 So, this is a cartoon. Anyway, cartoonist clings to life after an impossible attempt to exaggerate Trump. Every morning I leave my house to go do a cartoon on Trump and I say bye to my children and my wife in case I don't survive the day. And this is an example of that. Fox. Oh, I guess I can read it this way. Elimination of all known consequences is helping economy. Smogmask factories add two million jobs. That's an EPA joke, guys. But live it, I said close the ethnics panel. Trump now hiring audiences to applaud his CIA briefings. I don't know if you've heard, but he's been hiring audiences for just about everything now. Official portrait of Trump writing speeches unveiled, as you can say, that's the famous painting. Regulations on dumping coal waste into press pool is lifted. That would be a Pruitt thing. He hits the press. Trump forces Journey to rehire a U.S. singer vows to bring back all 1970s rock band Americans. They have a Korean singer right now, I believe. Infrastructure plan. Bar lowering project create 3,000 jobs. So lowering the bar can actually help us. Executive order just can't stop. Cops find 562 executive orders in filthy homes some long dead. Trump six weeks of paid administration leave gets gals out of the office. Trump a huge win for broads and us. That's a sexist joke. Thank you, women. Pre-bunking now offered to eligible frequent debunkers. That's an airline joke. KTVU, BART security microwaves are fake. This is a Kellyanne joke. CNN, did U.S. Constitution plagiarize the Exxon mobile? That's because they've been, of course, doing everything they say. That's a joke. LinkedIn killer ignored as Facebook killer gets blanket TV coverage. Lycos killer system is rigged. A lot of anger among the killers. Trump Clinton dream of being the other at exact same moment. Trump suddenly reverses all policy. Trump now says Russia is bad, NATO good, puts on pants suit. Hillary grabs woman at bar. I just like Hillary with that hair. It's just kind of cute. Lady Gaga secretly helped illegals enter during Super Bowl, flung two illegals into U.S. purse song. I don't know if you saw the reply, but it's pretty obvious when you. Pruitt, climate change caused by grizzly bite. Ozone whole matches a bear bite. And you can't deny it when you really look at it. MSNBC, Trump drops GOP health care plan on ISIS destroys it. Tax cut for richest ISIS devastating. Trump care would cover all Trump inauguration. All 42 attendees are covered. CNN, incidental music pulls out of Trump inauguration. CNN crickets reviewing options. Trump P rumor has KKK rethinking sheets. Bleached snuggies being considered. White House now offering executive pre-orders. New Meals on Missiles run by military department. Missiles rerouted to the needy. You can see that woman just waiting for her roast beef right there. Abortion ban signed from mother of all bombs. We need its kids. Nunez leaked intel says Trump is great. Warned president that he's great. Dead Trump care bill revived by own Obamacare coverage, which nobody knew that it was covered by Obamacare, praises ACA still vows to kill it. That's kind of an abstract joke. Trump damning proof of Obama surveillance, Fox photo grainy yet compelling slim black man listening to Trump call. Pepsi hedges pro-racism Pepsi still available. That was a race joke. NASA four out of seven newly discovered earth-like planets defend Trump. Third one, I like that he hates the darker planets. Alex Jones, EPA hired an actor to play pollution since 1973. Trump prayer circle bigger than Obama's. God confirms from aerial count. United Airlines now offers pre-dragging. I use a lot of pre-something jokes. Tree tearfully thanks Pruitt for recycling Exxon press release, selfless act saved trees only sun. Sessions danced around questions and hindsight clues were present. That's a Russian joke. Is deep state behind Ed Sheeran's rise? Dark internet, we wouldn't do that. If you're familiar with Ed Sheeran, he kind of sucks. Alt-right mimes won't let my voice not be heard. Are some silences bad? Ben Carson, slave ships jumped US border wall, fence unable to stop larger ships. Thank God for Carson. Trump's taxes undercover to infiltrate terror group. Exposure could kill them. So that's where Trump's taxes are, by the way. That's a nicest fan or something. CNN Tillerson tweets aggressively cryptic message to North Korea. I am, I said, to no one there, and no one heard at all, not even the chair. Frightened McConnell wearing barty armor under turtle suit shell. I'm sorry. Town hall crowded, crowd lures him with lettuce. Ugly Lucy statue says fearless girl paid by Dems. Lucy, she's a shill. I just like statue wars. I don't know why. GOP alternative facts will only be used if actual facts are ill. Fact understudies must always be ready. Little theater joke. And I think this is it. Update, Trump nominees unvetted, Russian hookers unwetted. US enters post-vetting wedding era. Thank you.