all straight Layer the being of pure kindness and respect in regards to the droids anyway So much chief thanks droids nine years from now calls chewier walking carpet. Well, somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way No reward is worth this guess her cousin was right. I Think if they had their way and it was properly represented they would the hit qualities are through the roof good She's like an 11 out of 10 good person Unfortunately because they really bad at writing her recklessness is like put many people's lives in danger several times But I guess she's still super insightful Like it can be a mark against it But I guess it wouldn't be if we're trying to be fitter like the child But then you just have to conclude like yeah She's just kind of an idiot even for a ten-year-old to be honest with you a ten-year-old's Ability to experience fear should have been enough to prevent her from screwing things up as many times as she has but uh That was turned off except for that one moment in episode three where she said It's almost like cheating how dare you access the correct scene in the middle of all this garbage There are a few of those like when Obi-Wan said that Have you ever been afraid of the dark how does it feel when you turn on the light? That was great, I like that That was ten seconds of something good in just a sea of awful misery, which is how it tends to work There's usually Unfortunately that scene does a little bit of damage to adding on why as if we needed more reasons why He shouldn't have let go of the force throwing all this time because he needs to be ready to use that in order to fulfill his You know job his mission of protecting Luke and everything But if that's what the force is like then man I it's weird that you would put yourself off from it I wonder if they're going to try and justify it if they are going to elaborate on Potentially suggesting that you know three episodes left the force Oh, I mean go do action scenes if they elaborate and they say he wants to be connected to the force But he's struggling or something, you know Something for us to latch on to you with just why he's disconnected Then I will consider the show much more highly than I already do well I will consider it to be a lot less bad than I currently do it's generous to me That's pretty significant. I think they're just gonna it's gonna be full speed ahead with the plot Yeah, I don't think we have time. It's so funny if Qui-Gon doesn't show up with how it's just like fully expected at this point What if it's like you're all poof? I hope he shows up by my bingo card I like how the Inquisitor orchestrated the kidnapping of Alderaan royalty the daughter of an esteemed and influential senator And she isn't immediately executed or imprisoned by any of the other inquisitors for this nope It's the foundation of the entire show. Yeah, that's what kicks this all off Yeah, this is the underlying plot thing that gets him to abandon Luke These are all kind of the same point and there's a reason why these are these the top comment because it's the show This is what everyone's talking about So it annoys me is that this inquisitor was able to figure out how to draw out Obi-Wan so quickly But did Darth Vader never think to do this he wants him dead more than anyone no one thought to do this She was the only one and it magically worked somehow and it's already too late now In the cats out of the bag so as we've gone over the organa family is screwed It doesn't make sense that Riva would think Kenobi would be drawn out by Leia just because he knew Bale He was a Jedi master So of course he knew some senators but he wouldn't risk everything for their random kid The only reason it makes sense is if Riva knows that Leia is Anakin's daughter There's no way she can know that but the audience does so the plot hole goes over people's heads So it's steelman this maximum either the information is tenuous and therefore it was an insane gambit And she should be punished or the information she's found really is damning and that's it for Bale Organa He's done, but they're not going to commit to either of those instead It's this weird middle middle ground where there was some information Because remember the ground inquisitors like and you did this without informing me Yeah, it's that weird It's it's a middle ground that can't logically exist because it sits between I have enough to enact it Confidently but not enough to tell everybody no and not enough to just brain flume Bale Yeah, just show up with the inquisitors and say yeah, I flash your badges or whatever you do or just show up in your silly hats And yeah, just that was such a fucking mistake being able to just pull info out of people's heads Alderaan is a member of the Empire Bale Organa is a senator in the Empire if he told the Empire about it They are obligated to go look for his daughter even though Diva Is a Riva hired bounty hunters to kidnap them the other inquisitors are very upset and considered a rogue action So technically speaking the Empire should be hunting these bounty hunters down to the ends of the earth They're already dead wipe them out and they didn't even know I'm guessing they wouldn't they would have assumed that this was an Empire job I don't even know. Well. Yeah, if if an inquisitor comes to you you assume Rightfully so that this is an Empire sanctioned thing They might not talk about it publicly But because if they did realize they were kidnapping a senator's daughter as a rogue mission by Given to them by us an inquisitor is trying to subvert the Empire's involvement in it too I don't know why they would have agreed, you know Yeah, you you only agree to get out of that room and then yeah go until every all the other inquisitors like you know Just to be clear like is this okay what we're doing because this sounds really sketch And we're very sketch people and this season. This is a setting off our alarms. All right. I can't resist. We're gonna have to read this Okay, so this is from the Star Wars Kenobi subreddit, which by the way They had a bit of a they were unhappy with episode four that subreddit But remember before that point they were quite happy Presumably anyway, so there's been complaints about episodes one two and three at this point and there's someone post on the subreddit to say You know enough is enough. It's time to put these complaints to rest. Yeah. Oh boy I'm so tired of people complaining about stupid shit spoilers. Oh, that's one two and three I know it regards us specifically. I'm very happy about that. So you got grand inquisitor Obviously, he's not dead. He's in rebels and pal on have two stomachs. It shouldn't even have to be said You could get stabbed in and die Unironically like how can you be surprised that people think someone's dead? Just with a light saber. Yeah, this is already parody to me this first sentence is hilarious. It's like Like that like oh they have two stomachs. It's like so they probably have those for a reason, right? I imagine if you get Trouble bro, if you were shot in my kidney and rags was like we don't need to take free to the hospital He's got two kidneys Like he's been shot. They have their main stomach and then the spare Even need to be said that the po an Like that nobody knows Most majority of people who watch Star Wars don't know who they are have two stomachs. It's like man I bet you that like you asked most people they'd be like, oh, yeah, he's dead, right? Like he asked most people who watch the show. I don't even know why I do I this It's like basically this logic for cows cows have four stomachs. So you could take a light wow Wow So they probably have those for a reason right like I imagine if you get yeah, yeah Trouble what it's almost like you you completely miss for you say exactly that all of that actually Oh, did he say that's our love right there. That's true love That's legitimately bizarre because I have been listening. I thought I He thought he did a tunnel. It's not a straight line. It's a secret tunnel close to ground level They can't just make it a straight line River went over They were going because they locked the planet. So the most logical choice was the spaceport. Yeah, but how'd she get there fast? No, there's so but you have to rewind. There's so much wrong with this, right? Tunnel it's not a straight line. It's a secret tunnel close to ground level. They can't just make it a straight line Yeah, they can I mean, yeah Well, the thing is in order to excavate that tunnel you dig in through like rocks anyway. Yeah So, you know, I imagine that you might need to turn it every now and then if you hit a much harder part But like if it should be pretty straight, right? Yeah, you'd want to make it as short as possible. So you have to excavate the less So yeah, yeah, it should probably be two straight lines You know to get to where like a a to b you'll get there in two straight lines. I imagine you don't need any more than that But the thing is I think is that um how is they have four stomachs? Yeah, that's like the thing I said it's like fine. I'll I'll give you know what it's fine. I'll give it to you It's not a straight. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. That's not really the problem We were highlighting Riva went over So Riva went she went outside and did her stupid fucking bat woman level choreography to bounce over the whole thing You telling me that happened and she managed to get to the correct one. It's like, all right So question, how did she know which is the correct one? She knew because they locked down the planet So the most logical choice was the spaceport. So you've just highlighted why it's the most Illogical place for them to have lay ago. That would be really stupid There's no point in going to a spaceport that's locked down Why would the pilot be there the pilot should be in some kind of you know black ops area where they launch ships Secret from from the planet. How does somebody get this arrogant with their defenses when they're this bad? Like this is the so far you've done the opposite of explain yourself twice I find it amusing because I think if I read these arguments and the person was in in the call ready to be like I'm fucking, you know nail this when you hear my opinion I'd be like, can we conclude though if you're wrong with your references that you can conclude these these are problems, right? You're not going to go it doesn't matter, right? Because you took the time to explain the problems. So so that they matter, right? They're worth defending Presumably because you're trying to defend the show from being bad or being portrayed as bad It's just that shit where they they use continuity to defend and as soon as they realize it's nonsense They're like actually it doesn't matter who cares. It's a star wars show. You're like, ah, you fuck you're cheating little fucker Vader obviously let obi-wan go Jesus christ if he wanted obi-wan dead then obi-wan would be dead He wants to fight obi-wan kanobi jedi master not ben kanobi stinky That right there is like such a like, oh, I agree. Yeah, he's basically stinky caved. Well, it could be true All right, like how you just made that up you totally fucking You just made that up and you I'm just imagining vader going up to kanobi going. Oh, I don't want to kill you You can't kill me yet vader. I still live in a cave I don't even have a mattress He wants him to get stronger so you can have the satisfaction of killing him fairly and the closure of knowing that He truly is stronger and let him suffer So I will be interested to know if this holds up when thinking about that scene. Now roll your minds back Win the stormtroopers unloading on kanobi as the loaded guy tried to say it's a bit That vader wouldn't have said hey guys stop if his goal was to allow kanobi to escape And if his goal was to allow kanobi to escape and get stronger why drag him through flames Yeah, I feel like that would make him a lot weaker I think you're right. Yeah, I mean dem like if you're swimming in a light saber at someone if he like does a bad block You can just kill him Vader is actually irrational and angry That's one of my big pet peeves and all kinds of media is when people are in fights with swords and like one hit kill potential weapons And they don't realize the gravity of the fact that they're Like inches away from killing each other constantly and then at the end they're just like oh, hey nice little No, you almost killed each other multiple times if you were off with your block by just a little bit You could have been killed and seriously injured that I kind of seen only works with characters Who don't particularly value their own lives or grasp their own mortality? the other thing I think that's interesting about this is that The rest of the series will likely conclude whether or not this is true because he's sad, right? He obviously wants obi one to live. He wants him to escape and it's like All right, I'll be listening to every last bit of vader dialogue going forward to see if you're correct because you seem to think that this is just completely obvious, but uh I'm starting to wonder because I don't believe for a second that vader actually wanted him to leave He was going to get him right up until the loader bot started to drag him away Bring him to me Does nobody remember the scene? Yeah, exactly if nobody came to save him what was vader gonna do just get rid of his light saber He's gonna have to do he'll trade him up himself He'll like no, I'll tell you he was gonna have to do the the really slow waddle run from the first episode where he's like pretending to Chase Kenobi Oh, I'm getting closer. Uh, we do like a Like in mask of sorrow He's just training him day after day to get good enough to have a fight with him that he'll win Like that's that's all vader wants as we press through. Yeah, the indignance in this um in this Thread is starting to get a little bit more annoying Of course, he didn't want him dead because he'd be dead if that were true This is like I see you know the guy who tried to stab ray in the back with his little knife So like of course, he didn't want to do that because it disappeared Yeah You're saying that he didn't it's it's like well, this is what happened. Therefore. It's good, right? It's like well. No, that's the floor that's being pointed out. Yeah, this is not a It would make it's not fulfilling his argument. Yeah. Yeah, but them seeing each other breaks cannon No, it don't I felt since show me where he said mustafar go ahead. Show me. So it's funny I don't think anybody cites the I felt since line is definitively mustafar It's more so people focus on the line where he says when I left you I was but now I am the master How could he be saying that when he dominated Kenobi the last time he for him again? It's it's the Han Solo Cthulhu thing. It's like I just don't believe that this they met The running theory is that they are going to have another fight and Kenobi is going to thrash him That must be what happens to make it fit with cannon and I find that so funny Like you think they're going to try and make this fit with cannon I don't think that there's any interest in continuity really don't get that impression They should have been more specific with their dialogue just to protect themselves from future butchering I haven't seen you since mustafar the lava planet where you chopped off my limbs and I bid No, all they would have to do for that is just have them meet on mustafar again And obi one chop off Vader's robot arm that wouldn't stop them Yeah, they would try and find a way to break it again Laser fence brah would you rather go around or shoot a button that literally makes it disappear? Sure, he could have gone around but why would he when it's more comfortable and easier to deactivate it? Why would you go through your back door when the front door is more comfortable? So Here's an apt analogy for this Let's say that I don't know you come back to your house and you realize you've locked your keys inside But you have keys at the back door to open up the back door and you're like nah, fuck it And you just kick in your front door. It's like this is easier. It's easier to get through. This is more comfortable You have an auction that is paid for you don't have to destroy anything and you choose to destroy something instead Your analogy isn't even like that fair to the situation in terms of like it's more so he could have just opened the door But he kicks it in. Yeah, it's like um, it's like it's like I have a Better analogy would be that if you went to the front door and it was locked But the window was just open for you like the window is right there You can just jump right through it you go to your front door and it's locked But you don't have any walls and you can just walk around Instead of walking around I could just literally take this gun that's right here And I could just put a bullet into the door that opens it up so that now he can walk through it And if you want a pragmatic reason it's like it takes more time to do what he's doing And then there's more alerting of the systems being damaged. I don't know like if someone was defending the show I'd be like don't defend that just leave that How do you know shooting it is just going to magically turn it off the correct defense for this is oh I didn't make much of a difference. Go on. It didn't really matter. Yeah, that's the correct defense Not it was better to destroy the panel and walk through instead of walking around You might even be able to say he dude. He just had this big fight. He hasn't been fighting like for reasons He's stressed out. Yeah, he probably should have walked around it But you know, he just thought fuck it like destroy it and lasers it, you know, it was a quick thing Yeah, it's not that you know, who cares and you should be like, yeah, okay fair enough, but instead you're like, no, it makes sense Shut up. Yeah, you're like bra. Well, it's not it's not even that it's like bra It makes sense to destroy it. Like how can you be so Like cock sure when you're so wrong fries that they're not arguing He only destroys it because he hates the empire Yeah, that would have been legitimately would have been better Like then it's easier this way. So yeah, these are the episode two Comments now. How the hell was Kenobi planning on training and protecting luke if he let his own skills go to complete shit? Yeah Think about it. Like, oh, well, he got locked off from the force like well That doesn't mean he should be shit with the lightsaber does it because if that was like involuntary That he's like taken away from the force, which like I said, I don't feel has been justified But whatever why the hell is he like flimpy with his little lightsaber? He's like if only I had done manual labor for a living I could have kept my strength up a little bit because all through episode one and two We were constantly asking like why isn't he using the force? Because we had no indication that he'd cut himself off from it in any way. We had no clue It doesn't seem like it's something that he was okay with, you know, because like luke activates it again in In TLJ. Meanwhile, Kenobi is like desperately trying to access it to save Leia Especially one. Yeah when he knows what mission he has to do and like after describing what it feels like It doesn't make any sense and you start to wonder is it because they needed to nerf him? Is that the reason? That's actually a good theory. His stupidity certainly takes care of that But it's weird that they would nerf him that way when they know that the force is something that people like to see Yeah, they could just have made him incompetent like they could have given him a hard challenge to beat. That's all Leia calls Obi-Wan a Jedi. Obi-Wan don't call me that it draws too much attention. Also, Obi-Wan refers to her as a princess Yeah, don't worry about it. It's fine. He also referred to her as Leia in front of stormtroopers This show feels like missing a long deceased friend Miraculously, he returns from the grave and you just overjoyed to hear his voice again However, as you see the differences in his mannerisms, you begin to suspect they may not be who you thought However, you've missed them so much that you just don't want to come to terms with the fact That there's a monster masquerading as your friend That's just franchise Yeah, that's all of them smart enough to psychoanalyze Obi-Wan and her older cousin dumb enough to say make me float In front of everybody too. She's just demanding him do it At such an incredible level of stupidity that you just sort of sit here like oh no, why? And then he did make her float Whoa Leia saying I don't trust you even though you broke into a place as being held a great risk to yourself Release me said you knew my father and don't you don't try to manhandle me At the same time she says we should totally trust this random stranger who just so happens to have a solution to our problem Which would be of incredible risk to himself. Why are you so suspicious Kenobi? Yeah, she's still smart though. He's a very smart Yeah, that's why she's a very smart girl of 10 years old She's gonna be a great warrior one day They do characterize her by the time we hit episode three as someone who maybe trusts a little too much or something You're like, oh, okay, but it's like but she didn't trust Kenobi And it's like why didn't she it's like well it created some some tension some drama a little bit of a chase Everyone's favorite moment. This is probably true at this point The Empire should immediately know Bailogana as a traitor. Yeah It's kind of over for him We said like the whole problem with getting Kenobi involved and this this is more so if he is recognized You could get away with it if he's secret throughout the entire thing That's going to be tough But he's recognized almost instantly because he's terrible at his job. Yep work for that Yeah, but I know that he's actually trying to stay hidden when they're like We've got to hire you because you're the one that knows the the stuff And it's like no, that's the reason you don't hire him That's the reason you keep him the fuck away from you This entire thing is stupid in a new hope layers message starts with general kenobi years ago You serve my father in the clone wars now He begs you to help him in his struggle against the empire That is not the thing you'd say to the dude you had an adventure with when you were a kid Unless at the end of this mass kenobi coblows her with a load of what weird forget stuff drug Which would be funny, I suppose I wouldn't put it past him. I really wouldn't nobody should disagree with this shit Her message is weird now that with this continuity added on It's so distant because of the fact that it implies that she's never met ben herself Or she's got a very thin relationship with him and it's like respectful I've seen people say like no, it's a diplomatic message. It's not like done as a friend It's done as an important business like thing and it's like It's a secret message meant for him like it would be more friendly than this The fact that it says general kenobi That definitely makes it feel more like a very strange referring to a past character It implies that bail told her that's his title because that's what bail knew him as in the clone wars And he didn't know him beyond that really. Yeah, that's why it sets an idea in people's heads and they are fucking with it Stop it put it down. Stop trying to squeeze these shows into every gap that you could find like this This brick wall don't need no mortar. I promise it's fine the way it was We went alone stuck so many things to it a city government employee before the planet gets locked down All signals in and out are blocked 20 minutes later obi-wan after the planet gets locked down I sent a message to your father So obi-wan was lying to lair or did the writers just forget the one line They put into explain why he couldn't be lying to the ship. He was tracking. You're in die. You know All signals in and out are blocked. I let your parents know you're safe We'll be back in the palace back to normal by nightfall That's a really great question because we didn't pick that up but both of those quotes are accurate That's what he says all signals are blocked, but he gets a message to bail question mark The signal jammers are as talented at their job as the writers of the show are at theirs Probably I would need to check the actual context. Maybe he meant like a message before this happened or something I just don't remember because we comment on it. He says I sent a message to your father that You're safe and then we were all like she's not safe. You're on the run right now Right. Yeah, okay. Yeah, so you must have sent it after he grabbed it though as the commenter pointed out I suppose you just have to head canon that he's lying to her Yeah, they're fucking up the plot line again big time The reason Obi-Wan went to tata wean was because vader would never go back there making it the perfect place to hide In other words, the whole reason Obi-Wan is on tata wean to begin with is because he knows vader slash Anakin is alive The people right in the stars don't know shit about it I have heard but apparently the idea is vader would never return to tata wean So as to not go anywhere near his like his roots and to quote-unquote bring Anakin out in any way shape or form To stay as vader might have brought Anakin out to put Obi-Wan in the flames Well, um, I guess the idea being that they really are like almost two different modes of operation But uh With that moment. Yeah, I mean it's it feels like you I don't know Maybe some some people do say that Anakin was gone as soon as he was dubbed vader by uh So it's a Darth Vader thing to want to burn him. I guess so Darth Vader thing going on there because it's funny because a lot of people are like, uh He's not the vader from the ot because he's literally not the vader from the ot. He's still nine years from that and it's like It's been 10 though. It's been 10 years. Let's put it this way I would expect now that he's a lot closer to who he was in the ot than who he was in the prequels dreams obviously Yeah, I don't know how Darth Vader in like the latter half, you know, I feel like he would have already kind of reached a place that we Know he's in or close to it. Anyway What if they make a vader show That shows actually this does make sense because he becomes Probably gonna happen. Oh, yeah, it seems like it makes sense Thor 11 thunderscreen writer jennifer kate in robinson has revealed that michael waldron Multiverse of madison loki is writing the script for an x-man project Oh Yeah Here's x-men. I wish I would get Hey, look, all right, whatever I was gonna say like it might be because because they make it like an x-men uh They're doing the reboot of the 90s animated show and it's like look, all right if we're gonna I guess pick your poison Which isn't maybe I want to be all poisoned. I want to be rewarded for being so shared all the time Well, I guess It's funny because the throne room fight I think that's the only thing I really complimented probably in my first video Um, but it's just because I saw it once and saw it quickly But uh, yeah that fucking scene for viewing so embarrassing Uh, I'll repeat viewings And I suppose it makes sense to show that one first because then it fuels My attitudes in this one Oh boy Is that who's the guy on the screen staring it it looks like a combination of metal and j Oh, you guys look so tired That's me right now. That's how I feel at the moment Most all walls I've strapped frigging in presumably both of you. Yeah. Oh, yeah Let us go Rags, I've never seen a drawing of you in which you look so fucking Oh, I look very old and weary This is what Star Wars does to you so the people think the grinding quiz is dead The writer joby harald says as you know, we would never break canon. So that's all I'll say canon is everything Hey, uh, obviously the idea there being like he's not dead We wouldn't we wouldn't break canon, but the irony of that like wait, but all you do is break You guys break you constantly. What do you mean? You just portrayed his not death in the most deathy way that you basically could It would have been so much fun if she chopped his head off and they were like we wouldn't break canon He's coming back Okay, why not? Yeah He has a familiar with that other character. We don't seem very much. He's uh sporting a different hat this time Oh, that's gonna be really useful on Tatooine. That's true And I I think this I can respect him more with this one. I can see the purpose behind it. This is practical Yeah, this has some use It's also a lightsaber proof that hat and it's perfect for pride month. I would say Is this an umbrella or a parasol? Well, that's a good question because I think the the way that it looks Matches more an umbrella. So maybe it is for the rain rather than the sun Um, but it might double up the sub protection on Tatooine. You'd have parasols not yeah, I uh, you know, maybe Maybe this is a this is a falsehood. Maybe this is shopped and they put a water one On a man who clearly would need the sun one. Yeah, they meant. Yeah. Yeah, that's the trickery Is they put an umbrella hat on someone who needs to have a parasol hat? Do you guys remember Inspector Gadget the movie? Inspect the one with Matthew Broderick. Yeah, this is his little flying hat machine Oh, that's Inspector Gadget. Yeah Oh no Gadget flight He's cool. I hope we see more of him My favorite character. You know what with that we can finally play the episode This is where he told us to come to Oh, yeah, remember how he was meant to just white and he just left Oh, by the way, yeah, that's the one I it was probably worth me clarifying in the other recordings When I said like he hasn't lied to you yet I was referring specifically the fact that he told you to get onto this ship And it would take you to this planet away from like the danger of the inquisitors and it did and he's like Not everybody tells the truth liar. This is like he did Literally do all remaining probes. I'll remove the three the three probes they sent out Yeah, they hadn't sent them yet when that's their only fucking purpose Especially Kenobi, which if you remember Darth Vader said Kenobi is all that matters now Something like that Not running an empire. I don't know the the empire man. That's really more of a kind of we gotta build more probes We only have the three in the empire You don't wonder how much we would put effort into that if we were making one of these shows Like getting the empire to actually look like it had some use and the people cared that it was in power Yeah in a good way What you made me You should have just shot Darth Vader honestly Are you the one i'm supposed to meet? I'll take you from here The corpse over there like I know when they edited it up that they made it look so stupid You should have just gotten rid of the corpse And just like yes, I am the one you should meet up to Why would she not get rid of the corpse? Fuck it, it doesn't matter Whatever is a corpse. This was here when I got here. I don't know who's it is He's a dangerous part of town. There's just corpses around the place. You gotta be careful They added the uh, one of their total corpses and um that little low level in the intro Are they just changing it all the time? Like uh, I mean I like the renders. They look nice It's a cool little intro. It's just a shame that what it's what's happened to the series Attract to it True, I don't like the intro. I hate it. Whoa wrong Have like all those burn bubbles of where your skin stuff. Oh, yeah, look at that arm Oh, there's like a little bit of soot on his face. Oh, yeah, a little bit of just throw him in the back to pool He'll be fine full heal. That's amazing how you guys got him out of there with Darth Vader 20 feet away in all those stories Yeah, he's like, how did you do that? They're like, you know Well because that was where the end of the set was so they couldn't go around it because Also the episode ended so they couldn't chase him after that. No, yeah, there's no way Wow, that's fucked. Oh schnizzle. We at like the rebel HQ Taking them to the rebels. Yeah, are those rebels or just a space port? I'd assume it's the rebels, right? Oh Like believe Probably will be a flashback. Yeah Oh, that would be so fucking funny. Give us the flashback. Do it. Oh look parallel Oh, whoa That's really clever. Look at his arm. Look at it's gone, but yours isn't that's your fault You look pretty good to all the things consider Yeah, I don't know how long he was in the fire. Oh, well, I mean it can't hurt, right? I guess it can hurt. Yeah Oh, what you've been talking about has happened even if he's not having a fun time. Yeah Why am I naked? Oh, yeah We're on jabeam You're saying I like jabeam We're on jabeam What are you dunking me in? Layers in the butthole He's a traitor. I am a What's the backflip into the room? The empire doesn't take kindly to jedi sympathize. He will come for me So they know it's that bad with jedi Leia Organa has connections to jedi like she's done And you still see leia is the person who was being rescued by the jedi So you can't blame a 10 year old surely Remember she plays she plays dumb as fuck in a new hope about all of this How could she do that when they already know that she talks to jedi? Yeah, oh, yeah, you're right First transport out of here too many people are looking for you. You put us all in danger. I need your help a smart person I'm sorry, but that's not my problem. Well, I wish that were true. How is he arguing that? I have no, I don't know who this is. I don't know Hello there, it's me mauler from the editing bay It would seem our intrepid cast here just missed what is honestly a very quiet line from the scene in question Well, I wish that were true She knows everything Let me play that one more time but boosted. Well, I wish that were true She knows everything So you see leia is indeed everyone's problem because she knows about this base the organization and all of its secrets She knows everything the fucking 10 year old was told the ins and outs of the highly illegal and dangerous guerrilla operations of the proto rebel alliance and her capture means that information is at risk If only they didn't share all their secrets with a 10 year old who was likely even younger when this bullshit began You see we all assume in the watch through that she wouldn't have much of any useful information because that would make the most sense But once again by talking over the episode we miss elements that make it so much fucking worse Okay, bye. I can't lose her You have no idea what the empire is capable of. Yeah, we do. Surely you do. They're a huge massive space army Wife splits the hairs and a wife once she got killed by the empire. We tried to hide it And the inquisitors found her anyway Why can't you just hide it though and never use it? So I know exactly what the empire can do The empire fucking slaughtered loads of children. This is not a surprise like that If you want my help You got it. Why? Why did you? I thought he was I thought he was upset saying the empire we can't feed him I didn't expect you to just flip like that. You don't need to make your episode 40. You can make it. You can make it long This is streaming. You don't need to make it You could have had everyone explain what she means to him and how much so he's got it They've got a map of the inquisitor base Okay That's helpful. No, they just said they didn't know how far down it goes. I think what is this? This is just like a picture We need to find a way inside. We're not soldiers. Those speeders are for hauling sewage. She's 10 years old That's not an excuse Ben That doesn't change any of the facts that she's 10. I'll go with him. I have officer clearance Is your cover still intact? We'll find out soon enough. No No, no It is impossible for your cover to be intact impossible No, it's no way It was a stretch when she first arrived back at the town with kanobi. It is impossible now It's gone. So we're just going to The space immediately. Well, uh, he's using the force He's got a practice because he's so bad at it. He's so Kanobi is really shit at the force now guys. I just want to know why Your body's not there anything that needs to heal Ben. The past is a hard thing to forget and you just need time That's all some things can't be forgotten. I'm glad you were able to share that nugget with him We you know the relationship these characters are built up is just so meaningful. This is what I mean They've been through such so much Was you don't train him like to make sure that he was ready to fight if he needed to Didn't I have that seen in like rebels when he like destroys Darth Maul like in an instant because he was so Prepared for like anything dude at the end of the season. He'll get a big boost. Why gone right? That's off to it. Yeah, right. Okay What do you think that she could tell you? They ripped it off the wall. They didn't just take a picture Maybe shouldn't have written all these names on the walls when you were there exactly Yeah, that's what I brought up in the episode. I was like, oh, shit. It's like a ledger of everyone who's moved through here He burned to death on the pooso The pooso Left him If you tell me where the path is you can go home to your family this Can all be over I mean You bumped into this woman next to a dad guy like come on. Oh, so aren't you evil? What would she know about any of this? Yeah, what would you expect her to know? She's 10. How much would they tell her? She knows everything Why don't you just use the force to extract knowledge from her? Oh damn it jay. That's right. You could just do that Well, the thing we were bitching about before we watched this episode and it's already a problem Yeah, but Leia Wait, show it. Show her try. Show her try and fail. She should try. Yeah, man. That's how you know what she's like Oh, well, I was about to say she might be able to resist it, but then I was like, but she's 10 though, like Did I don't have like ant traffic control on this thing? You can just show up here at the base Well, her clearance is still intact. Maybe someone checked and they're like, yeah, you're good. You can still come I'm so glad you survived. We found the squad that you were running. They were all dead. They were all shot in the back They're literally nothing for her to actually have to clear past you serious. This looks like something Hey, y'all's for identification. There you go, you fuck Finally see now, please You're done. Yeah, that's over. There I need squad was killed and you're missing. Yep Yeah, nice red. That's not good We've confirmed you have a face you can pass You look very nervous This isn't your sector. I can't let you through and you are I am the lead security on this level Then I'm your commanding officer and you will address me. That doesn't mean anything. You can't come through Perhaps I should just inform the grantingquisitor of your insolence. No, you have protocols That's not insolence. That's the point of having a rule. If that's a thing Then why did he even bother stopping her at all? This is so stupid I always thought my high ranking uniform would be like I'm in charge of you. Let me in Yeah, why bother with any of it? What was that? That was nothing. Why even have the scene? Why even have the scene just let her get to make us feel that she triumphantly managed to Silver tongue her way past it was like no the scene would be even more tense if uh, she accidentally referred to lair halfway through Oh, yeah, I really like the scene. Oh man, he's just gone for a big old swim with these fish We joked about that in the last episode. We joked about Obi-Wan's swim We did, yeah Man, could you imagine one of those fishes just decided to swim by like what are you talking about here, buddy? Like what's going on guys? Just imagine Obi-Wan swinging swing by like Send out the probes That's actually a good point rags. How's he busy because like it's not just about air You know like you didn't bring goggles He's a Jedi. He uses the force to reduce I don't like that little creature. I don't um, I'm not fond of it. Yeah Reminds me of the barnacles in harp life. I was about to say that too. Yeah He didn't shoot that's good. Oh He drowned him Yes, also no camera. He's just he just can't move when he's wet. Oh, yeah. Okay. She's trying. Oh, yeah, there we go You can't do shit all that would be impactful because it would fuck with canon too much. So Yeah, there you go. Yeah, she's strong willed. There you go. And you have no training Why why would she have that? What? This is the second time She can't see that. Yeah, why would what was it? What was it planned trying to do? What was the plan these destroy this little fucking droid think like a writer? Why would this have happened? I had a droid when I was younger too I was taken from me Like everything else parallels. Yeah, she's I had a droid too when I was younger No, I think that's gonna be relevant for something Why are you whispering weirdly? What up, I'm just like it'd be funnier for playing like music He's just hanging out. No, she shouldn't have been able to keep that droid and it shouldn't have attacked her like that, but No, what was it's planning to do bunker on the head? Like oh, he's a high rank. Uh-oh come with me If you're suspicious enough to do this to some whoa, was I here attacking him? I heard a sound of like a punch I did too, but like Right before I wanted to check it out. That's weird I don't like it with the closed doors in me. Okay Oh, wow right here like they like took me as a way this there was a bunch of people if he screams I think it's enough that they were making those noises you turn around. Yeah, what the fuck those two would not see him He was standing right there How is this happening? There's people right there And then the geartinic exit was like right, so I guess your idea is cool Is your idea cool? Oh, I love that Did you hear my voice come through the radio there? Okay, but why wouldn't she be speaking more? Yeah, why wouldn't she be saying Ben? Maybe they're hiding behind these things. I just turned it off. Maybe Oh, it's just like in a new home What was that? Nice So I'm so glad the plot allows him to have the force when he needs it It'd be funny if he's like, oh shit. I dropped my phone. Hold on He grabs it. Is everyone just gone from this room. It's just her now But he's just like chilling out just behind that And the one who was next to her so that's three now I don't feel that this is bad enough to turn off normies I'm waiting for the thing that turns off the people who were into this show up until now She's strong enough to cut the inquisitor from her mind this untrained 10 year old Yes, she's got to convince her the regular way Tell me where they are. I'll have to tell my father first. That's okay, right? He said we're all on the same side. Nice try princess. I hope you like pain I'll never tell you where they are. You will. You're 10. They're gonna start doing terrible things Oh, no, the yeah It's the Han Solo We don't have a child-sized torture table. We need Yeah, we're just gonna have Don't worry. No, don't worry. It'll still hurt like when you guys drag the screaming child up to the torture device Do you have a wonder about your jobs? Oh, they've got jedi frozen in your pants. I guess Man My first question. Can I free them? Really dead. He looks very sad. It's a tomb It's a tomb? Oh, he said it's a tomb, but it's probably dead You are gonna tell me what I want. I don't know. I don't think that he's had enough time to confirm that Yeah, I thought they were frozen. At least he just got there Maybe he knows what the goo is Who doesn't embrace the empire We're gonna hurt you badly. This is a fucking child, but okay. I'm not gonna kill me yet I'm just gonna hurt you. He's gonna see someone he recognizes I don't know who that is Maybe someone from the Clone Wars Maybe they're gonna redeem this lady. Good luck. Yeah Yeah, like she's doing that an evil person should do but like She's evil So that you know I um, thanks gonna be I can't believe these guys are just here Fuck off. Wait, what is this? What? You did this to yourself for the 10 year old? I was told it cannot wait. How did you do that so fast? You were just here because she must have called them to say that but like still that was fast as hell also Wow, this is risky. I was stationed on reputo when the hunt began ranking officer qualifications for discharge That man. Suspicious Unless of course Yeah, exactly Yeah, I mean it's about time pretty convenient that you just have this information for me right now. Oh, come on Well, they're baseball bats with disney, aren't they? Oh, okay, they really are baseball bats with disney Oh, yeah, there's no cameras in here. Oh, wow. All of that's just they don't need any keys that just comes off Yes You've just been totally compromised Just use force mine stuff force flume Yeah, it's really useful. You've been totally compromised. You ever got a tutor? Why why wouldn't revered right now be like wait? Why'd you you lord me? Oh, shit You're right. Yeah If you've concluded this woman is evil that you should be wondering about your prison Oh He's on the floor. I I love how like it's never acknowledged that when the doors are open There could just be someone looking right at it. Oh, yeah every single time Oh, how did you miss this? His face, uh, his face like that. Oh, all trees. He's so slow Oh, do they have to destroy it or else it'll send a signal instead of it doing that automatically Because this star wars and it's dumb take her to interrogation. Oh just do it here Yeah Yeah, there it is. It's him What how the fuck did that happen? Well, you know, well, so she should she's done Oh What No, man, this is why did you throw there was a third person in that room? Where did the third person go? They're almost to the end. Why are you just missing? Why is he good with this again, all of us? I'm so confused. Wait because he needs to be for the plot. Oh, wow Wow Oh god It's so bad The most incompetent organization in all You might want to run just saying No, that would look less intimidating Hide where Also So to be fair they're shooting to kill on both of these guys. Yeah, is that not is that the plan for the empire? Wait, sorry Too much stuff is happening too quickly. Was something cracking. Yeah Why did that start cracking? It's like in a blaster. Yeah, one blaster bolt has compromised the entire window No, wait Just run. It's no point in doing this dude. If the place is that fragile. Oh, you guys don't want to open that Don't open it. Yeah. Yeah, seal it He's really good at the force. Oh, yeah, he's a real good person now Imagine the pressure that's there. Oh, he's got the breather thing. So I guess he's going to let the water in It's gonna Yeah, Kenobi, you won't be able to outrun this by the way Oh, he can do it. Well deflected. Wow Oh So he's gone No, that didn't make any sense Oh, that didn't make any sense. Yeah, no, that's he broke all the other glass as well. That's Also, I guess these doors are rated. Oh, they're already dead. Oh Yeah, I guess they died. They can't show them suffocating. That would look too bad Also, those doors aren't um equipped to be Oh No way. He's a bearded trench coat wearing captain. Fuck off He's got full legs Look at that This is actually really This is really happening. Wow. Oh, thank fuck. Jesus christ Oh Jesus Wow I like how there are still stormtroopers like walking around. Yeah, they're like, wait, what's going on? That's Obi-Wan Kenobi, by the way, everybody. You can't stop this many shots Oh Wow They flew very close to those doors in the back. I feel like they Turn around. Yeah. Well, of course, none of them could shoot. Why why would they? Why are you shot? Greg go river. She's the only person that can survive the scene. So It's a bit of an awkward run. What's so funny? She's a force and she got to jump onto it How can you block those massive Wow, okay, sorry wait Also, you I thought we got another ray Ray Oh, you look bad What was this Yeah, fuck her up All right, your weakness No longer Are you following them? Yes, and fighters after there are loads of fighters. Don't do the station. That's a good point I put a tracker on the ship soon the location of the network and cannot be So that that's a lie, right? That's a lie. Oh, we didn't we didn't see it put it right All right. All right. All right. Oh, that's it. That's it. Yeah, you got it. That's it That's the reason she got the fucking droid. That's the reason His orders to her explicitly were Obi-Wan Kenobi is all that matters now Yeah, well, you wouldn't need to track her if you used all those ships you have to just fucking follow them They're right here Why even bother putting a tracker on her when you had her in the middle of a secure facility? I didn't have any more chips after them. Did you know that to escape? Did you want that happen? Was I assumed they won't even be checking here for the potential trackers as well? I just realized that's the new hope thing that Vader does. You're sure the hermene beacon is secure aboard their ship I'm taking an awful risk Vader This is better work But they've made it so that riva came up with that plan earlier than him now Are they implying that that's where he got the inspiration for that was riva? He's not I mean it's the exact same plan Jesus Christ except hers requires more casualties Idiot scene. Yeah, it was Wade Man, I'm really feeling the loss of Wade. Yeah. Yeah, wait Favorite. Oh, yeah poor Wade that guy I'm glad you think I knew what to say When I addressed oh man, wait We wait and I we've been through so much Wade and uh waiting us. Yeah, I think we're not we're not there Yeah, what what is the thing that made everybody mad because I can't see it. There's got to be something else I think it was Obi-Wan getting out of the trench coat with yeah, I think that was too much That's that's Vespa level. I could totally see people reacted to that Oh, look at how far we've come Remember she was pretty cold to him in episode two, but in episode four they have connected Someone died because of this high five How can you be showing this and then have her say like general Kenobi are a friend of my dad Fuck off You clearly just made this shit up. This didn't happen. It's all bullshit. They put a tracker on you or anything Oh, oh, here it comes. Here it comes. Here it comes. Dun dun dun dun dun I was thinking about evil lights Yes In order to make the tracker you have to swap him to evil robot Oh, dude I would have been surprised like the original probably had it so that they just showed the droid Then someone they was like no, we got to have a red light on it. How will they know it's evil? How will they know it's evil? Yeah, that was terrible. That was awful. Oh, yeah I can't believe how much they actually managed to accomplish in terms of stupid though Like well, this is the thing. Would you say this or three is worse? Damn like that trench coat thing Yeah, that's uh, that was funny as fuck. I'm very happy that that happened. It was really funny. Yeah It was it was hilarious. They had the balls to actually film that that is incredible I do is what I'm saying Like and it didn't there was no reason for it to be that dumb. I think in terms of which is worse I think three is worse for characters. This is worse for logic All they had to do is get like a stormtrooper with like a big equipment bag and have then One wearing the stormtroopers armor and laying in the bag But remember so easy It wasn't it they put like a box on top of bb8 to cover him up in in tlj That was still kind of stupid because it's just a moving box Which doesn't really make much sense, but you're right get some kind of container A bin even and put her in it and put that on wheels. Yeah exactly like like you belong there It looks like um, austin powers. Do you remember the one he's he's he's on top of mini me? Hello, you're right Yes, it's a good hat very good hat Yeah, that shit's fucking hilarious. I when would rever have had an opportunity to put the bug on The little drawing montage cut but laia also has the droid. So did she like grab it on the way out? How did she have it? I don't remember Think think about you have a In custody in prison everything and you would have had to beforehand put the tracker on the robot knowing that I was gonna say it's it's more so making it evil than putting anything on it So you have to make it that you turn the robot evil and turn it into the the tracker device And then you would have to do that under the assumption that someone would Yeah prison ability and be able to leave unless she just presented as a contingency But it really seemed like she wasn't like she didn't want them to escape. This is like a last ditch Yes, somehow she convinced vader. This was part of the plan which he should be able to pull right out of her Well, I mean he should be able to tell that that's not when it's like, dude, like did you what what do you mean? Yeah, but you planned you planned Why the hell would she have turned it into a tracker unless she did think they were gonna escape which she absolutely didn't She didn't want them to exactly. Yes. Yeah, that doesn't make any sense at all You can just force extract that information from the light. No. Oh, yeah. Well. Yeah, you can do that. Can't you? There's no reason to so rev is done. It's over like she's she's finished again She can't be killed because she's not she's got purpose in this season She's still got a couple more episodes left before she's probably gonna get killed I imagine she's not surviving this series, but she'll make it to the end really think they're gonna try and redeem her still Yeah, uh, oh you do. Yeah, because I think that is one of the uh, the younglings that we saw in that opening Sequence, um, so there's got there's more story there that we know I think it's the same thing we've said since like episode whatever that she's gonna There's that leak where she'll she'll be the one to spare Luke. Yeah Yeah, and and also we had that uh that conversation. She was having with lair Um, like it felt like there was an implication of oh, well, there's there's more there's more story here That we still need to tell they've only got two episodes to tell it But it's terribly done. But when she's about to start up the torture It looks like the actress puts on a face for a moment of like I really don't want to do this I think yeah child. Oh no That's what I'm saying It's just like you're not doing good enough because she should just not do it at all Well, because she already committed to a course of action. That's reprehensible. Yeah, it's gonna be really hot And also she's she's killed lots of people. She's done a lot of bad things It's gonna be really hard to give her the redempt It's probably not going to be like a full redemption. I think it's going to be one of those like Oh, well, you know, like it's a good decision. Yeah, I think that's what which I mean, that's the best you can do Remember though. Yeah, that's the impression I get we're told like someone because there'll be comparisons to vader everyone will do that They'll be like, what's your redeem? They'd be like, okay, so she's doing so much that vader has done as well I think I've talked about this in one of the other parts But um really gonna depend on how she ended up here He ended up where he was because he got seduced by power and he wanted to save the life of his loved one And it all drew him into like this, you know Complete understanding and of the jedi trying to take over the world There's a lot of little things manipulations lies and then a desire for power that is broken by his love for his family Comes through on that moment But we've always said he would be tried for war crimes if he was to have made it back to end Or um Meanwhile, rever like you're gonna have to tell me why she became an inquisitor Why she is so stalwart in whatever systems they have provided She seems so on board with fucking killing people. No was konobi specifically as well, right? Yeah, and we're not gonna have the time Like dovetagot six movies She's gonna have two episodes at most to tell us what because remember her being like I used to have a droid was like, okay Maybe uh, maybe episode five will be like the rever episode the one that gives us all the information Well, I don't know if they got time though. Like I was gonna say konobi needs time too Well because episode five will probably end with the rebel base getting like attacked So then it'll be maybe it's just we don't have a lot of time And it feels like we've wasted a lot of time And also just not made use of time that we have because this is a streaming show You didn't need to make the episode like 30 minutes Oh, there's so much padding for a 30 minute episode to the amount of time it takes to just in hallways walking around Yeah, you know, why do they have a jedi tomb down there? It's just for fucking lol's I'm gonna put those in You'd think they would erase them right so I can look at the corpses You'd think they want them to be removed. They want their culture to be literally zapped off the fucking universe's history Why would they keep the bodies on display? It's fucking weird and there's no one around to see it. Yeah You can't very empty station. They have there. Yeah, that didn't really go anywhere the whole they have The maybe It could just be this like look how evil they are Because then they had the child at the end which was like I'm surprised they went that edgy right like because they just to show a child's corpse frozen in amber, right? It's it's more edgy than they Why would names can't you caught up as well? It really surprises me that the one thing they censored was the guy being hanged Yeah, but I guess that's easier to censor in retrospect. Also to be fair One could argue that these are just suspended animation. They're not dead or something. Who knows Assuming they're dead is I don't get it. I think some reason my brain went to No, I think it's reasonable that they could be dead, but you're right But could everybody should have clarified that I should be like is this like what is the state of them right now It may be imagine one button press release them like carbonite. Yeah. Yeah Well, there was that one Mandalorian episode where the they had like some experiment going on. What was that about where they had? Oh, yeah, it's it's like a it's a bait for the first order and snook and stuff I think because they were grabbing Jedi DNA. That could be what this is Yeah It is one of the younglings in the uh, the opening Why they let him keep that goofy ass helmet on I was gonna say that's the helmet the younglings wear. It's so funny I'm guessing that there may be like some sort of story that there's still more story there with This character specifically and probably connection to rever that would be that's that would be my guess It's just we got a lot of threads that are still sort of there that haven't been resolved yet So there's still but it feels like there's a lot more that they need to figure out Then the the time that they actually have to do it We always talk about how pathetic it is how stupid and worthless they make the empire But Jesus Christ this episode was just a new fresh hell Of how can you ever be afraid of the empire anymore? You're never afraid of them because they're just the biggest idiots who are totally incompetent at everything Well, they've got people saying now that that is consistently the empire. They are dumb They're not they're not look how many Jedi they captured that means they're good at it. No That was needed for plot reasons. So that doesn't count. No, we're just talking about how they didn't need that for plot reasons to show all of the amber and Like there's gonna be a reason they're gonna say in Mandalorian season three finale that a snoke is being made as a result of all the amber Jedi How you even got here without being shot down kilometers and kilometers back is Astounding there should be this is the h2 Rockets, yeah, yeah, you shouldn't be able to get within orbit of this planet without a million sensors going off This is ridiculous. So they just fly in like can you guys do me a favor and because like I don't remember hearing basically any of the dialogue when they were planning on taking out the inquisitive base And i'm curious if there's any nuggets in there. It's fader that we don't think so Our intel shows. He's still in the ship. It's lucky. He's close. Yeah, your intel you have intel that can tell you Were Darth Vader is notorious. It's impenetrable, Wade. How far down do you think it goes? That's what you have no idea. It's impenetrable. They said it's impenetrable I don't see any shields. That's because no one would be stupid enough. That's because this isn't the No shields because people would be too It would be stupid to even try and attack. So they don't have shields because nobody would be willing to attack it What that's not how this works. That's not how military targets work No one would be stupid enough to attack her army. We won't have defenses. That's not a self-fulfilling prophecy We have so many soldiers, but we don't need any guns because nobody would attack somebody Oh, that's so painful By the way, the two pilots uh, when he says like, oh, yeah flying with you your ship to come and pick us up They say that they're like not soldiers and they don't know how to find this like man You're good at it like Weren't expected to come then by the sounds of it Yeah, it's just a miracle that they decided to come and arrive at the last Okay, so it is what I thought then. Yeah This is insanely stupid. None of this makes sense. There's no shields because no one would be dumb enough to attack Well, what if someone tried to attack? If they don't have shields people will attack it When someone's coming attack, they were incredibly effective Like what if someone just like bombed it and then left well, so apparently they don't even have any air force floating around No, because nobody would be dumb enough to attack would they Mel? Yeah, it's really simple if we have an extremely valuable military target and it has no shields No anti air cannons. No orbital defenses. No radar. No one will attack it They'd be so intimidated Was a single blaster bolt That's that that was actually someone. Yeah, I wanted to talk about that So like, you know in a lot of movies when they're in like spacecraft and there's a gun a lot of characters I'll just be like we can't don't fucking shoot because if it hits the hull like, you know that sort of attitude That's not present at all here. Even though it's one blaster bolt to bring down the fucking station. Yeah, plus Like surely it's this high security station Surely you shouldn't be able to fuck it up with one one shot and there should be blast shields That should come down the second that uh There's integrity loss. Yeah, like a spaceship once the whole bench is detected the next doors. They just they shut automatically There's there's nothing that can stop that they have to shut like it's a it's a mechanical necessity of their design Exactly. They have to shut off Well, how absurd as well that like he manages to break it open in such a way that it Paws in from all the pressure outside and then it like shows them get hit by it shows it slam the wall And then it cuts to him beginning to run away. It's like no, you're done. You're already done Got his force powers and uh sword skills. They're all back up to top notch. Just like that I mean, I mean, yeah very meaningful 10 minutes before he went to the facility. He couldn't move a little Plastic nut across the table That's the problem free you can think of a high pressure situation when veta was grabbing you Yeah, I oh, I thought you meant like the ocean pressure the water pressure when he said it's just saving land That's what he cares about. You know, he doesn't care about saving his own life He cares about saving the child who was annoying Wrong because he's supposed to care about luke. Yeah, but no no no his own life doesn't matter And he doesn't have like he doesn't have object permanence. He's forgotten about luke It's just it's it's incompetence at every every room no cameras worthless troopers No one checks anything no one looks at anything. Let me in because I'm insistent. Oh, yeah And then nobody hears anything that happens with her beating up the captain That was pretty incredible I'm just imagining the person you made that reddit post defending all the things that happened in the previous episode like Fuck, please stop. No, please stop. Why you're not doing me any favors here Because like dude, how fucking like validating would it feel if you do an argument with that guy the last week And then this week you see the fucking trench coat scene and you're like I told you it's dumb That's as red as a dove we can see Dolvet is quite upset that our obi-wan escaped. He's pretty unhappy with that. Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right Yeah, so he doesn't want him to just run the fuck it. Yeah, he was wrong. You're right. He was wrong That's hilarious actually. What did you say when uh, obviously he let obi-wan go jesus christ man Weird because in this scene he was fucking pissed as hell the obi-wan left. How about that? So weird imagine how much more angry he would be if he saw like security cam footage of a full-legged trench coat waddling away This is how they escaped is it? No, he wouldn't see that because there are no cameras in this No, there are no cameras in this high security facility, but imagine in a world where there were cameras in this high security facility It's a little bit odd Actually that they're marked a lot ahead and christiansons back So we're going very little of like that part of the performance It doesn't matter we can go market it like that and ooh, isn't that exciting? It's just i'm wondering what that i'm kind of reading into it It's like so what does that mean? I mean, we're probably gonna get like a big talking like they're probably gonna have a Long conversation. Wow, not a long conversation relatively long Maybe a couple minutes like actually face to face. I could see that happening. I guess i'm just i'm at this point Like i'm not i mean i'm not investing this story. I'm just trying to think about like what they're gonna do and how The best place to bring Hayden christianson back is unironically post St is a ghost. Yeah Well, no it was that or clone was I guess it's just you need to de-age a bit And you know, they look pretty good like both the guys the guys we need So i'm sure that it wouldn't be too much pressure to get them to just look Obi-Wan can almost get away with it with just I think basic makeup I don't even think you'd need to be oh, yeah, he's I mean the beard takes care of half of it Anyway, plus in revenge of the safety was almost certainly playing younger. Oh, sorry older than he was right. Yeah, I think so Yeah, maybe a little well You'd have to be right because he kind of ages super fast in 19 years otherwise I would say I think this one takes the cake for me as the most parody-like scene that we've come across There's a lot of them but like that one. Uh, yeah, it's like it's a meme You feel like it's something that a shit family guy cut away would make a joke about that's how He's like, hey you and the four legged man get over there Yeah, yeah, like it's not even a clever joke at this point because it's so laughable as a concept, you know And like all the folks you can make about it. They did it. It's they literally did it. You've got eyes everywhere Oh It actually may have been less conspicuous to have her just walking next to them. Yeah. Yeah, probably Almost certainly actually because I mean how many of these people even know what she looks like Metal gear solid thing where it is just like you've got the box on like on top of your head. You're just walking next Unbelievable. Plus, you know that she's broken out the sirens are going on you think that no one enters the leaves How can you even get outside? The siren is coming or going like Garfield. I wonder who that's for a moment of like Oh, there's a guy with four legs walking past me. I wonder what that siren was about I thought you meant it was for the audience because it's the siren noise Mmm I remember the siren is clearly not treated like it's an actual siren. No one seems to be really in It was a little just wondering Yeah, everyone's just sort of around going like extras wandering around in the back of a scene like at a carnival or a fair They were just kind of wandering How incredible by the way, like how did how did those those ships get in? It's like, well, we don't have shields Why well because no one would attack Well Why didn't we shoot them down with our many many many many cannons? Well, so we don't have cannons. Yeah, because why would anyone attack this place? Yeah I don't know what about the orbital defenses that the fleet up above If it's completely undefended, why would no one why has it got that reputation? No one would attack it That's why I didn't have any defenses. Which is why no one would attack. There's a shit ton of stormtroopers in it though Yeah, well, so it almost seems like right for orbital bombardment Just like sending a gunship or like the the smallest gunship that could take it out It's just a bunch of just a bunch of infantry sitting there on with on an unshielded Oh, all right. Let's just hit it from space. It would be stupid enough to attack It's completely stationary Episode four everyone the best so far easily I mean, it was the funniest It was absolutely What we're in for for five and six Oh, I think we're in for pain. I think the next couple episodes are going to be like really painful suffering. Yep. Thanks for watching everybody. Goodbye Would you bring me