 Fiddler's elbow we have reached the ultimate main event of the day if you're in a fucking building make some noise Social media you can follow me on at her at instant Jack is all on the screen right about now This is a dog a flop training days event the story behind this battle is fucking insane I've been saying this all week this battle all came from a fucking Facebook post on a forum saying I think I quote I miss battling in a small room and here we are right here back in the small room It's gonna be amazing This is a judge battle as well make some noise make some noise for G-dash judging his battle Alright for this main event one of the guaranteed UK verse UK classics of 2016 on my right hand side his biggest battle today a fucking killer Shocks the rebel inside is an absolute honor to introduce the undefeated former don't flop champion UK hip-hop legend, please make some noise for Tony D Before we get a battle popping this is a training days event That means the usual don't flop staff team and absolutely nothing to do with the organization So please everybody to build and give it up for Danny Jack and the rest of Professionals it's been absolutely amazing. I can honestly say this has been possibly the best dog Event atmosphere we've had in a long time. So let's get a pop in Oh, we did the handshake correct on camera Five judges. I hope you're ready fill us up on next in line number one So the legend goes if you spit three rounds you don't lose Family first bit one. Do you won't move? You won't move Goku. I'm out of this world with the punches soon as I heard your name a dozen rows They come in bunches. I'm the thorn in your sight see watch me tow it home Everyone can see that I'm hungry dog. That's why they throw a bone now. I gotta try Try airing them. It's like on my librarian because soon as the date was stamped the only job left with the lower tone Let's get it bro. I know you ain't come like for this. I've got love for you and the crew But I dished you all when I was writing this. We don't know you're a rider I dished you all when I was writing this we don't know you're a rider But lately you're looking too tired to handle bars carrying locks over your shoulder like a cyclist Look, I had to spit a line you could feel could a clown do for being a nurse when you ain't but I ain't trying to be chill I got even nothing but real skilled a pen cut for razor in the base of your neck We'll feel still if he move he getting cut into that's killed Bill Watch him choke for six minutes then died. I said, you know I'm the real deal No, bro, that's a low blow. You've got to see things from a rider's point of view once you go pro bro that That battle was like what you crash footage from dashboards fun Let's see a rider try switch lanes in a jog and get smashed on cam Man before that battle but our VT straight lines claiming you were better. She was GTA 5 It's playing it was a setup plus you've got given work for your FIB So it felt like pulling teeth to see your pain in front of Trevor Brother, whatever you tell yourself you came into dying do nothing else You can't take a shift up from fate either. I kill him with a pros or is Indiana Jones Man, I'm breaking your temple and use the whip to escape So let's go star right now. I feel like I could send a soul to heaven without death. No pause They wanted hey so let's go star right now I feel like I could send a soul to heaven without death. No power on dope lines around the globe Escobar So when I send them to test me everyone got spun three rounds and you don't lose, but you just lost one So first they sent me raptor and now next in line is shocks. I swear it's like they got me It's some sort of doorman for the title shot But I find it odd The time is kind of off because if you're talking levels in this game, bro, they know I'm the final boss So say your prayers find the cross Confess your sins get right with God your graves done You just stick to the script and I supply the plot do you pluck the face? He came shot that mean it's time to watch To protect what I built I sent shots into the ground like lightning rods. I mean Don't even think winning news for you get neck on the line. That's trying to hang with me like twin lynchings That's gallows humor and we're gonna swing to your limbs twitching I'll be his victim in a battle ring All right before that's happening. You'll see a mannequin flinching. I Mean this shit different I'm so many steps ahead. It looked like I'm dancing on your boat like holding big pimps I'm ready in the face car some dark dim up like skin pigment this Instinctive it's free rise of red hot spit. I'm bringing static car. That's what you get shocks with If you below par dead it could like Omar said it when you come at the king you best Headshot shit your brain splatter and paint man in the front row and skull bone and Ray Ma so that connection you build up it ain't matter because each Independent scheme will break the link like a chain snatch up So it's time for war And the pit for my we get live for sure Because they cried the plate I beside of my food like a knife and fork this fire work I'm going off like gelada for By this fire work, I'm going off like gelada for You think man half bullshitting family. I don't mind at all. All I'm saying We're not saying it again All I'm saying is So I was gonna find a corpse the only job for Jed Mitchell is to chase your outlining truck on this It's where the line God this is God this is where the line is drawn We had to rumble and it's like you hear rumble because it sucks in the sky like a lightning storm and that's time My brother you really do look like hollow fun Maybe that's why they say you're a donut rapper. No, but she looks like it's dead But it ain't really this footage you gonna look like I'm doing holographic. Don't discredit my streets Don't discredit my street shit. That's a raw mootie. I've got brothers on my block who want to put four through me That's why I battle because I don't a clips on the TV will help me escape a trap like a sore movie and you You make all your cake wrapping the champion champion spitting poison for pay packets That shit made me want to get crazy with arms around me the strapping my back making me want a straight jacket that bar insane But you play the Joker with me get boxed in the asylum them waking silence with black around your eye That's the hangover on that means set levels then put your back against the wall like a flat screen is taxing behind bars Don't doubt it's on your life. That's the end in a pen like Al Capone, bro I got one choice today I got one choice today either I'm folding or I win but either way I'm sour on putting heart and soul into this ring And I ain't got a sister like you none still you one seven on when you parked up It was good to see you a venture but Tony known for inventing shit. That's a start Yo, if I low-key live my brother's how long playing You're getting late to waste if I wave the pain on clock or mid-riff like Flavio Flavio You're getting late to wait If I wave the pain on clock or mid-riff like Flavio Flavio you can share a clip with your brothers like Damon Wayne so smile now So smile now I sweat the fucking god. I'm gonna go across with a free 57 if you don't dial it down wait Pull out your phones bring out the keypads and iron out. This is free 57 across if you dial it down And they're gonna call everyone not wrote this is for all those who said I was kidding to think up its summer gold tone I want the throne Don't know what the throne so I have to come see the kid turn my back on good Then bring fire like Prometheus. I don't care. I don't care our DPS with a punches It's over if I clap rounds this guy'll flip from the kick with his soldiers in the background in the booth In the booth. I'm too real In the booth, I'm too real. How does that sound fuck wrestling with the fact he's war. I'm laying a smackdown You will never smell fear on me. I don't care if you near godly It's funny you look like hollow man because I fucked around in the lab and walked out with a clear body She gave up quick like a microwave. You turn your back to me. You got your back to the future like Michael J And when I came to don't flop it was a different scene lot of mom jokes and willy things But when I came to don't flop it was a different scene lot of mom jokes and willy things and Sensor offending scars is with some singing speech Real rap credentials punch lines precision schemes. I mean I'll lay up the path for you like Michael Jackson and Billie Jean You walking in my steps my son you follow fashion in your bars like Westside gun. I put the hood on I Now they follow me on some Zimmerman. Hi for the floor. That's it. I water out a Michigan pipe You were cheap imitation of the right nice like I'm a sponsor. They're trying to get cracking. I'll tell him pack down I'll tell him pack down before Shocks cause me to blow a fuse and then that's life. So I mean I'm the total package. I'm taking all the boxes like night time You I'm ticking all the boxes like night time. You're stuck drop below my foot CFB shares get whacked No, if it's Jefferson status or Jeffers gentrification. Well, I know is when money in time you get in prised It's battle night and we bragging right for bragging rats Well, it ain't just the punch lines that damage guys a scandal like even a setup stinger get man drop like I love You get straight to that top-tier your top-tier off like magic Mike Listen, I'm comfortable with my sexuality Top-tier your top-tier off like magic Mike one ring and he's stuck with that bitch like Mary's life Light up your frame like a Paris night, but every rap you write you brandish knives max and nines, but that Villain act drag on stage like a pantomime. I mean Every six to eight bars. Are you stuck with a tech when in real life? You bring pastries to battle events I came fiddler to the cake shops But I was thinking money. He was thinking great British bakeoff When your missus kitchen, but the mission switching you got scales and powder and the whisker whisking But it's just plain flour. He's mr. Kipling Streaming big up Terry Baker. I'm expecting chess and steamsley. No, my selection of scones and cream tea So this one for the cause but there's blood on my apron and is that Let me show you one better for the culture when I flip straight through it See you come and take the cake from events. I'll bring cake to it You know lately for you Tony It feels like life's a beach the tides turned you're looking hurt and bamboozled thought you'd sure see a wave on gap Then a surfer ran through you man things you change You used to run through opponents now you just kind of walk it in known leads die elect for years And still couldn't talk to him. That's because you're a shit. That's because you're a serial procrastinator Leave it to the last minute for thoughts the job always uncanned beating around a bush like game did footy glock. What? I'm gonna take out your whole block get lots locked in a big way one cool have gems ripped from the hotel that Kim K You get to pass cuz I need to give me So your violent threats come off poor speak fully at me could get slumped. I'm a broad street bully wait Let me explain that feed your rep will hurt if they see who get pop backstage. So get down. I'm gonna get Get down or lay down, you know, I'm struck with heat down. It's like I'm Cassidy You won't make it a freeway begging me to put the beats on a one I wanted this but when your name alone that make of his dash waited years like the tone of Smith showed and Then the fans queued up to give you brothers cash The music was sick, but our work was less Tony D and more Tony Soprano That's a shame and a pity his name's Tony dangerous. I'm asking how dangerous is Sure, he said you need to cool the a a because you know to download eight rounds fine You are the a a you only good for the breakdown You want to take down my name, but it's too late now to stop me you need more than two airlines cocky cross the line I love you sweating over stairs like Rocky Loki I think I need a therapist But your current style of reveal your old and mock now I might jump the Dexter scissors give you DJ snips with a Dry block and I leave the top brown you See you wasted a chance to go global with your boys and you know it you chose getting high over making music I guess we this would you need to poison a poet? It is cool me skinny So what you need to know the brutal truth? No matter how fat that tummy get it's not bullet proof And furthermore you trying to bar with me like bars ain't me you said I'm good for the breakdown consider this to our a see us Occurred to me with a zoo blazing The kid employed schemes when he worked like youth training so you do that today then You stay on your job Then it sucks because you crossed the line and that's gap. Well, I pick it off in the car So I don't sugarcoat it for these apprentices, I mean I just fire them the pension the pension obscuring Because I didn't know what retire meant So this is a voluntary position to get that work from me Now that was a worker scheme to show you how he work a scheme on me You just pick a certain theme and then exploit every single fucking word at least It's just punch off the punch off the punch in abundance I'll put the squeeze on his pussy like a Trump introduction Punching abundance. I'll put the squeeze on this pussy like a That's where rock comes to refunction. It's a vibe bravam Smoother than a Sydney Dean lay up and white boys for the high jump I mean the same intentions of bell hook these punches paint you into the same corner as Kel Brooke Done came with a pen. I'm just describing your journey through hell look You just the fundraise I mean I'm aiming for paper. So you the target a gun range This is big money versus chump change this is my house and moving you up just improving the Feng Shui Catch a bad press just from what some say. I'm the PR editor Overhead lines the splash you on the front page. You you You unsafe You in the ring with a tough perform on you and my material that shit suited to something smaller If it ain't a gunline reference then you punch like bridging no shade Them lands one dimension As if I can't talk about that sweet talk, I've been through that shit came out of shit intact last week Talk about that street talk. I mean I've been through it and came out that shit intact last week I mean I sold a lot of drugs. Oh now you want some grab you need it Just holler off the cold word spurs because I get came up front for son like a top themselves My dogs just raising hell they be the first to let it ring. That's Alexander Graham Bell So if you feeling stupid you can leave leaking fluid, but why would I push your wig back? Mother nature don't beat me Usual suspects today presented listen a verbal against the usual suspects They present before me and when this mug drop the mess in the room until the rest of the story PS5 Tony give us the shots that I think shots took the first round clearly that I was actually very Before saying he might even win the bottle after that came up with the intensity that I don't think Tony could much in the first round Even though Tony's energy was good Breaking the tempo on escape a little bit like Indiana Jones bar was fire But then we got to the second round Tony the start of the back to the future a bottle kept it going I thought for the arm the cake shit was hilarious and pop a mug of shots his life still and further on with easy Tony so that's Tony to one let's go my scooters watch that Tony and shots about crazy. I Give it to one Tony Shots first round Tony edge double two to me. No body, but I give it to Tony to one. Don't flop next in line Shots against Tony D I gave that battle to one to Tony D Shout to shots. He came he came if you're still by storm I don't know why I'm judging this because this is the hardest thing ever. I gave first round shocks Second round was really debatable Meals tone But I do think there should be like a freestyle round or something to kind of like to make it as clear as it should have been Because that was like an incredible battle and calling it as incredibly difficult. So yeah to one time Yo JB judging shocks first time that was UK battle the year so far. I gave add to it I wrote down just to be sure because it's so fucking close. I gave shots the first round Just I thought I thought when he came out He was fucking killing it and then Tony didn't catch up to him second round. I thought Tony fucking steps it up I gave it to Tony Like quite clearly third round. I thought it was both of their best rounds, but I gave it to Tony as well So I gave it to you on Tony D Yo, we are back here outside Philizobo. We just come back from Tony D versus shocks hands down the best UK versus UK battle Of the year in my opinion. Please make some noise for these gentlemen, please We're about to announce the winner because this was judged. It's all mad. It was a unanimous decision It was five judges it was five nil and it went to Tony D make some noise Free run don't lose We did yes a one-of-one special custom cat from mr. Snappies encampment all the socials behind the screen right now There's literally only one of these cats bring the next online. These are black man's got the Tony's got the gold ring It wasn't predicted my name