 Welcome to this stream, which is not a Pathfinder game We are Thinking about recording some of our Pathfinder games on the current campaign that we are running We just kind of started doing one casually this year. We're having a lot of fun with it and We thought it might be cool to record a session and just see if if it's You know if it still feels as fun to play and if it's something I can kind of edit together and put up on the channel Then we thought it'd be fun just kind of share with you guys But to start with we wanted to do a little like Introduction I guess where we sort of describe what's happened so far because we've already done like six sessions. Maybe I'm not sure how I know I missed one So this is our previously on segments Where we're just going to kind of go over the beginning go over people's characters start at the beginning of the story and talk about what's happened So do we do our backstories? probably Just do like a we'll do like a general character intro just sort of like Yeah, or what your class and race are what your general like abilities are and and like personality essentially And then we can just kind of tell the story as we go Our players are going to be telling the story for the most part just because I don't want to accidentally like say something that they don't know yet Because I got a lot of stuff that I keep track of all the time And then if we do end up recording them this will go up in the same playlist as sort of like an introduction to the series Yeah, okay sound good. Yeah, let's go. Did Ricky respond to my tacos? Almost definitely not This will go for about about an hour probably because we have Some other stuff we got to do after this so we should probably do this chronologically We could do it like each main major story piece We could each do a character thing and then well to start with let's introduce characters Yeah, we started off in our first session with a big Coliseum battle between our first four characters, which were these four here Jeffrey and then I'm joining in a little bit later So starting down with Matt where oh wait one other thing this has nothing to do with altered egos I've seen a few questions about it altered egos was the other pathfinder stream. We tried doing a few years ago That's Ian's thing I think everybody who was involved in it is still interested in playing it if it became an option again But it's his thing to run so you have to talk about it But this is unrelated. This is a completely different thing. This is Kyle's thing So that might still come back eventually that it has nothing to do with this who is barred completely disconnected Who is Slade? We are this game is playing it's Pathfinder. It's not Dungeons and Dragons. It is a separate The game system that's basically Dungeons and Dragons, but with way more details All right So Matt, who are you? My character is crow boy. Oh here, uh spelled c-r-e-a-u-x Do you have the pictures? I think Boy Crow boy And he is a I thought you said you weren't going to touch anything I lied Oh, he's going to flash a picture of crowbie. Yeah Oh my god I'm going to see you know No, this shouldn't if it's already on oh, it's not already on there. Now I'm gone. All right. So I'm crow boy. I am a Whatever the bird race is. Oh good. You did do it, right? Gosh, what are they called? Tengu. I'm a Tengu He's a very metropolitan bird He's a musician as you can see Uh, he plays the herdy-girdie his favorite instrument hook up a youtube video in another tab because the herdy-girdie is like The most metal instrument of the middle ages and uh He likes as you can see he likes accessories much like any bird He picks up the shiny things that he finds and places them in his feathers A bit full of himself because he knows he's hot a bit You know, he doesn't have much interested in fighting but despite that he's still the best fighter there is Yeah, that's about it That was okay my turn My character's name is uh death occoles or death occles depending on your I guess your accent He is a gargoyle psychic And of like an aquarium race. So he looks catholui He uh He's a bit of a space cadet kind of he's kind of the quiet Type he's from like an ancient time space kitchen. So he doesn't really get a lot of uh the the modern World but he's you know piecing it together a little bit. Um pretty pretty smart dude Those wings are just aesthetic unfortunately, but they look dope Are you telling me your concrete wings? Yeah, my concrete wings aren't very good keeping you here. What are you making stone? I guess I made yeah, I made out of stone Like a pretty black Are you made out of stone if I just looked like stone? I am it's obsidian No, it's not it's been a bit vague. I guess yeah, there's not really stone But you can freeze like stone and you have like damage resistance. I was I was not that's catholui. You can't fool me He's a gargoyle catholui. I think Correct me if I'm wrong Kyle, but I'm pretty sure initially I was not a stone creature Right. I was made into stone at some point So now I am a stone creature pretty much. Yeah Oh, so he got he has the stone skin disease We should show because they're asking who did those pictures. Kyle drew all How did all that half an hour how did we also show up to the first game? We presented us with like packet like character sheets that were like On special paper like old parchment paper. He yelledy paper Said my fire a little bit. Yeah was super duper late. He's an insane person. He can do nothing half halfway Oh They're great My character's name is fifi bumble socks. She is a fairy And she is a gun slinger. She's a gun slinging fairy I don't remember the details you guys went. Did you give backstory? Hold me a little bit just like who you are. Oh, okay. Yeah. What's your motivation? Um Her family is dead and then she's just trying to figure out why and she ended she accidentally ended up in Uh A different plane. She's from The fey plain fey world type thing Her gun is magic. It has it is magic powered, but it shoots normal bullets Uh, so the magic replaces the gunpowder Yes Yeah, magic magic explosion instead of gunpowder explosion. It's that really great word that we get to throw around called energy Well It's magical in all the ways that they get more convenient to use Uh, yeah, I guess that's probably it. Is that all the detail you guys want to see? Sounds good. Yeah, that's enough. You're a fairy that shoots stuff. Did you mention how dumb you were? Oh I'm very low intelligence Um, and you're next here. You're like 21. Yes, but I'm very I'm incredibly hard to hit But I'm very charismatic. So in pathfinder fairies are described as looking like 10 year olds Yeah, they have like they have like child faces and they're about barbie size. They're about your foot ball. Yeah Uh Yeah, yeah, actually rewind a little bit. Um, uh, uh, what are your what are your highest and lowest deaths? Just because it gives people a good idea. Do you remember I think my charisma is my highest or maybe My charisma is my highest and then my lowest is like I don't know I think my int is my highest and my charisma is my lowest Yeah, you're not charismatic. I'm not very dexy either Definitely not charismatic though. Speaking of low dex John So I am a the uh 16 foot tall, uh Christmas tree tree ant named general douglas fur um I wield a giant battle axe, uh one-handed And I I make the um I make all the puns and and uh, so general douglas fur is a uh A high wisdom character, but very low intelligence character and uh, but he's high strength and high, uh Constitution because he's a he's a tree But very low dex because he's a tree He goes he goes around pretty much just kind of um He's trying to find someone that he's looking for an old friend after uh, he was sold in slavery and then sold to mr. Millennium And uh met these guys and he's just kind of a Kind of a nuisance because he's pretty arrogant Constantly trying to be in charge is why he calls himself a general despite never having led an army and And uh, and um, so if he generally just kind of gets in people's way and kind of makes good decisions sometimes and very bad decisions most times so Doesn't he though? He does He's he's very head first And then we have uh, jeffrey who actually don't have your character already still I apologize I will have it for the actual for the next uh camp uh session, but All right, uh, let's see here. My character's name is vase. He is a half orc shaman um, I came into the game With several how many games after since it's three three or four. That's it. Yeah, okay. I thought it was one of those um, yeah, so uh basically I yeah, I grew up in this village that they came through and uh help them with uh some of Missions that they had to go through a cave and fight several things. Uh, so Seeing my character Since he's a shaman, I believe he's high Wisdom, is it wisdom? Uh, it's pretty sure yours is wisdom. Yeah. Yeah, uh, that's your And I feel like everything else was fairly average Yeah But I mean I I'm basically they I came in as like the groups only healer because they have nothing um So, yeah, my my job is just to kind of keep everyone alive Yeah, why a lot more difficult than I expected it to be Why did you get thrown into our game? Because we needed Yo, we're gonna die, right because they almost because they were getting themselves killed Pretty much dead in on the rig. I had there was there was a Uh a point like after three sessions I contact everybody and it's like so hey, we're playing this Pathfinder game and uh, they're gonna die Because I don't have anybody who has healing spells Um, so can you come like as a guest spot at least for a few uh, a few episodes and he's probably sticking around I will see Yeah, no, it definitely looks that way Thanks to uh general devil is fair. Yeah, they're asking about the blue faced man in the corner That's a great segue into the first session. So let's start off on the next story Perfect, uh, you should probably start off carl because you you put us in the situation Okay, I'll get it started off and I'll hand it off to you guys. Sure. So we opened up, um the session with a A coliseum out in the middle of a jungle Um, we are if anyone has played Uh, I think fifth edition where I I'm using the continent of corvair as the map But I'm completely butchering all of it I just needed a map that I didn't have to draw out myself So I took it and I was like I'm gonna take all these names and I'm gonna decide what's there on my own so It looks the same, but I'm not referencing pretty much anything about the story um, but they are down in the the jungle peninsula in the uh, the southeast, I think um, we started off in this big coliseum and each one of them Was found independently Uh and purchased hired or befriended by a man named mr. Millennium who is the guy you see in the corner there Uh, he's a he's a strange charismatic blue man who owns this coliseum and seems to lead the town And he was he's pretty much just based off of jet gold bloom from Thor Ragnarok actually But it started off with all four of these guys Being pitted against each other in the coliseum to see uh, who was strongest and who would become the leader of a task force He was putting together So you guys want to recount what happened in that in the coliseum and that first fight Yeah Well, I mean it was mostly just a fight, which is a little hard to convey. It's true. Um, we fought a lot uh John was the first one out, right? Yeah. Yeah first Yeah, well because I was the giant tree that everyone focused Three people were fighting and crowboy was running around crowboy. Yeah, I I saw it as my opportunity because I am a showman And I care more about being loved, uh and famous and popular than about fighting everything So I was just kind of hyping the crowd up like running around playing my hurdy-gurdy like And they were all killing each other He somehow manages to always be doing the least amount of stuff but always coming out on top Yeah, we would be he always ends up saving the day despite the fact absolutely doing nothing to try and save the day Literally the most accurate description Yeah, uh, so john was out first and then I was out next and then it came down to crowboy and death ockily is Um, I can give I can give a little bit more I can give a little more detail to kind of give the scene a bit there So we were we were fighting in a coliseum and then all of a sudden the uh things It was kind of an elemental kind of shift area thing. Um, the the at first it was a large wind tunnel basically, um wind started circling around the outside And uh, everyone pretty much couldn't Stand and fifi was like really having a hard time because she's like tiny um and uh We had to try and overcome that first. I was a tree. So I was fine But um, then all of a sudden the ground started moving and uh platforms started coming out and raising up And then uh after the platforms came up it started filling up with water Yeah, so it was like it did like a full round of like pokemon stadium stages through the fight um And then eventually came down to this youtube just like in the mud circling around one of the posts until I think you got like one One like the head in on him. Yeah I had because I was I was dodging and hiding behind a platform that had risen We oh, so we had no context, right? So we're starting this off and it's like we're in a coliseum I don't actually know if I'm supposed to kill anybody. So I'm not like aiming full force at anyone They're still asking about the blue face. So just to reiterate the blue face is mr. Millennium the owner of the coliseum Yeah, yeah, um the campaign so far has just been called the millennium campaign. He's sort of the Yeah, the driver of the force. So we actually had to get everyone down to zero hp, right? Yeah, like you had to no, you were fighting to the death. It was yeah We were when it's policy when they died a bunch of paramedics flew in and like flying carpets And just oh, yeah, that's right and pulled them out. Someone tried to bribe them. I think it was john Oh, yeah, some I do bribe. I'm trying to bribe anyone. I don't think maybe it was you That sounds more like you So john goes out for a second you guys are Finding about something we're just like running around a pillar like yeah We were each very close to dying. So it was like peek out attack hide peek out attack hide Yeah, I think I think I try to like make a jump and mist like I was trying to get on top of the thing Oh, yeah, because that was the one I was hiding behind. I think yeah Uh, so the talk leaves like winning. Yeah, it was like a psychic thrust move. Yeah, which is neat because Mind thrust yeah The best power like yeah, that's that's been my crutch. What can you do that? You can roll like five d8 against people or something just without even yeah, it's it's not d8. I think it's Is it d8? No, I think it's not d8. Maybe in your next level. No, it's the number of die. I get the roll goes up I don't think the die goes up or at least hasn't yeah, I don't remember what it is exactly but it's insane But anyway, he won so I won um, they all get uh restored in the infirmary and then mr Relinium lets them know that he's uh putting together a task force to kind of go out and um Basically just take care of things that he can't because he's stuck trying dealing with the day-to-day at the At the coliseum. Yeah, and specifically he wants them to capture things and send them back so that he has more stuff for The coliseum so he gives them a one that they can use to uh Basically just pokeball different monsters. They can yeah touch it to things and if they're weak enough It will teleport them via teleportation spells back to the coliseum. Yeah But if they're not weak enough, it won't work and we can't ever use it on that monster again For you for a day. Yeah, but that's a reset of one day for each attempt, but that specific Entity not yeah that type of monster right and so He didn't see you guys out on a test run into the jungle With the instructions basically just like impress me. Yeah find something for me and just kind of let you guys loose Yeah The very first so we so we got to go to the um Arborette and select some basic light necessities before Venturing out. Yeah, this is important actually because uh douglas asked for two health potions Which comes into play later Just wanted to mention that we had do we had we had the bag too, right? Uh, not yet. That wasn't until after you got back. Oh, that's right. Okay. I'm sorry You were given very you were given nothing you would grab something if you want, uh, not really an antagonist. He's more of the instigator So far at least the coliseum that was probably the hardest part as a party to like Figure out how our dynamic as a party work because we go into the village around the around the coliseum because the coliseum isn't isolated It's in the middle of town It's kind of like a little bustling village. So we go out and That part was well, okay. So for whatever reason we were looking for a dragon Were you looking for a dragon? No, we were looking for something. We were yeah, we were looking for something and then we had For something and so we saw across cobalt's first though We went didn't go across the cobalt's before the dragon in the village. Yeah first Outside of the coliseum and I don't know I don't know anything that exists In this world and so I go and I buy a little wooden figurine that I think is oh, yeah And I'm like, what is it actually it's a It was a lizard T-rex and so I just assumed it was a dragon based off the description from other people And then Out of my hands and then crushes it She she shows it to me and then I just grab it and I crush it because Douglas fir is an asshole Hates lizards Which also comes into play later you're gonna say that's relevant How stupid are you to think that the wooden figurine I'm holding is a real lizard It made me angry No, sorry. He hates lizards and he's also an asshole. Well. Yes. Yes. Also. Yeah, he's also an asshole So so we were having trouble figuring out our character dynamic and then John said it for us So you guys eventually wander your way into the jungle Yeah, and I think encounter a few giant spiders that you're fighting off Until a whole bunch of them started just descending from the trees that was wild and then Forest on fire They were like but that's because we killed like five and then like another herd Yeah, they just started like descending it was a gruesome battle with like one Or was it one or two you fought three I think and then a whole bunch So it was it was a rough battle against three of them. You guys were running you caught one This is the cobalt Oh, right. The spiders started getting speared from a distance and all these cobalts ran in like I was holding it Yeah, we fought the first three. We were pretty bruised up and then there were just Millions of them surrounding us. This is such a cute introduction story because like as we're in the woods We're all trying to fight them. I'm doing damage. I'm actually like hitting them You're having a hard time because they're spiders and you you basically your mind powers didn't work. Oh, yeah And then we have a tree And he's actually doing damage too. Yeah, I'm also immune to poison. So I just grab that's true And then cruel boy lights the forest on fire One of our teammates is a tree So we just see John go like if we just see Douglas first like both another direction Run away from the fire and then I think I think uh me and the thoughtful ease went one way and I think he might have followed We like he likes really split. He kind of ran a different direction. We ended up back together Yeah, you pretty much all ran the same direction and then you were found by by cobalt. See just We were saying he was just first which I promptly like I'm leaving because I don't care Uh worth mentioning to answer a kitty shipper cave girls question. Uh, they all started at level three Oh, yeah, good question by next session you guys are at level five kitty shipper cave girl So then we started the next session with you guys being um led through the forest By the cobalt into their camp. Yes, and do you guys remember what? What happened after that? Yes, we got to the cobalt camp Which is basically like on a This is where this this is a session. I was not there for the first John actually wasn't present so um as they make it into the camp douglas mysteriously disappears because I didn't want to deal with playing In the whole time he caught on fire As they opened himself out. Yeah, the tree managed to slip away into the trees John's character Douglas fir is 16 feet tall. Yeah, it's a it's a weird game to plan for because she's a foot tall And he's 16 feet in there every room between so like planning just like physical spaces for them to go to is hard so we go to the first cobalt camp and They're they're they're kind of home homely I guess they say so they saved us right they saved our asses Well, they captured us. They saved us from the spiders. They let us off. We weren't sure if we were captured or not Yeah, but yeah, they took us to their village and then I'm trying to remember they were like they were like if you're gonna If you're gonna stay we need you to defeat our Our monster. They took you to their dragon for jetties. Oh, yeah. I was gonna say Just They were like they were like we need to take you to our our leader or something for judgment Cobalts are great because they think that they're related to dragons for anyone who doesn't know what a cobalt is Cobalts are lizard people. That's gonna come in. That's gonna that's gonna be important in a second And so they take us to like this uh, cave. Is it the cave one? There's like a cave mouth Yeah, it's it. Yeah, it's a smaller cave and they're like you're gonna you're gonna have to face up to our dragon And and he's gonna judge you and decide whether or not you're more like So we're standing there waiting for this dragon to come out of this, um, cave and uh Don't don't don't come out comes a was it two feet tall about yeah, it's about two feet tall Uh, kind of a lots of raptor shaped Yeah, uh thing I imagine it is a little not a little foot. Um The small dinosaur in the dinosaur. Oh, yeah. Let me watch this Oh, no, no, no. Yeah No, Petrie's the flying one. Yeah, it's uh, Sarah it was oh, Sarah that don't say Sarah that makes me sad Sarah's a triceratops, but yeah two feet tall. Oh wait, is she the stature? For wasps or raptor thing colorful did it have feathers? Uh, it didn't have feathers. It did have weird blue veins. It was a classic park Yeah, it was like yes, but like a tiny one like they were I think in real life like the actual like velociraptors are like Yeah, velociraptors of tiny Utah raptors are big. I am sure that this is a dragon Yes, like this time It's bigger than me This is the dragon. I mean they said it was a dragon. Oh, yeah, the coballs are also convinced it's a dragon I'm sure it was a dragon. Um But we weren't we weren't sure if we were supposed to kill it So we didn't do anything But then it like it sees me right flying out. Yeah, third's like trying to chase and eat you It tries to eat me kind of a playful ish way I mean definitely you were praying but also kind of play it wasn't going that hard Then I'm trying not to like I'm trying not to be rude So I'm like shooting bullets to the side of it to like freak it out a little bit because I'm trying not to Well, you were like I want to shoot at it and I was like making a tackle of them and you did it And then it hit and took down half of its health and we're like I was just trying to graze it It was like you didn't say you're trying to graze it. You said you shot at it Point blank in the shoulder blades And yeah, it was it was it had a spot that was simmering I felt terrible So then it just turned into this like cartoon with all of you guys like trying to jump on this thing We didn't want to hurt it. So we were trying to grab it physically grab it You have handle animal, right? So you were trying to like Yes, like three times. It was It's probably your low charisma and you're also terrified I was gonna I tried to get it to come to me that didn't work. It was in my hand at one point Didn't we just do it? Yeah It got in my hand, but I didn't actually make the move to grab you coax it into your hand I did I was like I had it and then jumped away It was like cat just kidding And gone and I think eventually you caught it and sent it back to the Colosseum also. Yeah. It's ducky Oh, yeah, that's right. Ducky. Oh man. That's the sad one Um Yeah You hit it with the wand. Yes and it disappeared And then the cobalt leaders kind of started freaking out because you made their dragon disappear So they uh, they weren't gonna mess with us anymore They struck up that they requested Uh, that you go to their rival camps Yeah, uh, their rival their their rival tribes camp and take their dragon instead and bring it back to them because Otherwise they were going to lose the loyalty of their entire try Yeah So this is where it gets nuts. So then they head off to the woods again found this other uh, camp up on top of a cliff Yeah, you guys got there and found out um that Right off the bat first impression This these people these cobalt's were way better off than the previous cobalt and they're together And this is the first time you guys actually like planned out a whole thing Yeah, we sat there in the bushes going like okay. Yeah, what are we gonna do? It's the scene in the movie where everyone puts their differences aside and decides to Yeah, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. No, they're they're putting it for ducky. It's not All right. All right fair. Um, I don't know how to do this without just being You're good. Okay. Okay, that's the part where the rat breaks down Somebody makes a sound everything looks like it's hateful. Well, so probably started it off. Yeah, so um It's just like a camp with like cobalt's like milling around and like doing dumb stuff like poking each other in the eyes Or whatever like cobalt's there was like stone walls and stuff and ruins and things they take it over some previous building You're playing skyrim and there's like the else Well, no, it's the frisdy original second. Additionally just came out. We started this earlier. So it's first edition pathfinder Yeah, they're hanging out in some ruins. There's a cave back there. And so I'm like I'll start a distraction Because that's pretty much all I'm good for at that point in the campaign. I can't fight for nothing but I have a instrument and so I go down crowboy goes down and starts putting on a free concert in the park And the cobalt Love it. You rolled high on you rolled like a like a 30 or something. Yeah, I wrote a form check to that It was ridiculous. Maybe performance is my highest stat Charisma is your highest like base stat, but your performance skill is like I think plus 16 or something ridiculous So are you on the outside of the camper or are you on the inside? He goes right in the middle of it. He's just like yeah, I just like start playing in the woods and like walk up Like I'm a traveling, uh, you know showman I just imagine the chicken from the Robin Hood Disney Yeah, also he would have brought us tacos. You completely ignored it and now I'm out of tacos I didn't ignore it. He's got back. He said I would have done it before when he had seen it He didn't see it. I have to get tacos later He got back from what? Tacos from wherever he was. He was getting tacos. Because I didn't see this till now Is that my fault? Maybe we got his tacos. Anyway, so our plan is to go around the fortress Dothogaly's and I are going around the fortress. You're harrying him with fairy dust Yes Oh, yeah, okay. We should go over some special powers we have as a rule of lawyering thing Yeah, this is kind of interesting because she has this ability to apply fairy dust to someone as a move action And it gives them a move speed of 15 feet for a round Fly, yes fly, but she was like already sorry a fly speed of 15 feet for feet for round Yes But then one of you guys asked like well if she just keeps doing it can we just keep flying and Through some stuff. I was like, I don't have anything that says she can't So I guess really if she just like right like you know sits on top of you then you can just sort of fly indefinitely Just constantly fairy So proboys over here just like jamming out on this thing with literally the entire camp around him him. Well, off in the distance, he's kind of like, slowdened. Like, it's a fly speed, but it's like the mobility scooter version of flying. So he's just like, slowly hovering over this wall. Oh my god. Yeah. Well, now wait a second. No, that's what happens. Yeah, you look so cute too. We all actually have some decent, some like, kind of, we all have like, I have a kind of a little special power like, she can do that. I can talk to plants. Oh yeah, you can probably do something. He basically has talked to plantas just like a regular power as a language. That's how we found the cobalts. What? No, wait. We were going towards them. When we found the second camp, I think he actually asked like, which direction it was at. The cobalts guided us. Oh my god, I forgot about that. You guys had cobalts with you as an escort. Yeah. Yeah. We told them, didn't we tell them to go away? Because they weren't useful. Well, you guys, yeah, you guys had five cobalts. We had an army, we had a small army of cobalts. They followed you out into the clearing and we're just sort of like mingling with the rest of the cobalt during one of you guys. Oh, during the concert? Yeah. So you guys get beyond these, there's like two layers of walls. You guys get past that. And then there are two other cobalts that are still stationed at this like, dense forest tunnel that leads back into something. Can we go over the geography pretty well already? Uh, I'm like clearing walls and then there's sort of an opening in the back of it somewhere. But we're on a cliff. Yeah, first it's cliff face, which we like kind of scampered up with the cobalts. And then after a good distance into the cliff, there's wall number one. And then behind wall number one, a little distance, there's wall number two. And then there's a path that cuts through all the way from basically the first wall into the mountain. Yeah. And there's forest. Well, into the forest. It's basically just really dense forest, but there's a clearing of a sort of path that leads back into it. So it's just walls of plants that just kind of leads back into it. A fire Kirby setting denounces genocide. Great. Good job. On that note. Yeah, wait for it. On that note. So we're about behind the second wall. We think that's where the dragon is, right? Yeah, but there's two cobalts. There's four, I think, actually guarding it. Only you and I are there because he's still hurdy-gurdy and hard as I'm doing. Great. The Douglas is gone somewhere. The Douglas is still just hanging out there. So you tried to sneak in, but got caught and then learned how weak cobalt are. Right. I got caught and I was like, okay, I'm just going to take a shot, I guess. So I just like take a shot and it is out. Yeah. It's dead. She just workshops the cobalt and she's like, hey, these things are squishy. So both of you just like jumped on it at that point. Yeah, they were out in like seconds. And then, so we go in through the like four detailed things. We're like, yeah, we can take a dragon on our own. We just saw a dragon. It's like two feet tall. A dragon. Right, the dragon. I don't know any better. Yeah, that's what we were thinking. Maybe someone else said something. So you guys find this just empty clearing with nothing in it for a second. Right. And then you hear something approaching and I think you freeze because you have your statue. I have an ability, yeah. You have like plus 20 to stealth if you just don't move. No. Every time that happens I actually just like hide behind his shoulder. Yeah. You just like tuck down under. I don't even think it's plus 20. If I, if no one is around at the time and I don't move, I am just, I, I appear as an object. Right. I think it's, I think it's the same as like taking a 20 on stealth, essentially. So technically somebody who was like really perceptive could still tell, but no average person is going to tell you apart from the statue. Right. But then out of the trees emerges a dragon. A baby dragon. An actual dragon. A small one. But not, not two feet like our last dragon. No, it's terrible. This one is an actual dragon. And I'm like, we should go. And then. I'm a statue though. I'm pretending to be a statue. I'm like, we should leave. So it looks up and sees him there. Just in its clearing. And just kind of like, like holding in on this thing and drops whatever it's like dragging in some carcass or something and drops it on the ground and then starts like easing towards this weird statue thing like sniffing at it, very suspicious. And then Thomas has to make a decision. And what did you do, Thomas? I proceed to use my, what was it? Mind thrust. Yeah, mind thrust and attack the dragon. And I'm like, oh fuck. Well, it was like an ambush basically. That was the right thing to do. It wasn't a bad decision. It was the best decision you had. This would have been an awesome trophy for me. Because I expected this entire party to approach this thing at once when I was planning this out. We're missing our DPS and our bard. So he does the mind thrust on it. It rears back and then it speaks back to you through the mind. That's right. And says something about like, you don't belong here. And then does an ice breath blast at you and takes down like half your health at once. And then you guys make my favorite decision ever, which a lot of D&D players don't make, which is, we should run now. You turn around and you just book it down the corridor. Ryan, we were like, oh fuck. I'm like running ahead of you. You shot at it, wait, before that? I did, I did. I shot at it. Because we thought we were committed. Right. We thought this was our fight. So you shot at it. I am the damage, like in our group. You ranged damage and John Smaley damage. Yeah. And I do a lot of damage. And so I shot at it and it did nothing. And then I was like, we gotta go. Because Thomas does not do enough damage without me. I don't know even what happened. Apparently I could hit it, but it just didn't land on me. Yeah, that particular role I had. Yeah. But I was like freaking out. We gotta go. So we ran. I tripped over along. And then he chased us. So let me have a whole chase sequence, which is funny. We're going to plan out a chase sequence. We did have a whole chase sequence. Long story short, without going through every step of the chase sequence, they crashed through the woods, got out, like vaulted themselves over the wall. Oh hey, there's somebody that paid to get super chats and we'll respond to them in just a minute. Oh cool. They vaulted themselves over the wall. Crowboy Cell, they're just playing away. Just rocking away. And just sees them running out. And then a freaking dragon breaks through the tree. Oh cool. I'm sitting there playing Old Town Road, and there's like a hundred in front of me, and I see that stuff has gone down. So I court of shards, and like a hundred cobalds just turn into blood in front of me. Time to go. And then I think I switch to Make Fast song. Oh right, so he has a song that increases every day's speed. So they're all booking it, but the dragon's still fast and flying. And it releases another big cone of ice breath, and then you drop. Like you go, you go, you go, unconscious on the ground. That's right. I'm K.O. I'm like, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. Like, oh god, what are we going to do? And I was pretty sure you were going to die. But then she was like, wait, John asked for health potions last time. Yeah. And you had them on you. You had the bag. That's right. I had the bag. You had the satchel. So. The wand in it that teleports makers. Yes. I had the wand. So she grabbed her tiny little fairy body, like pulled one out in the force bag. And then finally, you guys make it to the end of the clip. I think you just like belly flop, like slip and slide on the mud, like just off the edge of the cliff. Right. We make it all the way to the edge of the cliff, and it's like, can't run anymore. And then you guys go off. We kind of have to go into more detail here, because this is like a really, like a lot of stuff happening in this one moment. She flies, like floats him down, as you fall through trees trying to grab it stuff. And I'm failing every line grab I'm trying. No. But I weigh like two pounds. So like not falling that fast. Right. You get to the bottom with him, and then realize, so he's falling, you catch him right over the river. Yeah. Like he stops like, like over the river. And then you see him falling up there. So you like that crap. And so you fly off that way. I do. Which cancels it on you. So you drop into the water. And you sink. And you sink because you're a stone man. But you don't have to breathe. So that's nice. I don't have to breathe. Because I'm a quarry. Aquatic. And a rock. I'm an Aquarius. I'm an Aquarius. I'm an Aquarius. I'm like Crowboy over here, who's definitely a Gemini. Yeah. So you go over him to the ground. And then you fly over trying to help him. And the dragon crests the edge of the cliff and then starts flying down too. Right. So I'm freaking out because So you guys take this away. The hot place has already died. And I'm like, oh god I have to think of a plan like immediately or else we are fucked. Because the dragon has now come down. You're underwater. And you're falling. And we like just make it to the ground. And I'm like, we have no plan. We are screwed. We are absolutely screwed. And so I make like a split decision. And I dive into the water towards Thomas. Or towards the Rockleys. But I'm again like. Yeah. I'm not even a pound. I'm just like this tall. And I immediately start like, don't I immediately start like. Yeah, we're doing like that. Yeah. You start. So this is great because she, I don't know what anybody's plan is. Also this whole time Allison has been going like, I have an idea that I can use in like a last case scenario. But I don't want to do it yet. And I was like, I know everything on your character sheet. I don't know what you're talking about. But I'm interested to see where this goes. So scared. So she tries to dive into the water. I'm like, make a swim check. It doesn't work. She just swathed away. Wait, I'm sorry. We forgot the part before where Treebeard busts out of the jump. Yeah. And destroys a bunch of cobalt. Well, because the dragon is like. Oh, okay. Douglas runs out and just buries his axe in the back of the dragon. He gives us the opportunity to jump off the cliff. All right. That's right. He gives us the opportunity. So that's what delays the dragon chasing you. Okay. That's a good point. The dragon is chasing us and then suddenly you're like. The trees are moving apart and one tree is like running through them full speed. Suddenly there's just like the walls around this place like crumble and you just see this giant tree with an axe just like. Straight into its back. But then the dragon comes over the edge. You guys are already in the water. Yes. So it eventually lands and starts taking its head and looking around for you guys. And so she gets swept away. She's flying off like reaching. You try to reach for her on your turn and it doesn't work. Yeah. But then you're like, wait. I have this ability that lets me telekinetically move five pound objects. And I was like, technically she fits in that description. So if you want to use it, go for it. But she'll take damage from it or something. So you end up like pulling her towards you and end up grabbing her. I did take damage. Yeah. Dragon's looking around for both of you. You managed to communicate to him. I'm like, look at my brain. I'm pointing at my head. Yeah. I basically allowed you to use a mind reading thing. Which I have in my head. You asked me. So you were able to communicate to him that you wanted the wand. And so I was like, oh, she's going to try to hit the dragon with it and see if it does something. So the dragon actually at this point had stuck its head underwater and had found us. Because you would like sunk to the ground. The dragon is not an idiot. So it flies down to the water and it had sunk its head to the ground. And I'm over here like flailing, trying to get you to read my mind. And once you do, I say that I want the wand. And by that point, the dragon is actually coming at us. He was swimming towards us. Yeah. So the final moment here is the dragon just like drops into the river and just pushes off and lets the river propel itself at these two in the water. And then Allison goes, okay, I touched Thomas with the wand. And everybody there was like, wait, what? And I looked at his health and I was like, technically that could work. Roll the d20 to see if it works. And she rolled and she touches it and he just like disappeared. The way I've described it is every time you hit it, it does like the Harry Potter like teleport thing where they like... The operation. Yeah, they just like wrap around themselves in the fourth dimension or whatever and disappear. He disappears. The river immediately takes you just far away. And the dragon just like stops like The wand is about my size. So I'm actually like holding on to it like this since I just like float down the river. I'm speeding. And then you just run off into the trees. Yeah. The whole time I was just like covering myself in mud like Arnold and I'm Predator. But then he looks at me and so I just run away and it wasn't hard to get away from him in the thick forest. Meanwhile... Meanwhile... Douglas is still up on top of the cliff just murdering every single copal. He does not like lizards. I really... Yeah, Douglas Furr really does not like lizards because he's enslaved by them. So it was great because then we ended the session with the literally every member of the party being in a completely different location. So it was part of it. So we leveled up. I basically gave each of them their own little thing to do. Right. They've sort of revealed like you went back to the Colosseum and had a talk with Mr. Millennium and you walked your way back. Kyle called Jeffrey was like you were trying to die. Well, we'll get there. You ran into a friendly man in the woods who taught you how to shoot better and then Johnny killed a bunch of cobalts and walked back. And at the start of the next session... I didn't kill a bunch. I killed them all. So this was sort of the introduction. I was going to say should we... Oh, yeah, yeah, real quick. I wanted to just read off. We got a comment on the Super Chat thing which is something that YouTube allows now. What is this currency? It's from Crimson Mindatar. It's Yen I think because he says hello, I love your videos in production. I first found this channel with the video Civilization 5. I'm not invading you. Thank you all for entertaining us. Love from Yokosuka, Japan. Sweet. Oh my God, that's awesome. So thank you so much. That's so cool. Also, by doing that, I believe he donated money to us. That's why he's featured there. So thank you so much for that. Thank you for joining in and thanks for the donation. Thanks for the money and also thanks for being from Japan. That's just like the coolest shit ever. That's just awesome. I don't know. I know that we have a lot of like, like British fans. Thank you for being born. Thank you for being born. And like, Brits are cool. I guess. Wow. Wow. But like, he's from Japan. So, so... So that's such a hit about the halfway mark. Yeah. Yeah. About halfway through. That was the first main big thing. Oh no. Our second big thing. When we... So I'll give a quick segue and I'll let you guys kind of take it away again. But starting back up, they met back up at the Coliseum. Mr. Millenium greeted them. Praised them for the stuff they were able to catch, specifically about the Velociraptor. You like that a lot? I slapped Kyle. Express that he... I'll give you a hit though. Thanks. Oh. Express that he... He would have liked the dragon. Wow. That sounded like a hurt. Yes, again. They were also introduced to a couple of background characters seeming ladies behind them, which were the weird snake woman that led his... That was the captain of the guard there. Wait, what are we talking about? The next... When you guys got back to the Coliseum, you reconvened... Oh, right. Oh, we met in the end. He was in a conversation with a strange muscular snake lady and a short cloaked hobgoblin guy. Oh, wait, what? Oh, I wasn't here for this. I think you weren't. I think you missed the first half of this one. You did. I'll fill you in on those characters later since I think I didn't... Oh, this is the one that John wasn't in? Oh, this one has another tweet. He was in this one. He just joined late. That's all. Yeah, but there was a tweet. All right, there was a tweet. There was a tweet. There was a tweet. So Mr. Millennium basically handed you guys an empty bag and said everything that you need is in here. Go forth into the world and do the things on this list. Spent 40 minutes on that bag. And he left, went out to do work, and you guys started making your way towards the town of... I'm forgetting the name of it. White something. White claw. You haven't heard of it? White claw. You were the name of your town? Yeah, off the top of my head. So they make their way through the forest towards this town heading north and out of the jungle into the world to go perform some deeds for Mr. Millennium. Now we have a map. Now we have a list of things Mr. Millennium wants. Yes, you have a chore list. You have a destination. There's only one real way out of where we are physically located on the continent. We're on a mountain pass through this range of mountains. So we're on a mission. I personally think it's important that Matt spent an hour-ish trying to figure out how the bag of holding works. I think this is very important considering what Jeffery did later. So yeah, for context they spent an hour trying to figure out how to see what's inside the bag. Which was cool. It was kind of like... And they failed. They never figured it out. And my personality fun... No, y'all didn't. Well, yeah. We kind of had it. But my Chromeboy's personality fundamentally changed because he was trying to figure out what the bag of holding was and he stuck his head inside. And I was greeted by just a void that had no emotions. It was a cave. It was like a head through and it was just a black and white cave that you couldn't breathe in. But I didn't even see all your stuff laying around. Anyway, it was very strange for me. But I still couldn't figure out what was happening. It is worth noting because it becomes very important that the whole planes and dimensions and stuff... I made up from scratch for this campaign so they did not follow the traditional D&D route. Right. So, yeah, inside the bag of holding he specifically was a... He was inside of a cave. Everything was black and white and you couldn't breathe and all your stuff was just kind of laying around on the floor. But I couldn't make out any of this stuff. Yeah, it was like all shadowy or, you know, wispy. So, Thomas, you were... What were you saying? Also, Thomas saw a creature on the path which was a completely silhouette like a silhouette of owl that flew off in the direction they were flying in. And I spoke to it psychically because I can do that. And I said, I see you, and it said, I see you too. And then we just kept going. Yep. Like owls do. And eventually found yourself at Whitecliff Whiteclavage. Which was a village of orcs, half orcs, and humans that looked like it had been attacked recently with several buildings damaged. And they were greeted by the chieftain that saw Douglas thought he was a forest spirit and said that their prayers had been answered and took you guys to see their town shaman figure out how to repel the attacks that were coming out of the cave every night. Yes. They were being tormented. And then what happened? They all came knocking on my door. You literally knocked on our door. It was amazing. And this is just like how Kyle is the best DM on earth. Yeah. Because it was us four in the campaign. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We were expecting. Oh, this is. It was just like these. It was so odd. What the? It's a new TV character. It's right on cue. What a tweet. The door knocks. Is it pizza pie? I planned this entire thing. Are we into here? Yeah. There we go. Come on in. Come on in. Hey. Hey. Hi. So they were just talking about how someone knocked on the door randomly. Yeah. Literally. Not randomly. Right as you knocked. Well, planned, but for them. So, yeah. We're sitting there and we're all playing for like an hour and a half, two hours or something like that. Sorry. I told you our stream didn't cut out. Okay. Sorry. I cut out on my phone. Sorry. Go right ahead. Anyway, we're playing for like an hour and an hour and a half. We're holding, but like Jeffrey's not here. And then we like go into the village and the chieftain's like, oh, go talk to my son. He lives in that cabin over there. And so we go and we knock on the door to the cabin and then Kyle gets up and opens the door and Jeffrey's just standing outside. And he's like, hey guys. And then he just walks in and starts playing like without missing a beat. Yeah. We're just stunned. We don't know what just happened. Like were you in your car? And he was. And he wasn't part of our group. And we just show up to this village and he's like, go knock on the door. Kyle opens it. We were, we knew John was going to show up. So I spent like 10 minutes looking at Jeffrey trying to be like, does John look different? Why is Jeffrey here? And yeah, you just jump in, you just sit down and you're like, anyway, so hi guys. I'm the local shaman and we're like, why the fuck is Jeffrey here? Yeah. It was planned out for a good long time. Kyle, you know, he planned, I remember he told me to, if I wanted to play, make a character and all this. And I said, also don't tell anybody that you're doing this. I want this to be a surprise. And this was like a month before hand at least. And so, yeah, it was planned for a long time. And yeah, the day of it was very interesting. I got here fairly early because Kyle didn't know exactly when I would need to show up. So I was waiting in the car for a good little while. And yeah, that was, that was pretty fun and entertaining to do that. It was so immersive. Okay. And then we meet with Jeff, we meet with Vaz and John shows up. John, are you there with that point? I showed up. Yeah. I think that's when I showed up. Just a little bit after Jeffrey. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It was a little bit after Jeffrey. Okay. And then the story continues like this. Yeah. So basically, my, my village was getting attacked by this giant golden automaton. Like every single night, this robot would walk out of the cave that our village is next to and he would just start destroying houses all at night. We would try and fight it off. We couldn't ever destroy it. And he would just keep coming back every single night and we were trying to figure out a way to stop this. No, no reason. So, if I remember correctly, basically I went into the cave and I found a catfolk dude to come through. That's right. Yeah, that's what started it off. So, catfolk dude came through, went to the cave. And then after, shortly after that, basically, there was like a large rumble or something. Like some sort of noise or something like that. And I went to go check it out. And that's when I came across my Shadow Owl companion. So, which I believe is the same one that y'all came across earlier. I didn't know about it. I never saw it yet. Yeah. So basically, you know, I'm a shaman of life. The spirit of life. Yeah. And this is kind of like the exact opposite of that. Do you have Jeffery's character yet? I don't have his drawing done. Unfortunately. So the owl is basically like a spirit of bones? I think that was the name of it. Yeah. So you have, you have like, yeah, good light and like dark stuff, like multiple different powers coming in. Yeah. So it's an interesting concept and I'm taking on this owl, which is giving me new powers and stuff like that. And but right after that is when we started getting attacked, the villagers are getting attacked by this robot. Nobody in my village knows I have this owl. So I've been keeping it secret. The owl's nice enough. I like it and all that. And so, you know, I don't want to, I don't want to hurt it or anything and I want to figure out a way to stop the robots and that's when these people come in. Wait, we have a super chat. We do have a super chat. Annery real quick. This is from Skyhunter. Wonderful job, LOL. Keep up the good work on the videos too. From Scotland. Yay. Thank you. Scotland. This is where you weigh in on your opinion of the Scots. By the way, it's probably worth noting that Douglas Fur is a Scottish. Yeah. Scottish. Douglas Fur and everybody from the place he comes from has a Scottish accent so that's fine. Yeah, Kerboy is a, what, what's the accent? New Zealand? Oh yeah, my accent is Korg. Korg is the accent. Korg is the accent. Korg is the accent. That movie about Scotland. So just to, we're running kind of, to not try to go too far over our time here, we have, they fight off this Atomahunt thing when it comes in. They've managed to destroy it. It melts into gold slag. I believe you spend the entire night tearing it up and sticking it into the tag. So, there's a, Gargoyles are known for being, for having like weird quirks. Like maybe collecting things. Which I didn't intend to use at any point. But now I just I hoard things. Yeah no, especially with the bag. Now that I have an infinite bag, I just, I'll take it. That has finally helped them figure out how to access the items in the bag and see what was there. They didn't know how to see how much all the items were in the bag. They were just kind of like trying to guess they put their hand in like, think of something and see if it would come out. Which it would, that's how it works. There's much supplies and there was a painting of Mr. Millennium which is what you see 30 minutes ago but we started 30 minutes late. So everyone's trying to figure out how to open this bag for like the entire time they've had it. And then Jeffrey comes along and just turns it inside out. So let's skip ahead a little bit just so that we can cover like the next actual big part. They spend the night, the next morning they venture into the cave. They find that it's been completely collapsed and they have to take sort of a detour where they come across giant dwarven ruined doors and have to solve a bit of like a magic puzzle to get inside. We make it inside though. Yeah. Make it inside and we kind of like start exploring all these different corridors. That was a dungeon crawl. It is a dungeon. We're officially in a dungeon. Basically trying to find what's sending these things out so that they can stop it from happening. Right. So it's like this two-story like with an open area in the center kind of dungeon thing. And so we start going down these like different hallways and just start opening doors. I think that's the first thing we do is we just start going different directions. So DiLacoli and I went upstairs. We split up the party. We did split up the party. Never split up the party. So we talked about not splitting up the party. The cowboy goes right and then we did. And Sir Douglas Fur and Vaz go left because Jeffrey's character thinks that the large tree people are spirits. It's the spirit of the forest obviously. Right, right, right. So he's like this dude's a god and so he follows him. We all know that that's a bad idea. Because I'm following footprints because we saw cat footprints and I'm trying to find a cat full person. Right, right, right. And so Crowboy stumbles into a room. The best room. He's like the best room. He always ends up in the best room. I walk into a room that's empty except for just like a suit of armor. A suit of power armor. Yeah, but I don't know that so I'm like trying to talk to it. Hello. Hello. What are you doing? But it's not saying anything. He's like go and I poke and I prod and I turn and it opens up for me like power armor and fall out four. Yeah. And I step inside and it has, it chose me. It chose me. Then I just have this like golden Wolfenstein power armor. Yeah. And everyone else is like dying to ghosts or something. And then you get to fight on your armor. Yeah. Then I test out my armor because there's like shadows in the corner and I have a gun on one arm and like a blade on the other. And I think I found this armor because I was useless for the other four. I actually wasn't sure who was going to find it but it was convenient that you found it. Yes. Because basically my only skill is playing songs for my buds and then none of them ever want to take the bonus that I gave them. Yeah, they don't. Well, you always take the speed bonus. So Kyle was like here now you are Iron Man. Okay. So John and Jeffrey went left. What did you guys find again? We found a, okay. So Jeffrey and I wander into a, we go, we go, we see one door and we pass it by because it had writing we could read on it. So we're like, nah, let's keep going. Maybe we'll come back. So we go to another door which is bigger and we managed to open it by taking the handle off the other door and we open it up and we just see a war between automatons like from, they kind of like, Kyle apparently didn't know anything about this but they're like they're like the Dwarven automatons from Elder Scrolls and just a bunch of those fighting a bunch of shadow monsters and we just like see that and we're just like, nope. And we back out. You two just like opening the door and seeing all this. There was like a giant like belated spider monster fighting all of us. Oh yeah, made of swords. And then just And so we go back into the other door we found and we open it up and there's just an archway with a, we don't know it but it's basically an old-timey camera and we're kind of looking at it and then Jeffrey looks through it and what do you see Jeffrey? Yeah, so I'm going through and I'm seeing pictures of what is landscapes, right? Or no, no, no, no, no, no, no. When you're looking, first I look just through the glass I look through it and standing on the other side of the room is basically like a baby-faced ghost person or like a shadow person but had like a baby face and I take a look out of the camera and nothing's there and I'm freaking out. And I don't see it because it's not, I can't see it. Yeah, I can't see it and yeah, this thing was just freaking me out which has, it's like continuously haunting me the whole time I've been in this cave after that. And Jeffrey was like legitimately scared because that description so he finds a power armor and we find a whole bunch of note so... Yeah, just note. And upstairs you guys run into... We run into like a, what are they called? Atomatons? Yeah. We run into like a little construct. Yeah, construct. And we try to convince him can you see our papers? Yeah, he's like papers please. Oh, we were like... Yep, we got those. Yep. Didn't work. Didn't work. We unsuccessfully bluffed. What? Didn't we run from him? Yeah, we still ended up running from him and then ran into the interrogation room. Yeah, into the far... We have ten minutes to explain the rest of this story. Yeah, so we run into a room. The room is an interrogation room like Kyle said. Oh no. I forgot about the room. Ends up... Now the room, the automaton is locked out the construction's locked out. But we're locked in and turns out there's a... I always say it wrong. Wraith. In the room too. So we proceed to fight the wraith. There's a giant mirrored wall and out from it pops up a wraith which then attacks me. So I can't do anything. My gun doesn't work on shadow creatures which this place is plagued with. I am small which means if anything hits me I die which they can do because they're shadow creatures. The only way to escape them is by flying but we're in tunnels so I'm mad. She's not scared. She's mad. I'm mad. So we end up coming back together with all of our different varied stories and we spend the night like idiots. After murdering the one automaton that you found in the hallway. No, no, no. That was the next day. We kill that first. How about that automaton fight off the wraith? Oh, you did and then you finished killing it. Yeah. But we mean Sir Douglas for no reason. He started attacking us. He was so nice to us. He was trying to take us to jail. We needed to go to that jail. We ended that session with them deciding to go into the interrogation room, close it off and do a sleep so that they can be ready to fight the next morning and share some stuff. So this leads us to our final session. They come back in. They spend the night there a little bit. They swap stories and have some bonding campfire time. Jeffrey just keeps reading the hell out. Nobody knows what's wrong with him. I had a dream about the baby-faced shadow person. Oh, we skipped the big giant door we entered in. That's right. We mentioned that you came through the door. Well, it's kind of important. When they leave the room, they find that the entire place has been covered in a layer of water and the doors they entered in have been closed and all the lights have turned red and they navigate their way back to the big factory floor that they saw the battle happening in and the door has been completely broken open by a whole bunch of weird water-logged and barnable-covered zombie things that look like they have thrown themselves but they're able to get it open. Oh, you left out Jeremy Stevenson. And they... Oh, yes. They got in there. They did at one point before that you guys went into the last room that you hadn't visited and you know, the weird existential construct that was sitting in the corner and had been for thousands of years. He was adorable and we loved it. And so we took him in and then we went to go figure out how to escape this place that was now full of water and red lights. So we go into like this... We do have a super chat real fast, sorry from Candy Meow. I feel like we didn't appreciate Kyle's fantastic artwork of all the party characters enough. It looks beautiful keeping your great door monster work greetings from Germany. But a different place every time. The art is awesome. Kyle put more effort into like any one of those drawings and I've put into any... So we eventually make it into like the big like open like room area in the back which has another set of large doors on the other side. And a conveyor belt in the middle. And a conveyor belt with a Gatling gun in the corner. There's all kinds of crap in here. Three large cylinder containers against the wall that we enter in from holding like 20 foot tall Jade constructs. We didn't see what was there at first. You went into the control panel during the ensuing fight and turned them on and like this thing opens up and it's just a big greeting robot face inside. Right, right. And there's a control panel on top of that on the door. There are bigger doors on the far end of this thing being held open by a giant lobster creature that has jammed itself into the doors. Right. So we all split up in this room. I grew up to the control panels above the Jade construct enclosure. I run up to a giant Gatling gun. And meanwhile I struggled to run up to anything because I'm slow because I'm a tray. Matt like busts and starts taking out shadow creatures one by one. Oh yeah, zombies. Literally. Just destroyed. When we say Matt, we mean for a boy, Matt actually wasn't there for this session unfortunately. Well, I did better than I did now. And Dethokles has decided to walk towards the large lobster creature and do like a mind-thrust thing. It's of my people. Right. So this horrifying creature is holding open the doors to the giant something like Dethokles feels weirdly at home and we're all like oh fuck. And this whole time you guys have started hearing a voice booming throughout the thing saying that it knows you're here. It wants the prism and it's requesting that you come show yourself. Right. So Thomas starts doing like rolls here and there. We're like, what's happening? Turns out he was rolling to see if he was going to get like sway to the dark side. Pretty much. Because this creature and him have some kind of connection. He's a Jew. And I'm over here trying to figure out the control panels with the cute construct that we adopted into our family. He's so adorable. Poor Jim. And eventually you fight the lobster thing. Yeah, we all curl boy He's in cat shape. Yeah, he's in cat shape. Yeah, curl boy and I take on the lobster. You guys end up fighting pretty much everything in the room. Yeah, we weaken it because we're also shooting it with the Gatling gun. I was rolling like crap. Yeah, I mean I shot like at least like 12 bullets. Okay. I got it. I do so much. So I do so much damage. But this whole this particular fight this whole fight I did almost no damage. I was just rolling nothing. Yeah, you were slow. I had a hard time getting to places when I finally got there I was rolling like fives. All right, because you slipped and hit the three minutes. So we skip again. We teleport Thomas teleports that lobster thing with the wand because it's crushed by the doors anyway. And then you get the doors open the big doors you manage to flip all these switches the big doors open up and through the doors is a very stranger things ask like you touch the you touch the lobster with the wand. Yeah, he capture the lobster and then through the doors the tentacles coming out of the portal which seems to be the source of the voice. It's for at first they replace themselves as you attack them but they're So we all keep a safe distance except crow boy is like on his way shooting at it with a gun from a safe distance and then when Sir Douglas finally catches up he heads straight towards the tentacles So crow boy is like taking out these little they're in this room they're no these are shadow creatures I can't damage the shadow creatures so I went for the only fleshy thing I could see right so you head straight for the tentacles and he actually hits one right he tries to swing it one and it doesn't hit at all I think he rolled like a 21 and the tentacles just like part and move out of the way and then they grab him and grapple him at one point I had like 42 health it did 30 damage in one hit and I was down to like 12 and then at one point I was down to like 4 for some reason I was down to like 4 health so you guys grabbed the rest of you are trying to figure out how to shut this thing down and you realize several parts of it are jammed up with like metal bars so you're pulling stuff out psychically John is trying to access the controls in the back of the room and none of you have been able to figure out what they do yet so you end up helping him get there John is about to die I'm looking up death rules because I know that this thing's next turn John has to make a will save and if he fails which he will it pulls him into the portal and they will never see him again I was about to be out of the game Crowboy though shoots it with his armor gun right before the tentacles turn rolls a map 20 also we the gene that hasn't happened yet okay okay and he manages to sever the tentacle and escape and then also get hit by a single shadow in the room but get away with one health I have one health left and then your efforts back in the back managed to finally open up one of these things and a gigantic construct up to the control panel this whole time she's over her messing with the thing emerges from it and starts immediately focusing in on this portal and just starts shooting a laser out of its face and anything in its way and so it finally comes to a point where you pull the last thing out of the machine I think you or Crowboy or somebody like cranks the control around in the control panel and then something breaks all the lights turn off the portal the tentacles just like get sliced off and fall the ground and then the cycles through and you guys see like multiple different planes flashing through and so finally it lands on what looks like your plane but somewhere else and then the portal starts closing so everyone has to just book it through this thing as fast as possible which is easier because thankfully you're playing your song that increases everybody's speed the only person to try to everybody win but here's the thing the entire facility the entire facility was on lockdown the front door was completely locked and shut and there was no lights in the place at all anymore and there was still John talking Nester Douglasburg and there's still a giant baby or a still a baby monster goes in there after him so I grab him oh is that why you grabbed him it is so I grabbed him because he stopped all rushing to get through so he hesitates or I used to think he hesitates and he stops and I grab him and I jump through with him and then as the portal's closing behind us we see Jeremy Jeremy Sheamus Chad or whatever his name is Jeremy Charles Chad or something I don't know we know there's Jeremy in there somewhere but we gave him like four different names so we just combined them all he's like running at us and I'm like no like running and waving in the distance and then the portal closes and we left off with this group standing outside the middle of like like Oklahoma basically just just wide open fields in front of this this closed arch portal thing now and in the distance there are several wooden houses and that's that's where we're starting up next time why was it boys that's the whole story that's what's happening that's what's happening that's over so next time we play we're gonna start up on that session we're gonna record it and if it turns out I'll be posting it on this channel you're posting this to the channel too right so people can refer back yeah yeah people who start late but yeah that's basically the story what do you guys think are you interested in seeing more of that do the characters sound interesting is that like a story that is actually interesting to watch more of with these guys playing we lost half our audience we did yeah there's a lot of talking yeah this is gonna be more useful later on I think right this is more of a reference back to you should put like like time stamps in the description for when this goes in yeah well somebody will do that someone else will do that basically there's four big there's four big sections you have the Colosseum you have the dragon cobalt things and then you have his village his village and then the Dwarven area yeah I think most people that are watching this are probably interested in I mean probably if you've stuck around this long I assume you're interested in seeing the actual game be played yeah and it's yeah it's way more fun actually I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean it's way more fun actually watching because these guys are great at playing their characters it's been fun and Kyle's a great DM Kyle's a great DM Kyle's an outstanding DM yes and we'll be able to have you know hopefully more more guest appearances and stuff in future episodes and things like that a lot of it has you don't know you don't know what I'm doing alright whatever but yeah basically the only the only things that we're thinking about are like I'm sure that it's still just as fun for us to continue playing how who is this now the other stuff that we're doing later that I'm not going to mention right here yeah that's pretty much the plan and we're going to record them we're going to post them up separately they're not going to be live because again this is a nightmare to try and put together you can just keep the close anyone's welcome to answer Rachel what's up that's pretty much it's Matt you guys were staying with us so I think that's pretty much it for the stream today though we're going to go ahead and close this down thank you guys for tuning in and listening to the the long D&D story and tune in when we when we actually get started we're going to record it I think in a couple of weekends if everybody's available and then hopefully that means we'll have it up like roughly by the end of this month or early next month we'll have the first session up yeah alright thanks everybody who stuck around yeah bye bye everybody I'm going to rush over there and try to turn this off now so the longer you take the more awkward this is going to be