 legend in don't block make a bit of noise for oh shit on the left hand side making his return to the league since his battle with big J is sober make a better noise for one so free round well oh shit when the flipper decided to want to start off the eighth birthday so it's round number one and oh shit let's go let's get this straight from the start I am without a doubt the hardest battle rapper on this card you'll be knowing that so after I knock Matt off of the fuckhouse so people please stop gassing them first time I met them I said one what's happening my G what's been happening this mommy could just like oh exams being passing the occasion is for dickheads but I'd rather be dumb as shit and actually touch the tits van nice off the top and van vee references were irrelevant well I do too but just remember I'm twice the man you are and I have half the brain that you do a bitch ass wiser than a massive big poop no guy watching Planet f2 have a care for you you bounce into the barbers and go the faggots are doing those kids who suffers from all sorts of allergy types listen every hot day in summer half your family dies listen oh scalp your school with a Stanley knife you are the English stereo type on family guy killed me before you left your house for this event your father said there won't be any collards will there there's a nightmare for one's parents who's waste here is one with bad hair and he likes airings it's not just normal high education maybe you should stop fucking learning so what is shite dead to hype he has his own ethnicity extra white your chick get my dick stiffer the Scotts down the rest of the fight you look like you're watching a basic challenge with the sand and still get all the fucking questions getting off of those shay I was in awe and shocked I finally had a chance to war with God I don't love legend I was flattered what I did on to afford this shot so I checked out your recent battles each of which I thought to watch but then I sort of stopped you're the battle with orcs that's a little more than half an hour battle with bar that was on all the dogs next month this guy's short performs a lot wait did a tune to with bloodstrobe I have a fub do I call this off you accept so many battles you know your habits getting dangerous when you forget that you're battling until you get invited on the Facebook event you've seen him like twice before but everyone's writing goodbye messages so you think you're our side in short and it's the equivalent of that every time this fucking guy performs because you put your name on the card when you've got no idea who you're writing for I was like whoa she's got loads of fame I better think of something don't say I'll name me you thought land you've longed and big team time for those Harry Baker throw away I'm not hurry those comparisons incredibly shit it's Juan what don't block heartthrob since Carlos left her a bit I'm the pangest of this ever so big on the pangest of this ever so big even heretics complexion is jealous of this middle-class blonde guy every birthday from what I remember you were debatable with Harry the twist left you boarded and severed and now you've got me your future's looking older than ever to be Frank Ocean ready for another blonde on his record performance that's a code bud Mandy and stellar performance we still see your jaw swinging at every event you roll but you thought you would have learned after that heroin the Gemma told but you're still getting lines of different plugs like Della so she got a son now so that shit's tragic you know it's a bit backwards when he hasn't said his first word spells out MDMA better start thinking about changing the subject how about we talk about the myverse battle when you said that you came on your son's head you can't tell if it's tears or calm when he's starting to cry X more in his face it's just last month supplied as hardened and dry that moment he's been feeling a lot darker inside your son's like Harry Potter because what you left on his forehead scarred him for life person this bow there's some shit you couldn't help but address there was no point in flipping the coin because with oh shit we toss seems to end up on heads your son's good family for that I don't have any bars I just think that is a laugh that you haven't covered a thing like that since the last time you shout that shit about the MDMA fridge magnets was exceptionally poo because my sunken spell cocaine and ecstasy too funny as fuck you're really cool with a pen congratulations you don't flops hard from in a room full of men I thought I best come through with some great weird play so here it goes my cock will make a gang get ass from here back to Oxford sing it down so quick you will smash your coccyx I have never hit anyone that obnoxious but heavily planned and possibly said head in the sand but the stupid shit I do there's a better demand I'm not the sharpest tool in the box I'm an ever been fine plus I say about my cock I am one hell of a man scout scout just go with a Stanley knife you can marvel at this comic shit like a Stanley night that a fucking handy wipe I've seen you I've seen you legless off ice on some bambi shite does your mother know what you got up to at the 7th birthday last year when your job was swinging from here to here to here I looked and thought a three-year-old on crack day-out day you are the definition of a transgender you have one pull of a spliff of muck like you've been on a three-month crack bender this is Michael fastbender when we have shirards and it's you use this hand gesture your mum seen my cock and said fuck yeah it's great my ball skills so good I can not make a snake and both heads it's it's faith because oh shelly Jake Miller chief you look like you helped create wicker leaks listen Twitter feed is when to can take the poo listen I hate your crew you ordered mastermind of pay-per-view when most people encounter a shark when most people encounter a shark when they plan to see the world when you first encounter the shark you've got banned from seawall from seawall but when I start getting personal and give them heat you'll start having flashbacks to that shark again because this is where shit gets deep as we all love Flossy and your love seems like the strongest name but since your relationship in you end up being on a cocaine and vodka team your friendship with him died the moment that you got it in you put your boo over mine like Sally and monsters in there must have been another guy didn't let you blow in a box you weren't a should be getting offers all over the shop friendship with Michael right to the seams you called Flosson managed to slip in between through the skin of your teeth you treated that friendship like that sharp that you fit in your schemes you shit on it forgetting that there's plenty other fish in the sea listen to me Steve you're fucking back stabbing Judas hold your breath but because he's been friends with blood show for years but still hasn't taught him to malty yet how does it feel having bloodstroy send you bars and you have to fake it like great job don't worry I feel your pain I do the same with my main bra I have the Q worst type man in battle rap you need to know their place but just because Rob shit doesn't mean his guns won't blow today what can run upon you and Morrison's will probably be put in cokes away we'll catch you in the juice aisle that's where he'll find ocean spray but little Steve loves his gun bars yellow glass the clock and Morrison's worker slash shooter boy you hard or what but even morrisons let you go left you when you're asked to rock so the only time steel get fired and Liverpool is at his next supermarket job I was half way through writing these claims until I realized there's no point trying today when he's gonna shout yeah every line that I say not not an interrupting O.J. these are changes the way he used to spray rhymes oh back when crowds of 10 shared over race type jokes but the shark shit is no longer the great white hope it's 2016 you idiot we don't Google it with Syria in jokes we know you work hard but you shouldn't have to get a search bar up and search bars up to find O.J. Google map Liverpool and search bars up fucking rounds in your guy jeep is hungry want to get around up how about you try being funny I guess mr. Google it didn't quite see me coming the result could be anything but I'm feeling lucky the ninth battle there is no stop in the blind listen I've not sat for morrisons because I was fucking robbing it blind listen I'm a punch man in his big dome the only good bar in your fucking ringtone my personal pride yes and I just get on the pace what the fuck that I'm like who wants to see a little bit transition from me gone from top to bottom has gone through everlessly but no one has been shitter consistently better than me my days are numbered like the dates because I had to fight the case but I won that shit because I'm nice like that and how many of you people have actually seen a suitcase full of clothes fight back I can't believe I've come here off a week long bender it's about fucking Egon Spengler it's 2016 ten ups I'll smash you blow you up landmine like what we've said they put a miracle miracle against the Liverpool criminal Liverpool this is uncertain not prepared for you lot but you want to stop getting called a scowl Steve stop wearing the cost Lions represent courage a reminder of why didn't ever scare this one's represent beauty and grace and angelic flair don't represent companionship because real friendships around the cost crocodiles represent shop lifters everywhere they put a kid that's fucking amazing against the live apodian racist right race bars for you I didn't get any joy you want to stop getting called a scous racist stop wearing Henry Lloyd those represent character they tell us who you really are G you might wear the top hat if you're extremely balmy you might wear cargoes if you're mean and hardy you might wear Henry Lloyd if you're a neo Nazi I'm sorry I really really really didn't want to par Liverpool but look at his clothes hairpide and accent you are Liverpool any international fans and you know our seizure you want to learn about Liverpool there's not loads to teach you just take two or three seconds to look at O'Shea's features I know right I wouldn't want to go there either it's an excellent fancy dress you made an easy mistake but even so a JD sale rap that is genius man but when O starts pounding you he usually starts with a freestyle about your shoes where he literally distates the brand but says nothing else about the shoes look at you you are a nice you virgin this guy's observant you know that your eyes are working yeah you were here from the beginning and we watched your comedy rap watching you now just like watching a zombie popping up back so those shoot we stars are fitting now that floppies and want this to out because you started from the ground up only to make a mockery of the brand but your attitude to battling similar to how it is with drugs when you start lacking substance you know you've got to pick it up but you've come down hard every time you get a little buzz and just keep going when you know it's time to give it up so give it up now you can tell with the state of the bars I'm using I spent more time shitting than preparing for this dude so for the next 10 seconds I'm just gonna stare at this fruit