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Davis There are several reasons I guess I like to get my desk in order see that the blackboards are all clean and ready Besides, I won't be the only teacher at school this morning a certain biology laboratory has to be put in shape for the coming term, too I see and there's a certain biology teacher who's going to do the pudding in shape That's right a certain male biology teacher mm-hmm a Certain male biology teacher named Philip Boynton Might have known You get a different look when you just start thinking of him a sort of golden light flood your eyes at the mention of his name It's like somebody stuck a fork into two poached eggs Well, that's a pretty thought but I am fond of the bashful brood However, there's something else that's been on my mind lately I ran into some teachers the other day and there's a rumor that some changes are going to be made in our faculty Nonsense Connie these silly rumors start flying around before every new term Why down at the ladies league luncheon the other day I even heard that mr. Conklin might be leaving Madison what without mr. Conklin as our principal Madison wouldn't be Well, it just wouldn't be a high school anymore. What would it be a paradise? Who told you about his leaving? Oh, nobody told me it's just some ladies league scuttlebutt Well, I guess I'll find out more about the situation at school today Walter Dentons driving me down this morning Oh, what's wrong with your car? Oh, I had a little trouble with the drive shaft yesterday What happened to it? It fell down an open manhole It was nice of you to pick me up this morning Walter. It's a labor of love oh fair one I promise to help Harriet Conklin get things straightened out at school. Oh is Harriet coming in today, too? Yes, ma'am. I'm picking her up on our way down. She always likes to help old marble head I mean her dad get things ready before school officially opened Yes, I know but how come she isn't driving down with him Oh, they're cars in the repair shop at the bottom of the motors all ripped up It seems some idiot left a drive shaft sticking out of an open manhole It takes all kinds of drivers to make a world. Don't I Mr. Conklin been acting lately Walter awful even for him Harriet told me yesterday He's been tense and irritable all week long. That's par for the course, isn't it? What do you suppose he's worried about though you got me Now here's the house miss Brooks I'll go up in the porch and get Harriet you wait right here. All right, Walter Tell us I'm going along with us. I don't know if he's quite ready yet, Walter Just a moment. I'll call him. Oh, I'm good. Me walk daddy's been in a pretty bad mood lately The walk will do him good. Okay. Let's get started Harriet. See you later, Mrs. Conklin Bye mother. I'll be back as soon as I help daddy get Madison organized. All right, dear Have they gone? Yes, I'll good. Good. There's something. I'd like to tell you about my dear something I wouldn't want blabbed all over town Now are good. That's no way to talk about your own daughter Harriet never gossips. I was not referring to Harriet I'm talking about her idiot consort There ever was a marble head it's that boy However, what I wanted you to know is that your husband Osgood Conklin principal may soon be Osgood Conklin assistant supervisor of schools in this area No, well, it's not definite of course as a matter of fact I just read of my predecessor's transfer, but it shouldn't take the board long to pick out his successor Do you really think you've got a chance Osgood chance? What other principle has a better chance the job requires tax charm diplomacy and intelligence You've got a chance Osgood Selected when will you find out about it probably within the next few days? That's why I'm going into school today and clean up my office from top to bottom Never know when the head of the board might drop in but that suit you've got on it It's practically in tatters what you expect me to wear around dirty desks and dusty files my frock coat If you'll excuse me my dear, I'll cut along to school. Well, don't walk too fast here Remember what dr. Frank said while you're on your diet. You mustn't exercise too strenuously dr. Frank Dr. Frank's fault that I've got to take up all this weight. What do you mean? He hadn't cleared up my ulcer three years ago I'd never have gotten so stout Oh well food isn't everything before you go dear. I'd like to ask a favor Yeah, Lucy snodgrass phoned a little while ago and told me her washing machine is broken Naturally, I offered to put her laundry in with ours this afternoon That should make our laundry very happy What do you want me to do about it It's coming down to school today to clean up the gym He'll put the bundle in your office and I'd like you to bring it home for me a charming assignment Well, I'm leaving Martha. You may kiss me now. Thank you dear At ease Steady girl steady School isn't so bad when you just volunteer to come I better get right into daddy's office and start cleaning up Oh, what's your hurry kids? It's a beautiful day Why don't we sit out here in the sun together and chat for a while? If you say so miss Brooks. Well, good morning folks, mr. Boy So long kids that goes for us too, Walter Come on. You can give me a hand with the closet. Okay, my sweet adio steer teachers my water Well, miss Brooks. Are you all ready to plunge into another school semester? All I've got to do is hold my nose and jump in How about you mr. Bynton? Well, I'm looking forward to it I have heard some rather disturbing rumors lately rumors. Yes I heard there's going to be some kind of a shake-up in the faculty this term Hope it doesn't affect any of the teachers. I know like whom mr. Bynton Well like mr. Dewitt or mr. Norman or miss Enright. Oh Of course, I I didn't mention the one person whose dismissal would affect me the most and who's is that mine? Ford to stay out of work for any length of time It would work a considerable hardship on my family you mean your mother and father Well, yes, they'd have to send me even more money than they do now Bynton what makes you so sure you're the one who's going to be fired. Oh, I'm not really sure It's just it well if it were me I wouldn't know quite what to do about it My goodness to hear you talk anyone would think you were some kind of helpless moron instead of a brilliant Handsome personable capable scientist Oh me? Yes, you That's the way you should consider yourself always What do you suppose would happen if you lost your job here at madison? Do you think you'd have to pack your clothes in a bindle and become a hobo? Do you think you'd have to shuffle through life like like this poor tramp coming towards us? No, but I should say you wouldn't why you oh excuse me mr. Boynton I've just got to give this poor old bum a few sands Here you are my good man. Get yourself a bowl of hot soup No, thanks. I just had breakfast Please forgive me sir. I I didn't recognize you in that old suit Wearing it because I have a lot of cleaning up to do today. Of course, sir. Miss Brooks didn't mean to be He never does Now if you'll excuse me. Oh, here you are daddy. I found this bundle of laundry in your office. Know anything about it? Uh, yes. Yes, Harriet. It belongs to mrs. Snodgrass. I'm taking it home to your mother this afternoon Now for heaven's sake, let's get into school and clean out my desk. Yes daddy. See you later folks. All right, Harriet Did you hear that mr. Boynton? He's going in to clean out his desk and those old clothes he was wearing Taking laundry home to his wife You know, he must be the one who's been canned dismissed Oh It seems to add up all right. Oh poor mr. Conklin. How could the board do such a thing all these years as a principal and suddenly You know, mr. Conklin has irritated me on occasion, but if he's actually out of a job Well, it's hard to hate a man when he's down Now this may not sound like me mr. Boynton, but i'm going to do everything in my power to show mr. Conklin I'm behind him. What are you going to do miss Brooks? I'm going right in and help him clean out that office Our miss Brooks starring eve arden will continue in just a moment But first here is verne smith reader's digest reports the results of one of the most extensive experiments in dentiferous history Yes, reader's digest reports the very same research which proves brushing teeth right after eating with colgate nettle cream Stops tooth decay best and here are additional important facts Over a two-year period the colgate way stopped more decay for more people than ever before reported in dentiferous history Yes, the colgate way of brushing teeth right after eating stopped tooth decay best Better than any other home method of oral hygiene even more important There were no new cavities whatever for more than one out of three who used colgates as directed No other dentiferous Has proof of such results the best results ever reported for a dentiferous of any type And you should know that colgate dental cream while not mentioned by name was the only toothpaste used in the research reported in july reader's digest Yes, colgate dental cream and only colgate dental cream was used in this research So always use colgates to clean your breath while you clean your teeth And when you follow the colgate way colgate dental cream stops tooth decay best Well, miss brooks was practically convinced last friday that mr. Conklin had lost his job as principal of madison high But knowing what a proud man he is she refrained from mentioning it and spent the morning getting her classroom in order for the fall semester About noon she and mr. Boynton headed for marty's mulch shop across the street Tell me mr. Boynton. Have you confirmed our suspicions about mr. Conklin's dismissal? No, I haven't I've been pretty busy getting the lab in shape We could be wrong, you know, uh-huh. Well, here's marty's So isn't that stretch snod grass behind the soda fountain? Yes, it is Since when does madison star athlete become a soda jerk? Why not? He's a natural for the job Let's go in, huh Hello stretch. What's the good word? All right That's a pretty good word How come you're working here stretch? I thought you came down to school to straighten out the gym Oh, I've done that already stretch. I did that No wonder it looks so neat when I got there I'm just minding this place till marty gets back. Oh, where's marty? He's out to lunch But I'll take your order folks. He's out to lunch. What's wrong with the food he serves here Please not while I'm ordering Oh, the food here is all right, but marty likes to change once in a while. He's over at chesaninis. It's an Italian restaurant You know a pizza rizza rizia A pizza rizza rizia Yes, ma'am. They fix veal a certain way. He likes it. Scallopini? No, they only charge 40 cents a plate We got a veal cutlet blue plate here today that looks good It comes with mashed potatoes and lime of beans and includes dessert and coffee How much does that cost stretch six bits you think you'd like that miss brooks sounds fine stretch Okay, how about you mr. Boyden? What's um, uh, how much is six bits 75 cents? I see how much is the pork chop blue plate? Well, that's 65. He'll take that Good stretch Now about mr. Conklin mr. Boyden if he hasn't lost his job here, I'd feel awfully foolish if we often This looks quiet here. He just came in. Oh, hello there getting a bite of lunch. Well. Yes, sir Why don't you join us mr. Conklin and sit right down here. Oh stretch coming up right up folks. Here's your lunch Oh, hi mr. Conklin. I'm pinch hitting for marty today. What can I get you? I'll have some cottage cheese just a small portion, please about 15 cents worth the glass of buttermilk The five cents glass Is that all you're gonna eat in my present condition that's all I can afford to eat Yes, sir. I'll get it for you right away mr. Conklin Hi everybody feeding your assorted faces Walter Denton There's room at this table water. Okay. I'll just help myself to some chow off this steam table. I'll be right over Hey stretch What's underneath this gooey looking black barbecue sauce? I don't know water. I'll take it If Denton is coming to this table, I'll sit at the farthest possible end of it Oh, but mr. Conklin, we please I have little enough to eat. I might as well try to enjoy it Here we are Guess what's under this sauce a bowl of noodle soup No ribs spare ribs. Oh, I want a dish Well, mind if I join you folks. I'm gonna eat my lunch now too. I'm not at all stretch sit right down here Thanks. First, I'll bring mr. Conklin his cheese and buttermilk There thank you Now I'll park me and my hot dogs and sauerkraut and baked beans right over here Oh Mr. Boynton, we've got to do something about mr. Conklin. He sounds like he's famished Maybe we could share some of our lunch with you. Oh, of course Uh, mr. Conklin, I've got a tremendous veal cutlet here. Wouldn't you like to taste a piece of it? No, thank you Well, how about a nice pork chop mr. Conklin can't touch them Walter ask mr. Conklin to have some of your spare ribs. I'm sure he likes those So do I I Walter I can't explain now, but your girlfriend's father is in a very bad way. He can't even afford a square meal What? Oh gosh, I didn't know it was that bad. Well, I couldn't stand by and let a dog star How about a nice spare rib prince? Some of my spare ribs, sir What am I a disposal? We just believe in share and share alike especially with our principal You are our principal, aren't you? Well as to that daddy, can you come over to your office right away? Mr. Stone is on the phone. I'll be right there Harriet. Tell him to hold on one moment Right daddy. This is the call. I've been expecting or of war my friend You mean you're leaving mr. Conklin. I'll see you all before I go. I'm sure Remember Everything happens for the best Well, it's true. He's being fired. Even Harriet didn't know about this Oh, we gotta do something if he's so broke. He can't even order a decent lunch. How's he gonna feed his family? I got an idea Why don't we do it? My mother done send laundry over to mrs. Conklin She's got a washing machine and she could charge so much a bundle. We'll call on all our neighbors I'm sure they'll be glad to help and all of us will help mrs. Conklin and Harriet do the laundry That's us all for one and one for all In union there is strength old friends are the best friends six semper supersud Hopefully nice of you all to help out like this But I can't help wondering what mother will think when she gets back from her shopping trip It'll be a nice surprise for her Harriet But we got enough business here to tide mr. Conklin over for two weeks Did you rig up the clothes line in the yard mr. Barton? I did. I also put some up in the living room We'll need every inch of space we can get stretches still out getting more bundles I had no idea daddy was in such dire straight But with friends like you nobody could ever consider themselves poor A friend in need is a friend indeed Your problem is our problem if I've said it once I've said it twice six semper supersud So you see mr. Conklin the social duties that go with the position of assistant supervisor are most important That's why I brought you to my home mr. Stone I I want you to see for yourself what a charming background for entertaining mrs. Conklin has furnished Uh under my supervision cross right up these steps if you please Let's see now where's the key You will realize that you'll be called upon to receive city officials As well as many of our most influential pta members from time to time. Oh, of course, of course. Yes. Ah, here we are After you thank you Now if What in the world is this Sheets and towels hanging everywhere. Is this a laundry room laundry room? Where did you? How could you? Say it does look like somebody's laundry. It looks like everybody's laundry I I can't understand this. Let's go into my den and then I've I've mr. Stone Mr. Where are you mr. Stone? I'm over here in the underwear department. What is the meaning of this? I I don't know anything about it mr. Stone But I assure you sir that I try mr. Conklin business is great. Here's four more bundles snod grass But no time to keep us with you now. I got to get some more stuff down the block Oh before I go I'd like to remind you about that bundle my mom sent over whatever you do Don't put no starch in my running pants I Got to bend my legs getting over those hurdles, you know Wait right here mr. Stone. I'll get to the bottom of this at once What the devil's going on here? Oh shucks. We wanted to surprise you Surprise me shut that contraction off point and yes, sir Now speak somebody and speak quickly. Well, we thought that shut up Mr. Brooks, what are you people doing here trying to help make both ends meet mr. Conklin? What both ends? You're both ends It sir we fired I'm up for the most important job of my career and the president of the board of education is standing in my living room right now Up to his neck in underwear Mr. Brooks while I'm composing myself I want you to go into that living room and tell mr. Stone you're completely to blame for this outrage Me but how can I don't care how just do it Because if I don't get this promotion, you will never get me out of your hair No, it's me sir. Ms. Brooks. Where are you? I can't seem to see you You'd have a better view sir. If you'd just drop that little flap in front of you He must forgive the appearance of mr. Conklin's living room mr. Stone Why must I because it's my fault? You see my washing machine broke down and mrs. Conklin was kind enough to let me rinse out of my personal things and hers Do you expect me to believe that this laundry is all yours? That's what I hope you'll believe But there are 24 bed sheets hanging here. I have twin beds And how do you explain the fact mr. Brooks that there are men's pajamas hanging here pajamas. Well, I I bought them for my hope chest 16 pairs I got a lot of hope To wear pajamas myself, but these are all different sizes. Well, sometimes I feel smaller than others Right now I could curl up in the cuffs Oh, look mr. Stone, there's no use my trying to deceive a clever man like yourself. I better tell the truth It's about time You see we thought mr. Conklin was about to be canned about to lose his position as principal at madison So in order to help out until he got another job. We started this little laundry business in his home And who is we mr. Brooks another teacher and some of the students You mean that you felt such an intense loyalty for this man that you all rallied around in time of his need Well, he looked so hungry Trust mr. Brooks has cleared this matter up to your complete satisfaction mr. Stone She certainly has ours good As a matter of fact, she's been a great value in helping me to arrive at a decision about our new Assistant supervisor You mean I'm it Noah's good. You're out Any man who commands such respect and admiration from his colleagues is much too valuable just where he is Mr. Stone, that's my final word Stay where you are principal conklin. Good day Well, mr. Brooks, I'm gonna wash that burns in just a moment, but first beautiful Luster cream girl Tonight. Yes tonight show him how much lovelier your hair can look after a luster cream shampoo Luster cream world's finest shampoo No other shampoo in the world gives you k-dumas magic blend of secret ingredients plus gentle lanolin Better than a soap better than a liquid. 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Oh, let's see that It says dear miss Brooks just a slight token of appreciation for your efforts on my behalf Let it serve to as an admission that I have long underestimated your various capabilities Please accept this package in the spirit in which it is offered And for heaven's sakes not too much starch in the collars Brought to you by luster cream shampoo for soft glamorous Hair and cold gate dental cream to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and help stop tooth decay Our miss Brooks starring eve arden is produced by larry burns written by al louis with the music of wilbur hatch Mr. Boynton is played by jeff chandler. Mr. Conklin by gale gordon Others in tonight's cast were jane morgan dick crana gloria mcmillan lennard smith virginia gordon and bill john stone Doctors prove palm olive soap can bring you a lovely a complexion in 14 days Yes, 36 leading skin specialists proved in tests on 1285 different women that palm olive soap facials using nothing but palm olive Brought new complexion beauty to two women out of three Just wash your face three times daily with palm olive soap each time for 60 seconds Massaging palm olive's beauty lather onto your skin then rinse and pat dry So start your palm olive facials today. Remember doctors prove palm olive soap can bring you a lovely a complexion in 14 days Like mysteries that are as full of chuckles as chills be sure to hear mr. And mrs. North Every tuesday over this same network Don't miss the exciting and laughable adventures of these amateur detectives here. Mr. And mrs. North every tuesday night And be with us again next week at this same time for another comedy episode of our miss brooks bobleman speaking