 Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry for introducing ourselves here, for not introducing ourselves. This is James P. Madonna, Megalike 21 Live. It connected with the Facebook group International Brotherhood of Polyvans. I'm here with my very special guest all the way from Perth, Western Australia, Mr. Paul Terris Walkowinsky, and he is on the World Tour, Indian Club World Tour 2013. He is in New York City now, and he has come to my domain here, my residence in New Jersey, Northeastern New Jersey. Glad to have you with me, all the way, halfway around the world. Now, we're just going to do sort of a reality show. We're going to go about our business and we're going to demonstrate Indian Club and Persian Meals swinging. And right now, I'm going to be doing push-ups with the Shenna board. This is a high quality Shenna board, made by RevolutionClubs.net, as you can see. And so were my clubs. But anyway, right now Paul has a pair of white oak, British style Indian Clubs made by RevolutionClubs.net. I'm just going to do whatever. Let me check it out. It might be glare with the sun. Yeah, a little bit. It's okay. I'll rest a little. Then I'll do my next one. Here in this part of the country and it's supposed to dry off, which is good. It's actually a blessing that Paul could make it today and not yesterday because yesterday was rained out. Attempts some dive bomber push-ups on the Shenna. A piece of equipment. Very simple looking, but definitely not as popular as it should be. Okay, so this is a five pound revolution. Five pound white oak by RevolutionClubs.net. This is a sequence of outward swings, changing to parallels, changing to inward swings, changing back to parallels. Okay, so I say a tenth because you never know what's going to happen. Whatever happens, stays in this video. I don't believe in censorship. I'm going to attempt the Persian style push-ups that you see them doing in the Zircony with the Shenna board. This is Shenna, right shoulder, so I'm nursing that. I always like to go to failure on everything, but that's only me. Alternate heart shapes. I'll turn around and do them from both sides so you can see. This move I call the wave because it looks like a wave rolling into the sea shore. Sir, it's breaking down as it rolls up on the beach. Right, and then we reverse it. Wow, look at this coordination here. Okay, back to parallels. This is the Tom Burrows arm roll. That's an arm roll. That's no egg roll. Arm roll. Have a hard people. Try the heart shape. Very invigorating. I'm sure my tank top matches clubs. These are specially custom-made. Four-pole. I made them myself. Oh, bi-pole. Four-pole, of course. Made of pine. The only reason I painted them was basically so you could actually see how the roll happened. That's right, like a barbershop. That was the only reason I painted them. So you could see the roll. This man does his research before he does anything. That's very clever. And also, he designed them so they would be suitable for traveling. Be able to fit in his luggage. You all know how airline security can be nowadays. You know, they make you feel people up. I was felt up by the right airline security. That's another one. I tried the Carl Gotch. The one-armed style. It's sort of a one-armed style. It goes to the side. These are the eight-plant meals. Made of high-quality hickory. Painted deep royal purple. By RevolutionClubs.net. Owned by Mr. Christian Darce. These are the exact replicas of the ones from Iran. Owned by Richard R. M. McGuire. He is doing, Paul is doing the inside mill. Or inside mill heart shape or whatever you want to call it. No, it's inside. Inside mill. Well, it's a circle basically. It's inside a circle for a mill if you like it. How do you like that shape of Paul? It's very nice. In terms of smoothness of swing. And then, of course, with these you can go to the outwards too. So that's outward that way. Yeah, I haven't mastered that. And then to cap it all. Inside. Inside. Outside. Outside. Inside. Outside. Inside. Inside. Inside. Beautiful form. Of course, if you want to... I have a tape rule if you want to take the dimensions of those. I'm going to do what Carl Gotch called the pump handles. Almost like an old fashioned pump for a well. Mostly hissed triceps. It's a 20 pound revolution. Yeah, hickory. I call it my pickle barrel. Short, stubby, fat. High quality hickory made by RevolutionClubs.net. Kills my shoulder joints because it... I know it has a different feel to it. But, uh... My name is by WWE Hall of Famer, former world champion Bob Backwood. Much more intense than any crunches, leg raises, or sit-ups. This ground is lumpy so I'm going to do it the standard way. It's a real lumpy ground. This is a squat I learned by... This is a very effective lower body leg exercise. Explained to me by Richard R. McGuire, who was taught by an Iranian parliament in the Los Angeles area, I believe. It's a modified Hindu squat done the way the parliament showed Mr. McGuire. You grab the plugs and you hold them like skate poles. Yes, you are. I don't want to be accused of not bending my elbows. No pun intended. No, no, that's Cobbett and Jenkins. Oh, Jenkins. Mike doesn't like... I mean, he does them with a flat button, it's called, on demand. But he doesn't... I don't think he actually likes it very much. Well, from what I understand, it's a good idea to have the pinky be very comfortable. Yeah. In case you want to go to the very end. Sure. Oh, I see what you mean about ergonomics. Yeah. Ah, yes, the pump. I'll show you people in a little bit what we're talking about. So any woodturners out there in the world who want to apply science and common sense to their club design can give it a shot, you know? Now, you see the lumps? It's your grip. It's a hand grip. The hand grip, a few inches from the knob. You see how it flares out? All right. That's ergonomically comfortable for the natural gripping shape of the hand inside of your palm. For you visually impaired or visually implummed or papaya or whatever fruit you want to... Now, here's an experiment. So what I was talking about in the interview, if you watch the size of the circles that each one of these does, especially if I'm doing them behind my back. I see. It takes long. It's a circumference. Yeah. And I'm going to slow the smaller club down. So it's scribing a much different circle. Both of these clubs weigh the same people. Yeah, two pounds each. So I mean, basically, if we do 12, you know, I'll just turn around and do this one. Yeah. What? So you can see the size of the circle from the butt. The club with the red stripe is pine and longer. 24 inches long? 24 inches long. The short one is also two pounds, but it's made of white oak and, of course, shorter. You could feel the difference, too, when you swing it. It's not boredom yet, and you feel very thirsty and hot. You want to take a water break? Yeah. You want to take a water break? Come back out. This is a show. We'll continue. Greetings, everyone. Welcome to, I don't know, I guess you can call it Akara, Zirconay, New Jersey, if you want to call it that. Welcome to Indian Club World Tour 2013 with myself, James P. Madonna, my very special guest. I'm Perth, Australia, one of the world's most foremost authorities on circular training. Paul Tarris, Walko Winske. And this is phase two, since we had to take a water break. Icewater with London. Now, I want to do, let's see. Oh, are you on? No, I'm just, I've just got to change cameras, so I'm just quickly doing that now, so I didn't realize. Oh, okay. Well, anyway, at least my introduction is on something. Yeah, I'll wait till you get started before we do anything. Ah, refreshing breeze. Hey, here we go, Indian Club World Tour 2013, James P. Madonna, Paul Tarris, Walko Winske in the Garden State of New Jersey, just outside of New York City. Here we go. This is, of course, the Australian flag. Flag display by Paul. What happened? I didn't like that one. This is called a windmill, by the way. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah, I can see why. You got the alternate twirls. Twirls and... The flag is like a form of going from heavy to light, a cool down type of... Yeah. I am just... There's a neck bridge with a little resistance. Normally I do this on a thicker mat, but it's like seawater. It certainly is. Anyway, light quality, wood. White oak, white oak. Revolution Club's five pounds. This is something called the Indian Cross. Okay. So it starts with outward and outward heart shapes. Okay. And it changes to inward heart shapes. Here's the Indian Cross. It changes. Inward heart shapes. Now you can't change from inward to outward in the same way. So you do a side change here. Here we go. Outward. You better know what you're doing when you do this. Changing up. You can easily knock yourself out. To Indian Cross again. And I'll just do it from the sides so people can see from the side. Yeah. Learning this doesn't happen overnight, people. I'll tell you, my eyes burning from the salinity of the sweat proves that salt is a very important mineral. Why don't you do it with the purple meal? Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, let me get the cloth on you. I knew I was missing something. You know, I thought about something I could listen to. Okay. I did all this yesterday, so pooped out. Plus I'm used to doing this in front of an air conditioner. Yeah. I don't know about the akars, but those zircones are definitely indoors and what appears to be a very thick walled stone building. Yeah, it'd be pretty cool, I would think. Yep. That plus dry heat would be nice inside. And like the humidity we have here on the east coast, or if you live on the Gulf of Mexico or here, it's even worse. That was Hawaii, I hear there's a lot of trade winds blowing all the time. Yeah, it was pretty humid there too. Really? Yeah. It's been following me around. Does he live on Oahu or Maui or? No, the main island. I'm not sure which of the names. Oh, the big one. Where do you land? Honolulu. Oh, Honolulu is Oahu. Waikiki Beach, Diamond Head. Do you remember what I was talking to you about during the interview? Holding the clubs right at the end of the moment. Okay. I'll slow it right down. So the pinkie's on the button. There he is there. Swinging the clubs now. And I can walk my hands down the club to the lip. So I'm shortening the club. And then basically I can do this sort of thing. Oh wow. So it's a quick turn. And if I lengthen them, it's a longer turn. So now I'm holding it between my thumb and forefinger. So that's the long turn. And if I shorten, so jump the clubs down. And now I'm doing the same grip here. But it's on this lip here because I can actually figure out what that was for. And I'm sure that would have been for these sort of turns here. Well, just a bit of technical stuff about the clubs. From this world tour, you're getting a lot of pointers. Just by looking at those clubs. Ergonomic shape is the way to go. And every type of club. It's massive. Ergonomic shape is the way to go. That's got a pump I showed you. There's cyberspace. It can be just a tad bit nipping. No, there's a lot of them out there in the world. Sweaty hand, bad right shoulder. Alright. I try not to, always try not to touch your body. Try to keep the clubs out in front. Yes, the drum. Oh boy. Okay, people. I'm going to play my African drum to fall swinging. Swinging of clubs. I never took that in. I left that out all winter. I forgot it was out here. So anyway, the clubs. Indian clubs world tour 2013. Ergonomic handles. Hope it'll be a beginner's party. Yeah, well, I mean, it's all pendulum. It's all movement, isn't it? In any part shapes. But of course you have tremendous amount of variations to all these. It's basically just three circles. It's a full arm circle, wrist circle, elbow circle. Inwards and outwards with both arms. That's six variations. And then you modify that. And then you just go from there. Because those are the only basic moves you can make. Here it is. This is a full arm circle. Inwards and outwards. Elbow circle. Both ways. And then basically you can do a wrist circle here. Or a wrist circle at the back. Wrist circle at the front. And I mean, it's a permutation of all those circles. Those are the three basic moves. And really if you boil it down to it even more. It's two circles. Inwards and outwards. And then you've got, you know, you're two together. And then the joints. Wrist, elbows and shoulder. Inwards and outwards circle. So everything in Indian club circular training are variations of those three basic moves. Circles, yeah. That's it. Oh, we're making good time. Well, yeah, that's not too bad. We're almost done, aren't we? Actually, we are done. We are done pretty well. We are done, too. Probably dehydration that causes. No, I'm just trying to get the rest of that water in one go basically. I wasn't sure if you were a connoisseur on beer. That's why I didn't get anything. No, no, I don't. I would have to polish it off myself. But I do notice the difference between Mr. Picklebarrow and the longer clubs in terms of how my shoulders fit. So, you know, of course it takes longer to complete the move. Yeah. With the long one, naturally. It's just like, it's like those wind generator, those windmills that convert movements of electricity. Some of them are so gigantic to make one revolution. I mean it doesn't spin around like a propeller. Oh. Okay, people, thank you. Thank you for joining us for Indian Club World Tour 2013 in New Jersey with James P. Madonna. Special guests from Perth, Australia. Paul Tarris of Walco Whiskey. Thank you for hosting. It's been a pleasure. It's been an absolute pleasure and more. And then I want to take some shots after the show. Sure, sure. There he is. Next stop, England. Next stop, England, London. U.K. Sheffield. Sheffield, England. And then Varanasi in India. What's the name of the town? Varanasi. Very nasty? Varanasi. Oh, Varanasi. Yeah. Varanasi. Along the Ganges. Along the Ganges. And Paul will not. And I repeat, he will not drink any water from the Ganges. I hear India... Well, you don't drink beer. I was going to mention Kingfisher Beer in India. Kingfisher Lager is very good. Of course, the U.K., you got all the ale you want. I don't know. I'm just like looking at them now. Got Boddenton's Ale. What I mentioned, Newcastle.